The Swinger & His White Trash Do Coachella

23 Apr

The pics worth a thousand words… 😆

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167 Responses to “The Swinger & His White Trash Do Coachella”

  1. Ashley April 23, 2012 at 1:35 am #

    Bahahahaha! That’s probably her real date right next her.

  2. Nonnie April 23, 2012 at 1:38 am #

    “White Trash” and she sure does look like it. Those blue pants look awful.

  3. liza April 23, 2012 at 1:41 am #

    They are not naive to the PR game. Something is very off here.

  4. liza April 23, 2012 at 2:06 am #

    “They were side-by-side at the Empire Polo Club venue, but quickly split apart from one another upon a paparazzo’s arrival.”

    So juvenile.

    • OnTheFence April 23, 2012 at 5:51 am #

      It is getting to the point where I don’t even want to see ANY pics of them together! Well not really together cuz you NEVER see that! :/ But come on! What is she like 10? “Doormat Rob”!

    • emmy April 23, 2012 at 6:46 am #

      No kidding. Really juvenile and full of such importance about themselves. If they’re going to be at the same event together, just walk and stand together. What they’re doing attracts more attention and speculation than if they just behaved like normal people together at a festival….O,IC.

      • ? April 23, 2012 at 6:58 am #

        I agree.. As we have said all along, that’s the whole point..’come chase me’.. Taunting and teasing the media and their fans.. How stupid..

    • Lisa April 23, 2012 at 6:46 am #

      The rest of that sentence should read “because I am embarrassed of you and don’t want the world to really know I like you” I mean they are the stupidest non couple out there IMHO this game is so old and they split apart??? WTF was HBG guarding the circle again and called into their ear piece “THEY ARE COMING HURRY STOP SWAPPING SPIT” I mean who buys this shit besides the sheep? I mean look at the headline

      Joined by a few friends, the “Breaking Dawn” co-stars were side-by-side at the Empire Polo Club venue, but quickly split apart from one another upon a paparazzo’s arrival.

      • Terri April 23, 2012 at 7:59 am #

        Honest to goodness, I really think they are friends, nothing more or less. They probably enjoy *barf* each others company and just simply “accept” the others lifestyle, whatever that may be. I’m sure they hook up when no one else is available but I am still not seeing the epic love they supposedly share. As a side note, I too am all about comfort but come on KS..wash your hair and take a bath for petes sake. You know your people are going to call the press and you are supposed to be an adult now.

      • OnTheFence April 23, 2012 at 8:09 am #

        I just once want to see that split up be..Rob walking ahead with TommyBoy and a few others while Skanko walks alone with head down bringing up the rear!! 🙂

  5. britgirl April 23, 2012 at 2:09 am #

    T shirt says it all really, never a truer statement.
    Why he spends time with her ill never know. I’ve never seen a couple go out in public and look so miserable, why would you want that for yourself. Every other couple that went relaxed, enjoyed each others company and looked happy to be there. What a sad life it is to go out and never be happy.

    They knew people would see them, they should of just enjoyed the night and had fun, instead they looked pissed again.

  6. Deb (seattlechik) April 23, 2012 at 2:18 am #

    Wow, if the T-shirt fits wear it butch. So they had to rush booby in from wherever he was photoshooting to calm down the sheep who were in revolt that no epic pix were turning up? And of course the minute the paps show up, all evidence of epic lurve must be banished. Good lord, this stupid circus is so comical. Do you think they realize what laughing stocks they have become? Booby, I once had such hopes for you. Tsk tsk.

    • liza April 23, 2012 at 2:19 am #

      This gets more ridiculous by the day, but the timing is pretty typical

    • OnTheFence April 23, 2012 at 5:53 am #

      I love this pic. The girl standing behind with her hands on her hips!! “Bitch’s totaly got my shorts on!!” hahahaha!!
      http://www.imagebam.com/image/eddcae186413389

  7. liza April 23, 2012 at 2:19 am #

    from the DL
    Walking 10 feet away from each other at all times. Again. Looking miserable. Again. Because it’s all about the ‘privacy’ and ‘not selling the relationship’.

    Real couples, even the most private ones, don’t act like they can’t stand each other, have to always been surrounded by a group and walk 5 people apart. Haven’t they been ‘together’ for 3 years? Yeah, at this stage it just seems forced and awkward.

    • Deb (seattlechik) April 23, 2012 at 2:25 am #

      DL always gets it right. Out of the dozens of pix of “real” couples from 2 weekends of coachella did you see ONE couple that looked as miserable as these two? Butch only smiled when PR mommy Ruth was in the mix. Booby of course never smiles around the spew. I guess I just don’t understand lurve.

      • dellacullen April 23, 2012 at 6:04 am #

        He’s probably afraid to open his mouth because then he’d inhale her stench.

      • IHD April 23, 2012 at 3:14 pm #

        She probably didn’t like the pearl necklace she got in Paris and she’s keeping her head down *no pun intended* to hide the stains.

  8. Rachel April 23, 2012 at 2:23 am #

    What is with his bitch face. Get over it and grow up. You are at a festival where people GO to celeb hunt. Mrs Stewart as pe rnormal smirking and wallowing in the attention. There were reports of them all ccouply in the VIP area so who knows but in public the epic love is cleary all too much.

    • Deb (seattlechik) April 23, 2012 at 2:27 am #

      Well Rache obviously only fellow VIPs are privileged to view epic lurve. The fandom isn’t worthy unless they are buying a movie ticket.

      • Rachel April 23, 2012 at 2:31 am #

        Post of the day Deb. This is it exactly! Because this is how you sell something sooooooo genuine. I can’t bare either of them with all these games so my money continues to be safely wrapped in my wallet.

  9. britgirl April 23, 2012 at 3:06 am #

    After a supposed 3 years together, they look less like a coupe here than ever. If your gonna go to such a public known for having paps there every second and you hate the paps why go?.

    I’ve never seen a couple work so hard to not look like a couple after 3 years, who does that? Why do that? And why would you care if people thought you were a couple if you were a couple?

    • Sasha71 April 23, 2012 at 3:33 am #

      Oh britgirl, we are obviously blind to the love this couple radiates. Only true fans can see the deep and epic love and the strong and comitted relationsship 😉

    • Acer April 23, 2012 at 9:29 am #

      “I’ve never seen a couple work so hard to not look like a couple”
      _________________________________
      @britgirl: LOL!!! I just laughed out loud so hard. You are right. What’s the big deal about working so hard to not to look like a couple AS a couple?

      This whole thing is like some sort of social oxymoron…seriously. They’re the “open secret couple.”

  10. marie April 23, 2012 at 3:07 am #

    So you really think he was told to go there to calm the sheep down? I’ve never seen a “couple” look more miserable together. Are they really that intent on not letting people get the money shot? Those pics in Paris of them at the restaurant where she had her arm around him. Looked like what you’d do with your buddy, not your lover. These two are a joke. Really.

  11. Nonnie April 23, 2012 at 3:08 am #

    http://www.imagebam.com/image/eddcae186413389

    And you can tell that girl in the backround to the left is thinking. “Motherfucker! Not only is that gross girl Kristen Stewart here, but she is wearing my shorts too!”

    • britgirl April 23, 2012 at 3:12 am #

      Looks like they lost Rob in that pic. Lol.

      “My money shot!! Where’s he gone now?”

    • OnTheFence April 23, 2012 at 5:57 am #

      hahaha…I should have read down first!! ;p I just posted the same thing!!
      She’s got nasty pit stains too! wonder if she took a shower from the first 2 nights she was there? I say NO!! *__*

  12. Sasha71 April 23, 2012 at 3:29 am #

    Oh how I love the tweets from these obsessed fans…

    “Fab pics, especially the one when they are in the same frame :)))”

    WTF? In the same frame? They are really desperate and pathetic. I need arrows and circles to prove the epic love 😉

    • Lisa April 23, 2012 at 6:57 am #

      LMFAO 3 years of dating and they just wish for them to be in the same frame HAHAHAHAHA!

  13. Sasha71 April 23, 2012 at 3:40 am #

    From the DL

    “Nope, no camera work around Robsten. They create a weird electric field that renders all cameras ineffective.”

    “Well another sighting just reported. This time the girl tweeted that they walked right by her holding hands and that it was last night. She must have forgotten to tweet it last night because she was too busy tweeting everything else she did at coachella. Bunch of morons. And I thought I was going to have a boring Sunday. Thank goodness for the twilight fans and their mindless entertainment!”

    “It is interesting that a day after the faux sighting, Rob does indeed show up (looking miserable).”

    • onanaano April 23, 2012 at 4:46 am #

      what is DL?

      • Click April 23, 2012 at 4:57 am #

        datalounge.com

      • Rachel April 23, 2012 at 4:59 am #

        http://www.datalounge.com/cgi-bin/iowa/ajax.html#page:showThread,11487564,13
        DL = Data Lounge. It is a gay gossip forum. There have been many threads linked to Mr and Mrs Stewart. In short they have no time for the twilight fanbase, take the piss out of their acting spectaculary and have come up with the funniest phrases to describe the lead
        actors.

  14. Click April 23, 2012 at 4:16 am #

    This is his ART, faking a romance with Butch. He truly is going all method and therefor suffering. We must appreciate his devotion.

    • Deb (seattlechik) April 23, 2012 at 2:40 pm #

      Click, that just died me LMFAO

  15. onanaano April 23, 2012 at 4:30 am #

    Kristen’s friend wears her red shorts..they really like to share clothes…anyway if they want to have privacy why they going to Coachella???

  16. ? April 23, 2012 at 6:43 am #

    Same sh*t different place.. Good grief.. Enough already with the angry crap.. They’re f*cking millionaires at a celeb and pap and fan filled event..

    I truly wonder what non twit fans and non booby followers think about all of their ‘drama’.. At this point, its beyond ridiculous IMHO of course..

  17. Lisa April 23, 2012 at 6:56 am #

    I guess they separated a lot especially during the day LOL. Here is MIHML with KP. What a disappointment Bob really is. I mean OWN it idiot.

    jgiantonio “Watched Florence and the Machine from backstage w/ only 4 other ppl. Two were Katy Perry and Kristen Stewart #coachella” via @vonch

    http://www.imagebam.com/image/6814ac186417582

    Where the heck was Bob??? Oh right they are epic lovers 🙄

    • ? April 23, 2012 at 7:01 am #

      Omg Lisa, someone took a pic in the dark and caught a candid moment here? Hmmm… But none of epic hand holding and swaying nor even one of them together?

    • onanaano April 23, 2012 at 7:03 am #

      witch one is KP?

    • britgirl April 23, 2012 at 7:09 am #

      Who is the girl with her arm around K? Another all girl moment. Shocker!!!!

    • onanaano April 23, 2012 at 7:15 am #

      I think no one of them is KP.

  18. Sony21 April 23, 2012 at 6:59 am #

    ROFLMAO, what’s that, the epic clothes of confessions? Rob’s shirt revealing him as a swinger (to quote the LChat-Insider: “Are you kidding me, Pattinson fucks anything”)? And who would have thought that the dumb bitch would finally show such an amount of self-awareness and admit what she really is: white trash!

  19. finn4431 April 23, 2012 at 7:28 am #

    This is my favorite. He’s all like “can I go home now?” and she’s all like ” can he go home now?” they look like they’ve been married for 20 years. Maybe the sheep are right?!

    • quesmark2011 April 23, 2012 at 7:32 am #

      and viola.. the epic couple photographed together.. how convenient.. how ridiculous.. how epic
      i’m sure this was just a random moment of togetherness with no expectation that anyone would be around with a phone.. 😆

    • onanaano April 23, 2012 at 7:33 am #

      omg, no paps, some fan pic and they still not happy, not singing together, not holding hands, no any love signts, I thought they are not happy only around the paps..

    • OnTheFence April 23, 2012 at 8:15 am #

      No…I have been married for almost 30 and we do not act like that..believe me! This is not a “In Love” couple! This is 2 people that are coming to the end of their show and are just going thru the motions! Next year this time will be a whole other story!

    • Rachel April 23, 2012 at 8:21 am #


      LMFAO as ? would say, how epic!

  20. Sasha71 April 23, 2012 at 8:05 am #

    KS smiled and looked relaxed in all the pictures without Rob…She looks directly in the camera
    Those pictures speak volumes about how they feel in each others company 😉

  21. ? April 23, 2012 at 8:12 am #

    So, just saw, first time on tv, a long huntsman snow white commercial… Hence robsten photo ops.. There is the artists’ motivation, in case anyone wondered, and emphasis on snow’s red lips… Too funny..

  22. Phoque April 23, 2012 at 8:15 am #

    All I see are: SWEAT STAINS, nasty armpit sweat stains. Can she be anymore gross and disgusting? Learn some basic hygiene. Sicknast.

    • OnTheFence April 23, 2012 at 8:26 am #

      She would do best to just shave her head like Rob did. If your going to keep your hair long..damn man you need to take care of it. It a big knarly dirty mess all the time!! I have to wash mine every day..I can’t stand it if I don’t!! just nasty!!

  23. Steph April 23, 2012 at 8:27 am #

    So Butch and her Bitch turned up at Coachella together, did they? Kind of makes you wonder why Bob didn’t fly out with Butch 2 years ago after he’d finished filming BA rather than get stuck in the UK because of the Icelandic volcanoe. No, she turned up there then with MA, so obviously the sheep were appeased then with her supposedly spending her birthday with him. This year, because the sheep have been sleating loud enough, he’s turned up there now.
    As for the t-shirts etc, glad to see that Butch has finally taken our advice and admitted that she’s IS trash. And Bob has finally admitted that he’ll basically fuck anything, but a lot of us already knew that after his FB account got leaked and his “friends” myspace accounts!
    Oh, and I really wish someone would buy the skanky butch some fucking soap and shampoo, she looks a dirty, smelly skank.

    • OnTheFence April 23, 2012 at 8:47 am #

      That maybe Katie Perry right behind Boobie! You can just see her face! Maybe she has her arms around Boob’s waist! :0 I would lmao!!

      http://twitpic.com/9d4gn8

      • onanaano April 23, 2012 at 8:51 am #

        no it’s not her, I saw KP pics with her boyfriend, they were together all the time, and yes in pic above thats KP with KS and their friends..

      • OnTheFence April 23, 2012 at 9:19 am #

        I think this might have been when Florence & The Machine where playing and she was standing with the HoBo’s..her boyfriend would have been playing!

    • Sony21 April 23, 2012 at 9:11 am #

      Hi Steph,
      great minds think alike 🙂 I’ve said nearly the same about their clothes; they finally confirmed what we’ve been knowing here for so long. And I bet in case someone forced the smelly bitch to take a shower that the
      sewer would be clogged afterwards…

  24. movinon1 April 23, 2012 at 9:21 am #

    SHEEP CRY = PIC OF EPIC LUV

    I’m with you girls. This is too stupid for too long. Pissed off faces only make them look like dumb shits. I’m at the point where I wish they would come out what ever relay they have just so I don’t have to see another pic where they sulk and hide when paps are around. So so childish behavior….grow the f*ck up!!!!

    • Lisa April 23, 2012 at 10:52 am #

      Amen just own it and STFU and look happy or at least like you like each other. Funny sheep cry there clothes give secret messages to them so waht does their shirts tell them this time??? Oh right they are just joking and it means nothing 🙄 Can’t change the rules to fit your needs….

      • movinon1 April 23, 2012 at 12:05 pm #

        Lol ikr, if I were a sheep and after 3+ yrs this is all the evidence I get that their a couple I’d move on. But I guess they wear those seakret special glasses that show epic luv 🙄

        I see other celeb couples at coachella had no prob showing the love 😉

  25. alexisis April 23, 2012 at 9:27 am #

    Don’t you think that they are overplaying the “misery” card just a tat too much lately,having said that l still believe they both know exactly what they are doing and why they are doing it.(l only wish l did too).

    • OnTheFence April 23, 2012 at 9:34 am #

      How to have fun when you are out with your boyfriend..
      http://www.tmz.com/2012/04/23/katy-perry-robert-ackroyd-florence-and-the-machine-boyfriend-kissing-coachella/


      How Mr.& Mrs.StoneFace act…

      • Acer April 23, 2012 at 9:41 am #

        @onthefence: okay now THAT’S normal.. kp and her beau have LUST all over each other. one thing a new couple can’t hide is lust. Ppl talk about “luvrve” but no one talks about the lust 2 ppl hv for each other as a new(er) couple. To me it’s the lust that gives ppl away. ks and rp havn’t “been 2gether” that long to hv lost that yet.

      • OnTheFence April 23, 2012 at 9:55 am #

        Like I said earlier..I have been married almost 30 years..if we are out having a good time drinkin at a concert..we are looking like Katie Perry and her man! Thats what people do when they enjoy the person they are with. Lust? hell it doesn’t look like they can stand each other!! EPIC LOVE MY BEHIND!!! I think they just can’t wait for this to be all over with!

      • Steph April 23, 2012 at 10:03 am #

        Does anyone else find it strange that after the PFW, (Paris Famewhoring Week), that there was all those rumours about Bob texting KP, even the paps asked about it back at LAX, then we get pics of them at that KP filming and now we get Butch at Coachella with KP, as if they are all BFF’s? To me something isn’t right there, and it’s as if someone or some people want the fans to think that KP was never a threat to Robsten.

      • Acer April 23, 2012 at 12:41 pm #

        @onthefence: 30 years and still hot…you go girl!

    • quesmark2011 April 23, 2012 at 9:36 am #

      promo for snow white.. remember, that production company has banked on the twit fans to attend.. and the commercials started today on tv.. its just the beginning.. uggh..

      and i totally agree with you alexisis

  26. Ashley April 23, 2012 at 9:52 am #

    L.M.F.A.O!!!! Assleigh has tried again you all! This time as wait for it… Swifty! Yeah she’s never used that name before. 🙄 She’s also got herself a Josh Hutcherson Gravatar. At least she took my advice and went Team Peeta. This bitch is seriously bipolar!!!

    Hi there everyone!
    I have just found this site and I find it fascinating, so different fromn the usual ass-kissing. Ive been reading through all the old boards, its a cool site.
    Cab I join your party? 🙂

    Nooooo you may NOT join! *kicks crazy cow out of sandbox* :mrgreen:

    • Steph April 23, 2012 at 9:57 am #

      OMG!! Ash, I really can’t believe the stupid cow actually had the nerve to try again and post. Obviously the nasty, snide attacking post didn’t work, so she thought she’d try and be nice to us to get on here.
      All I can say is she must be really lonely if she wants to come back and play with the “nasty bullies” that she accused us all of being. 😆

      • Ashley April 23, 2012 at 10:19 am #

        OMG Steph, she’s really mental… in that really creepy way!

        Who? Who is Assleigh? Ok, ive no idea what you are going on about, I like Josh Hutcherson and the Hunger Games- so what? I reckon I shall just take my leave of here, I guess there are issues here I dont know about – *scraches head*

        Look, Crazy One, this isn’t Showbiz Spy! You can’t post as several different nut jobs and expect me not to notice. Then again, you never were the sharpest tool in the shed. 😡

      • Steph April 23, 2012 at 10:29 am #

        Now i really AM PML!! She knows exactly who we are talking about. And all that bullshit about liking Josh H and THG is the same thing she used to say about Butch and her Bitch.

        Assleigh, if you’re reading this, go out and get yourself laid PDQ it will do you the world of good and you might actually grow up and stop being such a sad fucking bitch who stalks us. Have a nice day! 😆

  27. Donna April 23, 2012 at 10:11 am #

    I saw a SWATH trailer on t.v. this morning,but bitchface had no speaking part.Gee I wonder why? I see Bob had to attend another PR move.He just looks so happy!! lol wow and Assleigh has turned up.It was just a matter of time.Steph, have you started on the books yet?

    • Steph April 23, 2012 at 10:25 am #

      Hi Donna!

      Yep, starting reading the first one towards the end of last week, and I am already loving it. Only problem is, the increase in laundry! 😉

      • Steph April 23, 2012 at 10:42 am #

        *started

    • Donna April 23, 2012 at 10:43 am #

      lol Steph.U are so right about the laundry increase.Just stock up on washing powder girl!! they are great books!

  28. alexisis April 23, 2012 at 10:20 am #

    Re-Snow White promo noticed when passing.one of our young fashion chains(uk) they
    have a competition(think thats what it is)
    regards the film with our heroine resplendant in her Knight in dull arrmour outfit
    ,on the front of the giveaway cards at the door.KIicking myself for not picking one up
    )

    • Steph April 23, 2012 at 10:34 am #

      LOL! Would that be New Look by any chance? I only ask because, I told the girls about here about them giving away the chance to win tickets to the premiere in london and meet Butch after going in there a couple of weeks ago with my daughter. We thought how hilarious it was that the film company need to actually GIVE AWAY tickets to this pile of crap all because of Butch.

  29. alexisis April 23, 2012 at 10:23 am #

    sorry about that last post ,no idea what happened to the spacing.

  30. Rachel April 23, 2012 at 10:46 am #

    Exactly what [[R263]] said. How are we meant to believe they’re shy around paps and want to retain their privacy when they’re at COACHELLA? Kristen got papped just the day before so if they wanted to stay under the radar, they could have figured out a way to do so. And are we meant to believe this is the same couple that we saw gallivanting about Paris, with Kristen toting Rob around like her bitch? They had no problem walking side by side in front of paps AT AN AIRPORT, but they’re bothered by a few paps at an outdoor music festival, at night? They did their “they aren’t” game when rumors started flying and then “opened up” when people lost interest. Now it seems like they’re back to “denying but really confirming”. They may be fucking but a couple doesn’t use their relationship to make money like this if they’re serious about each other. They both need to own up to the fact that they’re disgusted with each other and prefer the other sex and they’d be much happier.

    by: Anonymous reply 264 04/23/2012 @ 07:23AM

    This is it IMO

    • Lisa April 23, 2012 at 10:59 am #

      That is why I will never ever fully buy this relay, something is off completely. Some things seemed forced and I am sorry if I am at a place like that with my hubby I am going to be loving on him it is natural. The surroundings alone will just force human nature to take over. But not these two they are EPIC and can shield themselves from the forces that be LMFAO. Yet all the other couples show their true selves. It would be normal and natural. And GTFO with the private shit they would not have gone to coachella if that was the case!

      • Steph April 23, 2012 at 11:04 am #

        You’re so right, Lisa. When you are in a place like that, and there is alcohol and music, you will eventually give in, relax and enjoy it, and won’t be so strict about the way you act in public with the person you love. You won’t give a fuck about who sees you making out, but these two seem to manage to keep their “relay” oh so private, even after consuming alcohol and/or drugs.

      • Lisa April 23, 2012 at 11:08 am #

        They are so disciplined if only they were that way while acting 😆

      • Steph April 23, 2012 at 11:12 am #

        OMG!! Lisa, stop, my tummy hurts with laughing! They wouldn’t know discipline if it smacked them in the face. *pun definitely intended*

  31. Ashley April 23, 2012 at 10:58 am #

    Ashley I dont know you and I have ZERO idea what you are talking about, I found this site when a link to it was posted on L Chat, go there and look and see for yourself. I havent a clue what or who you are going on about, and ive never heard of Showbiz Spy, is that another celeb site or something? Anyways I just thought id give this place a go cos its kinda unique but i did not expect this reaction! Methinks i shall stick to datalounge and the L Chat, obviously you do not want newcomers, and this is a members only club. Pardon me for trying to post.

    You’re stupid. So stupid that you didn’t even bother changing your email after your attempted attack yesterday. Now you’ll do that next time but I still have other ways of identifying you.

    • Lisa April 23, 2012 at 11:00 am #

      LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She ain’t getting passed you girl!

      • Ashley April 23, 2012 at 11:05 am #

        Adam could never figure out how to block her but I sure as fuck can! 😆

      • Steph April 23, 2012 at 11:10 am #

        Just let the silly cow keep trying to post and keep blocking her. I find it hilarious that she just can’t seem to win. We left SBS because of all her drama, and now she wants back in. I say NO!

      • Ashley April 23, 2012 at 11:17 am #

        She just keeps trying. I’m going to mark her as spam so I don’t have to sit here and delete her all damn day. Hope she finds her way back into that straight jacket. 😯

    • Steph April 23, 2012 at 11:05 am #

      The only reason the silly little bitch knows about DL and Lchat is becuase she’s been stalking US for the past god knows how long. Once again she’s trying to prove she’s not who we all know she is. Crazy bitch.

  32. Ashley April 23, 2012 at 11:01 am #

    To Steph
    Obviously you all think im someone else, its actually really funny, whoever this girl is you are talking about must have really pissed you off at some time!
    But you seem very pissed and angry- you should try smoking a blunt like im doing right now- chill out bb! And I have to laugh at go out and get myself laid, ha ive had a boyfriend for four years, i had sex this morning thanks 🙂

    ROFL!!! OMG…

    • Lisa April 23, 2012 at 11:06 am #

      Ummmm TMI ewwwwwwww

    • Steph April 23, 2012 at 11:07 am #

      PPML!! That very last sentence there says it all. Wasn’t see bragging on SBS about how she MIGHT have gotten a boyfriend and finally got herself laid.
      ASSleigh, if you have to brag about it, dear, you ain’t fucking getting any! 😆

      • Ashley April 23, 2012 at 11:08 am #

        LMFAO so true! I have tears! 😆

    • OnTheFence April 23, 2012 at 11:13 am #

      *__*

  33. Ashley April 23, 2012 at 11:13 am #

    other ways of identifying me? Jesus whats this the FBI? I wasnt here yesterday, i just found your site today reading the L Chat, i did not ‘attack’ you ever. Im on a shared computer in a flatshare if that helps you out? I know zero about computers, but i did not come here for hassle or to chat about some girl you have a problem with, so i shall just chat elsewhere. Pity. And like i said, you should take some Xanax to chill or weed. 🙂

    So she’s just here for a ‘chat’ who does that sound like?? I know about computers, shared computer my ass! WTF do you know about the FBI? Are you pretending to be American again?

    • Steph April 23, 2012 at 11:18 am #

      LOL! Looks like she finally decided to move out of her mummy and daddy’s home and move in with her BROTHER and his friend.

      And yeah, she is trying to be all American again. Dozy cow!

      • Ashley April 23, 2012 at 11:38 am #

        OR they kicked her out. She’s probably only got internet by tapping into someone’s open wifi connection. We already know she’s a liar. Probably a thief too.

      • Steph April 23, 2012 at 11:45 am #

        LOL! Yeah, they probably got bored of her whining, poor me attitude and the “depression” she claimed to suffer from, so booted her arse out of there!

        Oh, and ASSleigh, if you claim NOT to be who we say you are, please tell us exactly where you live so we can verify it.

      • Ashley April 23, 2012 at 11:46 am #

        *snicker* Placing bet she says LA or NYC.

  34. alexisis April 23, 2012 at 11:17 am #

    Yep Steph.it was New Look. Didn’t she just look great in the pics,they probably thought her pic would draw the teens in more than the lovely CT.

    • Steph April 23, 2012 at 11:19 am #

      Thought so. When we went in, they had a great big pile of the leaflets giving away, probably because no one wanted them. Obviously even the teens in the UK don’t give a shit about Butch.

      • Ashley April 23, 2012 at 11:42 am #

        Last night during Once Upon A Time they showed the SWATH trailer. Once again it was all CT but during the part where she’s like “skin white as snow, hair black as night” I continued it by adding teeth as long as a horse, ears as big as Dumbo, chin round as Leno’s. I couldn’t help myself!

      • Steph April 23, 2012 at 11:49 am #

        OMG!! PML here! Pity they didn’t include that line in the trailer, at least then everyone would have known who they were talking about when they said “fairest of them all”, because it sure ain’t Butch.

      • Lisa April 23, 2012 at 4:27 pm #

        OMG Ash OMG PMSL!!!!!!! I will never look at Snow White the same again. OMG I can’t stop laughing!

  35. liza April 23, 2012 at 11:35 am #

    From the DL
    This whole thing is just a showmance, an orchestrated “are they/aren’t they” taken to the nth degree.

    A real, legit couple, after 3 years!! would have stopped the pretense long ago. Wouldn’t you want to just act normally in public with your SO? Lots of celebrities went to Coachella without the entourage, the PR person, the assistants and on and on. Group dates, miserable expressions, no chemistry, no pictures of (alleged PDA) after YEARS of this nonsense.

    • Steph April 23, 2012 at 12:05 pm #

      Don’t those over at DL realise that Butch is a legend in her own mind and needs all the protection from the little people that her entourage can give her? Really *smh* here! 🙄
      She needs to get over herself because nobody but the sheep and Twitards actually care about her. Even her PR/management teams only care about her while she’s earning them money. Once they realise she’s not bringing in the cash, she’ll be dropped like the proverbial hot potato.

    • Lisa April 23, 2012 at 4:30 pm #

      Who in their right minds brings their PR agent to a personal event you are attending UNLESS there are PR related reasons related. And I agree the paps followed them and got NOTHING because there was nothing. Damn they must have real restraint to be that in love and not even be able to touch!!! How sad for them NOT! I will never buy it, they sell the game and they just have not realized they are not relevant anymore and Brad and Angelina will take over Cannes. They could screw on the red carpet and the paps will be like I think Brangelina does it better 😈

  36. alexisis April 23, 2012 at 12:24 pm #

    Well with Cannes just around the corner,no doubt our special couple will soon start the scrubbing up process,practicing how to smile and laugh again for the camera,(promo mode) ,and if we are really lucky maybe he will throw in the odd giggle.

    • Rachel April 23, 2012 at 1:37 pm #

      Oh and before Cannes, right on time we have the Re-shoot Robsten Show =BD 2…now theres the suprise . 😯

    • goodfangonebad April 23, 2012 at 1:59 pm #

      Pattinson will compete with Zefron & Shia L at Cannes. Their movies are in the competition as well. So, he’s better to smile and hope Cosmopolis (particularly his acting) do not get trashed by the critics.

  37. movinon1 April 23, 2012 at 12:24 pm #

    Hey bob and stew here’s an idea why don’t you hold hands, and smile when the paps take your pic. They might leave you alone. Oh but wait, you sulk and hide your face so you really want the paps to take you pic……I get it now….doh!

    • Steph April 23, 2012 at 1:00 pm #

      If they gave the paps what they want, the paps wouldn’t stalk them anymore, (which they’re not really doing anyway unless called by their teams), and then they’d both become relevant, (which they already are!).

      • movinon1 April 23, 2012 at 1:16 pm #

        If they hate the paps so much I’d be f*cking with them. I say bob should bend that bitch right over and give her a big wet kiss, you know mix it up a little, have some fun at the paps expense.

        In the scope of things it’s not really that serious if paps follow you to public events. You know paps and celebs go together like milk and cookies 😉

      • Lisa April 23, 2012 at 4:32 pm #

        Bend that bitch over???? LMFAO girls you are on fire today. But that would require Bob touching her and he just doesn’t swing that way 😆 or does he swing? 😉

    • Splunk April 23, 2012 at 1:47 pm #

      I can almost smell the fish stink coming off Spew in the picture above. Nastaaay. There’s Bob who dug some ratty sneakers out of the trash and came to do his part for the showmance. Spew was all smiles until he arrived because the epic lurve must be always hidden. The 2 cheeks should get new material.

  38. goodfangonebad April 23, 2012 at 1:10 pm #

    I’m glad I’m not emotionally invested with this sh*t anymore. I see one team is rejoiced while the other team is pissed off. Patty & Stewart kids are really good for playing the both team.

  39. Em April 23, 2012 at 1:24 pm #

    http://mylittleandperfectworld.tumblr.com/post/21640840521/robert-pattinson-life-and-their-contrasting-sources

    “On Saturday while they were kissing, no one taking pics. When Rob goes on Sunday and there are pictures, we see how they don’t kissing, they don’t touching, they don’t looking each other. Why people always tells the same lie? Whenever they kiss there are no pictures. Oh, but there are pictures of Emma and her boyfriend and Ian and Nina. Why are pics of them, but there aren’t pics Rob and KS? That’s a mystery that NASA should investigate.”

    • Rachel April 23, 2012 at 1:50 pm #

      ROLF
      And here are some more.Srowl through for laughs and love. Do you think the paps by now were shouting out…. “Oi fatpatz, go on give her a kiss!”
      http://www.imagebam.com/image/9ad658186487807

      • Steph April 23, 2012 at 2:17 pm #

        PML!! “Fatpatz”! I love that new name for him.

        I still don’t understand why they never smile when they’re together except for on the red carpet. If they hate being in each others company so much, they should stop fucking with the fans and the paps, forget how much money they will make from BD2 and get their lives back. Obviously they prefer selling their soul to the PR devil and raking in the cash than they do about actually living for themselves.

    • emmy April 23, 2012 at 2:15 pm #

      Only a little objectivity and common sense is needed to figure that out – not NASA. 😉

      The thing is, the robsten fanatics don’t have objectivity, so fall for it every time. They’re so easy to manipulate.

      • Lisa April 23, 2012 at 4:36 pm #

        Yes they are, a hat had them creaming in their panties. Oh and Sillynonstens are blaming everything on Nonnies again. Man nonnies are responsible for the world ending this year no doubt nonnies are that powerful they already ruined Bob’s career! Now it is time to take over the world 😆 *evil cackle*

    • OnTheFence April 23, 2012 at 2:19 pm #

      Thats not fair..Ian? now who wouldn’t be all over that man?!! ~~sigh~~

      • Lisa April 23, 2012 at 4:37 pm #

        Shrew wouldn’t because ya know like it is all private and shit!!!!

      • Steph April 23, 2012 at 4:41 pm #

        LMAO! No, Butch wouldn’t be all over him because he’s a GUY, she prefers the female of the species. 😉

      • Lisa April 23, 2012 at 4:44 pm #

        Stupid me Steph she would be all ever Nina with no probs whatsoever cameras or not 😉

      • Steph April 23, 2012 at 4:52 pm #

        Nah, I don’t think Nina is grungey enough for Butch. She looks like she actually washs on a regular basis, and is way too feminine to Butch.

      • Lisa April 23, 2012 at 4:55 pm #

        true that steph she needs someone that can actually survive getting close to her without fainting from the yuck!

      • Steph April 23, 2012 at 4:57 pm #

        That is so true, Lisa. I think the reason Bob can get so close is because his own body odour of stale ciggies, beer and sweat probably masks it. Unless that’s why HE doesn’t wash because he HAS to get close for all the PR shit.

      • Lisa April 23, 2012 at 5:17 pm #

        No that is dedication Steph giving up personal hygene to be able to bear anothers 😆 it’s like the more ppl point it out the less they bath on spite but they are only spiting themselves I could careless if they stink but shouldn’t they care what ppl in the industry think?

      • Steph April 23, 2012 at 5:25 pm #

        Ooops, my bad! 😆
        I would love to know what others in the industry think of them when they look so dirty, skanky and downright trashy like they have been over the past few months. Surely they can’t have a very good opinion of them otherwise I think they would have work lined up.

        On another note, I wonder if Bob really have a photoshoot the day before those pics were taken because he’s definitely got more than a days worth of stubble on that face!

      • Lisa April 23, 2012 at 5:30 pm #

        Maybe they wanted to have something to work with and decided he should keep some of it LMAO! They can airbrush the rest….

  40. sarah April 23, 2012 at 2:07 pm #

    nikkii reed n her husband at coachella
    http://nowlistenguyzzz.tumblr.com/post/21637761409/mylittleandperfectworld-we-can-play-to-find-the

    • OnTheFence April 23, 2012 at 2:15 pm #

      Oh Lord Help Me..they are trying to get #KristensLegs to trend on Twitter!!! ;p

      • Lisa April 23, 2012 at 4:38 pm #

        FFS it should #KristensLegsaregrossandwhite!

    • Lisa April 23, 2012 at 5:19 pm #

      She looks good and healthy with hubby funny all the other couples are in the same frame laughing having a great time, all but dumb and dumber!

      • emmy April 23, 2012 at 6:45 pm #

        “Dumb and Dumber,” LMAO!!

        Would love to know some British terms for the same meaning. Prat? Plank? Thick? 😉

  41. liza April 23, 2012 at 2:22 pm #

    From the DL
    But they absolutely never, ever behave like a couple. They seem awkward, closed off, bored with each other. It’s a showmance, but a bland one. The only interest is that there is such a disconnect between what we are TOLD they are (a madly in love couple) and what their fans think they are (the Epic Love of our Time) and what we see-which is a very gay girl and her maybe gay, platonic friend, carrying out a sham of a relationship for the sake of their stupid franchise, their closeted sexuality and their own dopey careers.

    • emmy April 23, 2012 at 2:52 pm #

      Bingo!

    • Lisa April 23, 2012 at 4:40 pm #

      Second that bingo that explains why she is happy day 1 and 2 at coachella without him and then all pissy with him!

  42. liza April 23, 2012 at 3:34 pm #

    Actors are fundamentally all narcissists.

  43. alexisis April 23, 2012 at 3:50 pm #

    They really are a sad ,pathetic couple,their behaviour is so childish,yet their egos are huge.

  44. Lisa April 23, 2012 at 4:43 pm #

    Tell me again they are not famewhores and don’t wear things to fuck with the fans. Oh right you would be wrong. They know exactly what they are doing

    Robert Pattinson’s ‘Swinger’ Shirt: Open Relationship With Kristen Stewart?

    Rob was spotted at Coachella wearing a t-shirt emblazoned with the word, “Swinger.” Daring fashion choice or alternate lifestyle? You decide!

    Even though Robert Pattinson, 25, is notoriously private about his relationship with Kristen Stewart, the Twilight actor sported a t-shirt at Coachella on April 22 that definitely hints at his sexual preferences. And it seems he’s open for anything — and anyone!

    The normally reserved actor took in the final musical performances of the weekend wearing a shirt with the words “Avalon Swingers” inked across his chest. Are Rob and Kristen, 22, trying to spice things up in the bedroom by adding in a guest star?

    Avalon Swingers is a popular swingers site that invites men and women to “Start Your Sexual Revolution.”

    What do YOU think about Rob’s daring fashion choice?

    • Steph April 23, 2012 at 4:50 pm #

      Maybe that’s why they’ve suddenly started hanging with KP. Probably hoping she’ll join them in a 3-some. 😉
      And don’t forget how we’ve speculated for months about how Butch hangs with the guys and is probably used as a “sex toy” by them all.

      • sarah April 23, 2012 at 5:48 pm #

        ok, i m assuming that this might have bothered sheep, bc gossip cop is debunking the story.
        http://www.gossipcop.com/robert-pattinson-kristen-stewart-swingers/

        at the risk of sounding ignorant, what is avalon swinger???

      • Lisa April 23, 2012 at 5:57 pm #

        Is it me or did they not debunk a fucking thing. AGAIN it is their opinion where is “per their people and sources close to the couple they do not swing” GC just looks stupid. You are a site to debunk shit not give your opinion.

      • Lisa April 23, 2012 at 6:03 pm #

        It is a couples swinging club you know swapping partners with others 😉

      • ? April 23, 2012 at 6:20 pm #

        So, now they are debunking what booby ‘says’ via his own shirts that he actually photographed wearing? So much for the dick shirt that they all defended… 😆

      • Lisa April 23, 2012 at 6:48 pm #

        BINGO ? they were convinced that was a sign to the nonnies but this shirt is just vintage. I am not saying he is swinging BUT he knew what it would do just wearing it. All very calculated….

      • emmy April 23, 2012 at 6:55 pm #

        LOL, Lisa. No, it’s not you. GC is just stating their opinion, AGAIN. Kind of like…Hollywood Life! LOL. I never believe HL, but they do make a point about the t-shirts. Um…people do often wear tshirts with names of things they LIKE or support or identify with.

      • Lisa April 23, 2012 at 7:21 pm #

        IKR Emmy I wear a NYR jersey because I am a fan not just a fashion statement so GC’s mentality there is just stupid. A lot of ppl wear shirts that represent them because they like it!!! Not saying Bob is swinging but who are we to say he is or isn’t? And mostly I think he did it to get a rouse out of the fans. Always playing games.

      • emmy April 23, 2012 at 7:34 pm #

        Exactly, Lisa! Showing up together (are they, aren’t they), wearing “shocking” tshirts, and then acting offended by the attention they get, is just all part of their act. Their old, tired act that we can all see through.

  45. Lisa April 23, 2012 at 5:23 pm #

    LMAO Kristen’s film beat out Cosmo in a poll on E! Run Bob run as fast as you can idiot! And Ted is still saying that they will walk each others carpets well lets see how that pns out for bobby boy LMAO!

    While Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were living it up in their standard low-key style at Coachella last weekend (with BFF Katy Perry, of course!), we couldn’t stop thinking about our fave couple at the Cannes Film Festival.

    We just could not be more excited to see R.Pattz and K.Stew trade their Converse for glam when they strut the red carpet and support each other’s lastest flicks—Rob’s Cosmopolis and Kristen’s On the Road, with Jules Stewart in tow as well.

    So we recently asked you which movie you’re more excited for (Kristen barely beat her beau), but we’ve got some new scoop on Cosmopolis that may just change your ‘tude…

    READ: Kristen Stewart vs. Robert Pattinson at Cannes: Whose Movie Are You More Excited About?

    For starters don’t expect any cheesy Twilight-esque dialogue—Cosmopolis is incredibly faithful to the Dan DeLillo novel that the movie’s based on and even Rob admits it was a whole different style of acting:

    “In my earlier films, the dialogues were flexible. This time, however, was like acting in the theater: when you take Shakespeare on stage, you certainly can not change directions,” Rob explained in an Italian interview with Cinerepublic.

    And if the latest trailer’s any indication, Rob’s acting chops are perfectly on point—there’s enough sex, violence and action packed scenes to make your head spin—and R.Pattz never misses a beat.

    But although Cosmopolis director David Cronenberg has repeatedly praised Rob’s acting ability—calling him “profound” in the past—this is the first time where we truly see R.Pattz fully shed his vampire ego. Oh and by the way, we love the Edward Cullen departure.

    READ: Kristen Stewart Plans On the Road Date Night With Robert Pattinson…and Her Mom!

    Rob’s also lucky to have the role—the part originally went to Colin Farrell but because of Farrell’s previous commitments, Cronenberg decided tweak the role for a younger star.

    Cue Robert Pattinson, who Cronenberg just cannot stop gushing over. The director even praised Pattinson during his interview with Cinerepublic:

    “Yes I found him interesting in Twilight…I saw him in Little Ashes and Remember Me, and I am convinced that he could be my Eric Packer,” Cronenberg explained. “It is a heavy role, he appears in each scene and I do not think I’ve ever done a movie before where the actor is always on the screen. The choice of an actor is a matter of intuition, there are no rules or instructions.”

    Well our intuition is telling us Rob’s going to kill it in this role and we think his performance might leave the audience forgetting Twilight ever took place (or at least until Breaking Dawn Part 2).

    Sorry Kristen, but it looks like Rob’s giving you a serious run for your money.

    Hey, a little competition never hurts, right?

    Read more: http://www.eonline.com/news/the_awful_truth/robert_pattinsons_heavy_role_cosmopolis/310882#ixzz1stv5fViZ

    • Lisa April 23, 2012 at 5:28 pm #

      DC is really laying it on thick is he not?????

    • Steph April 23, 2012 at 5:29 pm #

      Mmm, I wonder why Jules “the man” Stewart is supposed to be walking the red carpet with Butch. She’s never shown up to any other premieres before to support her daughter. I’m guessing it’s because she’s hoping to get some support abroad for her own porno flick.

      • Lisa April 23, 2012 at 5:53 pm #

        Yep she had her daughter at a screening last week sadly her future son in law had better things to do and did not attend……..

      • Deb (seattlechik) April 23, 2012 at 7:09 pm #

        Maybe mama is there as a chaperon…oh wait, that job of hers ended when butch turned 18. Well, like famewhore mother like famewhore daughter.

    • movinon1 April 23, 2012 at 5:34 pm #

      I thought I’d heard it all but polls for which movie is better, bob or stews ……are you f*cking serious!!! Get a F*UCKING LIFE !!!!!!!

      This shit is never gonna end by November, it will continue to infinity 😯

      • Lisa April 23, 2012 at 5:54 pm #

        Too bad I do not think either of them are going to win at Cannes IMHO. So an E poll is the best they got kinda like the surf boards.

  46. liza April 23, 2012 at 6:45 pm #

    From the DL
    Twilight hype has cooled considerably, the tabloids write their fluff pieces anyway, so no change there, their fans are crazy no matter what they do, in fact I think the lack of ‘proof’ has only made them crazier over the years.

    • emmy April 23, 2012 at 7:02 pm #

      The hype has cooled considerably and only the craziest loons are left. The robstens. People who are not robstens have turned, or are turning, against R and K. Their are-they/aren’t-they games have backfired.

      • OnTheFence April 23, 2012 at 8:34 pm #

        ~~standing& clapping hands furiously~~~~ :p

    • Nonnie April 23, 2012 at 9:34 pm #

      holy shit I could not agree more. Does anyone realize that the more the sheep don’t get their pictures of them “making out like a couple in love” and acting all lovey dovey with each other in public instead of acting and like they hate each other, the more nuts they get. They stalk even harder and look for tweets.

      It’s very clear now why they are so invested. They need proof that they still have not seen up until this point. Proof of tweets that say they are practically fucking in public…but ohh wait we need the pics. The more they don’t see Rob and Kristen acting like this fairy tale couple they have created in their heads to bring interest to their boring and pathetic lives, the more they feel the need to wrie their own story about this perfect union that they think exist between them. So too feed this monster obsession they continue to endlessly search high and low for their “Proof” of them being so “Epic”.

      • Lisa April 23, 2012 at 10:21 pm #

        LMAO and here is your proof at how far reporters will go for that attention although there is clear photo evidence that not one bit of PDA went on we get this. Yes I so believe her over the pictures out there 🙄 Oh and it is being reported they went their separate ways after the concert she with her friends and him who knows LMFAO!!! Yep it is epic!

        http://blogs.dose.ca/2012/04/23/my-close-encounter-with-robert-pattinson-and-kristen-stewart-at-coachella/

      • Lisa April 23, 2012 at 10:41 pm #

        When she talks to the vancouver sun she says this LMAO. So which is a PDA filled event or G rated. And not fighting why bring that up. And what’s that THEY WERE LEFT ALONE BECAUSE NO CARES ANYMORE BUT THEY ARE STILL HIDING LIKE THEY ARE OF IMPORTANCE……You don’t say 😈

        “It was just a brief moment of affection — “they weren’t super PDA, they weren’t fighting, they just seemed like a really nice couple enjoying themselves,” McDonnell says of the actors. But McDonnell reports the tightly packed onlookers left the couple alone, suggesting there’s a very small overlap between Radiohead and Twilight Saga fans, despite the British band’s presence on the soundtracks.”

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