Death Glare Descends On Cannes…

22 May

If looks could kill…


Universal sign language…


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171 Responses to “Death Glare Descends On Cannes…”

  1. Ashley May 22, 2012 at 9:37 pm #

    New board

    • Rachel May 23, 2012 at 1:56 am #

      PML I bet they asked her where her “fuckin boyfriend” was!

  2. Ali May 22, 2012 at 9:39 pm #

    So beautiful and classy! 🙄

    • Nonnie May 22, 2012 at 9:50 pm #

      I know right! You should see what the robstens are saying. They think it’s sooo cute and adorable that kristen is giving the finger, thats their babygirl! She can do no wrong! Even though she brought her smells and miserable attitude to Cannes

      • Lisa May 22, 2012 at 10:01 pm #

        My goodness and to think some of those crazies may be raising daughters 😯

      • Ali May 22, 2012 at 10:12 pm #

        They are truly delusional. I wish she would be held accountable for her actions and not be praised like she’s a God.

    • dellacullen May 22, 2012 at 10:43 pm #

      yeah. class with a capital C followed by u.n.t.

      • IHD May 23, 2012 at 1:43 am #

        Nice D, she really is a piece of work. 😦

    • OnTheFence May 22, 2012 at 11:27 pm #

      Ewwwwww!! God knows where that finger has been!!! *__*

  3. marie May 22, 2012 at 9:46 pm #

    I am not a fan of KS at all. And she should take the high road, that’s for sure, but she’s young and probably doesn’t give a shit what anyone thinks. But I have seen the paps in action. I often go to the Grove in L.A. and it’s a pap and celeb haven. These paps are the scum of the earth and they shout the most vile things at these celebs to try and get a reaction from them. I would probably flip them off too. But again, she really needs to take the high road.

    • . May 22, 2012 at 10:15 pm #

      Maybe she should stop tipping them off re: her exact whereabouts and use the VIP exits and avoid the pap havens like all the other celebs in Cannes.. Just a suggestion…
      Or she should just stop adding fuel to the fire that they like to sell.. She’s playing with secret there

      • ? May 22, 2012 at 10:25 pm #

        Sorry.. That was me, ?

      • Rachel May 23, 2012 at 1:57 am #

        And I have not seen any other pap pics in Cannes just saying.

  4. Famewhore May 22, 2012 at 9:50 pm #

    Sorry, but I think she brings a lot of the way paps treat her on herself. With the stupid games she plays with them. Yes, they can shout some pretty crappy stuff, but the uglier the celebrity is to them. The more they will do it. It’s part of the job.

  5. Kell May 22, 2012 at 10:14 pm #

    hahaha….the mouth that never closes perfect example…yaaaa paps can yell bs buttttt…how many other celebs do you see flicking them off all the time?….im sure they yell bs to all celebs and most dont flick them off imo…..idk her attitude is ridiculous anymore

    • dellacullen May 22, 2012 at 10:46 pm #

      I commented yesterday that Katie (TC’s wife) was out and about with Surie and just pretty much ignored the pap’s that were taking pics of them. However, this spawn of evil shit can’t do that!

  6. Deb (seattlechik) May 22, 2012 at 10:31 pm #

    Where are all the celeb sites that are always kissing up her ass and posting every pic of her EXCEPT these? Huh? Huh? *crickets*

    Boy her PR team pays good $$ to keep this shit off of E! and Pop Sugar and Celeb Buzz. Don’t want the twi-tards to see the queen acting like the fool.

  7. Daphne, My Darling May 22, 2012 at 10:43 pm #

    Yeah, nice pics. She’s making a GREAT first impression at Cannes! 😛 Really classy introduction to the festival. I wish everyone was as classy and humble as she is.

    Now if only she’d flash her signature bitchface and happy middle finger on the red carpet tomorrow. That would be hilarious! Can’t wait to see what monstrosity she wears, too.

  8. Ali May 22, 2012 at 11:23 pm #

    Well I’m glad I’m not the only one waiting to see what she wears 😆

  9. Deb (seattlechik) May 23, 2012 at 2:02 am #

    No doubt it will be another piece of shit but which the fashion mags will fap over calling butch “beautiful” and “edgy” and “stunning”. I guess working for Elle, Vogue, etc. makes a person blind and stupid.

    To Butch I would quote Miranda Priestly in The Devil Wears Prada: “I asked for clean, athletic, smiling. [She] sent me dirty, tired and paunchy.” That sums it all up.

    • Rachel May 23, 2012 at 2:12 am #

      I think this is where the fun begins girls.:lol:

    • IHD May 23, 2012 at 2:15 am #

      Debs now that is class. 😉 yeah totally agree it’ll be gross without a doubt.

    • dellacullen May 23, 2012 at 10:06 am #

      spot on!

  10. britgirl May 23, 2012 at 2:12 am #

    Will she ever grow up, she’s going to one of the most respected film festivals, with the eyes of the world on her and this is how she behaves. She is completely classless and shows her lack of education and up bringing.
    I wonder what her co stars think of how she’s behaving. They’re all here to promote a film and show the world it is worth watching and they all seemed to enter the country with dignity and respect
    I guess it was her way of letting mama stew know she landed safely.

    • OnTheFence May 23, 2012 at 6:54 am #

      It makes me sick when you hear her stutter in these interviews trying to act so mature in how she gets into her characters and shit..and then her true age and mentality comes out when alittle pressure is put on her!
      Jesus Shrew Grow The Fuck Up Already!!!
      I am so sick of this BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  11. OnTheFence May 23, 2012 at 7:06 am #

    The “FakeFaceSmile~!

    • quesmark2011 May 23, 2012 at 7:39 am #

      that’s cause she was sticking it to the booby fans who don’t like her.. b/c isn’t that tommy right behind her.. ?? i love her f*ck you smiles.. they are way better than her finger flipping.. and the sunglasses HIDE much.. that’s why she should just leave them on.. like all the other celebs and booby! 😆

    • dellacullen May 23, 2012 at 10:08 am #

      Hey! She knows how to hold up a different finger – AND WHAT THE FUCK is she wearing? It looks like someone threw up skittles on tweety bird!

  12. Liza May 23, 2012 at 8:03 am #

    Her flat ass.

    • OnTheFence May 23, 2012 at 8:16 am #

      bhahahhahahaha!! those pants are way to busy for her boy figure!!

    • Daphne, My Darling May 23, 2012 at 4:36 pm #

      Dang, those are fug pants. The dress she wore for the red carpet was nothing special, either. She can’t pull off those looks to save her life. And why, WHY does her hair always look the same?? It’s like no one puts any effort into making it look good. Did they style it at all?

  13. Liza May 23, 2012 at 8:28 am #

    More finger flipping at cannes.

    • britgirl May 23, 2012 at 8:36 am #

      Jesus, what is that girls problem. Twice in as many days. Bitch thinks she’s badass and hard core but she’s nothing but a spoilt brat who need to grow the fuck up. I haven’t seen anyone else behave like this at Cannes, why the hell does she get away with it??? This is her job for God sake, I’d like to see her do that in a regular jab, she’d be out on her arse so fast her head would spin. And its not like she didn’t know the press was gonna be all over this. What’s her excuse this time?

    • Lisa May 23, 2012 at 10:03 am #

      The paps BOO’d her LMFAO she refused to pose alone for a picture!!!! WTAF???? Why are you there then bitch just go the fuck home and finally get over yourself!!! I really dislike this girl and she needs to get out of HW pronto.

    • Steph May 23, 2012 at 11:14 am #

      OG!! I really wish someone would take that bitch t the nearest hospital and have BOTH her middle fingers surgically removed so that she can never use them to flip off anyone else again! She really is a nasty, skanky, trailer trash bitch, who just doesn’t deserve to work again. She’s so ungrateful. Really, can someone PLEASE get this stupid, little bitch to disappear from public view forever?

  14. Famewhore May 23, 2012 at 8:42 am #

    I really wish someone would call this bitch out on her “flipping” attitude.
    Real Classy. They say you are a product of your environment. Mom must be proud.
    Remember ladies, her ass isn’t flat. It’s sexy and robust !!!!

    • Liza May 23, 2012 at 8:46 am #

      More flat ass, they are so delusional, its not even funny, this is why she wear those tight jeans.

      • dellacullen May 23, 2012 at 10:11 am #

        Ooh – almost threw up my coffee. Don’t make me waste good coffee

      • Daphne, My Darling May 23, 2012 at 4:38 pm #

        Oh god, ewwwwww.

  15. OnTheFence May 23, 2012 at 8:49 am #

    Anyone know what this could be about..found it on twitter…

    Brodah ‏@StewDobrev
    @samclaflin HEY BABY SAM! tell me about your ‘very sexy’ to Kristen on Mexico. I like it, but Rob don’t. lol

    • Lisa May 23, 2012 at 10:22 am #

      Just a fan thinking they know anything at all 😉

  16. Liza May 23, 2012 at 8:52 am #

    Finger flipping.

  17. Ashley May 23, 2012 at 8:57 am #

    Bad On The Road Reviews

    @GuyLodge: ON THE ROAD (C-) Others’ freedom: as dull as others’ dreams. Loyal and Fodor’s-handsome, but where’s the context for a straight adaptation?

  18. Ashley May 23, 2012 at 9:06 am #

    Kristen Stewart as Marylou completes the awkward threesome for a large part of the film and whilst there is little for her to do here she also makes very little out of what she has to work with. Married to and divorced by Moriarty, Marylou is emotionally mistreated by him from the outset but there is the sense that she is happy to be along for the ride. Without any sense that Moriarty is an engaging character though we are left struggling to see why. Sex appears to be one simplistic answer, with many overheard screams of pleasure informing us that Moriarty seems to know how to please his many lovers, but for all the sex and flashes of nudity, On the Road is mostly devoid of chemistry and sexual energy. An early scene in which Moriarty and Marylou dance, sweating and writhing together, falls a little flat, despite clearly being intended as an introduction of sorts to this erotically charged and fiery relationship.

    Ultimately it is in this lack of sparks from the relationships, and the film’s script in general, that leaves one a little detached and unaffected walking away from the cinema.

    Imagine that!!!!! This guy saw right through Butch. How refreshing!

    • Sony21 May 23, 2012 at 9:27 am #

      LMAO, “the dancing scene falls a little flat” – just what we all here said after seeing that boring trailer where she did nothing but mouth breathing and twitch around awkwardly next to GH. Another wonderful quote: “RylandAldrich Kristen Stewart brings little to ON THE ROAD past her vacant gaze & pointy little tits.” LOL

    • quesmark2011 May 23, 2012 at 10:01 am #

      the kicker is.. k thinks its funny and so ‘hipster’.. you can see it in her smirk and grin..
      and i’m sure she is flipping it at all of us who just adore her as well.. hence her extreme pleasure in repeating the gesture over and over and over.. think tweenager trying to offend as many people as possible while deriving pleasure.. good grief..
      and just think.. these photos will be her memories for her kids, if she ever decides to breed.. or adopt (per all the other celebs).. can’t be wrecking those fab figures now can they girls?? *insert sarcasm*.. truly makes me sad and angry that women defend this behavior.. 😦

    • dellacullen May 23, 2012 at 10:16 am #

      LOVE IT! Now why don’t you go FLIP some burgers!

    • Kell May 23, 2012 at 5:16 pm #

      Herrrrr with a kid? Cantttttt see it happening…..thought she didn’t like kids? Or babies?

  19. Liza May 23, 2012 at 9:26 am #

    more review
    @CineVue #Cannes2012 On the Road: a handsome recreation of a novel that unfortunately cannot escape its own cliches

    @wellshwood Walter Salles’ On The Road is masterful and rich and lusty, meditative and sensual and adventurous and lamenting all at once.

    @BayerJeff ON THE ROAD: I always assumed that would be a difficult film to make perfect. I was right! #Cannes

    @muirkate ON THE ROAD is more on the razzle. Or perhaps The Inbetweeners with added Proust and prettier boys.

    @firstshowing On the Road: Rambling, vintage, sexy, smoke-filled bounce around America 40s. Long journey, gorgeously shot, but tiring.

    ‏@alexandrazawia ON THE ROAD (to boredom) is criminally conformist and without a single beat of interest #Cannes2012

    @GuyLodge To state the obvious, On the Road is clearly not unfilmable. Sam Riley might be, though.

    @PWellinski ON THE ROAD (D+) should’ve been called in the loop-clearly the weakest of all Walter Salles movies, he never reaches the core of the book

    @MatchCuts ON THE ROAD (C-): Soulless, like being stuck in a car with beatnik assholes for 2+ hours. Has none of the book’s danger, allure. #Cannes2012

    @djmecca ON THE ROAD: It’s fun to wander and live and be merry and then sad and profound and high. Not as fun to watch unfortunately. #Cannes

    Ryland Aldrich ‏@RylandAldrich Keruacdaptation mostly successful. Salles does a commendable job of capturing spirit & velocity of ON THE ROAD in accessible story. #Cannes

    Ryland Aldrich ‏@RylandAldrich Kristen Stewart brings little to ON THE ROAD past her vacant gaze & pointy little tits. Kirsten Dunst only slightly better. #Cannes

    • britgirl May 23, 2012 at 9:38 am #

      Finally people are seeing that the blank eyed, jaw gawking, stuttering bitch can’t act. I’m sure there will be uproar from her fans and they will say people are jealous of her or hate her for being with Rob, but people don’t care about that when they give up 2hrs of there time to watch her shit. As they say ‘the truth will out’ and the truth is she’s awful.

    • Lisa May 23, 2012 at 10:06 am #

      well well well 2 movies coming out and both bash her and called her out!!!! Let’s see what Bob does now does he really want his name attached to the finger flipping bitch getting bad press in Cannes????? 😈

      • quesmark2011 May 23, 2012 at 10:13 am #

        imho he’s her biggest fan because he is envious of her ability to ‘be real’ and just tell people off when he obviously can’t! he just scurries away and hops into the car first and buries his head in his shared hat… not that we’ve ever seen that before.. 😆

      • Liza May 23, 2012 at 10:14 am #

        He’s a moron.

      • Rachel May 23, 2012 at 12:20 pm #

        That is exactly it ?

    • dellacullen May 23, 2012 at 10:19 am #

      Love this quote
      @MatchCuts ON THE ROAD (C-): Soulless, like being stuck in a car with beatnik assholes for 2+ hours. Has none of the book’s danger, allure. #Cannes2012

  20. OnTheFence May 23, 2012 at 10:17 am #

    So I found this also on reguards to her finger flipping today.

    xSupportKristen: “Kristen flips the bird to booing photographers after refusing to pose alone for them whilst leaving the ‘On The Road’

    • ? May 23, 2012 at 10:25 am #

      i think they missed all the other photos with her finger and gold ring prominently displayed.. what a surprise..

  21. Lisa May 23, 2012 at 10:19 am #

    OMG this beeboo is the best and his comment is spot on!!!

    beeboo says:

    May 23, 2012 at 12:47 pm

    LOL the gay would be Tom Sturridge- On the Road co star and BFF to her beard. And I might be able to get on board with the top half of sourpuss Stewart’s ensemble if she hadn’t worn it for the last several months straight. Not to mention, the black bra/see through cotton tank is tacky and doesn’t help her look any less trashy.

  22. Nonnie May 23, 2012 at 10:20 am #

    So now im hearing that the sheep like shipping Spew with Sam and Garrett. Please tell me whyy is it okay when they ship their princess Kristen with another guy, but all hell breaks loose if Rob even stands near another woman??

    • Lisa May 23, 2012 at 10:23 am #

      THEY ARE MORONS…..And Garrett has a class act like Kirsten D he ain’t touching that boy EMO!!!!

  23. LIza May 23, 2012 at 11:30 am #

    Hollywood will be not done with her until she stops making them money. Its all about money, if she make money, then they make money.

    • ? May 23, 2012 at 11:37 am #

      totally agree.. and universal has 170M tied up in huntsman.. and that JUST production.. no marketing included.. they need those twit butts in the theaters…BIG time..

    • click May 23, 2012 at 11:37 am #

      She isn’t making them money. But as long as Twilight is still going on she is in the news and her PR team is trying to give the illusion she is responsable for the success. Her other films have all flopped.

    • Steph May 23, 2012 at 11:42 am #

      And all her movies flop because she can’t play any other character except herself. And I, for one, will be so glad when all those film companies realise that and stop hiring her.

    • ? May 23, 2012 at 12:05 pm #


      the 170M number came from that yahoo article.. idk if it is accurate.. time will tell!

  24. Steph May 23, 2012 at 11:44 am #

    Deana, you are so right. If I had behaved like she does in public, my mother would have skinned me alive. And if ANY of my kids behaved like that, I’d would really give them a thrashing for not behaving how I’d brought them up. She’s obviously been dragged up by those shitty parents of hers.

  25. LIza May 23, 2012 at 11:49 am #

    Joe Roth, who’s producing Snow White, pretty much admitted he only picked her because he’s hoping to attract the Twilight crowd.

  26. ? May 23, 2012 at 11:53 am #


    yup.. despite all of her other ‘successes’, universal banked on her as did cron for cosmo..

  27. Ali May 23, 2012 at 11:57 am #

    IKR! If my mom ever saw me doing something like that she would probably break my finger, even if I was 80 years old! 😆

    I did not know the budget for SWATH was $170 mil!! I think that movie won’t make enough to cover the budget.

  28. LIza May 23, 2012 at 12:05 pm #

    Salles and the entire OtR team are using her Twifame as a crutch to push the movie too.
    It’s going to catch up to them soon once people realize they don’t actually bring in the massive Twilight audience.

    • Rachel May 23, 2012 at 12:24 pm #

      And yet dispite everything you girls have said she is, in what ever form you like with Booby, he likes what she has, which tells me all I need to know about him.

  29. LIza May 23, 2012 at 12:12 pm #

    It is pretty much around 170M or 185M.
    The PR surrounding the film has gotten pretty desperate.

  30. Elvynn May 23, 2012 at 12:12 pm #

    Yeah (eyeroll) according to Canal+, Rob and Kristen will be on Le Grand Journal tomorrow, May 24th. The golden couple will be together in front of camera!!!! Oh my gosh! Did you heard the sheep collapsing? Losing their breath? Hyperventilate like morons?
    How do you think it will go? Will this be the big revelation? With sheep dancing and nonnie collapsing because this bastard fool them? But but but he is ALWAYS playing with them and enjoying it because it brings him money.

    I forgot, Sarah Gadon (Rob’s Cosmopolis co-star), Garrett Hedlund and Sam Riley (Kristen’s On The Road co-stars) will also be there.
    Knowing this i think they won’t pass at the same time or all of them will be between them.

    Isn’t it funny that kristen’s movie premiere today and Rob’s Friday but they will be at this show together? A show which receive actor/actress before their premiere. LOL! Pathetic is pathetic.

    • Ali May 23, 2012 at 12:23 pm #

      I kinda feel bad for Rob (I have a love/hate thing with him atm). OTR cast was scheduled to be at the Le Grand Journal yesterday according to a few rob sites I follow (they have pretty photos of him 😆 ). It’s like he’ll never be able to leave her/twilight shadow, but then again he’s always known was he was getting into, and not to mention that this isn’t fair to the rest of the cast who will be overshadow by these two idiots and twilight. Ok, back to hating him again!!!!!!!

    • Rachel May 23, 2012 at 12:25 pm #

      Robsten at Cannes – how degrading

  31. quiche May 23, 2012 at 12:27 pm #

    Damn! OTR reviews came in. The most scathing one:

    ON THE ROAD (C-): Soulless, like being stuck in a care with beatnik assholes for 2+ hours. Has none of the book’s danger, allure.


    • Rachel May 23, 2012 at 12:36 pm #

      Its going to be a double whammy week for her. But you watch Boob support her. I guarantee he will be there at the premier in some form and that is a fuck u to the nonnies and his fans.

      • Steph May 23, 2012 at 12:42 pm #

        Rache, he’ll be at the after party with all the free beer, just like he was at the SWATH premiere. 😉

  32. Ashley May 23, 2012 at 12:35 pm #

    New Bob quote:

    @ROBsessedBlog: “People Aren’t Thinking Of Me As A Kid Anymore, So I’ve Got To Stop Behaving Like One” – Robert Pattinson

    He may want to look at the immature company he keeps…

    • Rachel May 23, 2012 at 12:38 pm #

      Cant wait to see what she does at the COSMO premier.

    • Steph May 23, 2012 at 12:41 pm #

      LOL! Of course they aren’t looking at him as a kid anymore. They are looking at him as Butch’s bitch! 😉

      • ? May 23, 2012 at 12:51 pm #

        He’s 26… Waaaaaaaaaay past ‘being a kid’.. Keep it real boob, you idiot.

      • Rachel May 23, 2012 at 12:54 pm #

        ? and playing both sides. Robstens will see him supporting her and nonnies will see it as him supporting Tom. Lots of twirling on both sides.

  33. Ali May 23, 2012 at 12:41 pm #

    So apparently Rob is at the OTR premiere. I wanted to hate him for slapping his fans on the face with being anywhere near that premiere but then I remembered his Tom is part of the cast…

      • Steph May 23, 2012 at 12:53 pm #

        And I see Nasty Nick is there on the red carpet with him so the Nonnies are going to say it’s all work. While the sheep wet their pants over the fact that she’s there with Butch! Way to keep both sides of the fandom happy, Bob!

    • click May 23, 2012 at 12:45 pm #

      He is supporting his boyfriend while playing Butch’s f-cking boyfriend.

      • Rachel May 23, 2012 at 12:47 pm #

        PML Click this is why I love you!

      • Ali May 23, 2012 at 12:49 pm #


      • click May 23, 2012 at 12:50 pm #

        I’m starting to respect his nonchalant ways of always being there with Tom while managing to do the least required to make the sheep wet themselves simply by being in the same town or here on the red carpet as the Owner of his Balls.

      • LIza May 23, 2012 at 12:53 pm #

        He’s basically painted as her bitch.

      • ? May 23, 2012 at 1:03 pm #

        Painted with his own brush, by his own hand

    • ? May 23, 2012 at 12:53 pm #

      Bottom line… He walked the red carpet.. That was for k people..plain and simple… Whatever double meaning is totally irrelevant IMHO and something we can joke about..
      But at the end of the day.. This was about he and k.

      • Rachel May 23, 2012 at 12:55 pm #

        I agree ? and those who don’t want to see that will say its about supporting Tom 🙄 Tom has always been the excuse.

      • Ashley May 23, 2012 at 12:58 pm #

        You’re right… A Nonnie tweet

        The sheep can argue K all they want. I’ll fight back with Tom.

      • Rachel May 23, 2012 at 12:59 pm #

        🙄 really

      • ? May 23, 2012 at 1:01 pm #

        Totally agree Rachel..
        We said they would need to up it.. And they have .. We’ve said engagement.. And I think we are there.. We’ve had the ‘announcement’ k style.. The Paris adventure, the epic ring reference and now, boob on her red carpet.. Pun whatever you will.. This is it ladies.. The dots are there.. After all to quote k quoting us.. “it’s so obvious”..
        Obviously pr exploiting almost to the max.. Let’s see how far they will take it.. I predict a photographed kiss very soon..

      • goodfangonebad May 23, 2012 at 1:15 pm #

        The fighting among those fans are ridiculous. Pattinson is not your family or someone that worth enough to waste your time for defending him.

  34. goodfangonebad May 23, 2012 at 12:58 pm #

    Oh my God… This whole circus. I’m just sitting here & shaking my head & laughing. Combined. Just enjoy the show ladies! 😀

  35. Ali May 23, 2012 at 1:01 pm #

    I always read about these things after the fact and I never get to see how the drama happens. This is my first time actually paying attention and omg people on tumblr are going nuts, I feel the need to get some popcorn and watch all of this craziness while I laugh at how invested some people are in the life of strangers. This is so much better than spanish novelas (soap operas)

    • click May 23, 2012 at 1:05 pm #

      At least there’s passion in spanish telenovelas. These two aren’t good for community theater.

      • Ali May 23, 2012 at 1:08 pm #

        That’s for sure. Those two aren’t good for anything more than famewhoring, and even with that they are so predictable that they fail.

  36. ? May 23, 2012 at 1:01 pm #


  37. OnTheFence May 23, 2012 at 1:03 pm #

    No ..he didn’t ..alone She is with the whole cast!

    • Steph May 23, 2012 at 1:04 pm #

      Is there any pics yet of her latest street hooker dress? You just know she’ll be wearing one? And did Mama Shrew walk the carpet for her daughter?

  38. LIza May 23, 2012 at 1:10 pm #

    Her cannes red-carpet look.

    • Steph May 23, 2012 at 1:15 pm #

      You can just imagine Sienna Miller thinking that she needs to get her skanky hands off TomStu or else he won’t be able to change the baby when it’s born! They wouldn’t want to risk the new born catching something from her unwashed flesh!

      Oh, and she just doesn’t have the figure to carry off a dress like that.

      • LIza May 23, 2012 at 1:18 pm #

        Another one.

      • Diana May 23, 2012 at 1:27 pm #

        Of course she’s wearing a dress that’s slit to her ass. I wonder if they put any cellulite cream on her muscle-free thighs? Yeah, I just threw up a little. And FFS does she have to wear open toed shoes? We already know she can’t pay anyone enough to wash those dirty little piggies of hers!

        I must say, Tom is looking sickly these days. I wonder if he consumes as much ‘powdered donuts” as Booby does? Or maybe he and Bob just had a long night? They all look like shit, except for GH. He’s looking yummy as usual. imo

    • dellacullen May 23, 2012 at 4:54 pm #


    • Kell May 23, 2012 at 5:28 pm #

      Hahaha of courseeeee she’s latched to Tom… Everyone will start to say oooo that’s cuz their friends or he’s Robs friend…..but whats cracking me up is how close she is to him n never like that with R annnnnd the guy tryin to put his arm around her for the pic…haha bet he felt kinda dumb after

    • Daphne, My Darling May 23, 2012 at 5:38 pm #

      She looks very stuck-up in all the photos I’ve seen of her today. Very confident that she looks good, and that she’s a great actress in a great movies. Puhleeeeaaasse. She looks like trash in a dress, her hair is the same as it always is, she’s plain to begin with, her acting sucks, and this movie is probably mediocre at best.

  39. LIza May 23, 2012 at 1:23 pm #

    They go around the internet looking for every site to defend the honor of two actors who never cared, and never will care about them. It doesn’t make any sense.

    • goodfangonebad May 23, 2012 at 1:33 pm #

      Two crappy actors

  40. OnTheFence May 23, 2012 at 1:31 pm #

    Whole cast!

    • Steph May 23, 2012 at 1:34 pm #

      Oh my! GH looks good, and I’m sure Lisa will agree with me when she sees that pic! And KD looks nice in her dress unlike Butch who just doesn’t have the figure.

    • Ali May 23, 2012 at 1:38 pm #

      Does she have something against brushes? Has a brush ever harmed her in anyway? Why can’t she brush that damn hair!! and what’s up with that awkward pose? As for Kirsten Dunst she looks beautiful.

    • Ashley May 23, 2012 at 1:39 pm #

      Lol look at bitch trying to turn so everyone sees the slit and her nasty pale chicken legs

      • ? May 23, 2012 at 1:40 pm #

        Her salute to Angelina Jolie and hoping she goes viral as well..
        Do you think she will?

      • Daphne, My Darling May 23, 2012 at 5:40 pm #

        Yup, she’s pretty obvious. She probably has no idea just how obvious she is.

    • Lisa May 23, 2012 at 4:04 pm #

      OMG Garrett is HOT!!!!!

  41. LIza May 23, 2012 at 1:35 pm #

    RT @AlineiTeston: The journalist said “Rob was thr, we know now it’s official, he is dating Kristen” he asked him abt being thr 2nite 4 her


    RT @SplashNews: Stay tuned for pics of Robert Pattinson nearly falling in the water while getting on a boat leaving Eden Rock!

  42. OnTheFence May 23, 2012 at 1:39 pm #

    Here is a video of the cast coming into the theater. Rob is on the left..she doesn’t even look at him! WHAT A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!! It just burns my ass the way she treats people!!!
    I hope it works for you!!

    • ? May 23, 2012 at 1:43 pm #

      Boob’s choice to play..

    • ? May 23, 2012 at 2:01 pm #

      except tommy boy.. i noticed big red wouldn’t even touch her in the group shot.. although i’m sure k had a stipulation that only tommy could touch her.. b/c he is booby’s bff…

    • Steph May 23, 2012 at 2:04 pm #

      Deana, if yuo look closely as the cast go to their seats, Bob is on the HER right hand side as she goes to sit down. So, he’s sat in front of the cast.

    • bev1305 May 23, 2012 at 2:04 pm #

      He’s on our right, looks like him and his buddy had a smile for each other

    • dellacullen May 23, 2012 at 5:02 pm #

      I still didn’t see him but saw her shaking the lice out of her birdsnest she calls hair

      • dellacullen May 23, 2012 at 5:05 pm #

        Ok saw him

    • Kell May 23, 2012 at 5:35 pm #

      Lol seen him the 2nd time watching lol…..looks more like she ignored him…lol and before she walked in she had her arm around Tom lol then let go

  43. Nonnie May 23, 2012 at 1:43 pm #

    EWWWW and wtf is she wearing? LOL the sheep think it’s special that rob showed up. How funny that he shows up on the Cannes red carpet and none of her other ones? and Tom also happens to be in the movie. As for his mom and sis, what do the sheep think Rob is going to do leave them at the Hotel? It’s Cannes for Christ sake! Everyone wants to go walk the red carpet and see the movies. Who is going to go to cannes and miss an opportunity like that.

    • ? May 23, 2012 at 1:45 pm #

      Why for the love of mike do you bring your mommy ands have her walk the carpet unless it is for some sick pr play.. I mean really here people..
      He’s not a kid, remember?
      Enough with mommy and sissy… Good grief..

      • LIza May 23, 2012 at 1:46 pm #

        It is a wonder what money and fame can do to people.

      • Steph May 23, 2012 at 1:52 pm #

        I called his parents out as famewhores when they went to the premiere of BA and he was famewhoring around Paris. Now they have proved me right again!

      • ? May 23, 2012 at 1:55 pm #

        yes you did steph.. and the fact that she pimped out her son for those incredibly ‘lovely’ model shoots as a high school boy is a definite ‘red flag’.. imho of course..

      • Steph May 23, 2012 at 1:58 pm #

        You’re righ, ?. Any mother who uses her son like that is definately going to love all the fame and trappings that come with walking red carpets, especially in Cannes.

      • bev1305 May 23, 2012 at 1:59 pm #
        Please God don’t let this be true, flared nostrils at the ready

      • Steph May 23, 2012 at 2:05 pm #

        WTF? I really hope it’s NOT true! They wouldn’t cast Kellan because of his Twishite connections, so why Bob.

      • bev1305 May 23, 2012 at 2:09 pm #

        Maybe its his acting ability LOL!!!
        I think he’s playing an arrow 😉

      • ? May 23, 2012 at 2:11 pm #

        so why booby’s family to support Tom and not Tom’s own family or his other ‘lover’? it makes no sense to me at all.. none… but who knows.. just another piece that demonstrates for me of what kind of man booby really is..

      • Ali May 23, 2012 at 2:13 pm #

        I was actually wondering why SM wasn’t there. I mean they are so “in love”, expecting a baby and “engaged”. I would be supporting my other half at all times.

      • bev1305 May 23, 2012 at 2:14 pm #

        *HUGS* back D maybe they’re there for him or maybe ? and Steph are right, they’re playing along

    • Nonnie May 23, 2012 at 1:52 pm #

      yeah but Robs mom and sisters never miss a red carpet. They seem to love the red carpets for some reason. They never miss any of Rob’s no matter where in the world it takes place. But i guess once you get a taste of hollywood it can be a little addicting and you want more.

  44. LIza May 23, 2012 at 1:57 pm #

    booby has apparently confirmed another movie with Cronenberg in ‘Les Inrocks’.

    • LIza May 23, 2012 at 2:07 pm #

      The Hunger Games is the Next big thing. Got to strike while the iron is hot.

      • Ali May 23, 2012 at 2:10 pm #

        Wasn’t the rumors of him playing Finnick an April’s Fools joke? My niece will be pissed if he plays in THG, she hates Twilight with a passion 😆

  45. D'eanna May 23, 2012 at 2:04 pm #

    I have a hard time keeping track of the players in this thing, but someone just tweeted that she wished someone would do something with her hair and I suggested setting it on fire. I think the tweet is gone now. LOL I’m having a heck of a time here, trying to keep up with all of this and look like I’m working. 😳

    • Nonnie May 23, 2012 at 2:15 pm #

      HA! yeah burning it all off would prob help get the smell out too…..ciggs ans sweat.

  46. LIza May 23, 2012 at 2:11 pm #

    “I bought Les Inrocks, Rob says about the projects:

    He says he’s going to make a movie about The Band, “a wonderful script about songwriting”; a thriller with a beautiful script but without director so far, several French directors are in line for the job. He confirms another film with Cronenberg but doesn’t know when shooting will start, it will be Cronenberg’s first American movie, and should be very strange. “

  47. Steph May 23, 2012 at 2:42 pm #

    PML! Deana, we ALWAYS call it way before it happens! It must be those special crystal balls we use! 😉

    Not sure where mama Stewpid is, considering how proud of her daughter she was yesterday. Maybe they had an argument about who got to wear the trousers and look like the boy!

    • D'eanna May 23, 2012 at 2:52 pm #

      Or – shock of all shocks – she might be disgusted with her daughters behavior! LOL
      Nahhh…that would be too much like right.

  48. Terri May 23, 2012 at 2:49 pm #

    Oh Yes..being a Mom I could see how KS would make a Mom “proud”. *barf* Nice pic, typical and too cool for her own good. Perhaps she should point that finger to her PR team so they will stop tipping off the paps that are simply doing their job and making her remain relevant. How many ways can you spell UNGRATEFUL.

    • Steph May 23, 2012 at 3:01 pm #

      Now Terri,you know she has those paps on her speed dial! She just calls them so she can claim they invade her privacy!

    • Steph May 23, 2012 at 3:03 pm #

      OMG!! Deana, I am peeing myself at that one!

  49. Ali May 23, 2012 at 3:04 pm #

    I’m amazed that Rob managed to find the VIP exit this time 😆

  50. youvegottobekiddingme1 May 23, 2012 at 3:09 pm #

    I’ve been reading your blog for a while now but figured I’d finally join in after seeing the ultimate fuckery going on in Cannes. I cannot believe how far this PR crap has gone. SMDH!

    • youvegottobekiddingme1 May 23, 2012 at 3:20 pm #

      Thank you!!!! I’m just still in disbelief that the famewhoring has gotten this bad.

    • Ali May 23, 2012 at 3:26 pm #

      Welcome and I agree. I was really pulling for Rob specially after that magazine interview (the one honoring DC work). I thought he was finally getting serious about his work and public image. Then we got the “fucking boyfriend” thing, the birthday dinner and the SWATH after party and I was like f*ck this shit!!

      • Ashley May 23, 2012 at 3:30 pm #

        Wow so do we have a lot of Nonnies here no longer supporting and/or making excuses for him? must be dead these days ha

    • youvegottobekiddingme1 May 23, 2012 at 3:34 pm #

      Well and now there’s a new Vanity Fair Italy article where he actually acknowledges his “girlfriend” I couldn’t do the link so I’ve copied and pasted the article. Read it and laugh.

      He likes to think he’s cynical like the character he plays in Cosmopolis, his new movie competing at Cannes, “but actually I’m a naïve person”. He has a clear mind on everything else, though: on his job “I know I’m a privileged person”, on money “it’s better to spend somebody else’s”, and love. Are you listening, Kristen?

      Men in suits, bodyguards with their earpieces and mirrored sunglasses. The sky above Manhattan is a grey blanket which, within the two-hour running time of Cosmopolis, will turn more and more black.
      Eric Parker, a golden 28-year-old billionaire of the financial world, gets into a limousine, and his driver, a taut-faced who reminds of Russian secret service men, informs him of the traffic jam due to the visit of the President of the United States. But he doesn’t care: he just needs a good haircut now, and the only barber able to please him is on the other side of the town.
      That’s how Eric’s trip through New York and among his ghosts starts, while the global capitalism outside is about to be subverted by a people’s revolution and a killer, who somewhere can’t wait to finish him off. The most mind-blowing 24 hours of his life, broken up by women with whom he has casual sex, a doctor who daily appeases his obsession with disease, a cold and distant wife, and protesters who wave rats.
      The adaptation to the big screen of Don DeLillo’s most visionary novel – written in 2001 and prophesying the Occupy Wall Street protests and everything we are living, was an impossible mission that only a brave director like David Cronenberg could achieve. And only a brave director like David Cronenberg could think of casting Robert Pattinson as the leading role.
      It’s true that Pattinson isn’t only Twilight, the saga that will come to an end on November 14th with Breaking Dawn Part 1. Between an episode and the other, he starred in Remember me, Water For Elephants and Bel Ami. But it’s obvious that a character like this can make the difference for him, between keeping holding onto Edward Cullen’s canines and becoming an A-list actor.
      In Cosmopolis, Pattinson still has the pale-white face that made teenagers and women from all over the world fall in love with him, though the romantic look has disappeared. We interviewed Robert over the phone from London where he has gone back in the last days, and he sounds so much different from the vampire that made him famous: a young boy’s voice, many laughs, he greets me warmly as if I were a friend “Hey, how are you?”.
      I know his publicist is lying in ambush somewhere near him, ready to drag him away from any question on his love story with Kristen Stewart, the envied Bella who, like in their real life two-year relationship, bewitched him in the story, too. I’d better start with the movie.

      – Do you know why Cronenberg chose you?
      Honestly, I don’t. I’ve never asked it myself. I’m just happy he did.

      – What do you think you have in common with Eric Parker?
      What I’m going to say may sound weird to those who have read the book or will see the movie. Actually, I think Eric still has a glimmer of hope, even though you can’t see it from the outside. A bit like me.

      – Are you a cynic?
      I like to think I am, but actually I’m a naïve person.

      – Parker is someone who can gain or lose tons of money within few seconds. I’ll quote one of your recent statement: “I don’t like spending money. If I found a free house it’d be great”. Were you joking?
      No, why? I don’t mind spending other people’s money at all.

      – Don’ t tell me you’re stingy.
      If I want something I’d rather someone bought it for me.

      – But you are the second highest-paid English actor after Daniel Radcliffe, what do you do with all that money? Investments or real estate?
      First of all, I’m not sure I am the second hishest-paid, even though I have to admit I’d like to. I know nothing about investments. I’d rather keep my money under the mattress.

      – Are you generous at least?
      I think so.

      – With your girlfriend, too?
      I hope so. But she should confirm it herself.

      – Parker basically lives in his limo. He even has a toilet put in inside. You always travel for work, don’t you feel the need to settle down somewhere?
      Travelling from a state to another is one of the things I love the most about my job. I understand the advantage of having a permanent place, but it’d bore me.

      – You think you are too young to put down roots?
      I think I’m too young to stop for good.

      – How do you see yourself in ten years?
      I hope I’ll still be able to do a creative job and be happy. They may sound banalities, but I’m being honest. I know I’m a privileged person.

      – In Cosmopolis there are explicit sex scenes. Weren’t you embarrassed?
      I felt more embarrassed for the actresses. When a man undresses he may feel stupid, but he has fun after all. I think it’s more problematic for women.

      -Are you more sweet or passionate in real life?
      Passionate, I hope.

      – Your costar in Bel Ami, Christina Ricci, said you are a good kisser. What is the best compliment a woman paid you?
      The most beautiful thing a woman can tell you is that she loves you.

      – So deep down you are a romantic person.
      Well, yeah.

      – Both your movie and your girlfriend Kristen Stewart’s On The Road are in completion at Cannes. Who deserves to win? Bella or Edward?
      The best of course.

      – One of your best friend, the British actor Tom Sturridge, is expecting a baby with Sienna Miller. Would you like to become a dad?
      Of course. Maybe not right now, but yes obviously.

      – Have you and Kristen already made any plan?
      Not yet. We haven’t planned anything.

      – Do you feel ready to move in with her?
      [he hums to hide the embarrassment] I’m ready for everything.

      – You are always far from each other for work. Do you believe in long-distance relationships?
      I really think so.

      I knew his publicist was lying in ambush. He butts in and tells me “You’ve already asked too many personal questions”.

      – You have always played dramatic characters. Wouldn’t you like to do something comical?
      A lot, but it’s really hard to find good scripts. And most of all, it’s really hard to make people laugh. It’s one of the things that more scares people who do my job.

      – If you hadn’t become an actor, what would you have been?
      As I child I would have answered you a pianist, but I think I would have written. I write a lot, whenever I can.

      – Did you meet DeLillo?
      I did, in Cannes. It was such a thrill. I read the extraordinary novel that is Cosmopolis while shooting, but I had already read many other books of his.

      – Do you read a lot?
      Oh yeah.

      – What’s your favourite book?
      Dubliners by James Joyce.

      – What do you think of people from Los Angeles, that is your city now?
      I have to admit it took me a lot to like them, but I like it there now, especially because there’s the ocean. But I miss London, and I’m realizing it now that I’m back.

      – Queen Elizabeth celebrates her 60 years of reign. As a subject, what do you like about her?
      I like her intelligence. She looks like a very smart woman.

      – And what about the Middleton sisters, who do you like more?
      Who do you Italians like more?

      – Probably Kate.
      Then I like her more, too.

      – Do you think that after Cosmopolis, you’ll be able to finally get rid of Edward Cullen?
      I’m okay if people just manage to see this and other movies I’ll make without being influenced by Twilight.

      – Johnny Depp, whom Tim Burton wanted for the role of the vampire in Dark Shadows, said he is the Alpha vampire. Do you have any objections?
      No. Actually he’s really manly.

      – Tell us the truth, do you miss Twilight?
      I finished shooting the last scenes a couple of weeks ago, so it’s still too early. Maybe in a few years. Maybe. ****

      Huge Fucking Eye Roll. Guess he finally came out about her—surprised he didn’t call her his “fucking girlfriend”

    • youvegottobekiddingme1 May 23, 2012 at 3:43 pm #

      IKR? Well he did say that one time during a live interview when they asked where his girlfriend was he said “Yeah, she’s back in L.A.” but this article may just be all part of the calculated plan. Who knows with these two anymore.

    • youvegottobekiddingme1 May 23, 2012 at 3:54 pm #

      Hahahahahahahaha! Well he gives the paps the finger like she does now so I wouldn’t put it past him at this point.

  51. movinon1 May 23, 2012 at 3:18 pm #

    Off topic. I still don’t believe that Tom S is the father of SM baby. I’m holding firm, Bob and Tom are the real bf/gf.

    I’m not surprised by shrews behavior at Cannes. It’s not something we haven’t seem before.

    Classless and ungrateful brat.

  52. Rachel May 23, 2012 at 3:25 pm #

    I am sure this has been lost in translation.

    R Agency
    “Pattinson spokesman confirms US Citizenship.
    In Cannes this evening a source for Rob Pattinson confimed that the 26 year old actor was denouncing his UK citizenship in order to become an American citizen. The source confirmed that the actor, now living in the US, wishes to make the US his permanent place of residency as his work and family are now there.

    • Ashley May 23, 2012 at 3:27 pm #

      Hahahaha! 😉

    • Ali May 23, 2012 at 3:29 pm #

      🙄 I’ll take his British citizenship if he’d like. I’d love to move there!

    • Lena May 23, 2012 at 3:34 pm #

      lol Recently I was wondering when he wants apply for US citizenship and now it´s there.

    • Steph May 23, 2012 at 3:45 pm #

      PML! Nothing would surprise me, Rache. And LA is more than welcome to him and his Butch.

    • youvegottobekiddingme1 May 23, 2012 at 3:49 pm #

      You can have dual British and American citizenship but that sounds like total bs to me

    • Lisa May 23, 2012 at 4:12 pm #


  53. Steph May 23, 2012 at 3:48 pm #

    Way too old to be wet her virginal pants at the thought of 2 people young enough to be her OWN kids, (if she wasn’t still a 40 odd year old virgin living at home with her mother), having wild, rampant sex. IMO, she’s a pervert.

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