Bob Confused By S.E.X.

10 Feb

With the impending release of BD1 on DVD – The PR machine is in full swing. Not only that, but we are getting interviews again. YAY, right? Not so much. In the latest (please note that our sparkly hero has hair, so this had to have been filmed awhile ago) he says that director Bill Condon didn’t want the sex scene between Mr. & Mrs. Stewart Edward and Bella to be about sex, he wanted it to be about ‘a feeling and an emotion’. See, THERE is where the confusion originates. The only feeling Ms. I Hate My Life experiences is in her middle finger and MBIE can only express his emotions with vulgar t-shirts and unkempt facial hair. Can we still hold onto any hope that our beloved ‘Rob’ is anywhere out there? Or, has he taken on the personality of his soul mate, Bella?

Read the interview here:

Disclaimer – We don’t own the pictures.

14 Responses to “Bob Confused By S.E.X.”

  1. D'liciously Epic February 10, 2012 at 11:58 am #

    Kellan’s ‘Madly in love’ statement is ALL OVER the net today! What took everyone so long?

  2. Terri February 10, 2012 at 12:06 pm #

    Well, yeah. They are both confused as they want to carry each others equipment. She has penis envy and he…well *blush* doesnt know what or who he wants. I ass-u-me anything other than what the skank owns.

    • D'liciously Epic February 10, 2012 at 12:09 pm #

      True Terri. But if he’s looking at that with any regularity – he’d be blind by now, for sure. LOL

  3. Click The Hater February 10, 2012 at 12:07 pm #

    Where is the proof that Mr Stewart was ever the nice guy that he displayed 3 years ago?
    He was eager to get a start in HW and they all play nice at the beginning, unless your name is Kristen Middlefinger Stewart.

    He has enough money to never work so he doesn’t feel obligated to play the nice guy instead he plays PR games just like his Missus.We know she has no own taste or personality but takes on the characteristics of the poor victim she clinges on. This time that person isn’t a victim but an enabler.

    Both are selfish idiots.

    • ? February 10, 2012 at 12:12 pm #


      i agree with your point. i still submit that what we see, out of interviews, is booby.. a dirty egotistical tweenage simpleton.

      oh an ddon’t forget … fashion week in nyc! can’t wait to see the uber private duo strutting their fashion savy attires!

      • D'liciously Epic February 10, 2012 at 1:47 pm #

        Please, for the love of all that is holy – NO Shrewbitch on the runway!! Puhlez – we can’t have another designer latch onto Bella and think she won’t wear cross trainers under her couture. Really. It’s bad enough she has taken such an undeserved place in pop culture – I can’t take much more of her ruining the fashion industry as some seem intent to see happen. πŸ˜₯

    • D'liciously Epic February 10, 2012 at 12:14 pm #

      Very good points, as always! I love the way you sum things us. LMAO! I guess, I still hold out some sliver of hope that the ‘nice, self-effacing, dorky, goofball’ was real. Although, it is more likely than not, that was just another character- I just don’t think his acting skills are that great. I think he has been tainted – over time.

    • ? February 10, 2012 at 12:18 pm #

      sorry click,

      i can’t spell atm.. liquid lunch today.. oops..

      • Rachel February 10, 2012 at 1:16 pm #

        I just think he was very good at saying what you waned to hear. A commentator has put out that one of his strengths is that on the press junkets he is charming and humourous indicating that he is not these things as an individual.

        D 😯 are you telling me he is not a good actor. Remember the hype for WFE………….well its starting again with BA O S C A R πŸ˜†
        ? A liquid lunch I have not had one of those since Christmas……….evny on this side of the planet

      • D'liciously Epic February 10, 2012 at 1:26 pm #

        I can see this now. As he is neither charming or humerous as of late. 😦 Still, such a disappointment. But even during HP press junkets he was the same. Still…

        *Facepalm* Oscar? For WFE? I… there are no words.

      • D'liciously Epic February 10, 2012 at 1:28 pm #

        Isn’t *humorous either. jeesh! Wish I too could blame it on a liquid lunch. πŸ˜‰

  4. D'liciously Epic February 10, 2012 at 12:23 pm #

    Ok – here is my thing; if Dan Rad was getting drunk and having meaningless, one night stands with HP fangirls there is NO WAY anyone will convince me Bob isn’t getting his own freak on. Just no way. Wether it be male or female or WTF ever he is into, it’s happening. He isn’t a eunich. At least our little HP fellow has the guts to stand up and admitt the TRUTH. You have to admire him on that alone. Druken nympho or not. πŸ˜‰

    • Marie February 10, 2012 at 11:55 pm #

      You got that right. These guys are famous and gorgeous (in Rob’s case), and girls and dudes are throwing themselves at them. You think they’re not gonna go for that? Rob is no exception. He’s a guy. He’s gonna have sex, he’s gonna grab up all he can. He said no girls were ever interested in him before? Well, now he can have whoever he wants. And you bet he’s doin it. These sheep are soooo naive to think he’s “saving himself” only for KS. What a joke. They live on another planet. I bet Rob is into threesomes and all with guys and girls. I know he’s attracted to guys, just watch him bat his eyes at some of those male interviewers. It’s obvious he’s attracted to them. Ughhh!!

  5. ? February 10, 2012 at 5:20 pm #

    ok, now i’m confused..

    i thought Condon said the sexual chemistry between booby and k was just so wonderful that he didn’t need to coach them during this scene.. now booby is saying it wasn’t supposed to be about sex?? get the story straight please scummit.. that’s the problem with pre-recording soundbites .. if someone modifies the script mid stream, you lose the flow from the older ones..

    good grief…

    oh yeah, this is twit we are talking about and twit fans.. they don’t need any consistency or accuracy.. they’ll just have another shot of that e/b Kool aid.. i forgot..

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