PR Teams Already Working Overtime to Promote Mr. & Mrs. Stewart

30 Mar

We have 8 months – 8 long, blissful months before Bedward and Smella once again take over theaters around the world. We should have at least 5 months before the crazies work themselves into another frenzy in anticipation of honest to goodness s.e.x. between Bob and Shrew Edward and Bella on the big screen, so WHY are we reading stories of yet another ‘insider’ who has waited FOUR looooooong YEARS to reveal that this epic lurve affair began during filming the first installment of this shit fest saga.

Larry – (the newest hero of the woolies) spent two days with the gruesome twosome had this to report (FOUR YEARS LATER)

“Much like now, when Rob is so proud of Kristen and supports her in whatever she does, he followed what she did back then too. “KStew definitely seemed to take the lead most of the time,” Larry wrote, explaining, “She was the more experienced actor.” 🙄 “Isn’t it incredible how two people can hit it off so quickly and fall in love? “ 🙄

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73 Responses to “PR Teams Already Working Overtime to Promote Mr. & Mrs. Stewart”

  1. D'eanna March 30, 2012 at 10:15 am #

    This takes their ‘rinse and repeat’ strategy to a whole new level! Wonder if he even realizes that he outed Shrew as a cheater? Have they forgotten she was in a serious relay with MA during this time? Or, are they just hoping the crazy fans have forgotten – or that they don’t care anymore?

    • Rachel March 30, 2012 at 10:20 am #

      I really don’t think he cares Deana. A cheater is the least of his issues. He is probably rather proud of this.

    • Terri March 30, 2012 at 10:20 am #

      and he was still with Nina..nice, very nice. Maybe thats why KS wanted to become chummy with AJ…they could compare stories on how they took what was not theirs.

    • D'eanna March 30, 2012 at 10:26 am #

      So true ladies. I just find it odd how they worked so hard at the time to cover that up and pay MA to show up on set of NM only to have Larry tell of what REALLY happend. 🙄 Lest we forget she was a minor.
      I mean, really with this???

      • Steph March 30, 2012 at 10:39 am #

        Good afternoon girls!

        And I’m guessing that the sheeple have convieniently forgotten that Bob was warned by Crazy Cathy that Butch was “jailbait” and that he was put up in a DIFFERENT hotel to Butch and TL. Mmmmm, seems to me that the sheeple only remember and believe waht they want to. Fidiots.

      • D'eanna March 30, 2012 at 10:49 am #

        Now Steph, you KNOW they have always believed only what suited their delusion of the epicness of the lurve. 😉

  2. Terri March 30, 2012 at 10:19 am #

    Yea well..if he was so in love with her why in the name that is all holy did he NOT remember that his lady love had in fact hurt herself when she jumped into the water fountain to stop him from taking off his shirt? TL had to remind him during the interview and he didn’t look the least embarrassed about not knowing. Yup, true love. The interview was with just RP and TL right after the darn thing had been shot.

    • D'eanna March 30, 2012 at 10:27 am #

      Terri!! HUGE hugs to you sweetie!! Missed you much. Happy to see you join us again. 😉

  3. Rachel March 30, 2012 at 10:24 am #

    Hi Terri,
    So glad your here.

    This is doing the rounds on twitter
    http://thoughtcatalog.com/2012/an-imagined-girls-night-conversation-between-katniss-everdeen-hermione-granger-bella-swan-and-buffy-summers/

  4. D'eanna March 30, 2012 at 10:31 am #

    Also, why did Larry wait so long to whore out this epic lurve? I mean, why not fill us all in say 2 years ago? Perhaps 6 months ago? Why not at the premiere of Eclipse, or NM, or BD1?? Why not during one of the long PRsten draughts that had the woolies panting for sustenance?
    Are they just trying to show us what Rob USED to look like before he became Mr. Stewart? The hotness that once was.

    • Rachel March 30, 2012 at 10:38 am #

      Really good point D. The hotness that once was.
      I have a feeling we are going to have alot of Rome Rob and GQ re visits from way back. I also noticed back then he could speak in full sentences with out using the word “like” into everyone. Now he looks and sounds like her aka Mr Stewart. I await the fragrance and range of clothing he chooses to promote; looking forward to the famewhoring 🙄

      • D'eanna March 30, 2012 at 10:47 am #

        Fine by me. And I’m sure Steph will agreee. 😀
        I don’t mind revisiting a hot Rob.
        In fact, it will be a welcomed break from the always in need of a scrubbing, shaved head, nasty attitude, Bob.
        Let the fuckery begin!
        It’s kind of a bonus that they’re gonna give us all this time. Just have to budget for all that extra popcorn and wine. 😉

      • Steph March 30, 2012 at 11:21 am #

        PML! Now how did you guess I’d agree with you, D’eanna. Rome Rob and GQ Rob were HOT! And yes, they would be far more welcome than dirty, desparately in need of a shower and scrub Rob. I can honestly say I miss HOT Rob. 😦

      • movinon1 March 30, 2012 at 11:33 am #

        Steph, I think that Rome Rob has disappeared forever. I’m guessing that was never what bob was anyways….just an illusion made by his management team.

  5. D'eanna March 30, 2012 at 10:57 am #

    And really….how was MIHML the ‘more experienced actor’. Just because she was in Panic Room and had a bit part in a few other films? Bob had HP under his belt, as well as Little Ashes, the Haunted Airman, The Bad Mothers Handbook, etc. He just wasn’t from a well known HW family – that’s all. Let’s keep it real.
    Even back when – whe was playing ONE character – herself!
    Bob actually had talent! He truly was amazing as Dali. Too bad she got her grubby paws into him.

    • movinon1 March 30, 2012 at 11:56 am #

      tell Rachel I’m going to need Captain Morgan Rum to sit on that fence…wine won’t suffice 🙂

  6. movinon1 March 30, 2012 at 11:00 am #

    Who is Larry?

    • D'eanna March 30, 2012 at 11:15 am #

      Larry is the guy who interviewed Mr. & Mrs. Stewart on-set during the filming of the very first Twi movie. He claims to have spent two days basking in the lurve. 😉

      • movinon1 March 30, 2012 at 11:25 am #

        lol…..ummm he’s just now revealing this info! I shouldn’t be surprised. I’m guessing they’ll be a lot more “insider” knowledge of the special love these two bozo’s shared as the closing of twit movies come to an end in Nov.

      • D'eanna March 30, 2012 at 11:44 am #

        PML! I’m sure this is only the beginning. Grab your seat on the fence. Rache will bring the wine. 😉

      • Lisa March 30, 2012 at 2:11 pm #

        So in two days he got all that ROLMFAO. And who gives a fuck about 4 years ago. Then he was surely cheating on her because he was seen with other girls and a specific party where he showed with about 3 of them. I don’t caree if Jesus himself confirms they dated during TW, we all know that did not happen. And if it did Bob is a pedofile!!!! Oh and never mind MA was in the picture until he just conveniently vanished coughpaidoffcough in 2009.

  7. liza March 30, 2012 at 11:20 am #

    It’s already confirmed that she cheated on michael. Both of them are probably equally behind this showmance, Kristen Stewart’s PR people manipulate the press, along with his manager and agents.

    • Steph March 30, 2012 at 11:29 am #

      Yeah, it was confirmed through the FB page where Bob admitted to “getting Kristen”, and making comments about her “dick boyfriend always being around”. Just shows how much contempt he actually had for her back in the early Twishite days. Kind of makes you wonder why she still wants him around. Unless, of course, she knows certain things about him that would ruin his reputation not only with the fans, but in HW in general.

      • liza March 30, 2012 at 11:34 am #

        Right? and she always play the victim.

      • D'eanna March 30, 2012 at 11:47 am #

        Ah yes! I’d forgotten about that rabbit hole.
        And, even tho Bob won’t fess up to it, his friend did. So, his question ‘Got Kristen yet’. Was totally legit. Maybe he has been douchebag Bob all along. 😦

      • liza March 30, 2012 at 11:51 am #

        I heard on the DL that michael family and sister are pissed off at her because her fans are always attacking michael and she never said anything to defends or clarify even though she was clearly at fault.

      • Steph March 30, 2012 at 11:52 am #

        Oooh, D’eanna, how could you possibly forget THAT little gem?
        And yeah, maybe he has been a douchebag all along. And tbh, he sounded very much like a typical English guy. They all basically think with their dick, and don’t give a shit about the consequences. 😦

      • Steph March 30, 2012 at 11:55 am #

        Well even if his family are pissed at her, Liza, we all know that MA himself isn’t, or wasn’t. 2 years ago when she got back to the US and went to Coachella, he went with her. And he was seen out with her and her mother a few months later having lunch at a small cafe in LA.
        Although, I suppose he could be now considering how much time as past and she still lets the fans blame him for everything.

      • D'eanna March 30, 2012 at 11:57 am #

        That’s ALL men Steph. Regardless of Nationality! 😉

        Liza- I wouldn’t blame him or his family for being mad. She has never defended anyone except herself! Don’t you know that people only attack her because it is ‘her’! 🙄 Even RAINN got upset because it was HER that made the rape comment and they used her to make themselves seem relevant. Poor thing had to issue a public apology when she didn’t mean it.

      • Steph March 30, 2012 at 12:06 pm #

        So true, D’eanna, so true. I think it’s just part of their DNA make up that they have to go out and “sow their wild oats” to keep the human race going, so they basically “dip their nib in any available inkpot”, as Kayli used to say! 😆

    • Em March 30, 2012 at 11:34 am #

      Well, considering their “anniversary” is in March then yeah, she cheated on MA. But, of course, sheep don’t care about that.

      And Shrew’s confirmed to attend the Kids Choice Awards tomorrow LOL. You all know what this means….another surfboard to add to her collection.

      • movinon1 March 30, 2012 at 11:38 am #

        oh that should be a treat PML!!!!

      • D'eanna March 30, 2012 at 11:43 am #

        PML! I’m sure she will display it along with the others.
        Crossing fingers that she proves to remain such a positive role model for the young ones. 🙄
        Or, she could remain true to herself and flip off the audience, tell them to fuck everyone, and hope they freeze to death.

      • movinon1 March 30, 2012 at 11:58 am #

        she can’t be nice it’s not in her DNA.

      • Steph March 30, 2012 at 12:04 pm #

        Well if Butch is going to the Kid’s Choice awards, then she’s obiously won something. Pity they don’t have a “worst actress” because I know WE’D all vote for her in that one. 👿

      • movinon1 March 30, 2012 at 12:08 pm #

        lol, oh I would be on speed dial for that award and prob end up with carpal tunnel 😉

      • Steph March 30, 2012 at 12:21 pm #

        You and me both, Movinon. 😆

  8. Nonnie March 30, 2012 at 11:51 am #

    didn’t Rob say he does not understand why people cheat? I cant believe he makes an acception for Kristen. She is such a bitchy evil person who controls and manipulates people into getting her way. I hope Rob sees the light. God i really really do, he needs to see he will get hurt and his career will be hurt by this also. It’s hurting already.

    • Em March 30, 2012 at 11:54 am #

      Tbh, he’s said so many things, I don’t know what to believe…

      • D'eanna March 30, 2012 at 11:58 am #

        Amen to that!

    • liza March 30, 2012 at 11:58 am #

      He seems more than a willing participant in this showmance.

      • ? March 30, 2012 at 12:00 pm #

        i totally agree with your post here liza!

      • Deb (seattlechik) March 30, 2012 at 1:34 pm #

        ITA Liza, he goes above and beyond being a “passive” participant. letting her do the thing with the Orioles hat the other nite for the benefit of the “hidden” Pop Sugar paps at the KP thing is just the latest example. That’s more than what’s called for in the “contract”.

      • Lisa March 30, 2012 at 2:16 pm #

        100 percent participant and I don’t care what consequences he faces he deserves them and her. I think she should be his punishment for life because one day when he does wake up from it and all he has is that, he is going to finally see what we have seen all along.

  9. ? March 30, 2012 at 11:59 am #

    this is just way too funny… guess the success of The Hunger Games really pissed them off.. 😆

    probably just a blip for the kids choice awards… whether she admits it or not, this shit matters – that would also explain the bd2 trailer as well.. kids choice and thg..
    my guess – after the kiddies vote, then semi quiet until Cannes… but who knows..

  10. Deb (seattlechik) March 30, 2012 at 1:07 pm #

    OK, what am I missing here? Is this on twitter or something? I’d like to read this dude’s hallucinations

  11. Deb (seattlechik) March 30, 2012 at 1:27 pm #

    oh dear god in heaven such PR puffery as I’ve never read before.

    Tell me, did this “undeniable chemistry” (which is never seen on screen or off) happen before or after Cougar Cathy told Bob to keep his hands off underage spew?

    FML, 4 years down the road and now new light is shed on eternal lurve’s early days. I am overwhelmed with emotion…of the *gag* *vom* variety.

    Watch the wool fly as sheepies twirl.

    Can I take Ashton Kutcher’s place on Richard Branson’s space shuttle trip? I want OFF of this insane planet.

    • movinon1 March 30, 2012 at 1:32 pm #

      didn’t you hear Deb they’ve spread their special lovey dovey selfs all over the universe there is no place to hide 😥

      • Deb (seattlechik) March 30, 2012 at 1:34 pm #

        *groans*

    • D'eanna March 30, 2012 at 1:37 pm #

      I know, Deb! PML!
      Quite enlightening, is it not? 🙄
      If I had the gumption to find it, I’d like to see the article this ‘journalist’ actually wrote back in 2008. THAT would be the interesting read.

    • Lisa March 30, 2012 at 2:20 pm #

      Love the contridicting stories this is out there because remember the story that just came out not too long ago how Shrew left Ma for Bob and Bob left Nikki for Shrew? So which is it ppl? Why can’t ppl tht have witnessed the epicness tell the same freaking story? Ya know why BECAUSE IT IS ALL BULL SHIT! And yes they are so worried that November will come and go and no one will give a shit about BD2 because we are all awaiting Catching fire, that they invent this crap. Gosh it is so old and boring and nasty as the gruesome twosome! Oh and this makes them both look like liars because they both insisted back than that they were no more than friends.

    • Acer March 30, 2012 at 3:21 pm #

      such PR puffery as I’ve never read before
      ____________________

      Man I’m TELLIN’ you. It literally insults people’s intelligence.

  12. D'eanna March 30, 2012 at 1:40 pm #

    I’m with you movin’ – Larry is a fangirl. It’s a wonder they’ve managed to keep him silenced this long.

    I’m kinda surprised they found the time to fall in lurve – with all that intellectual reading and such.

    • Steph March 30, 2012 at 1:43 pm #

      PML! “intellectual reading”? Since when as reading “The Magic Key” books been intellectual reading? (UK girls will get the joke of this one). 😆

      • liza March 30, 2012 at 1:47 pm #

        from the DL

        The day Hollywood stops giving this sullen, lazy creature employment will be a good one. Her fanbase consists of crazy Twilight moms who only love her because she’s ‘dating’ Robert Pattinson, lesbians and girls who don’t realize their lesbians yet (Krisbians) and some antisocial, usually overweight, straight girls who consider Stewart their patron saint of awkwardness. Not enough to build a stable career on. It makes her a phony not the devil incarnate.

      • D'eanna March 30, 2012 at 1:51 pm #

        I hear it was ‘One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish.’

      • Steph March 30, 2012 at 1:56 pm #

        OG!! D’eanna, that is brilliant. But do you think Butch would be able to sound out the “sh” of fish with her stuttering? 😯

      • movinon1 March 30, 2012 at 2:01 pm #

        how about this:

        Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana
        Jack got high, unzipped his fly, and said “hey do you wanna?”

      • liza March 30, 2012 at 2:02 pm #

        Good one.

      • Steph March 30, 2012 at 2:06 pm #

        LOL!! That’s a good one, Movinin, but I think there is too many words there for Butch to understand. She’d need to start out with simple words that are either repeated or rhyme.

      • Acer March 30, 2012 at 3:25 pm #

        I remember I saw an interview w/RP on youtube where he said he read a book(s) by Virgil. He said something like he gave a copy to KS and then the interviewer asked him if KS read it and he quickly said ‘no.’

      • Rachel March 30, 2012 at 5:51 pm #

        LMAO Steph and I know who Floppy is?!!

      • Steph March 30, 2012 at 6:01 pm #

        ROFLMAO Rache, I can guess who YOU’D call Floppy! And I can also guess WHY! 😉

  13. Diana March 30, 2012 at 2:06 pm #

    I wonder if Booby will be at KCA also? I just heard a commercial that Tay is going to be there, and if Smella too, why not Booby? Hell, maybe Wyck will go, and Bobbert can suck face with him? He’d obviously rather kiss a guy than get rejected by the little trailer park butch, again.

    • Lisa March 30, 2012 at 2:23 pm #

      Come on Diana Bob is a serious actor on his way to an Oscar from that 30 second edit nightmare we saw 🙄 KCA would be below him besides I am sure the other surf boards are just collecting dust or are chew toys for dogbaby!

  14. Lisa March 30, 2012 at 2:28 pm #

    Hmmm 4 new cosmo stills came out yesterday and I did not even know. Bet no one but his obsessed fans knew because it was not blowing up the internet.

    • movinon1 March 30, 2012 at 2:31 pm #

      the haircut and the wife I think….. A couple of people on twitter wanted his hair clippings to be put on ebay…cause they would do anything for a piece of hair 🙄

  15. Lisa March 30, 2012 at 3:16 pm #

    This was from the wrap:

    “Cosmopolis,” David Cronenberg. An adaptation of Don DeLillo’s Wall Street thriller could again bring out the dark side of director Cronenberg (“A Dangerous Method,” “Eastern Promises”), though he raised a few eyebrows with his choice of “Twilight” star Pattinson (right) in the lead role

  16. Terri March 30, 2012 at 5:46 pm #

    If these two had been honest from the beginning, although contracts could have stopped that, none of this B.S would be going on and no one would give a crap. They got everyone going going right from the start with the “team Edward” and “team Jacob”, and then the Facebook find. Not to mention RP breaking down in tears at the first premiere. Although for those of us who read the books, it was kinda stupid…duh! I wish they had cast AG as Bella, I think she could have handled it and RP better, but she was an awesome Alice. These two were under some sort of contract to begin with and then they went out on their own, like an us against the world type of mentality. Hopefully, someone will wake up and see this lifestyle is not getting them anywhere and eventually the teens will move on.

    • Steph March 30, 2012 at 6:02 pm #

      Oh, they’ll move on, Terri. They’ll grow up and realise how stupid they were to believe all the bullshit they’ve been fed. Pity it’s taking them so long, but I put it down to their “failed” education.

  17. Terri March 30, 2012 at 5:48 pm #

    praying SM doesnt write another book and they dont cast the same wonderful sparkly parents.

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