Why Did Cronenberg Hire Bob?

29 May

He’s “cheap and available”.

We’re laughing and scratching our heads too, Mr. Stewart. 😆


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108 Responses to “Why Did Cronenberg Hire Bob?”

  1. Ashley May 29, 2012 at 4:53 pm #

    New board

    • Steph May 29, 2012 at 4:54 pm #

      PML! Ash, have I told you recently how much I love you and your sense of humour? 😆

      • Ashley May 29, 2012 at 4:59 pm #

        LOL! I’m just glad you girls get it! 😉

    • Rachel May 29, 2012 at 4:56 pm #

      And he did Twilight. And he has that gorgeous wife of his. 😯

      • Steph May 29, 2012 at 4:58 pm #

        And don’t forget the ever so beautiful MIL, Rache. 😯

    • ? May 29, 2012 at 5:21 pm #


      love the cronenberg quote!! 😆

  2. Famewhore May 29, 2012 at 4:59 pm #

    You forgot the future mother-in-law!. Maybe she can help them both when they finally fall flat on their faces. Seeing she’s so big in HW…..Oh wait ..

    • Rachel May 29, 2012 at 5:03 pm #

      We should get them a matching towel set – his and hers. On no got that wrong hers and hers!

      • Steph May 29, 2012 at 5:05 pm #

        LOL! We could always have them personally made and have Butch and her Bitch stitched on them, Rache. Or maybe Mr and Mrs Stewpid!

  3. alexisis May 29, 2012 at 5:04 pm #

    He believes in fairy tales.

  4. Ali May 29, 2012 at 5:09 pm #

    He got hired cause he’s an amazing talented and serious actor!!! He’s proven himself with all those MTV movie awards popcorn’s 😆

  5. alexisis May 29, 2012 at 5:25 pm #

    As they always seem to be together yet apart,they would make a perfect pair of bookends.

    • movinon1 May 29, 2012 at 5:28 pm #

      😆 …good one 😉

    • Daphne, My Darling May 29, 2012 at 6:19 pm #

      “After working with Joan Jett on “The Runaways” and portraying the musician in the film, KStew said she became “attached” to some of Joan’s traits. For example, when Kristen was promoting “New Moon” at Comic-Con after filming “The Runaways,” she said she was “really happy and excited to be there,” but acted very defensive during interviews. “Joan has this crazy ability to just shut down and look at you like, ‘Well, I’m done now. Later,'” she said. “I’m not like that, but…I was then.”

      Wow, she’s such a great actress, taking on Joan’s bitchy attitude like that. How method of her. NOT. Give me a break. Kristen wasn’t “happy and excited to be there”, she was being herself, through and through. And she behaved as if she was on drugs, which she probably was. Excuses, excuses.

      Btw, great cover. Charlize will always look ten times more beautiful than Kristen. You just can’t hide that fact. 😉

      • Kell May 29, 2012 at 7:30 pm #

        totalllly agree! Charlize will always be more beautiful than Kristen!….I guess im still awed at how many people stick up from her and her bad attitude

      • Rob and Kristen are idiots May 29, 2012 at 8:27 pm #

        This. Bitch.

        She can try and justify her nasty behavior all she wants…… we ain’t buying it.

  6. Deb (seattlechik) May 29, 2012 at 6:05 pm #

    PMSL that.is.all.

  7. Liza May 29, 2012 at 7:34 pm #

    It’s kinda ironic, then — in a way that perhaps we feminists should actually be pleased about — that Snow White and the Huntsman fails, in part, because its Snow White is so badly miscast. Kristen Stewart so far has not demonstrated a wide range as an actor.

    Click for more: http://www.flickfilosopher.com/blog/2012/05/snow_white_and_the_huntsman_re.html#ixzz1wIw3OMqh

    • Ashley May 29, 2012 at 8:07 pm #

      She should play a man. She’d nail it.

      • Lisa May 29, 2012 at 8:11 pm #

        😆 *high five*

    • Lisa May 29, 2012 at 8:07 pm #

      She is taking a big hit for this movie! Many of the critics feel the same. Can someone please stop casting her and ruining movies that some ppl want to see. And then maybe Bob can be honest about her acting. Oh wait that won’t happen he lies all the time!

  8. Lisa May 29, 2012 at 8:20 pm #

    Sienna’s baby shower was Sunday and guess who was not there LOL. Bob was busy but why couldn’t Miss smiles go? she did stop over London on Saturday. Let the excuses begin in 3.2.1………Guess she is not Godmother LMFAO!

    • movinon1 May 29, 2012 at 8:57 pm #

      I wonder if the baby is really Toms.

      • Lisa May 29, 2012 at 9:00 pm #

        Me too……..

      • lowana May 29, 2012 at 9:15 pm #

        Ya, I wonder too. I always wondered if this is also some PR thing too. PR for Rob…..

      • Ali May 29, 2012 at 9:21 pm #

        I think it is….Why would he commit to being the father of a child that’s not his specially in a financial way? Child support among celebrities isn’t cheap, I don’t think he would spend 18 years paying it for a child that isn’t his….Unless they have an agreement in which she would never sue him for child support. Time will tell I suppose.

      • ? May 29, 2012 at 9:59 pm #

        i say.. we will never know.. this sh*t goes on beyond us.. and despite what people think.. only a very few CLOSE group know the real truth.. all other friends know the story that they want told.. its the only way to keep a secret and keep the messaging the way they want it.. and by very few CLOSE.. i mean VERY FEW CLOSE.. nothing extended.. might not even include parents.. just saying..

  9. Lisa May 29, 2012 at 10:02 pm #

    I am surprised MTV who kisses Bob’s ass actually put this out http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1685869/robert-pattinson-cosmopolis-cannes-reviews.jhtml

  10. Lisa May 29, 2012 at 10:11 pm #

    Thank you Baby Jesus http://www.altfg.com/blog/movie/robert-pattinson-finnick-catching-fire/

  11. Lisa May 29, 2012 at 10:16 pm #

    Love how obsessed Bob fans think he got rave reviews but I see more and more of these

    While the film itself, on its surface, is indeed about a stretch limo slowly progressing across a very busy New York City, full of protests and of course plenty of traffic, it’s oddly far too static. It moves along disjointedly, complete with awkward vignette moments rather than flowing scenes with segues, and none of it progresses Pattinson’s character in any way. Instead, we continue to learn more about how hollow and absentminded this guy is, not helped much by Pattinson’s equally wooden and slipshod performance. But maybe that’s just what Pattinson is known for (and kind of good at) and some may enjoy his cold, calculated performance in Cosmopolis, befitting his over-exaggerated celebrity status in the real world. But I did not care for it at all.


    • goodfangonebad May 30, 2012 at 4:06 am #

      Rave reviews? Come on guys, be realistic.

  12. Liza May 29, 2012 at 10:44 pm #

    So Fug, whats the deal with her hands.


    • Ashley May 29, 2012 at 10:58 pm #

      It’s a dude.

      • Lisa May 29, 2012 at 11:10 pm #


      • Ashley May 29, 2012 at 11:36 pm #

        I really hope I get a chance to boo her sometime. 😆

  13. Nonnie May 29, 2012 at 10:46 pm #

    did anyone see what Spew looks like at the L.A Swath premiere? She dressed like a nun again just like she did when she went to that Stella Mccartney show….wtf is wrong with this chick????

    • dellacullen May 30, 2012 at 7:18 am #

      wonder what white trash outfit she changed into after her premier.

  14. Kell May 29, 2012 at 10:57 pm #

    haha…ugh…just…wtf?…that outfit is notttt cute 😦

  15. Liza May 29, 2012 at 11:01 pm #


    Also during around when that clip was filmed, Kristen was still with her boyfriend, Michael Angarano, (Robsten shippers believe she started hooking up with Robert during their relationship).

    And looking at the dates these were taken, April 25th, 2009-Michael and Kristen broke up almost immediately after this, and Kristen and Rob officially became a ‘couple.’

  16. Lisa May 29, 2012 at 11:08 pm #

    Truest statement ever made

    “And today, Robert Pattinson, Stewart’s Twilight costar (and boyfriend), trading in vampire fangs for a plutocrat’s snarl. Not one of the films is worthy of a major film festival or a reviewer’s time. They are here simply for the entertainment news value of celebrities in their 20s ascending the red-carpeted steps to the Grand Palais theater”


    • ? May 30, 2012 at 6:41 am #

      Ouch! But totally articulates my point of view!

  17. Lisa May 30, 2012 at 12:10 am #

    Oh please let it be Garrett….. http://www.eonline.com/news/marc_malkin/catching_fires_finnick_casting_down/319733

  18. OnTheFence May 30, 2012 at 7:10 am #

    Ok…so on MTV’s First Look at SWATH last night..I there is a part where CT is there in video and ask’s them a ?….ya well..you just have to watch…


    • ? May 30, 2012 at 7:46 am #

      So for those that don’t have the desire to watch this drivel with k, let me sum it up..
      K babbles..Charlize sends a video since she isn’t there.. The guy is invisible..
      Charlize invites k to make out with her and k’s response is that Charlize has dropped lots of hints about this and that k has been picking them up..and don’t despair..Joshy, yes booby’s biggest fan, says its ok for the 2 of them to get it on…
      Fair summary?
      K had on her red faux leather jacket from Cannes but managed to cover up her ummmm private parts.. And the crowd was small..

      • ? May 30, 2012 at 7:58 am #

        you know what else i just find so disgusting…

        in that print interview.. k calls her version of snow shite.. joan of arc.. does she have no concept of history at all?? just b/c she has on a COSTUME that resembles a painting of joan of arc.. does not make SNOW WHITE.. joan of arc..
        like our society can be reduced any further to the idiotic lowest common denominator of any slight trace of ‘higher’ intelligence??
        i just can’t anymore..
        oh yeah, i try not to comment on her b/c she is just so… AWFUL all the way around… imho of course…

  19. Liza May 30, 2012 at 9:46 am #


    But are you a confident person…
    Kind of. I’m more confident when everyone hates me.

    At the Cannes Film Festival, critics were divided: hated and loved the movie. Do you really care about reviews?
    I am always surprised. I thought no one would notice the film (laughs). But I like to see such passionate reactions, in any sense whatsoever. And everyone cares about the critics. I care about what everyone says. I care about what girls (fans) outside will tell and maybe they won’t even like it

    • movinon1 May 30, 2012 at 1:10 pm #

      awwwwh Bobby R. you’ve been googling yourself haven’t you?!! You care what we think……really. Well then we think your a joke and so do the critics….got it…good!! Addio Robert 😉

    • Lisa May 30, 2012 at 4:11 pm #

      So basically if he comes here and reads this board he will have an over abundance of confidence 😈

      • Rachel May 30, 2012 at 4:23 pm #

        LMAO – talk about selling out if this is true

        1h Sofie Albrecht‏@sofie_weekend

        A little bird tells me that Robert Pattinson stands a big chance to be Gucci’s next ambassador. We’ll see… #stars&smells

        Expand Reply


      • ? May 30, 2012 at 4:39 pm #

        He needs the money..as someone posted here..he didn’t make the top 100 celeb money list… 🙂

      • Lisa May 30, 2012 at 4:44 pm #


      • Rachel May 30, 2012 at 4:47 pm #

        I wonder if he will look like this

      • ? May 30, 2012 at 4:51 pm #

        Those look like booby’s red pants? Love the crown..

      • Rachel May 30, 2012 at 4:58 pm #

        I just liked the statement 😉

      • ? May 30, 2012 at 5:03 pm #

        You just don’t get booby do you? He works really, really, really hard every day thinking, reading Russian lit and practicing his cello, walking his rent a dog for paps and teaching k how to speak ‘English’ plus being a public spectacle while getting drunk and allowing some of the entourage to take private photos and give to robsten sites..
        And if that wasn’t enough.. He and his staff ‘google’ him every day…
        It’s just too exhausting.. You just don’t understand this poor hunted thing.. *insert TONS of sarcasm*

      • Rachel May 30, 2012 at 5:16 pm #

        PMLFLMAO. I am splitting my sides now! Your right I just do not understand how hard it is . Playing the fandom, disrespecting other actors and directors with the fuckery. Salles comments, Cronenbergs, “cheap and available” because Robsten infects everything he touches.

  20. Daphne, My Darling May 30, 2012 at 12:36 pm #

    “Sadly, Stewart fails to inject any energy into Snow White and she’s mopey and bland as a result, though she does look very fetching in a suit of armour, even if she can’t manage to generate any chemistry with either of her co-stars (poor old K-Stew – another film, another rubbish love triangle).”



    • Lisa May 30, 2012 at 4:10 pm #

      So she would have been better off as “Dopey” one of the dwarfs????? LMAO!!!!

  21. alexisis May 30, 2012 at 1:44 pm #

    She is so much in love with herself and so confident about her acting abilities,that any criticism.of her is just like water off a ducks back.

  22. britgirl May 30, 2012 at 2:05 pm #

    I don’t think K cares what the fans or critics say about her films, as long she’s around people who tell her she’s amazing and brilliant she’ll continue to think she is. She is the proverbial cash cow for those closest to her and hey won’t risk lo out on any and all projects she takes on.

  23. Liza May 30, 2012 at 2:44 pm #

    Jules Stewart ‏@RealJulesStew
    Went to special screening of SWATH last night, the film is awe inspiring and my daughter is absolutely stunning in it.

    • Rachel May 30, 2012 at 3:17 pm #

      Damage control from the booooooooooooooing 😆

      • ? May 30, 2012 at 3:22 pm #

        Yeah, i noticed that this board is the only one talking about the booing! You see, they all believe that if they say it, then it becomes fact. 😆

      • dellacullen May 30, 2012 at 11:10 pm #

        I saw the booing on the rc and on her entrance with the pants that looked like some threw up skittles on tweety – was there something else?

    • Lisa May 30, 2012 at 4:08 pm #

      Yea well the real critics think different and Delooney was butt hurt LMAO

      Josh Dickey‏@Variety_JLD

      Sounding more and more like PROMETHEUS and #SWATH aren’t the revelations we’d hoped. And does anyone think #TDKR really has the goods?

      13h Delaney‏@delaneyg84

      @Variety_JLD Well one thing seems apparent, if you actually do end up liking SWATH you will never admit it.

      13h Josh Dickey‏@Variety_JLD

      @delaneyg84 Not true. Seeing it tomorrow night; been psyched to see it for months. But 1st reviews have been disappointingly middling.

      Hide conversation Reply


  24. ? May 30, 2012 at 2:47 pm #

    K on booby in Cosmo… She is proud of him and said “thank God”…. It was in the same MTV interview referenced above..video…

    • Rachel May 30, 2012 at 3:18 pm #

      Selling it hard

      • ? May 30, 2012 at 3:32 pm #

        Big time.. She even mentioned “God”.. . Just like the article points that I posted the other day! It is really unbelievable..

  25. Em May 30, 2012 at 4:27 pm #

    and just after her lover reveals he’s stopped smoking, spew has also revealed she’s kicked the habit. cue baby rumours 🙄

    • ? May 30, 2012 at 4:37 pm #

      We can only hope to actually see her preg..not the pillow, but actual baby..to ‘go through her hips’… And then once hatched..they can board it with the doggie. 😆

      • dellacullen May 30, 2012 at 11:11 pm #

        please NO

    • Rachel May 30, 2012 at 4:42 pm #

      I saw that Em. Keeping their private life private I see. 🙄 Do you know any other film people that divulge this stuff. Can you imagine George Clooney saying, ” hey guys just had some chronic irrigation, so I might be a bit gassy” Pleaseeeeeeeee. Private my ass. Its all about keeping themselves in the media, to make themselves relevant as their “craft” can’t do it for them.

      • Lisa May 30, 2012 at 4:49 pm #

        TMI LOL well I saw on twitter today that Bob said the one thing that annoys him that reporters ask him is when he will marry the bitch 😯 I am waiting for video LOL and for the record they said her name 😆 My advise to Bob would be to STFU and own it or stop whining….

      • ? May 30, 2012 at 4:53 pm #

        Seriously? After all of these games.. He finds it annoying? What a joke… If you play with fire, you will get burned.. It’s not if, it’s when..

      • Rachel May 30, 2012 at 4:53 pm #

        OMG 😆 Here’s your first clue Sherlock………because that is what you are selling. You have lost your own identity and are her Edward, and all for money.

      • ? May 30, 2012 at 4:57 pm #

        Oh wait.. I meant to say.. “that’s ridiculous’.. ‘my
        Iife is not a template’… (include diva foot stomp and crumpled fingers thru dirty hair while spitting out new found toothpick)..

        Gosh, guess he finally heard that smoking gives wrinkles.. 🙂

      • Lisa May 30, 2012 at 4:58 pm #

        IKR i was shocked, he googles himself 😆 so he knows this!!!

      • Rachel May 30, 2012 at 5:00 pm #

        LMAO I know, like it was ever about babies. Vanity wins.

      • movinon1 May 30, 2012 at 5:02 pm #

        Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free….isn’t that what bob is all about the free stuff….ummm

    • movinon1 May 30, 2012 at 4:43 pm #

      Ooooo the “Golden Child” can’t wait LMAO!!!

    • Steph May 30, 2012 at 5:13 pm #

      Evening Ladies!

      WOW! So they’ve given up smoking and now we’ll get the baby rumours to tie in with BD2 and the birth of the monster child. Well, I hoep he HAS knocked up Butch because then he’ll be tied to her for the rest of his life. And we all know they deserve each other. Problem is, I’d actually feel sorry for the baby having to have those 2 for it’s parents. I wouldn’t wish that on any innoent child. 😦

      • movinon1 May 30, 2012 at 5:17 pm #

        Yep it’s the kids who suffer because of the ignorant parents 😦

      • Rachel May 30, 2012 at 5:17 pm #

        Sad but true. You have to be selfless not selfish

  26. Ali May 30, 2012 at 4:38 pm #

    Off topic, but I wanted to share. I have cleaned all my bookmarks and twitter followers from anything Rob. I feel liberated 😆

    • Lisa May 30, 2012 at 4:47 pm #

      Awesome like a breath of fresh air right????

      • Rachel May 30, 2012 at 4:48 pm #

        Way to go Ali

    • ? May 30, 2012 at 4:49 pm #

      good for you!

    • Lena May 30, 2012 at 5:13 pm #

      lol Did you have many of them? You should have sold them to some new fan. It’s like a database. Somebody who’s not all familiar with the Internet could buy it!

      Now you should hope you won’t get to sit next to him on a plane on something. Can’t you imagine the irony if it happened once you became an anti-fan?

      • ? May 30, 2012 at 5:17 pm #

        Just as long as she doesn’t touch her phone.. Otherwise, we’ll all read about it on the evening news.. “Irrational beatnik goes crazy on woman for shutting off her phone on airplane..film at 11..”.

      • Steph May 30, 2012 at 5:22 pm #

        Ewww, just image being stuck next to either of them on a plane for 12 hours with their body odour!

      • Ali May 30, 2012 at 5:22 pm #

        I had a bunch of them, I was such a huge a fan in such a short time. If I ever sat next to him on a plane, I’d end up arrested for punching him in the face or for yelling at him for the horrible game he plays with his fans. I can picture it already “Fan arrested at airport for snapping and punching Twilight actor Robert Pattinson who’s dating his co-star Kristen Stewart” 😆

        I just realized he will forever be referred as “Twilight actor” and “Kristen Stewart’s boyfriend”. What a sad thing 😆

      • movinon1 May 30, 2012 at 5:26 pm #

        Great comment Ali *two thumbs up* if you need bail money give me a call 😆

      • Lena May 30, 2012 at 6:46 pm #

        lol He would keep falling asleep on your shoulder and you would have to keep pushing him away. He’d be like “I’m tired. Let me sleep woman!” If you are superstitious it’s better to avoid traveling with him in the near future though. He’s going to be 27. A critical age for a famous guy since 27 Club is open.

  27. Daphne, My Darling May 30, 2012 at 8:37 pm #

    Even some of the positive reviews say Kristen is a weak point. Although this one is still too kind to her.

    “I’m a fan of Stewart’s, generally speaking, and will irritatingly add that I always think of her, first and foremost, as “that girl from ‘Adventureland.’” She badly needs to get out of the business of playing storybook virginal princess types, however, and I hope she and the people around her have enough sense not to let Bella define the rest of her career. (I haven’t seen “On the Road” yet; maybe that will help.) She cuts a fetching line in both gowns and suits of armor, but this Snow White — who is sometimes Bilbo Baggins (and sometimes his Ring), sometimes Luke Skywalker, sometimes Joan of Arc and sometimes Henry V — calls for both broad hambone instincts and a natural aristocratic bearing. Stewart possesses neither, looking and acting rather too much like a standoffish American girl faking a posh accent.”


    She’s a bad actress, period. I’ve seen her “best” performances and they never swayed me to believe she’s a talented actress.

  28. Lisa May 30, 2012 at 8:46 pm #

    Keep yourself associated with E and B Bob it is doing wonders:

    It’s interesting to note that coincidences abound for the darlings of the Twilight saga, the on and off-screen couple Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. Both are making their screen debuts in films chosen for the main competition in Cannes. (Stewart plays the female lead in On the Road.) They portray characters who are stuck in cars that go nowhere, appearing in adaptations of literary works that do not translate well to film. Lastly, both movies reference Marcel Proust.

    Gee … maybe some auteur wants to make a third lifeless film about that

  29. Lisa May 30, 2012 at 9:00 pm #

    A lot are saying the same thing that it is too talky and boring for the first 45 minutes umm that is like half the film. This guy was funny though

    You see, I have a feeling COSMOPOLIS is going to have a lot of fans, even if I’m not one. It’s not that I thought it was an awful film, but it’s just far too talky, dull and pretentious to really work for me as anything other than a bore. As a book- I’m sure Don DeLillo’s novel was thought-provoking. As a film, it borders on excruciating. Cronenberg seems to have instructed all of his actors to perform in a strangely passive, vacant way, and Pattinson- who’s often been accused of this before, fits right in in this regard. But damn if he’s not dull, dull, DULL.


    • Liza May 30, 2012 at 9:21 pm #

      “Cronenberg seems to have instructed all of his actors to perform in a strangely passive, vacant way, and Pattinson- who’s often been accused of this before, fits right in in this regard. But damn if he’s not dull, dull, DULL.”

      When is he going to realize that he cannot act? And get some lesson?

      • Lisa May 30, 2012 at 10:45 pm #

        LOL Eric Packer was just a dead human rather than dead vampire not much difference. Dead behind the eyes, nostrils flaring, stares really hard and talks all the time BINGO!

  30. kell May 30, 2012 at 10:18 pm #


    Apparently that hat is her new thing?….and that damn coat

    • Nonnie May 30, 2012 at 10:26 pm #

      Yuck she landed 5 minutes away from my house….I was wondering why it was so smelly outside, at first i thought it was the bay over here since it’s humid…guess it’s really cause KSpew is in town.

    • dellacullen May 30, 2012 at 11:00 pm #

      what hat? It looks like part of her fkng hair! And OMG she’s wearing a shirt that fits and isn’t full of holes – she must have made a Walmart run

      • kell May 31, 2012 at 12:03 am #

        Hahaha…thats one of the first things i thought…wow no holes and its not tied! Lol Nonnie!….kinda of glad I live somewhere they dont come close to…any celeb…close to chicago but celebs hardly go there!

    • ? May 31, 2012 at 7:03 am #

      I find hats and faux leather coats in NYC this week just so… Not.. Check weather!

  31. Ali May 30, 2012 at 10:40 pm #

    Awww Robsten won’t get to see their favorite couple kiss for Best Kiss (if they win) cause Rob won’t be there.


    • Lisa May 30, 2012 at 10:46 pm #

      LMAO now I will watch it because we will get a hot passionate kiss from hopefully Jen and Josh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Lisa May 30, 2012 at 10:47 pm #

      I am sure Bob is very sad that he can’t finally tongue the love of his life this year, maybe we will get a video hehehehehe of the awkward couple!

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