This is What Famewhoring Will Do…

3 Apr

Missing: One sexy, handsome, actor. Last seen sometime around 2009.

How did we go from ^^^ THAT to this:

Disclaimer – We don’t own the pictures.

113 Responses to “This is What Famewhoring Will Do…”

  1. D'eanna April 3, 2012 at 10:04 pm #

    Makes no sense to me! :9

    Thought I’d give you a break, Ash! LOL

    • Ashley April 3, 2012 at 10:31 pm #

      It’s just so disappointing. He’s perfecting that bitchface gesh.

      • D'eanna April 3, 2012 at 10:38 pm #

        I know Ash! 😦
        I have to admitt, looking for a BF photo of him, I got to scan a lot of the old hot ones. WTF?????

    • Ashley April 3, 2012 at 10:32 pm #


  2. Deb (seattlechik) April 3, 2012 at 10:33 pm #

    It breaks my heart to see what’s happened to him. Can we ever get real Rob back?

    • Lisa April 3, 2012 at 10:36 pm #

      Nope Miss Sunshine ruined him for life no turning back now.

      • Acer April 3, 2012 at 10:42 pm #



        I know there are so many other factors involved (greedy agents, papz, etc.) but I still stand that since he hooked up with KS, he has just been goin’ down. If by some miracle, he finds the gutz to live his own life he’ll make a comeback. But if he stays as hungry as she is for the fame, you’re right…it’s not going to get any better.

    • Acer April 3, 2012 at 10:37 pm #

      This is so sad. I know it’s only one pic out of many recent ones, but it seems like in most of his 2012 pics this is how he looks: depressed. (It’s in the eyes.) I hope the real R comes back too.

      • D'eanna April 3, 2012 at 10:42 pm #

        Totally agree! If this is what epic lurve will do to you – then I guess I should consider myself lucky that I only have the ordinary kind of love in my life.

      • dellacullen April 9, 2012 at 6:59 am #

        I hope so as well. This is not the lovely vibrant man that I “fell” in “love” with when I first saw him in Twilight. He was laughing and joking around in the behind the scenes cuts. It seems he actually absorbed too much of Emo-Ward and bitchface.
        Come back from the darkside Rob. We’re your sunshine here. Walk back to the light to us.

    • D'eanna April 3, 2012 at 10:39 pm #

      I know ladies!
      And – he’s a pic of the HAPPY couple. The chemistry is just SO undeniable! πŸ™„

      • Diana April 3, 2012 at 10:51 pm #

        I’d swear the skinny-fat bitch has cellulite on the FRONT of her thighs. At what, 20 yrs old? Yes, she’ll look exatctly like her butch mother, sooner rather than later.

      • Lisa April 3, 2012 at 10:57 pm #

        OMG I see it the EPICNESS how did I miss it!!!! Oh wait that was the sun going black……….

      • finn4431 April 3, 2012 at 10:59 pm #

        That’s a manip, no?

      • Ashley April 3, 2012 at 11:07 pm #

        Yeah… I think she was actually hanging on Nikki like that.

  3. D'eanna April 3, 2012 at 10:37 pm #

    PML!!! This was the REAL family holiday photo!

    • Acer April 3, 2012 at 10:46 pm #

      Does anybody know if this is legit? The link was on DL. (There appear to be 3 parts.)

      • Lisa April 3, 2012 at 10:58 pm #

        IDK it seems like fanfic to me like when the sheep write their epic sightings of forehead kisses and making out for a minute πŸ˜†

    • Deb (seattlechik) April 4, 2012 at 12:51 am #

      OMG a hideous christmas sweater. My eyes!!!

  4. D'eanna April 3, 2012 at 10:44 pm #

    Does anyone else see that they’ve made this whole thing into a reality TV type campaign?
    I mean, neither are working. And, certainly not together.

    • Deb (seattlechik) April 3, 2012 at 10:56 pm #

      At this rate if the famewhoring keeps up they’ll be lucky to even get a reality show.

      • D'eanna April 3, 2012 at 11:05 pm #

        LOL! No kidding!
        Great concept tho.
        ‘How to stay relevant in Hollywood’

  5. finn4431 April 3, 2012 at 10:58 pm #

    As one DL poster put it ” he has the deadest eyes I’ve ever seen.” So true, so sad.

    • D'eanna April 3, 2012 at 11:09 pm #

      But true!
      Funny – MIHML doesn’t seem to have that problem.

  6. Deb (seattlechik) April 3, 2012 at 11:10 pm #

    I’m predicting a PR sighting tomorrow nite. Lee McDougall, one of the peripheral brit pack members is playing a show at that Hotel Cafe in LA that bob and butch like to go to on “date nites” and he’s posting on twitter that “tix are still available”.

  7. Lisa April 3, 2012 at 11:28 pm #

    LOL someone tweeted he is in PR maybe that is why he was paddle boarding makes total sense πŸ™„

    Carolina Isabel‏@TeamTayward_24Reply
    robert pattinson is in PR right now. my frinds aunt saw him today at the airport and my friend just called me to tell me and im about to die

    • Lisa April 3, 2012 at 11:30 pm #

      And those crazies are threatening her telling her it better be real who the fuck are they the where is Pattinson Patrol??? They need to get over themselves.

    • Ashley April 3, 2012 at 11:31 pm #

      PR? Puerto Rico?

  8. Deb (seattlechik) April 3, 2012 at 11:33 pm #

    Well damn Bob, don’t go shooting my prediction for date nite down by going to Puerto Rico!!!

    • Lisa April 4, 2012 at 12:01 am #

      *giggles* you know he never does anything we say hehehehe and that is why he is where he is πŸ˜‰

      • Terri April 4, 2012 at 12:16 am #

        Well, for pete’s sake. Come on..SC is probably still in town so Bob had to take a ride out of town for some private time.

  9. Deb (seattlechik) April 4, 2012 at 12:17 am #

    I checked this gal’s twitter, it looks like all these puerto rico tweets coming from stens. Ah, who gives a fuck LOL. Maybe he & spew went there for a romantic getaway for her b-day. awww gee, I’m all choked up.

    • Lisa April 4, 2012 at 12:21 am #

      Well that person on Lchat said they has to vamp it up and was going to do something big for her Bday LOL. I still am not convinced lets wait and see and 4 guys and 2 girls is not what I call a romantic get away but what do I know I am doing it wrong πŸ˜‰

    • Terri April 4, 2012 at 12:26 am #

      Oh Dear Lord..I forgot it was her birthday. we will get another smoken-token picture of the *cough* girl with everyone ignoring her breaking the law. Of course she is too cool for us mere mortals, she is after all the great and mighty Bella. *eyeroll*

  10. Lisa April 4, 2012 at 12:19 am #

    On another note because the gruesome twosome are so boring this is what a photoshoot is

  11. Terri April 4, 2012 at 12:20 am #

    Why is he scowling? Did the Edward face stick? My Mom always told me “if you keep making that face, it will stay that way”. Holy cow…Mom was right?

    • Lisa April 4, 2012 at 12:22 am #

      Yep Terri Mom always knows best!!!!!! Proof right up above!

  12. Nonnie April 4, 2012 at 12:25 am #

    I miss the old Rob! And he was soo happy and hot and so full of life too. Hanging out with Kristen is like the plague. Anyone in it’s vicinity will catch it. Runnn Rob RunnNnnnn!!!!

    • Deb (seattlechik) April 4, 2012 at 12:49 am #

      ITA Nonnie, the longer he’s around her, the more her surly bitchface attitude rubs off on him. Of course he’s no innocent when it comes to playing the PR game, but he used to at least smile a lot more. Now the only time he smiles is when she isn’t around. And since she’s around him ALL the time now, we get constant bitchface from him as well as her.

  13. Rachel April 4, 2012 at 2:10 am #
    So someone was on the beach with him a you can see the two boards. Wonder why they got cut out?! πŸ™„

    • notimpressed April 4, 2012 at 3:03 am #

      Good eye, Rachel. I knew it. Whoever sent those pics to the fan site did not tell the whole story – or the fan site didn’t.

    • Niki April 4, 2012 at 3:04 am #

      lol when i first opened the pic it was zoomed in and all i saw was his gut. i guess other than pr hes also trying to work it off. now this is what i call killing two birds with one stone.

  14. onanaano April 4, 2012 at 8:14 am #

    I think even CSI can’t find out what’s going on in here..

  15. Steph April 4, 2012 at 8:14 am #

    Afternoon girls!
    Seems I missed loads yesterday while I was busy putting college work onto the computer.

    And I see how Oouty just had to slag off THG. Bet if her Butch friend had been in it, she would have been singing it’s praises just like she’s been doing for SWATH.

    Scout Compton‏@PoutyScoutyReply

    Β· Open

    hate when a movie focuses on one role and gives the other actors no character development. on a side note josh hutcherson was amazing

    • notimpressed April 4, 2012 at 11:29 am #

      “hate when a movie focuses on one role and gives the other actors no character development.”

      Ehem…like in Twilight??? Huge cast and only 3 characters semi-developed. Butch being one of them.

      • liza April 4, 2012 at 11:32 am #

        I know right? the rest of the twilight cast were basically cut out to make room for rob, kristen and taylor.

      • ? April 4, 2012 at 11:40 am #

        Too funny, I know.. One thing I’ve learned from the twit loons, k and booby – they don’t let facts get in the way of their comments, opinions or their versions of reality.. IMHO of course

    • notimpressed April 4, 2012 at 3:10 pm #

      That passively dissing tweet from pouty, giving props to Josh but not Jennifer, shows that Kristen must be really jealous of Jennifer and the success of THG. Because we know how pouty likes to support her lovah. :LOL:

  16. onanaano April 4, 2012 at 8:44 am # i found that K and that Scouty pouty attended to premiere not firts the time. And Kristen’s legs looks… baaad

    • Terri April 4, 2012 at 8:53 am #

      Awww, check out the legs touching. Now this looks more epic to me, although I am untrained as a sheep.

      • Steph April 4, 2012 at 8:55 am #

        Hi Terri love! *hugs* Great to see you here.

        Yep, she’s always so much comfortable with the girls than she is with ANY guy. She just loves to show the EPIC girl love. πŸ˜‰

      • onanaano April 4, 2012 at 8:58 am #

        K legs so skinny and white, looks really like chicken with dress..

    • Steph April 4, 2012 at 8:54 am #

      Yeah, that’s from the premiere of Pouty’s film a few years back. And if I remember correctly, there was bunch of their other friends who attended the after party and a few of them are openly gay! That’s one of the reasons a lot of us on here say she is at least bi, because she mostly hangs with girls who are out and proud to be gay.

      • Terri April 4, 2012 at 9:02 am #

        Hi bad, I thought this was recent. Was wondering what happened to the extensions and the hair color was different but the body language is the same…I really like and would prefer to hang with the female gender.

      • Steph April 4, 2012 at 9:11 am #

        No probs, love. And yeah, you can always tell from her body language that she enjoys the company of the girls. It’s the same when you see pics of her with Dakota. She looks happy, smiley and very much at ease with them.

    • dellacullen April 9, 2012 at 7:04 am #

      And I see not only did they have their arms securely around each other but they were “bumping’ knees!

  17. movinon1 April 4, 2012 at 11:48 am #

    If that’s what being in love does it’s pathetic. What is it that girl has that he’s so attached?…

  18. notimpressed April 4, 2012 at 12:05 pm #

    The role of Bella.

    • movinon1 April 4, 2012 at 12:11 pm #

      Clingly depressed females 😏

    • notimpressed April 4, 2012 at 1:11 pm #

      Speaking of roles, thought I’d bring this over here. πŸ˜›

      • movinon1 April 4, 2012 at 1:34 pm #

        Holliday Grainger would be good. She’s very good in The Borgias

      • Steph April 4, 2012 at 4:01 pm #

        Holly Grainger starred with Bob in BA and also The Bad Mothers’ Handbook, (I think). And there was also rumours that he slept with her while filming BA!

      • Terri April 4, 2012 at 4:22 pm #

        Wow, did you ladies watch the wonderful acting lesson video at the end of the article? It was very KS

      • Steph April 4, 2012 at 4:33 pm #

        LOL! She’s plays the exact same person in all her movies, and that person is herself. You see it in all her video interviews as well.

      • movinon1 April 4, 2012 at 4:33 pm #

        I seen the BMH Holliday was cute. Rob looked very very dorky πŸ˜‰

      • Lisa April 4, 2012 at 5:43 pm #

        OMG they came up with not 2 or 3 actresses that would have been better but FREAKING 10!!!!! Yep KS is not selling this movie read the posts they are all on and on about Chris and C.T. Thsi is comment of the day from there:

        Kristen Stewart would only be the fairest of them all if a billion women suddenly died in the rapture of average to good looking women.

        Read more at ONTD:

  19. Deb (seattlechik) April 4, 2012 at 1:55 pm #

    Bwwahahah so….poutyscouty didn’t like a movie her girlfriend wasn’t cast in/isn’t making any money off of? And that movie only focuses on one character so that’s why she doesn’t like it? I guess she doesn’t like the twit movies then either since they’re all Bella Bella Bella.

    What a waste of a carbon based life form that girl is

    • movinon1 April 4, 2012 at 2:01 pm #

      What does pOuty do for a living besides following stew ?

    • notimpressed April 4, 2012 at 2:12 pm #

      The Runaways is the same also! LOL Think before you tweet, pouty.

    • Lisa April 4, 2012 at 5:35 pm #

      Well she OBVIOUSLY did not read the books to make that statement. And you could tell she was just trying to find something negative to say LOL and that must have been hard since it ROCKED and beat Twishit in almost everything!!! I am sure when SWATH comes out it will be like the next coming for her πŸ™„

      LMFAO Movin Pouty is an actress you didn’t know that? Yea mostly no one else does either!

  20. Deb (seattlechik) April 4, 2012 at 2:26 pm #

    She apparently does TV shows, voice overs, bit parts in films. She also has another name she uses — I kid you not (check it on IMdB): Desiree Star. Sounds like a stripper

    • Nonnie April 4, 2012 at 2:42 pm #

      is she serious with that name? Well i heard Kristen is best friends with a porn star so i would not be surprised if she hangs around people who like that kind of shit

  21. Deb (seattlechik) April 4, 2012 at 2:57 pm #

    I was mistaken – that Lee McDougall show in LA is tomorrow nite (Thurs 4/5) not tonite, so we’ll see if there’s another epic date nite.

  22. movinon1 April 4, 2012 at 3:42 pm #

    Yeah it sound stripper material to me too.

    I seen a pic of stews dad and I had to do a double take 😳wtf. Clearly I see some weird upbringing going on in the stewart household πŸ‘€

    • Deb (seattlechik) April 4, 2012 at 4:58 pm #

      Yeah papa stew looks like a hippie lost from the 60’s and mama stew looks all dyke-y. Strange family that.

      • movinon1 April 4, 2012 at 5:18 pm #

        Love your tumblr deb. Lots of variety 😊

  23. Sony21 April 4, 2012 at 4:46 pm #

    Totally off topic: I’ve just seen in the news that winter has returned to England all of a sudden, I hope all the UK-ladies are ok.

    • Steph April 4, 2012 at 4:52 pm #

      Hi Sony!

      Yeah, it was pretty shitty weather this morning here. In some local places, they even had power cuts because the snow and ice brought down the power cables. Some still hae no power, and may not have it back until tomorrow. Thanksfully, I’m all snuggled up warm with electricity and heating.
      Thanks for the thoughts.

      • Lisa April 4, 2012 at 5:37 pm #

        OMG I stripping clothes off while on a field trip with my kid today! It was like 80…..Hope you girls do ok!

      • Sony21 April 5, 2012 at 3:06 am #

        Good morning, Steph, that’s good news πŸ™‚

  24. Steph April 4, 2012 at 5:37 pm #

    I hadn’t heard about Bob being at the KCA’s. Is the shepherd trying to pacify his dumb sheep again?

    • Lisa April 4, 2012 at 5:47 pm #

      LOL yes he did try to say yesterday that they met up after the KCA which was BS no one reported it that night but whatever Ted got caught and he lies all the time.

      • Steph April 4, 2012 at 5:54 pm #

        LMAO. I love it when Ted ot Delooney get caught out in their lies. It makes all their bullshit about EPIC love look so freaking stupid. πŸ˜†

    • Steph April 4, 2012 at 6:07 pm #

      Why do they always stick up for the dumb bitch? She’s so boring and doesn’t give a fuck about her fans, yet those very same fans love everything about the ungrateful, little bitch.

      • Lisa April 4, 2012 at 6:09 pm #

        IKR the ones saying she is quiet, doesn’t do drugs and never hurt anyone 😯 REALLY because i can point out a counter to every single one of those. I mean there has to be something more to these select fans that feel like they NEED to protect her without really knowing her at all. Something happened in their lives that they morphed into Kristen and that means they need serious help pronto!

      • Steph April 4, 2012 at 6:17 pm #

        I agree, Lisa. We’ve all seen the pics of her smoking her bong on the door step with MA, she’s told kids live on TV to “fuck everyone” when asked her opinion on body issues during the Eclipse prmiere, she flipped the finger during promo’s for the very same movie in Australia and not forgetting the !paps raping her” when they take her photo, just to name a few of the nasty episodes she’s been a part of.

        It does make you wonder what happened to them to become as twisted as her.

      • Terri April 4, 2012 at 6:34 pm #

        Oh Ladies…they all want to be Bella. It really has nothing to do with KS. They just see her as a character now. all the toking, flipping the bird, etc just means she is unique in their eyes. Poor souls.

      • liza April 4, 2012 at 6:54 pm #

        Right on Terri, she’s immature idiot who let others clean her mess. Always play the victim.

      • finn4431 April 4, 2012 at 8:48 pm #

        I have to say I am seriously disturbed by the things these girls tweet about her. It’s like they’ll take a bullet for her! They defend her voraciously and God forbid you question the epicness. I admit that I initially believed the fauxmance was real and that they were both misunderstood and victimized by paps and crazy fans. But reading boards like this has opened my eyes. Once I saw that there is not one solitary shred of evidence that they are a real couple, something clicked. She bothers me more than him becuase she’s so hypocritical. She goes out of her way to play it up. He definitely plays the game too but he doesn’t say stupid shit to stir the pot. They are playing with fire. And we all know what happens when you do that…And… I’m spent. Just had to get it off my chest!

      • notimpressed April 4, 2012 at 8:54 pm #

        Yep, Finn, I hear ya!

        LOL @

      • notimpressed April 4, 2012 at 8:57 pm #

        That image should be entitled, “How Celebrities Laugh” πŸ˜†

  25. finn4431 April 4, 2012 at 8:08 pm #

    Ha even Tay has a job lined up. Better get cracking Rob!!

    • notimpressed April 4, 2012 at 8:32 pm #

      Yeah, what’s going on with Rob not lining up another job?

      Ha, did you see that Kristen and Taylor were nominated for Razzies for BD1? And Bill Condon, as well as the movie itself? tsk tsk tsk

      • finn4431 April 4, 2012 at 8:40 pm #

        Exactly! Lautner is just bad. Rob should have something going on by now. Is it just that we haven’t heard yet? Or he really has NOTHING happening. I find it hard to believe. But hanging out with blah will get you nowhere fast.

  26. Niki April 4, 2012 at 10:56 pm #

    this says it all nikki seriosuly needs to publish that tell all. finally it will expose shrew once and for all

    • Niki April 4, 2012 at 11:08 pm #

      lol i went to the site that wrote this article and searched their tags on shrew and everyone is soo true. they have actual pictures that aren’t blurry or photoshoped. plus the part where shrew answered that dakota was the best kisser out of her, rob and taylor and shrew’s publicist cuts in if hella funny

    • Niki April 5, 2012 at 3:07 am #

      you can actually see shrew and nikki’s face in this video. idk if they did it to rebel against summit since this is from way back but they did it when they knew that there were people around taking videos and pics. maybe they were famewhoring?

      • Diana April 5, 2012 at 3:39 am #

        I think Nikki and Shrew were playing around in this video, kinda. They knew they were on camera, they were on top of the world, and they did what they damn well pleased. Nikki used to be openly bisexual, before Twi. She and Booby were really close. If he’s not strictly gay, he probably hit that. K obviously had MA, either because of teenage denial and/or bearding.

        Then the rumors, and uproar started growing, and NR/KS were shut down. The fauxmance was born. And NR was no longer allowed anywhere near either of the cheeks. Booby and Shrew have only gotten more angry, sullen, and dead-eyed ever since.

        Imho. K is 100% lesbian, and it pains her to act straight. Idk if Booby is all gay, but I’d bet my bottom dollar that he hits for both teams, and it’s paining him to play his role as epic hetero lovah to KS.

      • Rachel April 5, 2012 at 3:47 am #

        I agree Diana and Robsten and Nonsten was born. πŸ™„

      • finn4431 April 5, 2012 at 6:24 am #

        Spot on Diana!

      • Lisa April 5, 2012 at 8:18 am #

        BINGO Diana I totally 100 percent agree with what you said that is why they look miserable……..

  27. Deb (seattlechik) April 4, 2012 at 11:03 pm #

    I’ve been reading stuff on Tumblr about Condom talking up BD blah blah blah. Guess he’s got his orders to pimp out part 2 of the masterpiece. When he was hired to direct BD, I kinda had high hopes, being as how he’s won an Oscar and all. Well, we all see how THAT turned out.

    The longer both bob and butch lay around LA with no jobs the worse the famewhoring is gonna get. Relevancy y’all.

    • Lisa April 5, 2012 at 8:19 am #

      But they look pathetic doing it do I don’t mind 😈 and it is so OBVIOUS they are desperate I mean I freaking love TMZ and play it at least once a day for a laugh!

  28. liza April 5, 2012 at 12:21 am #

    from the DL

    Their batshit fans are a bunch of sick, lonely, damaged people. Mostly married women who are probably stuck in horrible, boring, empty marriages and have somehow latched on to Twilight (the book) and now the real life actors to vicariously live out their unfulfilled romantic dreams. You have to wonder what’s going on in these women’s lives that they have become so involved and obsessed with a couple of celebrities. Just taking one look at that Robsten blog and how HAPPY they get at, for example, at the thought of Robert and Kristen spending time together on New Year’s Eve, or in London or wherever. As if these things were actually happening to them. As if they actually know these people! It’s truly frightening, albeit fascinating. Especially when you consider the fact that Robert and Kristen have never ever seemed romantic or passionate about each other in the least. They conjured up a fantasy and placed the actors in their respective slots. None of it is based on reality.

  29. Click April 5, 2012 at 3:47 am #

    Watch this satirical video on Hollywood agencies and their methods of deciding what kind of “quality” they will give us to watch, special mention to sequels and it explains the wish of the producers to make Snow White a trilogy. or to make out of any film a sequel or trilogy.

    • Rachel April 5, 2012 at 3:59 am #

      Staff meeting trilogys here we come. Still better than Twilight.

  30. vickyrobssexy-britgirl April 5, 2012 at 6:08 am #

    big hugs
    thanks ash for the pics above the first pic is how our lovley rob used to be you can see a big difference from 2009 till now hes gone down hill fast carnt you tell ks has got her hands on him he looks miserable all the time he needs the love of a good woman to put him back on track *im here* i dont know what it is about robbie but know matter what he looks like he still puts a big smile on my face anyway hope all my girlies are all ok and as anybody heard anything from tdg yet cos she still hasnt answered my emails xoxoxo

  31. Rachel April 5, 2012 at 9:12 am #

    And Bel Ami in 4 weeks makes this

    It has gone from 261 cinemas to 13 .

    I don’t care what spin you want to put on it, who is at fault but this film should have done better in the UK. There has been very limited PR apart from Robsten and Paris and that is not how you sell a movie; a little more respect to the people who buy tickets would not have gone a miss. But hell what does the UK matter to him anyway.

    • D'eanna April 5, 2012 at 9:41 am #

      So true, Rache! He’s LA suffer boy now. πŸ™„

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