Shrew White and The English Accent

19 May

That never was… WHY do people keep telling her it’s good?!

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58 Responses to “Shrew White and The English Accent”

  1. Ashley May 19, 2012 at 9:03 am #

    New board

  2. Steph May 19, 2012 at 9:32 am #

    PML! At least the bitch got one thing right for once. She is all “whiney”. Stupid cow! Oh, and I’m guessing she doesn’t know what brown sauce is either, (although I have to say it taste fab on a crispy bacon butty! Mmmmm *drool*)

    • Ashley May 19, 2012 at 9:36 am #

      Now Steph her boyfriend is English! 😆 That makes her an expert at ALL things English. 🙄

      • Steph May 19, 2012 at 10:03 am #

        LOL! Oops, my bad, Ash. I forgot that she is such an expert having English fucking boyfriend! 🙄

  3. alexisis May 19, 2012 at 9:43 am #

    Pickled hard boiled egg,that would keep her quiet for a bit,no biting,keep it whole.

  4. Liza May 19, 2012 at 11:21 am #

    It’s like this guy has no back bone at all, I would understand it if Stewart was insanely beautiful/talented or an interesting personality, but she possess none of them, so he just end up looking like a joke and then cry that no one respect him.

    There is no explanation, whatsoever why someone chooses to spend time with such an obnoxious serpent, what a nasty piece of work!

    On the other hand this probably says something about him too, he could be so different than everyone thinks.

    DL

  5. Lena May 19, 2012 at 1:04 pm #

    This site recommends Bob to consider liposuction to get rid of his trouble areas. lol
    Maybe Bob will take the advice.

    http://news.makemeheal.com/celebrity-plastic-surgery/robert-pattinson-plastic-surgery-2/4572

    • Ali May 19, 2012 at 1:31 pm #

      You know, I still can’t understand how they can say “He’s really insecure about his shirt being off,”. Specially when he’s doing magazine shoots and movies without a shirt on!!

      As for her “British accent”, well it’s shitty. I think I did a better job on the British accent for a college project I did! 😆

    • Rachel May 20, 2012 at 3:50 am #

      HaHa. I guess because more people are watching us and I don’t think they callled him Fatpatz. Such precious egos 🙄

    • Steph May 20, 2012 at 11:16 am #

      PML! Probably because we tell it like it is, and certain people who are watching us, don’t like it!

    • Lena May 20, 2012 at 1:12 pm #

      Perhaps they’re afraid Bob would stumble over this site, read the comments and developed an eating disorder. 🙂

      Then again, he’s the one who admitted he got fatter and can’t get into his old clothes so it’s not like he’s not aware of his weight gain. Yet, he doesn’t seem to have any problem posing shirtless. If he’s comfortable with his body, where’s the problem?

  6. Deb (seattlechik) May 19, 2012 at 1:05 pm #

    I feel like I should apologize to all you UK girls on behalf of Americans because of the offense against your accents that has been committed by this ignorant twat

  7. alexisis May 19, 2012 at 2:38 pm #

    By now she should be word perfect.after all think of all those” elocution” lessons she must have been having from her english boyfriend,

  8. dellacullen May 19, 2012 at 3:54 pm #

    that was fkng disgusting! She sounded like she had a mouth full of crap!

  9. Lisa May 19, 2012 at 3:57 pm #

    And she is a lying liar in all her inerviews she was asked about her pets in the El Hormiguero interview and she said she has a cat and her mom has wolf hybrids WTF I tell ya Bear is a distant memory 😥 The games are old and boring!

    I won’t watch another trailer of this hot mess she ruined Bella and now Bella is SW yuck!

    • Rachel May 19, 2012 at 4:04 pm #

      I think she meant to say her mom is a wolf hybrid 😆

      • Liza May 19, 2012 at 4:09 pm #

        She is so stupid, She refuse to signs for her fans again.

    • Kell May 19, 2012 at 4:44 pm #

      Agreeeee! bear is a distant memory to her…..if she ever liked him! Lol…..she looks disgusted in the pics she’s walking him….

    • Liza May 19, 2012 at 7:42 pm #

      I think once Twilight is over, so will she. I really hope SWATH bombs hard.

      • dellacullen May 19, 2012 at 8:15 pm #

        straight to dvd hopefully and then into the $5.00 bin at Walmart!

    • Lisa May 20, 2012 at 1:48 pm #

      That was a great read!!!!

  10. Liza May 19, 2012 at 9:35 pm #

    Old Booby in Elle UK:

    This isn’t a PR stunt he insists.

    I put it to him that the whole thing is studio fabrication. “No,” he says, kindly but firmly. “Oh no. I’d love it if they tried. If the studio tried to get involved with my personal life, I could start messing around with them in return… No. There’s nothing nefarious going on, I just don’t like taking my picture. It’s not nice when your life becomes someone else’s news. Even when you’re having a good time and someone takes a picture and says, ‘Look at them having a good time!’ I feel like, it’s not your good time… People think we have people organizing everything, that it’s all a publicity stunt. It’s not. There is no magical entourage — you’re just a person on your own. You have to figure it out.”

    • movinon1 May 19, 2012 at 10:15 pm #

      Here we go again. Whiny Bob. Just shut the f@ck up Bob. No one gives a shit what you do anymore. Be thankful for what you have and suck it up when someone takes your pic. It will all be over very soon. Trust me!!!!

  11. Liza May 19, 2012 at 11:34 pm #

    New Project for Booby or maybe one of his “five projects” called “Hate Mail”
    He need to learn how to pick better projects.

    • succumbingtomyawesomeness May 20, 2012 at 12:50 pm #

      Just curious but how is does this fall into the “he need to learn how to pick better projects” area. It’s unconfirmed but if the rumors are true it sounds like a pretty stellar cast and the screenwriters helped Ryan Gosling get a Oscar nom for Half-Nelson.

      • Liza May 20, 2012 at 1:39 pm #

        The plot of the film is just dumb, and and even if the screenwriters helped Ryan Gosling get a Oscar nom for Half-Nelson, Booby is not Ryan Gosling.
        He also doesn’t have the talents to pull it off this type of project.

      • Lisa May 20, 2012 at 1:46 pm #

        I thought you did not like his first project picks either. So it is just her opinion that she does not like ANY of his projects no big deal since it is only rumored just like unbound captives was. The only two confirmed are The Rover and Mission Blacklist.

      • succumbingtomyawesomeness May 20, 2012 at 2:17 pm #

        Me? I don’t know enough about any of these projects to really have an opinion. M:B sounds strange to me, but strange in a “why did he pick that movie” kind of way. The other one I don’t know much about but I think choosing a secondary role is a good idea and this new one is just a rumor but an ensemble cast is also probably the best route for him. The info on that movie is really limited though so who knows what character or role he would take.

        I guess there are some days I’m just not negative enough to join in the convo. and i know, go ahead, that was your opening to start calling me names. I’ll wait over here….

      • Lisa May 20, 2012 at 2:23 pm #

        No one will call you names and it is healthy to not be negative! I agree with you………

      • Liza May 20, 2012 at 3:03 pm #

        I’m just stating my opinion, and there no names calling here.

      • Nonnie May 20, 2012 at 3:07 pm #

        @succumbing, Im also hoping he does well for his own sake and the sake of his career, cant say anything till we have seen his performance, I agree with you.

    • click May 20, 2012 at 2:28 pm #

      It doesn’t matter how good the director or the script is if the actor doesn’t know how to perform and Mr Private Actor hasnt’ shown anything yet to be called a good actor. He is doing the same as his lipbiting swearing beard, the same performance.

      • Lisa May 20, 2012 at 2:29 pm #

        This is defintiely the case for Shrew wonder when they will stop putting her in movies!!!!!!!!!!!

      • Ashley May 20, 2012 at 2:35 pm #

        Hopefully if her teeth get anymore yellow. Gross!

      • Liza May 20, 2012 at 2:38 pm #

        She also can’t seem to keep her fucking mouth closed and breath through her nose,

      • Lena May 20, 2012 at 3:55 pm #

        If nothing else, Bob seemed to impress at least some French folks.

        A scan from Le Monde:

        An actor is born – Télérama.
        Unsettling – Studio Ciné Live
        Pattinson is mind-blowing – Positif
        Cronenberg chose Pattinson. A brilliant idea on both counts. – Les Inrockuptibles
        Robert Pattinson reveals a depth more and more fascinating. – Première

        These mags aren’t always nice so good for Bob. lol This is something new to him. I don’t think Bob has ever heard critics describing him as “mind-blowing” or “fascinating”. Can you imagine how confusing this has to? Maybe he believes somebody is trying to punk him or the whole thing is some drug induced hallucination . 😀

      • click May 20, 2012 at 4:37 pm #

        I’ll wait till the Cannes reactions come out. When RM and WFE were about to get released there were also first very positive things and then we saw how it ended.

        I posted couple of days ago a twitter conversation between a British journalist in Cannes and his friend and they mentioned Cosmo, the friend said that two other journalist who saw the film didn’t liked it.

      • Lisa May 20, 2012 at 5:05 pm #

        I agree Click I will wait till the movie is seen and then believe it you are right about the WFE and they did it for BA too so I am not putting any eggs in those baskets yet….

      • Liza May 20, 2012 at 5:18 pm #

        Right on click,
        Each role is supposed make us believe he’s A Serious Actor but he doesn’t have the talent to pull if off.

      • quiche May 20, 2012 at 9:19 pm #

        I re-watched Twilight w/my best friend and her kids last night and I beg to differ. The only weak link (acting wise) in that movie was Kristen and perhaps Taylor Lautner’s lace front/horrible wig lol

        Rob did a really great job of acting the hell out of that ridiculous character although he is really wooden sometimes. I can’t say the same for his other flicks because I haven’t seen them. As for KS, she was decent until she had to interact with Rob. That’s when those stupid shakes, stutters and lip biting showed itself. I know she’s one note based on her previous roles.

        But she may still receive high paying jobs based on her Twi fans and HW connections. So much BS goes on in that God awful city.

    • vulpgirl May 20, 2012 at 4:19 pm #

      I agree Liza Bob is not Ryan.
      Ryan has earned respect as an actor in each job. I don’t remember where I read someone’s desire that R/K to make a movie as “Notebook” … gave me chills just imagining 🙄

  12. Lisa May 20, 2012 at 2:22 pm #

    Guess he is trying to find his balls and English roots :lol:\

    Jamie Hearne‏@jamiehearne155

    Just spotted Robert pattinson at the home of cricket #stumped #thebailsareoff

  13. alexisis May 20, 2012 at 5:38 pm #

    Critics can print whatever they like,in the end its what puts bums on seats that count,and going by his other films outside of Twi his performances have left quite a few cold seats.

  14. liza May 20, 2012 at 9:42 pm #

    Not a lot of people showed up for the japan premiere for SWATH.

    ”But even Charlize Theron’s skin-tight leather dress couldn’t save the fairy tale’s lacklustre Japanese premiere today, where reportedly no fans were spotted.”

    ”Perhaps it was just the language barrier, but even Snow White’s director Rupert Sanders uttered a sarcastic ‘Unbelievable’ when asked what he thought of the Japan premiere.”

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2147128/Sexy-Charlize-Therons-skin-tight-leather-dress-save-Snow-Whites-lackluster-Japanese-premiere.html#ixzz1vSowvrhy

    • Ashley May 20, 2012 at 9:58 pm #

      Man and Japan went crazy for Twilight so clearly they aren’t following KShrew. Good!

    • Lisa May 20, 2012 at 10:41 pm #

      😯

    • Daphne, My Darling May 20, 2012 at 11:41 pm #

      Ha! Good. And while I think Charlize is beautiful, I also think she’s a bit of a biatch. That’s just the impression I’ve always gotten from her.

      Man, I do hope this movie bombs. I feel a little mean for hoping that, but I just want Kristen to go away. She thinks she’s the shit, she really does, and she’s so far from it. I’ve tried giving her chances, acting-wise, putting my dislike of her as a person aside, but dang, she’s just not a good enough actress. And I’ve seen her so-called best performances, and I was perfectly open to being blown away, or at least a little impressed, and…yeah, didn’t happen.

      I don’t think SWATH is going to be very good, anyway, and her acting in both that and “On the Road” already look dubious in just a few short clips/trailers. I’ll be interested to see the reviews.

      Btw, great site! I stumbled upon you recently, and it’s refreshing to come across people who think this “couple” is a sham, too.

      • Lisa May 20, 2012 at 11:59 pm #

        Welcome!!!!

  15. Lisa May 20, 2012 at 10:56 pm #

    Ouch!!!

    Early contender for the worst movie of the summer?
    Written by Vince Mancini

    Here’s the latest clip from Snow White and the Huntsman, a movie that looks like what would happen if you stuck a book of fairy tales, a Tapout shirt, and a Disturbed CD into that machine from The Fly and sprinkled them with cocaine. As you watch this, keep in mind that people around town are so high on this project that they already pulled the trigger on another script written by Evan Daugherty, and the studio is already fast-tracking a sequel. Yes, a sequel to Snow White & The Huntsman. Which is interesting, because the most impressive thing about this clip is how thoroughly it was able to convince me what a flaming turd this is going to be in just 38 seconds. Did you know: This made it onto the list of the best screenplays of the year? What could this script even look like?

    • Ashley May 20, 2012 at 11:07 pm #

      So glad people are seeing through it.

      • liza May 20, 2012 at 11:43 pm #

        Me too, but you know it still wont stop her loser fans from flogging the theater.

      • Rachel May 21, 2012 at 2:47 am #

        I wonder how long the embargo on the broad sheet reviews will last. If they come out this week whilst fuckery is being played in Cannes she will look ridiculous.

        Welcome Daphne, your comments are most welcome.

  16. Elvynn May 21, 2012 at 7:37 am #

    I don’t trust french review. They love Cronenberg, they worship him. They liked every fucking movies he has done even the worst finding everytime something which save the movie because HE IS Cronenberg. So i’m not surprised by their critics. I mean have you seen how many french magazines put them (Cronenberg, Rob AND Kris AND On the Road) on their cover? They are biased. I’m waiting for the international critics.
    They talk about them everywhere in France, it is annoying.

  17. OnTheFence May 21, 2012 at 8:44 am #

    Is Boobie still in London? I have to day he has stayed pretty low-key the past few days!! Hmmmm!

    • quesmark2011 May 21, 2012 at 8:47 am #

      always one of my favorites.. he complains about pics and tweets everywhere.. and then.. he’s invisible.. he is such a player in his own game of ‘promoting his image’..
      if he didn’t complain about it.. then i wouldn’t call him out on it..but.. since this is his PUBLIC image.. all’s fair… right booby?? 😆

  18. quesmark2011 May 21, 2012 at 9:05 am #

    hey D’eanna!

    just think.. that’s just the tip of the iceberg.. nytimes article from this weekend talked about flame retardant materials (furniture).. check out who started the movement… think corporate giant!

    • quesmark2011 May 21, 2012 at 11:02 am #

      D’eanna..
      it was the tobacco industry… then a partnership of other major companies to sponsor some of the research.. too many people falling asleep with cigs in their mouths.. hence.. ‘necessity is the mother of invention’.. flame retardant chemicals.. yahooooooo….

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