Full “Cosmopolis” Trailer

19 Apr

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86 Responses to “Full “Cosmopolis” Trailer”

  1. Ashley April 19, 2012 at 11:01 am #

    New board

    • movinon1 April 19, 2012 at 11:09 am #

      thanks Ashley. OMG that trailer is awful, still sounds like Edward Cullen!!!!! Where’s the fierce, bold NY attitude? 😆

    • Steph April 19, 2012 at 11:31 am #

      WTF? It keeps telling me this video is private so I can’t see it. Is that a blessing in disguise, do you think? 😆

      • Ashley April 19, 2012 at 11:39 am #

        That’s weird. Don’t fret, you’re not missing anything. I’m LOLing at all the Nonnies twirling on Twitter. 🙄

      • Steph April 19, 2012 at 11:41 am #

        I was watching Delooney this morning getting her virginal panties in a knot over the fact that both Cosmo AND OTR were going to Cannes. I think she’s hoping for them to walk the red carpet at each other films together. Delusional bitch that she is. 🙄

      • Rachel April 19, 2012 at 2:23 pm #

        Me too Steph but I always turn the sound down first anyway before he speaks. He just irritates me.
        And Ashley the nonnie would be twirling if he sold raffle tickets.

  2. Donna April 19, 2012 at 11:13 am #

    wow there will have to be some serious PR to pull this one off.All I hear is Edward,he is in big trouble, as far a being a real actor!! He just can’t act! lmao

    • movinon1 April 19, 2012 at 11:18 am #

      Hi Donna, it reminds me of the Swath trailers they didn’t let stew talk just showed a brooding face. I swear I was waiting for bella to popup in the limo!

      • Donna April 19, 2012 at 11:24 am #

        ITA I was too.it is really sad.Everyone thought him and Shrew were gonna be great actors,Movie companies have shelled out tons of money on these two,and all the movies just bomb.Maybe that is why he isn’t working now,and hasn’t in almost a year!

      • movinon1 April 19, 2012 at 11:28 am #

        everyone thought cronenberg was the one who would be able to steer bob into this great actor. Bottom line bob can’t act no matter who directs him!

    • Click April 19, 2012 at 11:19 am #

      I see no difference between this acting and the one in WFE. Watch both trailers and see that the looks he gives and speaking is identical.

      • movinon1 April 19, 2012 at 11:21 am #

        ITA Click 😉

    • Donna April 19, 2012 at 11:21 am #

      so true Click.He doesn’t know how to change characters.They are all the same!

      • OnTheFence April 19, 2012 at 11:26 am #

        That voice!!! ahhhhhh!!! Skinny pale white..girlie voice! I can not watch this! No wonder the girl is on top! :/

  3. movinon1 April 19, 2012 at 11:47 am #

    I just noticed something, in the limo doesn’t it look like he’s sitting in an infants car seat in the ^^^^ pic?

    • Diana April 19, 2012 at 12:55 pm #

      I saw that too, and said WTF is that?

  4. liza April 19, 2012 at 12:04 pm #

    From the DL
    My boyfriend’s sister worked on the crew of Snow White and the Huntsman and said not only was little Miz Stewart horrible to the “little people”, but that she is and I quote, “terribly nasty and so, so wrong for this role”. She did say that Robert visited the set a handful of times and seemed to be a nice, down to earth guy.

    • Click April 19, 2012 at 12:08 pm #

      He must be a masochist. It’s the only explanation why he is in her company.

      • Acer April 19, 2012 at 2:32 pm #

        If a guy can find a girl who doesn’t pressure him about his hygiene, smokin’, drinkin’ or partyin’ & she has a schedule that keeps her away from him 90% of the time so he knows where she’s gonna be at all times and therefore can plan his fun …why “break up” ?

        Why buy the cow when u can have the milk fo’ free…

    • Donna April 19, 2012 at 12:09 pm #

      wonder when he visited? while he was in LA bar hopping?! I Don’t think he did.

      • Steph April 19, 2012 at 12:43 pm #

        I vaguely remember posts over on Robstenation saying that he had visited her during SWATH filming, and then he turned up at the London whore house, so I’m guessing that was one of those times. And as me and Rache keep saying, he is able to fly into the UK and go about his business without being papped.or stalked.

        And Click, I agree with you, he must have a serious masochistic side to want to spend time with Butch.

      • Sasha71 April 19, 2012 at 1:11 pm #

        Maybe he went to London for personal business and showed on the set to cary out his duty as the “good boyfriend” that he is 😉

      • Rachel April 19, 2012 at 2:25 pm #

        I hope he did spend time with her.They deserve each other

      • movinon1 April 19, 2012 at 3:00 pm #

        I’ll go a step further, I hope they get married, and have lots of golden babies and live happily ever after *loads of sarcasm* , but Rachel your right, they do deserve each other <___<

  5. marie April 19, 2012 at 12:52 pm #

    I think the Cosmo trailer was good. I think Rob did good. Ya, he still sounds like Edward, but I think his acting looked better. I hope this movie does well for him. I like him, plain and simple and I hope the best for him. As for the little bitch he hangs with? Can’t stand her. But she probably feeds him drugs, that’s why he stays with her. Yuck!!!

    • Sasha71 April 19, 2012 at 1:17 pm #

      Marie, I agree with you. The trailer looks interesting and I think Rob looks good in anything that is not related to Edward Cullen. I like him in spite of the company he keeps around him, but sometimes I would like to shake him and yell at him to wake up and aks himself what he´s doing 😉

      • dellacullen April 19, 2012 at 8:36 pm #

        Sasha I’ll hold him, you yell in his face to wake up and get away from the skank that is taking him down! I’d love to see him “mature” into a great actor. He got tied into the Edward role too easily. I’m sure she just waited over to the side until she turned of legal age (she was 17 while he was 21 at the time – uhm that’s a no no) then she got her hooks in him.

    • Acer April 19, 2012 at 2:36 pm #

      @Marie: I thought his acting in the trailer looked better too. This is a tougher role to play. I’m not familiar with the book so I was wondering what is the personality and demeanor of the main character like in the book?

      • finn4431 April 19, 2012 at 2:46 pm #

        Acer- Eric is supposed to be very arrogant, extremely smart, and very fit. In the book, he doesn’t sleep so he either works out or reads.

    • finn4431 April 19, 2012 at 2:43 pm #

      I just hope he pulls this off. If not, the critics are going to nail his ass, just like the scathing reviews he got for Bel Ami. From what I’ve seen so far, I’m intrigued. But God if he doesn’t look so feminine sometimes. Eric Is supposed to be very in shape, working out with weights at night when he can’t sleep. It the sex scene where he gets tasered, it looks like that woman can snap him in half. She’s twice his size!
      This is going to be interesting, to say the least!

      • Lisa April 19, 2012 at 3:03 pm #

        What have the fanboys said since the full trailer came out I have not seen as much this time around.

  6. Ashley April 19, 2012 at 1:53 pm #

    Still thinking the 50 Shades author needs to be sued.


    • Acer April 19, 2012 at 3:40 pm #

      @Ashley: Glad you posted that link. Interesting read on the authors’ take on ethics.

  7. Click April 19, 2012 at 1:57 pm #

    Let’s remember that Collin Farrell and Michael Fassbender where offered the role here and they both turned it down. Fassbender is the most sought after actor now and he has a great taste in films since he hit it big. You want to see a real actor who can dissapear in his role than watch this viral campaign video for Prometheus where he plays an anderoid. Imagine Mr P trying to pull this off, but no he only plays emos.

    • Rachel April 19, 2012 at 2:29 pm #

      Fassbender is just in a different league. No brooding, nostril flaring and emotionaless dialogue. Fassbender makes you want to wallow in the story. Mr Stewart looks ridiculous

      • liza April 19, 2012 at 2:39 pm #

        Right on.

      • onanaano April 19, 2012 at 2:58 pm #

        saw ”shame” with this actor.. good..

      • movinon1 April 19, 2012 at 3:03 pm #

        I was going to download Shame from itunes, but was hesitant.

      • Phoque April 19, 2012 at 3:03 pm #

        I don’t get the comparison between Fassbender and Pattinson. Fassbender is 35, as opposed to 25, he has been working steadily for many many years, even though most of us only became aware of him because of Inglorious Basterds. He is a well established, seasoned actor. Same with the Colin Farrell, there should be no comparison at all.

        A fair comparison would be between Zac Efron, Alex Pettyfer, Pattinson, Jaime Campbell, Shia LaBeouf, Nicholas Hoult etc. How does he stack up against his peers?

        As for Cosmopolis, I will see it at the cinema. Bel Ami, on the other hand, I won’t touch with a ten foot pole.

      • Click April 19, 2012 at 3:30 pm #

        Fassbender and Farrell were both offered the role in Cosmopolis but turned it down that’s why I mentioned them.
        Fassbender is older but he earned his recent success through years of work in TV and small indie films till he got the breakthrough and that’s why he is respected.
        Bob on the other hand got the success and fame handed on the platter for playing a gay vampire and instead of using that fame to improve by getting some acting classes he throws his golden chance away just because he prefers the easier way to stay in the media: a showmance.

      • Rachel April 19, 2012 at 3:36 pm #

        And lets be honest Cannes now = Robsten
        Watch Mr Stewarts expression in the whle thing. This is all I saw.He strares, smirks and tilts his head

      • Phoque April 19, 2012 at 3:53 pm #

        I know about Fassbender and Farrell being offered the roll. They had their reasons for turning it down. It’s not like Fassbender hadn’t worked with Cronenberg before, and it’s not like this movie will be any less arty/weird/mindfuckish than any other Cronenberg movie.
        People will choose to see this movie regardless of the lead. You either enjoy that sort of film or you don’t. Cronenberg’s movies are never meant to be box office successes.

        You’re right about Fassbender earning his accolades, and that’s my point about him having been around for as long as he has. It’s like comparing an intern to a manager.

        It’s not Pattinson’s fault that twi-fans are so moronic that they think he walks on water as Edward. It is what it is.

        I’m no fan of Pattinson, but I just think he should be compared to his actual peers.

        As for Cannes, it’s all a shit show for now. We don’t know what’s going to happen. There are different reports on whether those two fools will be there.

      • Phoque April 19, 2012 at 6:15 pm #

        Role* UGH.

    • Lisa April 19, 2012 at 3:02 pm #

      Can’t wait for Promethius and it is out the week after SWATH and I think it is going to do much much better! IMHO Bob can’t do dark, sexy and serious at all…

  8. liza April 19, 2012 at 3:18 pm #

    From the DL
    I know Sam Claflin slightly (he worked with my best friend on a TV film called United a couple years ago, and I worked with him very briefly on White Heat last year, and we’re FB friends) and he’s literally never mentioned her. He raves about Charlize though.

    • Lisa April 19, 2012 at 3:34 pm #

      I don’t think many praise her unless paid to do so. Why Bob keeps her company I will never understand he has got to be a masochist! Or very very low esteem.

      • Steph April 19, 2012 at 3:38 pm #

        Or she provides him with other “services” that he desparately needs.

      • liza April 19, 2012 at 3:41 pm #

        I think low self esteem, he’s a bit dim.

      • Acer April 19, 2012 at 3:43 pm #


        If a guy can find a girl who doesn’t pressure him about his hygiene, smokin’, drinkin’ or partyin’ & she has a schedule that keeps her away from him 90% of the time so he knows where she’s gonna be at all times and therefore can plan his fun …why “break up” ?

      • emmy April 19, 2012 at 3:47 pm #

        “I don’t think many praise her unless paid to do so.”

        LOL! 😆 So true.

      • liza April 19, 2012 at 3:52 pm #

        Rupert Sanders on the shrewd

        Kristen is a very driven, visceral, intuitive actress. From a director’s point of view, it’s great to get into her headspace,” he explained. “We did a lot of work together on the script and character, and she really helped inform me how that character was feeling, which really helped my process getting the character onscreen. Kristen was doing a lot of her stunt work, she was riding horses, she was jumping from high precipices into freezing cold water, she was fighting dwarves — she’s gung-ho.

  9. liza April 19, 2012 at 3:47 pm #

    From the DL
    Both Robert and Tom come from upper middle class, fairly well off backgrounds. Don’t let their faux hobo, unshowered look fool you. Robert went to a $40,000 a year private school. They’re as fake as the hipsters in Brooklyn.

    • emmy April 19, 2012 at 3:54 pm #

      The hipster thing is so old and tired. It’s the opposite of genuine.

    • movinon1 April 19, 2012 at 3:56 pm #

      this just goes along with everything in his life has been handed to him on a silver platter. Never has he had to struggle for money or get his hands dirty. Very comfy life with parents and siblings who probably doted on him!

      • Steph April 19, 2012 at 4:24 pm #

        He was probably the baby “prince” that everyone just had to adore, and he knew he could wind them all around his little finger from being a toddler. Now he expects everyone else to fawn all ove him. 🙄

      • movinon1 April 19, 2012 at 4:32 pm #

        lol baby “prince” so true 😉

      • liza April 19, 2012 at 4:42 pm #

        He expect everything handed to him and the lying constantly is just immature.

      • emmy April 19, 2012 at 4:53 pm #

        Yeah, that constant lying.. nothing clever about it. How easy and dumb.

  10. movinon1 April 19, 2012 at 5:19 pm #

    From DL:

    Do you think Stewart’s team is going to be stupid enough to let her go to Cannes

    They’ll have to. No actress trying to establish her career is going to miss Cannes when their film is in competition. That said, the paparazzi there are very intense so she better not come with her usual attitude problems and whatever other issues she has dealing with people and acting like a professional adult. But she’ll probably fuck it up anyway, the world will groan, and her fans will find her ‘social anxiety’ endearing since they are a bunch of malcontents and barely functional people themselves.
    by: Anonymous reply 165 04/19/2012 @ 03:26PM

    • Splunk April 19, 2012 at 7:46 pm #

      The thing about Spew is she can’t stay in the circle. The paparazzi will be all over her and she will react badly. If she and Bob go over there and play the same showmance game with hiding their faces and looking morbidly annoyed they will be eaten alive. Both of them act like spoiled brats. Mess Cannes up and it’s bye bye Spew and Bob.

  11. Splunk April 19, 2012 at 7:51 pm #

    I see Tyler, Jacob, and Edward when I look at this trailer. Bob is incapable of doing anything more than the same American accent and mannerisms. I used to be supportive but the showmancing and lies drove me away. I don’t see anything here that makes me reconsider what I already think about Bob’s acting.

    • Lisa April 19, 2012 at 9:13 pm #

      I needed someone harder and darker in this role although it really is not my type of film at all but he just doesn’t scream manly man or dark and sexy. But hey to each their own.

  12. liza April 19, 2012 at 8:44 pm #

    The krisbians, Robsten and the Twihard, are oblivious to anything that doesn’t fit into their delusion. They believe what they want to believe and discard the rest.They are truly crazy and dumb, When I found out that they have more than one twitter account to stalk people online I was a little weirded out.

  13. Lisa April 19, 2012 at 9:11 pm #

    Ya know the reviews are mostly praising DC and the secondary cast. They are waiting to see if bob can pull this out but I keep hearing with fast editing etc etc this is all smoke and mirrors right now. I find it interesting that Bob and MIHML are competing against each other that has got to be down right hard for her not him because I do not think he takes it as serious as her. I kinda want him to win so he will see her true colors. You know her snarkiness will come out and she will be nasty. She won’t take it well. And with how much they are shocing SWATH and her down our throats I do not think they are all that confident that ppl will see it because she is in it!!! Promethius will blow it out of the water the next week.

  14. movinon1 April 19, 2012 at 9:47 pm #

    The majority of people going to see Cosmo or watching Bel Ami are women and those women are Robs biggest cheerleaders. He could be standing in a room watching paint dry and they would gush at how extraordinary his acting is. You will NEVer convince them he needs improvement. I think when they look at bob, whether in public or on the big screen he will always be their Edward even thou some did not like the twi movies it’s Edwards character, he protects his one true love, he would die for her etc….

  15. marie April 19, 2012 at 11:22 pm #

    Check this out, make the pic bigger. First time I’ve EVER seen any hint of ANYTHING in his crotch…..

    • lowana April 19, 2012 at 11:24 pm #

      And not really impressed either 😦

      • Lisa April 19, 2012 at 11:56 pm #

        I see the other guys but not his 😆 the pants are too shiny

  16. Lisa April 19, 2012 at 11:54 pm #

    Ok LMAO if this is true not the part about him having surgery of course but the reason he is doing it hehehehe. http://katy677.tumblr.com/post/21395960403/whats-all-this-about-rob

    • marie April 20, 2012 at 12:04 am #

      I would believe he’s having a breakdown and/or needs help or rehab more than anything. I think he does need his family and friends. I think the poor guy is at his wits end and the Shrew is nothing but poison, also the HW lifestyle he’s been living in. If he is in London having “surgery” or whatever, then where the hell is his gf? This would def prove they are not this epic couple.

      • Acer April 20, 2012 at 1:10 am #

        agree…agree..agree w/everything you said here! (If not a breakdown, at least quality time w/family.)

  17. Phoque April 19, 2012 at 11:54 pm #

    Well, look at this:

    http://www.thedaily.com/page/2012/04/17/041712-gossip-paparazzi-hit-list-mr-zzswipedownzz/ Seems like no one cares about Robsten. They didn’t even make the list of. Begs the question, WHY ARE THEY STILL HIDING? I think the shine has worn off.


    • Lisa April 20, 2012 at 10:23 am #

      LMFAOPMSL not even on the list anymore, poor them and yea no need to hide because their picture is not worth what it once was…….tides are a changing.

      • Steph April 20, 2012 at 11:17 am #

        And I noticed that Jennifer Lawrence made with the list with her BF, Nicholas Hoult. I can only guess how much that has GOT to hurt their egos. 👿

      • Phoque April 20, 2012 at 11:37 am #

        Robert and Kristen need to get over themselves. Just because pap videos of them on youtube get a lot of views doesn’t mean they’re in high demand. It’s just the shippers watching and salivating multiple times. The rest of the world just couldn’t care less.
        There is/was intrigue only because they created it in the first place.

  18. onanaano April 20, 2012 at 4:39 am #

    I had read somewhere he has knee surgery…

    • britgirl April 20, 2012 at 4:50 am #

      Knee surgery? When did he have that?

      • ? April 20, 2012 at 6:26 am #

        Before or after the paddle boarding? I know people who have had some sort of surgery..it’s usually b/c you are in pain.. Think about the leg muscles you use in surfing, ‘running’ in sand or paddle boarding? Curious story..

      • emmy April 20, 2012 at 6:44 am #

        Yes, curious story. Where did it originate?

        Hey, maybe some Dr told him surgery would correct his wonky legs. ha.

      • onanaano April 20, 2012 at 6:53 am #

        he could not do any sport at least three months..if he did knee surgery, so I guess after paddle boarding, maybe it’s just a rumor..

  19. onanaano April 20, 2012 at 5:15 am #

    I don’t know , last week, this week..

  20. quesmark2011 April 20, 2012 at 8:42 am #

    from an article on yahoo today.. the entity that prints what is given to it.. and for those who might think that the ‘are they/aren’t they’ game is still not being played..??

    this is the quote re: the Cannes film festival – the very first ‘sentence’..

    “Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson might be soul mates in the “Twilight” series and may or may not be dating in real life, but in the just-released lineup of this year’s Cannes film festival, they are competitors…”

    here’s the pr for the next month as you ladies called it.. more of the f*ckery.. wow.. hasn’t this been played to death a million times over yet.. uggh…. and i wouldn’t even be posting it, but this is what greeted me on my yahoo home page..

    • Lisa April 20, 2012 at 10:20 am #

      LMFAO “may or may not be dating in real life” they should add “AND NO ONE REALLY GIVES A FUCK ANYMORE BECAUSE THEY JUST LOOK STUPID AND ARE NOT EVEN SOUGHT AFTER FROM THE PAPS ANYMORE!!! per the article phoque posted above!!!!! Brad and Angelina are going to steal the show so Bob and MIHML should not even try with their awkward bearding selves….I would be more interested in seeing Bob and Tom 😉

  21. Rachel April 20, 2012 at 2:45 pm #

    So this is from COSMO’s Producer
    For Pattinson, this project is essential. He watched the movie and personally told me that it was, maybe, the project that he was most proud of and wanted to support it wherever it was necessary”

    Well I guess thats two fingers upto everyone involved in BA.
    MBIE is just so arrogant

    • emmy April 20, 2012 at 3:17 pm #

      Bob’s most proud of Cosmopolis? It’s David Cronenberg’s work – David’s the one who took millions of takes of every little bit, and decided which ones to jump cut together…The script, the pacing, everything, is CRONENBERG’s.

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