Bob’s Boring Birthday

13 May

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Happy Birthday, Mr. Stewart.
It appears Fatpatz has been working out which has resulted in new trainers being bought for his slimmer ankles.
Though they are fuckin awful a spokes person has praised Pattinson for supporting the new “Epic Club Foot ” Trainer.
The bright blue trainer has also been praised by the paps who said “though his head is huge, and I mean fuckin enormous at times, we have not been able to keep up with the left leg as it dangles some what. This bright blue will enable us to see him with clarity.”

Disclaimer – We don’t own the pictures.

200 Responses to “Bob’s Boring Birthday”

  1. Ashley May 13, 2012 at 7:03 pm #

    LMFAO! Thanks Rachel! πŸ˜†

    Poor Boob, it’s his birthday and he’s still on bitch duty. Boooooring! We see you tweeting Bob. πŸ˜‰

    • Rachel May 13, 2012 at 7:17 pm #

      Why thank you Ashley and a cap to match -how EPIC

      • Ashley May 13, 2012 at 7:17 pm #

        Guess that’s his… birthday suit?

  2. Lena May 13, 2012 at 7:08 pm #

    haha DonΒ΄t hate on the shoes. Air Max 1 are classic!

    • Ashley May 13, 2012 at 7:17 pm #

      They look fug on him.

  3. movinon1 May 13, 2012 at 7:16 pm #

    Those are sissy prissy shoes….

    • Ashley May 13, 2012 at 7:19 pm #

      And on a sissy prissy boy… no bueno.

      • movinon1 May 13, 2012 at 7:22 pm #

        πŸ˜†

  4. Acer May 13, 2012 at 7:21 pm #

    i’m still not convinced these 2 are l2gether

    • Acer May 13, 2012 at 7:22 pm #

      meant to say “2gether”

    • Acer May 13, 2012 at 7:25 pm #

      as a matter of fact, i know they’re not

      • Ashley May 13, 2012 at 7:32 pm #

        Well if they are then he’s in denial about liking men. You don’t get a girl that butchy and like everything feminine.

      • Lisa May 13, 2012 at 9:35 pm #

        I agree with you Acer;)

  5. Acer May 13, 2012 at 7:23 pm #

    …the irony of k posing as a man and a woman

  6. Ashley May 13, 2012 at 7:25 pm #

    I wonder if he’s ever been cussed out in public with no body guards around? Nah. He’s probably used to ass kissers falling all over him. Oh how I do hope I run into him someday in So Cal. :mrgreen:

    • movinon1 May 13, 2012 at 7:28 pm #

      If you do, give it to him straight. No sugar coating!!!

      • Ashley May 13, 2012 at 7:30 pm #

        I could have sought him out at all his famewhoring friends concerts but then again I don’t put a lot of effort into anyone I don’t like… Still want to tell him what I think of him though. Him and the little bird flipping leech.

      • movinon1 May 13, 2012 at 7:32 pm #

        Ditto!

      • Rachel May 13, 2012 at 7:32 pm #

        You won’t have to, the reviewers will do that all for you

      • movinon1 May 13, 2012 at 7:35 pm #

        Than again he might like it. Isn’t that what butch does to him?

      • Ashley May 13, 2012 at 7:46 pm #

        Haha good point!

    • Lena May 13, 2012 at 7:38 pm #

      What would you tell him? πŸ˜€
      or you might just kick him below the waist and run away. A straight message…

      • Ashley May 13, 2012 at 7:45 pm #

        LOL I’m more of an in the moment kind of girl… But I would tell him how supportive I used to be of his career. How much $$$ I spent on him. How I ended up wanting a refund because he’s really nothing like who he was selling. But now I think he’s just a famewhoring asshole. It would be a lot worse for Kristen. I don’t think I dislike anyone more than her. She needs a dose of her own cursing and bird flipping medicine. Bitch won’t hide behind bodyguards for the rest of her life. I bet random people flip her off daily then. I hope they buy an island together, go there and never return personally.

  7. click May 13, 2012 at 7:42 pm #

    This is a man on a mission: to prove how macho straight talented actor he is and the best way to do it to be Butch’s lapdog. This is his strategy to win the critics for Cosmopolis.

    • Lisa May 13, 2012 at 9:37 pm #

      Too bad it is not going to work! He will be better off unclogging Shrews toilet πŸ˜†

  8. Ashley May 13, 2012 at 7:48 pm #

    A question from one of our stalkers that I’m not approving…

    Question why can’t you guys just be happy for the man. Why do you have to CONTINOUSLY bash the guy and make up things in your heads to deal with the fact the he’s not who YOU want him to be?

    • Steph May 13, 2012 at 7:54 pm #

      We bash him because he’s an arrogant, selfish bastard who deserves to have the Butch bitch hanging around his neck for the rest of his life.
      And if I ever saw him in the street, I tell him the exact same thing to his face.

    • click May 13, 2012 at 7:54 pm #

      Answer to the loon: he sold an image to get US the public to pay for his films, that image was it that got him the attention but now we know he is just a big asshole like his butch lesbian girlfriend and we have a right to make fun of untalented spoiled hipsters.

      Who are you to tell us what we should think and say about him?

    • Ashley May 13, 2012 at 7:57 pm #

      Did you get all of that Katrina? Kindly piss off now and quit trying to post here.

    • movinon1 May 13, 2012 at 8:00 pm #

      Cause I hate liars and famewhores. And they put themselves out there for ridicule.

    • quesmark2011 May 13, 2012 at 8:10 pm #

      good grief..

      asked and answered a million times before.. if lurking, spend your time reading the previous boards rather than annoying ashley.

      oh wait, this question is repeatedly asked to annoy us all.. oops.. i forgot..

  9. Ashley May 13, 2012 at 8:00 pm #

    Look im not trying to be rude nor disrespectful..and I dont appreciate you calling me names but it’s an honest question. Why spend time being nasty and negative instead of just accepting what is??

    Why are you reading all this negativity, softy? Go to Robsessed or Robstenation. They do a lot of twirling or some shit over there. Buh bye now!

    • Diana May 13, 2012 at 11:23 pm #

      I’ve often wondered what kind of insane posts you have to read. I expect it’s very repetitive. Thank you Ashley, from all of us, for turning the batshit nutbags away.

      • Ashley May 13, 2012 at 11:31 pm #

        Haha thank you, Diana. Some are just more persistent than others. Typical sheep/shipper behavior, they’ve just got to be heard. Happy Mother’s Day! Hope you had a good one. πŸ˜‰

  10. Famewhore May 13, 2012 at 8:43 pm #

    Oh for Craps sake..The people that post here on a regular basis have the same opinion.
    They created this site so they could express said opinion without being ridiculed or attacked.
    No one is forcing anyone to lurk, post etc on this site.
    I swear sometimes Robsten reminds me of a religion. Everyone MUST believe..Blah Blah Blah..
    Got my chocolate and Vodka, bring it on Stewy !!!!!!

    • movinon1 May 13, 2012 at 9:17 pm #

      Excellent comparison *a religion* by far the best explanation of robsten etc…

    • Acer May 13, 2012 at 9:59 pm #

      I concur. They’re like a cult or under a spell. It is very eerie.

  11. Nonnie May 13, 2012 at 9:18 pm #

    so in the interview spew also said that her life is “So perfect” that she is waiting for someone to fuck her over? This girl has to be the biggest dumb ass on the planet. If your life is sooo perfect then why the fuckkk are you always acting like a miserable bitch!?

    As for Rob everyday i think he gets stupider and stupider when it comes to him and butch. He has been acting like her bitch for so long now that i think he has completely lost all personal freedom and the ability to think and make decisions for himself. It’s like he has been brainwashed. Will someone hit him over the fucking head already and tell him to snap out of it? He is only hurting himself, and that soul sucking bitch could not give two shits who gets thrown under a bus as long as she does everything in her power to get ahead. I honestly don’t know who Rob even is anymore. He way someone else back in 2008 and now i don’t even recognize him anymore.

    • Lisa May 13, 2012 at 9:33 pm #

      It is all a set up and they are laughing their asses off too bad this will backfire big time on them both. So when you are at the top stewy the only way is DOWN!!!

    • Diana May 13, 2012 at 11:30 pm #

      I think Booby has lost too many brain cells along the way, due to the dope, or maybe just the powdered donuts. Idk. He wasn’t the sharpest tool in the shed before, and the coke won’t help. He’s made his nasty bed, now he has to pass out in it.

  12. Lisa May 13, 2012 at 9:32 pm #

    LMFAO here is the nonnie bone after taking it up the ass today by skater Bob he decided to go to London and have dinner with his friends while the biotch is at her SWATH party??? So tonight nonnies will be happy and tomorrow sad again when bitch boy walks the carpet WASH,RINSE, REPEAT Game over….. http://photo.wenn.com/index.php?action=quicksearch&ppid=172557&version=int

    • Nonnie May 13, 2012 at 9:37 pm #

      She is there. There are tweets from inside the place saying that kristen is inside celebrating with him from someone who either works at the place or is eating there.Im sure soon we will get the tweets about how they were all over each other. As for sheep/nonstens it’s always” their” day one day and the other sides day the next according to how things go.

      • Lisa May 13, 2012 at 9:39 pm #

        LOL hehehehhe let it begin!

      • Lisa May 13, 2012 at 9:44 pm #

        Are you sure? I think you may be talking about the tweet from earlier https://twitter.com/#!/Rebeccerr that was in essex. Nothing new do have the tweets?

      • Nonnie May 13, 2012 at 9:45 pm #

        Im all ready for tomorrow. You know the sheeps heads will be spinning over the SWATH premiere and all the tweets about Rob and Spews secret after party pda and the tweets of epic lurve. This is going to be a complete shit show.

      • Nonnie May 13, 2012 at 9:48 pm #

        @Lisa. No not those. There are new ones that just came out a little while ago about both of them being at the place he was photographed going into with those girls and sienna. The sheep don’t miss a beat when it comes to stalking out twitter. They already shit themselves about 5 times today.

      • Lisa May 13, 2012 at 9:49 pm #

        She is not there yet and it is 3 am in London so do not think she was there that was from the other place and she assumed Bob was there and that it was a bday party http://robstenation.blogspot.com/2012/05/new-pics-of-rob-out-to-dinner-on-his.html

      • Lisa May 13, 2012 at 9:51 pm #

        Roibstenation must not believe them because she is not posting and she would.

      • Deb (seattlechik) May 13, 2012 at 10:35 pm #

        I’m sure they slid the stain in through the back door or through the drain pipe, whatever. I’m surprised the stens aren’t convinced she’s cooking the dinner in the restaurant kitchen.

      • Kell May 13, 2012 at 11:12 pm #

        Lol who is the girl in the background of the pics?…a friend or just someone who hopped in alllll the photos? hah cuz she photo-bombed all of his pics

  13. liza May 13, 2012 at 9:48 pm #

    Hi, Lisa.

    it’s tough to regard films that headline Twilight stars as anything more than cash-hungry. While clearly committed to making the most of its budget, Snow White and the Huntsman waves a red flag. Kristen Stewart, who is confidently showcased as being β€œfairer” than great beauty (and wicked queen) Charlize Theron, is given nary a line in this extended clip, implying that the studio puts little stock in either her performance or her grasp of an English accent.

    http://blogs.indiewire.com/pressplay/trailer-mix-snow-white-and-the-huntsman

    • Lisa May 13, 2012 at 9:50 pm #

      Hi Liza!!!!!

      O M G hence the “my fucking BF” the ring comment she can’t do it on her own and never ever will! Thanks for posting this Liza!

    • britgirl May 14, 2012 at 2:47 am #

      I can’t wait for the reviews to come in. Her accent was dreadful when she attempted it on GN even she looked embarrassed she’d done it. Anyone know what time the red carpet it today?

  14. Deb (seattlechik) May 13, 2012 at 10:29 pm #

    Gawd I’m so sick of both of these famewhores. Talk about over exposure.

    I just saw a SWATH ad on TV. LMFAO Butch has LESS THAN 2 sec. in a 30 sec. trailer. Oh please, if there is a god, like this thing sink like the Titanic.

  15. Acer May 13, 2012 at 11:40 pm #

    hmmmm….who’s the pretty, tanned brunette walking in w/R & friends?

  16. sarah May 14, 2012 at 6:12 am #

    R-Pattz legged it into Claridge’s to celebrate his 26th birthday with his pals in London

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/robert-pattinson-celebrates-birthday-with-sienna-832132

    so apparently he spends his birthday with marcus, tom sturridge,sienna miller and a pretty brunette friend….no sign of shrew. I dont follow twitter, so was she there??????? i spot her body guard. Is the skateboard pic of today bc he is wearing diff shirt when he is out with pals???

  17. OnTheFence May 14, 2012 at 6:57 am #

    So..I guess Shrew was there…she is behind scarf girl..next to BG..and infront of Tom!! She got new shoes!!! They both did!! Don’t tell me they don’t read things!! :p

    • Rachel May 14, 2012 at 7:04 am #

      Well no change then. Premier tonigt then the reviews of that god awful accent. πŸ˜†

      • Sony21 May 14, 2012 at 8:27 am #

        Can’t wait to see the clusterfuck of a premiere tonight; maybe she will allow Bob to slouch along with her ratty sneakers in his hands…

    • goodfangonebad May 14, 2012 at 7:12 am #

      LOL. Yeah, I think she’s there.

  18. Lena May 14, 2012 at 7:04 am #

    If I was in that restaurant and Tom Sturridge came in looking like that, I don’t think I’d be able to keep a serious face. lol Is it his idea of a festive hairstyle suitable for Bob’s party?

  19. onanaano May 14, 2012 at 7:25 am #

    I just interesting how can she look to his parents ayes after ”F**ing boyfriend” statement..

    • ? May 14, 2012 at 7:46 am #

      And what makes you think she cares.. They already know she f*cks everybody and per her French interview gets jobs using what ‘she sits on’, so? They know her attitude in the press.. They also pimped out their son in his early teen years as well, so.. Birds of a feather.. Hiding who they all really are.. Just an act.. IMHO..
      Love those pics Rachel!

      • Rachel May 14, 2012 at 7:48 am #

        Thanks πŸ˜‰

      • onanaano May 14, 2012 at 8:03 am #

        I don’t know if they are really dating she should care what her parents-in-law thinks about her..

      • Sasha May 14, 2012 at 8:28 am #

        She doesnΒ΄t need to care. Her fans think that this attitude makes her special, anti-Hollywood and a badass…So, thereΒ΄s no need to act like an adult human who has respect for others.. ItΒ΄s all a question of time when this behaviour turns against her.

  20. alexisis May 14, 2012 at 9:34 am #

    I see they dressed down for the occasion as to be expected,how come we manage to see pics when its his BD but nothing when she has hers. Oh,,silly me, l forget, she is so very private and shy cameras not allowed..

  21. Famewhore May 14, 2012 at 9:38 am #

    Seriously, other than these two dumb*****. How many celebrities have been stalked to the point of their birthday dinners?
    Very few.
    Question is which one called the paps? Mr. or Mrs?
    By the way. Marcus is getting a little fat. Yes I went there because I’m a sarcastic witch who is still disgusted he used her in his video.

    • quesmark2011 May 14, 2012 at 9:48 am #

      i told you.. its the ‘engagement’ announcement we’ve all been expecting.. ‘k style’.. just the way it has always been run.. by k with booby in tow.. perfect.. let’s just take a moment and say ‘ahhh’.. how sweet… and wish them nothing but what they’ve sown out to others…

      so, did tommy boy wear his hair on top of his head in a scrunchie again, like the shots on dlisted? oh i hope so.. what a crew.. must all be so happy and proud and to include the photographers and bodyguards and fans… that’s just really thoughtful .. so grounded and down to earth…

      this is all as predicted.. still love the modeling shots of booby that Rachel posted… roflmao!!

  22. Famewhore May 14, 2012 at 9:51 am #

    If they didn’t expect paps. Why is the Shrews BG there.
    I doubt if he’s that close of a friend.
    Yea Tom looks really heterosexual with that scrunchie and earring!!!

    • OnTheFence May 14, 2012 at 10:22 am #

      Listen!!..whats that I hear?..oh..is it the horn on the karma bus..its coming Shrew..with a big ole picture of you on the side of it!

  23. Lisa May 14, 2012 at 10:25 am #

    This is all I will say this was a great post and TRUE!

    Who is Andrew Garfield? The actor.
    Zac Efron? The actor.
    Shia LeBeouf? The actor.
    Daniel Radcliffe? The actor.

    Who is Robert Pattinson? The fucking boyfriend.

    • Rachel May 14, 2012 at 10:27 am #

      FLMAO his new name TFB
      O god I do hope he shows tonight cause the laughter and mocking on this board……

      • Rachel May 14, 2012 at 10:33 am #

        And this is the live web cam at Leicester Square and look zero people with 2 hours to go.
        http://www.radissonblu-edwardian.com/leicester-square-webcam

      • Liza May 14, 2012 at 10:35 am #

        They’ll try to stay relevant for a while after Twilight but I don’t think they’ll last much longer after that.

      • Steph May 14, 2012 at 12:03 pm #

        Afternoon girls!

        They should have stuck the premiere in the shopping centre just like they did with WFE. We all know IF SWATH succeeds at the BO, which I very much doubt, it won’t be because of Butch. She’s a shitty actress, who just plays herself in every movie she does. It will all be down to CT and CH.

    • quesmark2011 May 14, 2012 at 10:35 am #

      it just shows that they’ve consumated their epic love..
      you see – booby is VERY IMPORTANT… he’s not an actor.. he’s much more important, something beyond …. he k’s bf that f*cks!! wow… twirl… πŸ˜†

      • Liza May 14, 2012 at 10:40 am #

        Yep his career will go nowhere. Nobody wanted him before twilight.

      • Lena May 14, 2012 at 11:33 am #

        I think he can still make a nice career in the apparel industry. Maybe he’ll become a junk dealer and will sell ripped t-shirts, shirts with missing buttons, dirty trainers and pants with handmade cigarette holes in a store called R-PATTS (ripped pants & trainers, t-shirts, shirts). I’m telling you Bob has a huge potential in this business. Hobos would love it and he would work in his natural environment. And he could prepare the garment himself on his countless trips to London pubs. He’s already an expert in this area.

      • goodfangonebad May 14, 2012 at 12:18 pm #

        He could go back to be a model.

  24. alexisis May 14, 2012 at 11:08 am #

    Wonder if we will see the future in laws at SWATH tonight,just the right time and place to give her their support,along with their son and his entourage.

    • OnTheFence May 14, 2012 at 11:50 am #

      Should be interesting!! Famewhoring at its best!! :/

    • Steph May 14, 2012 at 12:13 pm #

      Maybe he’ll claim the Bitch on the red carpet tonight and upstage both CT and CH, as well as getting his parents to famewhore themselves on the red carpet. At least that way, we know that he’ll lose the last of the nonnies who would have supported him outside of Twishite. And once BD2 comes out, the crazy sheep won’t bother to support either of their careers, so then they can both go back to obscurity and have the privacy they crave so much!

    • goodfangonebad May 14, 2012 at 12:13 pm #

      Actually it’d be okay if they are honest & not playing this ridiculous hide & seek. If they are dating then just admit it. Some celebrity couple use their relationship for gaining publicity. It’s fine. If they aren’t then be honest. These two are so annoying & childish. Plus they are supported by a greedy studio. Perfect.

      • Steph May 14, 2012 at 12:25 pm #

        That’s just it. I think if he was to claim her, no matter where or when, the nonnies would definitely turn against him. He’s played the game for too long now, and they have had enough.

  25. alexisis May 14, 2012 at 12:15 pm #

    Down on one knee.holding her lily white hand..Ahhhhh…

  26. Liza May 14, 2012 at 12:26 pm #

    They must be desperate for the fame and money, even though they claim otherwise.

    • Liza May 14, 2012 at 12:34 pm #

      Only the twilight fan give a shit.

    • Em May 14, 2012 at 12:52 pm #

      Even the DM keeps shoving her down our throats…I don’t think I’ve ever seen them showing a live stream of a premiere.

    • Rachel May 14, 2012 at 1:02 pm #

      She is immensley disliked in this country by the majority who are not sheep or on someones pay role. She can bring him out and fuck him on the carpet this is the beginning of the end and we get to laugh the loudest.

  27. Deb (seattlechik) May 14, 2012 at 12:41 pm #

    The last few nonnies remaining are getting ready to jump ship from what I read in my twitter and tumblr TLs. I held out hope for a long time, but no more. Twin famewhores, a match made in heaven.

    • Liza May 14, 2012 at 12:43 pm #

      Famewhores hanging out with famewhores, immature people stick together!!.

    • Rachel May 14, 2012 at 12:59 pm #

      Deb all of this was never for the noonies they were always playing for the sheep. He never gave too monkeys if you supported him or not, there just weren’t enough of you and plenty of sheep to feed his pocket. COSMO again is for Cronenberg fans, for him to get away from his female fanbase. JMO

      • Deb (seattlechik) May 14, 2012 at 1:12 pm #

        Truth

  28. Kell May 14, 2012 at 12:45 pm #

    Realllly starting to care less and less….anddd maybe K was there….buttt my thing…Is Dean there? I dont see him. So Rob could be using K’s BG. In this vid it looks like her BG…but I dont see K. http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2012/05/new-video-of-robert-pattinson-from-last.html seen someone tweet it thats on my list on twitter

    • Deb (seattlechik) May 14, 2012 at 12:56 pm #

      I just saw a Splash news video. She was there, coming inside Claridge’s, hiding in a hoodie but you can plainly see her. You have to wait thru the commercial for the vid to start. And someone helpfully put a red arrow on her so you CAN’T miss her loveliness.

      http://www.splashnewsonline.com/2012-05-14/video-robert-pattinson-celebrates-birthday-with-kristen-stewart/

      • Steph May 14, 2012 at 12:59 pm #

        Yep, right behind scarf girl as I said below. And why did she hide her skanky face? Obviously she knew the paps were there, she just didn’t want the attention this time.

      • Em May 14, 2012 at 1:04 pm #

        And she took her BG with her…who the hell does that? For someone who can’t act, she’s such a drama queen.

      • Steph May 14, 2012 at 1:07 pm #

        Oh Em, didn’t you know? Claridges is so full of haters that John just had to protect her from all mean UK residents. πŸ™„

      • Em May 14, 2012 at 1:12 pm #

        I thought she wanted someone to fuck her over? Well…she should get the hint.She’s not wanted in this country. And she can take her fucking English boyfriend with her.

        Just seen a picture…wtf is she wearing?

      • Kell May 14, 2012 at 1:36 pm #

        Ah ha! I see what you mean now! Haha….andddd Steph notice….She brought about the “bf” thing again then hides again? wtf?….Im ready to jump ship, at least until like 4 months after the last twilight movie….This shit is just ridiculous…and I am sadly watching the live feed, Everyone keeps asking where Rob is….Did ya honestly think he was going to show up? hahaha. Maybe to the after party but not this!

    • Steph May 14, 2012 at 12:56 pm #

      If you check out the pics posted up the board from On The Fence, you can see someone by John’s side, hiding behind a girl wearing a scarf. In the background, you can see TomStu. People are saying that Butch is between scarf girl and TomStu.

      • Liza May 14, 2012 at 1:04 pm #

        Real adult relationships are not like this, Real couples don’t behave like this.

      • OnTheFence May 14, 2012 at 1:06 pm #

        πŸ™‚ scankie face was there!! :p

        Looking for a still of her at the premiere..OMG WTF is she wearing?

      • Steph May 14, 2012 at 1:06 pm #

        We all know that. And any grown up knows that. But the crazy sheep who have never had a REAL relationship think they do. πŸ™„

      • Em May 14, 2012 at 1:07 pm #

        Lol OTF, I just read she arrived and tripped.

      • Steph May 14, 2012 at 1:09 pm #

        ROFL! I hope she landed flat on her Leno chin, horse teeth and flat chest. Now that would be EPIC! πŸ˜†

  29. Rachel May 14, 2012 at 1:05 pm #

    Big shout out to our Bev who can’t post right now but would also like to add how fugley those trainers are. Waving at you Bev and get your pc fixed

    • Steph May 14, 2012 at 1:11 pm #

      Ahh, poor Bev. She’s missing all the fun! We know she enjoys taking the piss out of all this fuckery.

      *waves at Bev* Hurry up and get it fixed!

    • OnTheFence May 14, 2012 at 1:11 pm #

      Ok…here we go..its like a train wreck…

      • Em May 14, 2012 at 1:16 pm #

        It’s Marchesa. It looks like one of those costumes Charlize was wearing in the trailer.

      • OnTheFence May 14, 2012 at 1:19 pm #

        She can bearly walk in it..keeps tripping..its quite funny actually! She looks very pale..hard night out I would say!

      • Em May 14, 2012 at 1:29 pm #

        But, D, where’s her precious Edward to catch her when she falls?

        Probably waiting for the afterparty to start for all the free booze.

    • bev1305 May 14, 2012 at 2:44 pm #

      I have to say though Rachel don’t know if it’s the colour or the style but don’t the ankles and shin area look slimline.

  30. onanaano May 14, 2012 at 1:21 pm #

    http://www.imagebam.com/image/2407d5190214723 face of the beuty

    • OnTheFence May 14, 2012 at 1:23 pm #

      Yep…so they say! just don’t see it!!

      • Deb (seattlechik) May 14, 2012 at 1:26 pm #

        Egad, I’ve seen hookers on the streets of NYC at 5:00 am that looked better. Must have been a hard nite partying for the f*cking bf’s bday.

      • OnTheFence May 14, 2012 at 1:31 pm #

        OK..the Shrew is so utterly uncomfortable in that dress it is hysterical!! Just showed her, CT & CH standing together and it looks like she is going to be sick! Standing near CT in her very see-thru dress is literally making her ill..the way she looks in hers!! WOW!

    • Steph May 14, 2012 at 1:28 pm #

      PML! There’s not many people there to see her walk, sorry stumble, on the red carpet, is there? There’s more people on the streets of Manchester watching Man Cit parade the League cup! πŸ˜†

      • Liza May 14, 2012 at 1:31 pm #

        All those fans there are real fug.

      • OnTheFence May 14, 2012 at 1:36 pm #

        You really need to get the full effect!! this and then I am out of here..need to get things done!! :p

        http://www.imagebam.com/image/5d8ac1190217899

      • Steph May 14, 2012 at 1:40 pm #

        OMG!! Just look at the shine on that face from all the grease her pores is leaking out! What a filthy, skanky bitch.

      • Rachel May 14, 2012 at 1:47 pm #

        OMG The Dress. Your life is far from perfect Mrs Stewart look at the state of that

      • Rachel May 14, 2012 at 1:55 pm #

        Its as if she is wear shredded pubic hairs

      • Steph May 14, 2012 at 2:03 pm #

        LOL! I know, Deana,but it just annoys the hell out of me that she just doesn’t TRY to look ladylike, and yet she’s in such a priviledged postion.

  31. Steph May 14, 2012 at 1:42 pm #

    ep, she’s such a lady, you can understand why Bob wants to spend his time with the Skank bitch. Just once, it would be nice to see an inteview wher she doesn’t drop the f-bomb.

    • Liza May 14, 2012 at 1:48 pm #

      “Skanky bitch”
      Good One.

  32. alexisis May 14, 2012 at 1:42 pm #

    How far in is the red carpet,l can only see paving stones.? Bit of a come down from Twi mania.

    • OnTheFence May 14, 2012 at 1:46 pm #

      I haven’t seen her for awhile now..thinkin maybe she snuck out..you can tell she is muther effin the dress she has got on!! hahahahaha!!
      probably going to find her snasty shoes to put on!! *__*

  33. Famewhore May 14, 2012 at 1:43 pm #

    Such a fashionista!!
    By the way she stands it looks like she’s going to fall on her face.
    Dress is too long. (And Ugly )

  34. alexisis May 14, 2012 at 1:49 pm #

    l think most of the people there are not fans ,just the public with a bit of time on their hands who are game for laugh.

  35. onanaano May 14, 2012 at 1:55 pm #

    that dress shows all her disadvantages, no breasts, no waist, crooked feets..

  36. Deb (seattlechik) May 14, 2012 at 1:55 pm #

    I saw in my twitter TL someone watching this train wreck said she flipped someone the middle finger on the red carpet. What a class act. Are the parents and/or parents-in-law there to observe such ladylike behavior? And where’s the f*cking bf? Did the bar open already at the afterparty?

    • Rachel May 14, 2012 at 1:59 pm #

      Ahhh the fuckin boyfriend what a classy girl he keeps

    • OnTheFence May 14, 2012 at 1:59 pm #

      Silly..Boobie is sitting at the bar with HIS purse keeping his woMAN’s stool for her!! πŸ˜‰

      • Steph May 14, 2012 at 2:09 pm #

        He’s probably back at the whore house unblocking the toilet again, wearing his maid’s outfit and Bear’s dog collar. πŸ˜‰

      • OnTheFence May 14, 2012 at 2:14 pm #

        hahahaha!!

      • Steph May 14, 2012 at 2:29 pm #

        LOL! Yep, Deana, he’s also probably wondering what she did with the second set of his balls that she chopped off. You know the ones that he claimed in that interview for COSMO that he’d finally grown!

  37. Ashley May 14, 2012 at 2:06 pm #

    This! So well put…

    http://succumbingtomyawesomeness.wordpress.com/using-the-hard-stuff/

    • quesmark2011 May 14, 2012 at 2:11 pm #

      well said. it just makes me ache inside when i think of women reading k’s words as a source of inspiration… people who respect that public persona … no words…

  38. quesmark2011 May 14, 2012 at 2:08 pm #

    oh my… love the photos of the latest rc look for k. i’m sure she and her fans think she looks just beautiful.. my word..
    see.. karma does happen.. booby gets his booby prize, just like she gets hers.. the twit fans and their ‘template’ of a life.

    how fitting? don’t you think? and we get to sit here, laugh with friends and drink lots of yummy wine..
    πŸ˜†

    shout out to tdg, gabi donna, and meiyee and the rest of our quieter group.

  39. Liza May 14, 2012 at 2:20 pm #

    Alice ‏ @Alice_InTwiLand
    RT @Chrisska: In the other cinema my friend saw that the seat next to K says ‘Kristen’s guest’ OMG

    • Steph May 14, 2012 at 2:25 pm #

      Bob won’t turn up there. It will be one of her GF’s that she has dragged over to the UK with her.

      Oh, and to all you stalkers who are watching us. Keep on watching and foaming at the mouth over the things we’re saying. We don’t actually give a fuck. Girls, we’ve had over 400 hits in about an hour. Don’t you just love it when one of the 2 f*cktards is out and about? πŸ˜†

    • click May 14, 2012 at 2:27 pm #

      Of course, everyone in the cast can bring someone.

    • OnTheFence May 14, 2012 at 2:30 pm #

      It will be one of her girls!! Boobie won’t want to be seen next to her in that thing she is wearing..now maybe if CT would be on the other side of him..well maybe!! :p

  40. Steph May 14, 2012 at 2:34 pm #

    I pointed out the exact same thing about Twitter after the GN show on Friday night, Deana. On that, she claimed to love her fans, yet constantly calls them out for tweeting her wherabouts on twitter. She really needs to keep her stories straight.

    • Liza May 14, 2012 at 2:37 pm #

      Skanky bitch.

    • Steph May 14, 2012 at 2:42 pm #

      Yeah, she actually claims on tv that she loves her fans! It was a good job the kids were at M’s for the weekend, because I was seriously PML at that stupid claim. But Chris Rock soon put her back in her place. He said they give her money, so he’d love them too! πŸ˜†
      Oh, and make sure you’ve not eaten before you watch it because once again her fashion sense will make you throw up!

  41. alexisis May 14, 2012 at 2:38 pm #

    You can always remember the truth ,its the lies you forget.

    • Steph May 14, 2012 at 2:45 pm #

      I’m surprised she can even remember what lines to deliver during filming, she’s so dumb.

      Oh and this lovely gem from twitter. I seriously hope not!

      Rob Pattinson News‏@RobPattzNews

      VIDEO: Kristen opens up about Rob: “Dying to make another movie” with him http://bit.ly/KmKqr3 #fb

      • Lisa May 14, 2012 at 3:47 pm #

        No one will hire them together for the fuckery they bring. Look at the big names not hiring even one of them. So she can say it but I doubt she means it.

  42. Famewhore May 14, 2012 at 2:44 pm #

    According to Josh Horowitz . Kristen told him Rob has already seen the movie.
    So just after parties for Bob ?

  43. Liza May 14, 2012 at 2:48 pm #

    I don’t understand how they don’t realize they are being played.

  44. onanaano May 14, 2012 at 2:49 pm #

    http://www.imagebam.com/image/289de1190227658 look at CT legs, she is freezing..

    • Steph May 14, 2012 at 2:55 pm #

      How do you know she’s freezing? It’s not cold in the UK tonight. In fact, it’s a really nice spring evening.

      • onanaano May 14, 2012 at 3:02 pm #

        her skin frozen, I don’t know how to say it in english πŸ˜€

      • Steph May 14, 2012 at 3:10 pm #

        Nope, sorry can’t see anything, only that Butch is showing her pale chicken legs in that dress. πŸ˜†

  45. alexisis May 14, 2012 at 2:49 pm #

    He had a new collar and leash when he was taken to see it ,for being a good boy.

  46. Liza May 14, 2012 at 2:50 pm #

    RT @MoveAlongSirx: RT @IreneQueen: RT @3cheers4tyranny OMFG @patsystew JUST SAW ROB AT EMPIRE

    RT @infinitegraces: Empire is one of the theatres.

  47. Liza May 14, 2012 at 2:55 pm #

    Alice ‏ @Alice_InTwiLand
    RT @ceylandish: Kristen is so fucking cool maaaaan.She took her heels off to go down the stairs and raised em and basically said “FUCK YEAH”

    Alice ‏ @Alice_InTwiLand
    RT @3cheers4tyranny: SHE GOT UP FOR A SECOND TO CHANGE CLOTHES, HE’S SITTING NEXT TO KRISTEN AND CHARLIZE AND CH

    Middle aged loser.

    • succumbingtomyawesomeness May 14, 2012 at 3:00 pm #

      ummm there are photos of her wearing her sneakers on the RC….? when was she wearing heels?

    • Steph May 14, 2012 at 3:00 pm #

      So according to those tweets he turned up like the good bitch he is, and has some how managed to sit next to 3 people? WOW! Didn’t realise he was shaped like a pyramid! πŸ™„

  48. succumbingtomyawesomeness May 14, 2012 at 3:06 pm #

    RT @3cheers4tyranny: SHE GOT UP FOR A SECOND TO CHANGE CLOTHES, HE’S SITTING NEXT TO KRISTEN AND CHARLIZE AND CH

    Middle aged loser.

    I don’t blame her for changing. It’s Rob’s job to look like a giant vagina and she probably didn’t want to make him uncomfortable. She’s awesome like that.

    • Lisa May 14, 2012 at 3:09 pm #

      OMG PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That dress though does her stylist hate her or something or do they dress her in the dark???

  49. alexisis May 14, 2012 at 3:07 pm #

    Told to use the back entrance no doubt,so as not to upstage her moment in the spotlight.

    • Lisa May 14, 2012 at 3:11 pm #

      Too bad there was not a lot of people there so she really had no worries I have a feeling that she is going to be crucified in the reviews 😈

      • Liza May 14, 2012 at 3:13 pm #

        I really hope they tear her performance apart, so we can be done with her once and for all.

  50. Famewhore May 14, 2012 at 3:12 pm #

    There will no doubt be photos of the two idiots after the movie.
    Along with lots of reports of the PDA during the movie.

  51. Lisa May 14, 2012 at 3:13 pm #

    LOL that Josh h did not even stay to see the movie, yep I am sure it is a great flick πŸ™„

  52. Kell May 14, 2012 at 3:14 pm #

    Hmmm i noticed another thing everyone is talking about….”Oh look at the only piece of jewelry she is wearing, THE RING!”….yeahh…i would too to steer up talk after talking about it during an interview….of course its the only thing she’d wear cuz thats the one thing ever damn fan is going to see and be like “omg! the ring!” That dress is damn ugly too.

  53. Sasha May 14, 2012 at 3:15 pm #

    I see her crazy fans are in full force…IΒ΄m eating popcorn, drinking some good beer and enjoying the epic pr-show…

  54. movinon1 May 14, 2012 at 3:17 pm #

    Gosh darn I’m late to the party!!

    I see you lovely ladies have served up a world class critic of butch, as always, in prsten silver platter style. LOVE IT girlies!!!!

    I don’t have anything to add. Other than the dress “_______” I’m crying from laughter!!!

    Damn hideous dress 😯

    • Sasha May 14, 2012 at 3:20 pm #

      I will share my popcorn and beer with you, or should I offer you some wine and chocolate???

      • movinon1 May 14, 2012 at 3:33 pm #

        Oooo wine and chocolate yummy : )

  55. Liza May 14, 2012 at 3:17 pm #

    Last week, her fans were accusing Charlize for taking all the spotlight away from their queen but all of the suddenly they are now changing their tones.

    • Deb (seattlechik) May 14, 2012 at 3:20 pm #

      Someone made a GIF of her flipping the bird on the red carpet. What class. I’m sure the Pattinsons are so proud of their son & future dtr-in-law

      http://t.co/Hij7XMh

      • movinon1 May 14, 2012 at 3:40 pm #

        Like a 12yr. Why with the middle finger? STOP IT…

        She needs to have it permanetley placed in that position.

        Ungrateful cow!!!

        Yes indeed. The future d-inlaw…epic

        LMAO

      • Lisa May 14, 2012 at 3:50 pm #

        Gosh she is white trash I am sorry she has no class whatsoever. He is either really blind or just like her and I am thinking it is the last!

      • Liza May 14, 2012 at 3:52 pm #

        It’s all about $$$ wise.

      • movinon1 May 14, 2012 at 3:59 pm #

        He is just like her. He hide behind and is still hiding behind a fake personsa.

        To think young girls follow her makes my head spin.

      • OnTheFence May 14, 2012 at 4:40 pm #

        NOw Now..don’t you mean daughter-in-law..remember it was a real priest!! *__*

    • Lisa May 14, 2012 at 3:53 pm #

      LMFAO at Lainey trying to make an excuse for why K looks like shit. Ummm almost everyone (with the exception of her crazy ass fans) thinks she is average at best. So lainey can take a back seat!

    • Lisa May 14, 2012 at 3:54 pm #

      CT has a movie to sell πŸ˜‰

  56. alexisis May 14, 2012 at 3:35 pm #

    Would like to know what CT really thinks about her,poor thing.she probably deserves another oscar for her (we are besties) performance.

  57. Liza May 14, 2012 at 3:47 pm #

    @GoldenRobsten
    Rob attended the SWATH Premiere with his sisters, parents and friends to support his girlfriend. Could he be a better boyfriend? NO.
    ‏
    @GoldenRobsten
    ROBSTEN ARE HOLDING HANDS OMFG.

    • onanaano May 14, 2012 at 3:50 pm #

      is there forbidden to take photos?

      • Kell May 14, 2012 at 3:53 pm #

        My thoughts exactly!…why can no one EVER get a pic of the so called hand holding? or “epic love” they show?

      • Lisa May 14, 2012 at 3:55 pm #

        Yea and this person says it is just his sister. WTF with these people. But whatever it is all they have how sad I really mean that….

        RT @StoneyMarie11:My Universal contact who is THERE IN PERSON said that at least one Pattinson sister is there. She’s as legit as they come.

      • onanaano May 14, 2012 at 3:57 pm #

        anyway if there are his parents it means something..poor Rob he choose to date with ”thing” which i called ”almost man” or ” ungrateful cow” but whatever..he will live with her..

  58. Lisa May 14, 2012 at 3:56 pm #

    Someone is lying…….

    • Steph May 14, 2012 at 4:02 pm #

      Yeah, Butch and her Bitch!

      Ash, I think we need a new board. I’m having major trouble posting.

  59. Kell May 14, 2012 at 4:04 pm #

    I see it too…Shes in London, Most of her fam/”friends” are in the US still…besides Ruth and John…who else does she have to support her? lol…Prolly why Rob and his fam n friends got suckered in to that….would look bad if no one was there for her πŸ™‚ haha

  60. Lisa May 14, 2012 at 4:05 pm #

    It seems like he sent his sister, his parents and one other sister is not there per that tweeter and this is coming from Universal. Also I would never ever believe a sheep. He will probably just go to the after party. Yes he is the perfect boyfriend wish he was mine πŸ™„ But then again Shrew is selfish and wants this about her so I am sure he was ordered to the after party only!

    • Steph May 14, 2012 at 4:09 pm #

      PML!! Oh, Lisa, how many times have we questioned the fact that not one member of his family support her non Twishite movies, and NOW we get tweets that one of his sisters is at the SWATH premiere? Too bloody funny!

  61. alexisis May 14, 2012 at 4:12 pm #

    If only one sister went ,bet it was Lizzie.

  62. Deb (seattlechik) May 14, 2012 at 7:55 pm #

    OMG, Michael K on dListed does it again, LULZ:

    http://dlisted.com/2012/05/14/save-your-stylist-kstew?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

    • dellacullen May 14, 2012 at 8:16 pm #

      always the classy (white trash that she is) act!

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