Butch Comes Clean…

5 Jun

She’s dirty? 😯

“I have been criticized a lot for not looking perfect in every photograph,” Kristen Stewart tells Vanity Fair contributing editor Ingrid Sischy in July’s cover story. “I get some serious shit about it. I’m not embarrassed about it. I’m proud of it. If I took perfect pictures all the time, the people standing in the room with me, or on the carpet, would think, What an actress! What a faker! That thought embarrasses me so much that I look like shit in half my photos, and I don’t give a fuck. What matters to me is that the people in the room leave and say, ‘She was cool. She had a good time. She was honest.’ I don’t care about the voracious, starving shit eaters who want to turn truth into shit. Not that you can say that in Vanity Fair!”

Shut up, Boob. 🙄

On top of battling personal reluctance, Stewart also struggles with the public’s preconceived notions about her personality. “People have decided how they are going to perceive her,” Robert Pattinson tells V.F. of Stewart. “No matter how many times she smiles, they’ll put in the one picture where she’s not smiling.”

She’s a pothead? 😯

“You can Google my name and one of the first things that comes up is images of me sitting on my front porch smoking a pipe with my ex-boyfriend and my dog. It was [taken] the day the movie came out. I was no one. I was a kid. I had just turned 18. In [the tabloids] the next day it was like I was a delinquent slimy idiot, whereas I’m kind of a weirdo, creative Valley Girl who smokes pot. Big deal. But that changed my daily life instantly. I didn’t go out in my underwear anymore.”

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98 Responses to “Butch Comes Clean…”

  1. Ashley June 5, 2012 at 9:35 am #

    New board

    • Diana June 5, 2012 at 10:04 am #

      She can still smoke all the weed she wants. Doing it on the front porch was a stupid move, for anybody, not just big stars.

      The part of that article that drew my attention was where she tried to explain away her dirtiness. We are to believe that she pretty much purposely goes around dirty, apparently to red carpet events and photo shoots also, and she does it to appear real. She doesn’t want us to believe that she’s fake.

      Does the bitch understand the meaning of the word ACTOR? We KNOW she’s fake, we expect it even. There are real things that actors can do, to show the world their humanity. I don’t see Shrew doing any kind of charity, no public speaking for equal rights, no public work for/with children, and thankfully no involvement in politics. What I see is a lazy, dirty little druggie, making excuses to cover her smelly ass.

  2. Deb (seattlechik) June 5, 2012 at 10:33 am #

    Gotta love how fucking boyfriend rides to the rescue again, to prove her fierce realness and love of fashion. Give me a break please.

    And while we’re on the topic of fakeness, how about that cover? Photoshop those “boobs” much Butch? Nothing says real like fake tits. Or a fake BF or a fake career. The only thing real is the millions of $$ this no-talent twat has managed to rake in while laughing all the way to the bank — and to her pot dealer.

  3. alexisis June 5, 2012 at 10:45 am #

    Straight from the horses mouth then,she googles.herself you know.l always thought she was a cat person ..

    • Rachel June 5, 2012 at 11:09 am #

      This interview just illustrates the fear they quite rightly should have. They are both going to disappear and so all this over confidence, fuck you atitude and defending of her falls on deaf ears. No one is buying any of it. Instead they are mocking and Mr Stewart they are mocking you the most; pathetic

      • Lisa June 5, 2012 at 12:37 pm #

        Amen sister he should just STFU and STFD did he notice the crowds around him are getting smaller. Yea keep riding to the rescue to justify her rude, obnoxious, bratty, disgudting self see where that gets you…..fans have had enough of the both of you!

    • dellacullen June 7, 2012 at 7:11 am #

      well a cat IS a pussy remember!

  4. alexisis June 5, 2012 at 11:22 am #

    He can’t or won’t see it. He needs to remove his blinkers.

    • Lisa June 5, 2012 at 12:38 pm #

      He needs to remove his head from her ass!

      • Daphne, My Darling June 5, 2012 at 3:24 pm #

        Bad image there. 😮

  5. Liza June 5, 2012 at 11:54 am #

    For someone who claims she doesn’t care, she sure seems to know exactly what everyone is saying about her.

    • Acer June 5, 2012 at 6:28 pm #

      Absolutely. She’s a hypocrite.

  6. movinon1 June 5, 2012 at 12:09 pm #

    Shes a supreme twat and her english boyfriend is a supreme dick. They belong together!!!

    • Lisa June 5, 2012 at 12:41 pm #

      I believe this too no other self respected person be it actress/actor or normal everyday person would date either one of them……..

  7. britgirl June 5, 2012 at 12:14 pm #

    What the hell is wrong with thois girl!! Who the hell is proud of being a pot smoking, dirty, greasy haired bitch. Sorry! But if I was in a room with someone like that I sure as hell wouldn’t be saying how cool and fun she was. I’d be saying couldn’t the dirty bitch jump in the shower and was her god damn hair for once. Egh! Imagine the smell. How Rob can stand to be near her is beyond me now, the smell and her attitude is enough to put anyone off kissing her. And who goes out in their underwear?? WTF! She has some serious issues and doesn’t care who knows.

    • Acer June 5, 2012 at 6:30 pm #

      @britgirl: Yes but if he smells and he’s drunk and/or high half the time, and he’s immature….then….yeah….I can see him hangin’ around her.

  8. alexisis June 5, 2012 at 12:34 pm #

    She’s been pampered and spoilt all her life,she believes too much in her own hype As for him it’s” l love me” who do you love..

  9. Steph June 5, 2012 at 12:38 pm #

    Good afternoon Ladies!!

    WOW! What can i say? I’ve never known anyone to be so proud of the fact that they are dirty, go out in their underwear or smoke pot the way she is. She is a fucking stupid little bitch, who really does need to be knocked off that crazy fucking pedestal that she’s put herself on. And as for Bob, he should just STFU, because everytime he opens his mouth, you see how “special” he is.

    • Acer June 5, 2012 at 6:34 pm #

      @Steph: “I’ve never known anyone to be so proud of the fact that they are dirty, go out in their underwear or smoke pot the way she is.”
      ____________________________
      Yeah, I have and it’s usually somebody’s rich kid who has contributed NOTHING to society and possesses ZERO self-awareness because they’re self-centered. So a person like this has a take on life that is superficial, shallow, and worthless.

  10. Lisa June 5, 2012 at 12:39 pm #

    This says it all google that bitch!

    Aw bless, celebrity brat Kristen Stewart sits around at home picking her nose, avoiding the shower and googling herself.

    The self-obsessed 22 year-old tells July’s Vanity Fair: “I have been criticized a lot for not looking perfect in every photograph,” she sulks. “I get some serious shit about it. I’m not embarrassed about it. I’m proud of it.”

    The thing is K-Spew, you don’t get sh-t for not looking perfect, you get it for acting like a spoiled ungrateful brat who thinks she’s above it all, despite banking the cheques for gigs like being the face of Balenciaga perfume.

    And, rather than discuss politics or literature and art, the Hollywood tw@t continues: “If I took perfect pictures all the time, the people standing in the room with me, or on the carpet, would think, What an actress! What a faker! That thought embarrasses me so much that I look like shit in half my photos, and I don’t give a fuck. What matters to me is that the people in the room leave and say, ‘She was cool. She had a good time. She was honest.’”

    The people in the room aren’t thinking about you Gollum, they’re thinking about themselves, or their kids or the state of the economy, not that you have to worry about that. They expect you to at least make an effort in photos and when you stand there looking like you just caught a gust of cat sh-t wafting towards you – like everyone else – they roll their eyes and think what an utter dick you are.

    You’re an actress, muthaf-cker- ACT!

    And still she rants on: “I don’t care about the voracious, starving shit eaters who want to turn truth into shit.”

    Methinks the child doth protest too much m’Lord. She cares so much it pains her.

    Kristen’s a pretty girl but that won’t last forever. She’s not the best actress and there’s plenty of other far more talented ones who would gladly take her place and look good when they’re doing publicity (a crucial part of any film).

    She’s a classic example of Hollywood nepotism and who you know – her parents are both in the industry and have been angling roles for her since she was a small kid. She got the On The Road role when she was sixteen, don’t tell me that was based on her talent. She just looks right is all.

    That only takes you so far though. I can’t wait until the roles she goes after are snapped up by other people and bloggers stop writing about her and paps stop trailing her.

    Because right then is when a wave of regret will set in and she might just might finally grow up.

    • Steph June 5, 2012 at 12:42 pm #

      HOLY FUCK! Where did you find that, Lisa? Whoever wrote that needs a medal. It was all perfectly said. Love it! 😆

      • Lisa June 5, 2012 at 1:04 pm #

        Righ here love and the comments are priceless http://www.bohomoth.com/?p=7329

      • Steph June 5, 2012 at 1:19 pm #

        LOL! I love those comments, but I DID notice that one crazy fangirl managed to try and take over the comments. Love how another poster was able to point out the flaws in their argument.

  11. kell June 5, 2012 at 12:42 pm #

    Looook shes got boobs again!…lmao…do the magazine ppl realllly think we don’t know when something added?….you can look at the cover of it and she has no boobs….then in that one….presto! boobs!

    • Steph June 5, 2012 at 12:46 pm #

      They probably used Bob’s balls to pad out her basque. But then again, probably not because he never had balls that big. 😉

      • kell June 5, 2012 at 1:03 pm #

        Hahahahahah….yesss def didnt use his balls….nothing there….it is kind of funny that they think they can add or decrease her like we wont notice

      • Rachel June 5, 2012 at 1:07 pm #

        LMAO girls but she is so honest. Yeah right both are famewhoring liars.

      • Steph June 5, 2012 at 1:22 pm #

        Talking of (fame)whores. Did any of you notice in one of thse 2 youtube vids on the other board, (where Bob was probably drunk), he said that DC was the director and that he, (Bob), was just a WHORE! Glad to see that he’s finally realised what he is, even if only partly. HEY BOB! You for got the “fame” part of the whoring! 😆

      • ? June 5, 2012 at 2:05 pm #

        steph,

        i loved those videos.. it shows you exactly what booby is… a booby.. and sarah wasn’t even sitting beside him.. she’s probably had enough.. cron had to cover for him… but we all know that for booby’s fans… its the form over the substance… just show what’s left of your ‘pretty face’.. and stfu.. because beyond that.. no one really cares….

      • Steph June 5, 2012 at 2:16 pm #

        She’s probably bored with all the bullshit that comes out of his mouth every time he opens it. And yeah, once again, someone has to come to Bob’s rescue because he’s either drunk and/or high. 🙄

      • kell June 5, 2012 at 2:47 pm #

        Wonderrrrr if K’s crazies have gotten to her though too! I mean most of it is probably Bob and all his shit but I wonder if K’s Crazies got to her or Scummit….and told her to lay back(hahahah)…sorry this cold medicine is kicking in….

      • Acer June 5, 2012 at 6:36 pm #

        @Steph: Stoppppppp!!!! Haaaaa!! LOL….

    • dellacullen June 5, 2012 at 9:22 pm #

      it’s called falsies!
      I notice in the first Twi it looked like she had boobs then in NM she was flatchested – especially when she ran toward him outside Volterra

  12. Liza June 5, 2012 at 1:21 pm #

    More VF
    On getting scolded for off-screen antics with Robert Pattinson:
    “Me and Rob got into a lot of trouble. We were getting notes from the studio. They wanted me to smile all the time. They wanted Rob to be not so brooding. We were like, ‘No! You need to brood your a– off.’”

    On the fandemonium that exists around her everywhere she goes: “It’s not the fans that are scary. Each one of them is different. But large groups of people are scary — there’s no individual there.

    Robert Pattinson on Stewart’s passion for fashion: “I never saw that coming.”

    “The perception of her is that she’s ‘awkward,’” Rob admits. “But it’s funny knowing her. It’s the absolute opposite of what people think. She’s insanely confident.”

    • ? June 5, 2012 at 2:04 pm #

      oh good grief… just can’t…

      • Acer June 5, 2012 at 6:37 pm #

        @?: Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!! LOLLLLLL!!!!!

    • ? June 5, 2012 at 2:14 pm #

      Also, he seemedto contradict her statement about shy and follower… Although I think his quote is really old?

    • Lisa June 5, 2012 at 2:14 pm #

      Wait isn’t he dating her LMAO do they not talk? Like wouldn’t she have said “hey fucking boyfriend I am now into fashion and going to famewhore for a brand perfume and some fashion” guess they are private even in their relay LMAO!

  13. onanaano June 5, 2012 at 1:44 pm #

    If you want to be an actress: GO do your role, BACK home, and DON”T go to: fashion shows, don’t do photo shoots, don’t give an interviews , don’t be face of same fashion house, if you hate smile on the red carpet, DO not go on the red carpet, be invisible and DO what you like- acting, and if you HAVE a talent, you would not need advertisement, you will get roles.
    I can’t remember then the last time I saw Helena Bonham Carter on magazine cover, but she have few Oscars nominations and many other awards..or Haley Joel Osment, he is getting roles, he was nominated for Oscar, and I never saw him on magazine cover..
    All actors have haters or whatever they call. But if you she needs to defend herself so often I think she has A LOT of haters…

  14. Ali June 5, 2012 at 2:12 pm #

    Dear Kristen, if you ever read this…Please go f*ck yourself and take your dirtiness and f*cking boyfriend to an isolated island. Thanks

    I have never wanted to punch someone in the face so much like I do her

    • Lisa June 5, 2012 at 2:17 pm #

      😆 😆 😆 Bob looks so stupid in this interview he must think the general public are blind like him. Ummm no Bob we see what is right in front of us a immature, nasty, non bath taking, bratty, ungrateful twat that can’t act her way out of a paper bag!

      • Steph June 5, 2012 at 2:22 pm #

        LMFAO! Tell us how you really feel, Lisa. Don’t hold it in, girlie! 😆

      • ? June 5, 2012 at 2:25 pm #

        Hey Lisa, you describing k or booby? Sounds like it could be either one 😆

      • Lisa June 5, 2012 at 2:28 pm #

        Well considering he wants to be tied to the twat I say BOTH!!! 😆 LOL Steph when have you known me to hold back heheheehe

      • Steph June 5, 2012 at 2:33 pm #

        PML! You never hold back, Lisa, and that’s why I love all the girls.

      • movinon1 June 5, 2012 at 2:44 pm #

        *high five* girl, you know your right 😆

      • Lisa June 5, 2012 at 2:53 pm #

        Me too Steph this site is the best ever!!!!! And Little bitches fans no matter how hard they try can’t post or attack and I know that pisses them off….. 😈

  15. movinon1 June 5, 2012 at 2:29 pm #

    My goodness. The English boyfriend is defending the heLL out of special-k. Not only has spew got bobs balls on a chain, I think she has sucked his soul dry. He should be wearing the absent dog babies collar and go sit in his cage till mama comes home 😆

    • kell June 5, 2012 at 2:57 pm #

      Lmao!…yesss shes sucked the soul out of him….buttt i feel a LITTLE…verrrryyyyy little…bit sorry that she gets to fuck up and do all this shit and not apologize and act like a complete bitch and he has to stick up and clean up her messes…buttttt its what he signed up for!……onnn another note can not quit laughing at how ppl are posting the pics of the dumbass at the Cosmospolis photocall or whatever in Toronto….and saying the ones where he is kinda looking out or distant he is missing her royal special-ness and one where he is smiling is when he found out they won best kiss…HAHAHAH…rightttt….

      • movinon1 June 5, 2012 at 3:02 pm #

        ROTFLMAO!!! He’s prob trying to figure out where his next drink or snorts coming from. His skanky dealers not around. She’s off whining about her self image!!

      • kell June 5, 2012 at 3:10 pm #

        Bet thats why skater boy is with him….he’s errand boy…finds him the stuff so he can lose himself before interviews 🙂 .hahah…ahh and he looks at fan sites to see what people think of him/his movies…HAHA…annnd with that he probably finds the good and the bad…betttt this is one of his fav sites 😀 haha….cuz anyyyytime yall bring up something its the next thing he or special-k change! Like you girls have mentioned….the weight-loss….well wait…that could be the drugs too…but its like anything all you girls bring up..they change….*sits back waiting for Bear to reappear*…esp since Special-k is back in LA i thought?

    • Acer June 5, 2012 at 6:42 pm #

      @movinon1: She HAS sucked his soul dry. It’s quite unfortunate he got to know her so well because it has almost destroyed his image. He looks like a complete idiot associating w/this trick. Most MATURE men know how to distance themselves from crass girls — men may still screw crass girls — but they keep their public distance. I’m sorry but r is graceful on the red carpet, personable in interviews, but OVERALL he is such an clueless moron for continuing to screw around with k.

  16. Nonnie June 5, 2012 at 2:33 pm #

    how much you want a bet all her pathetic fans will go out tonight and get stoned in her honor? She is such a dumass and this interview only shows it even more. I have seen so many people say how sick and tired they are now of this girl, and all he stupidity. She is such a stupid twat it’s not even funny. They try to put her all over the place like shit, and it only makes people who are not fans more sick and tired of her. They are trying to milk her till the last drop and in the process they are only making her appear in a worse light since she gets bitchier more whiney and stupid in every interview she does.

  17. Lena June 5, 2012 at 2:36 pm #

    She wants people to believe she doesn’t care how she looks in pics but her “English boyfriend” seems to care a lot. How much can he weight now? I so knew this would happen once he was mocked for being fat.
    http://www.imagebam.com/image/984a6b194051892
    http://www.imagebam.com/image/47d4f0194051800

    • movinon1 June 5, 2012 at 2:49 pm #

      Wasted drunk ass doped up dickhead. You know by looking at that pic he’s just days away from entering a “Betty Ford” clinic…..

      • Lisa June 5, 2012 at 2:56 pm #

        LMAO and yes all the up and down with weight loss is no good imagine what he looks like naked ewwww no abs to speak of but hey if you are into that good for you…..

      • movinon1 June 5, 2012 at 2:58 pm #

        Lol I’ll pass Lisa. I can only imagine….not my thing I like something to hold onto 😉

      • Lisa June 5, 2012 at 3:10 pm #

        IKR! I agree

      • Lena June 5, 2012 at 3:54 pm #

        When Bob had something to hold on, he was criticized. Now he’s confused. lol
        All jokes aside, I hope he won’t end up with an eating disorder. His “better half” allegedly told him already he’s too fat so I don’t see her as a supportive type.

    • dellacullen June 5, 2012 at 9:28 pm #

      He definitely looks like he lost weight!

      • quiche June 6, 2012 at 2:44 am #

        Yeah, it actually looks good on him. Happiness looks good on him lol

  18. alexisis June 5, 2012 at 2:45 pm #

    My take on it,publicly her peers sing her praises and she’s the new wonder woman, ,privately they cringe with embarassment.

    • Lisa June 5, 2012 at 2:56 pm #

      Bingo!

  19. Lisa June 5, 2012 at 3:09 pm #

    OMG I legit snorted I have tears coming out 😆 😆 😆

    Well, there goes Kristen Stewart’s invitation to the Scat Queen Ball.

    Kristen Stewart talked to Vanity Fair about her problems and it wouldn’t be a Kristen Stewart interview if a thin stream of ridiculousness didn’t fly out of her mouth at least once. Somehow the subject of Kristen sometimes looking like a window-licking spoiled toddler high on paint fumes came up. Kristen said that she’s a “weirdo” and a “creative Valley Girl who smokes pot” and if she put on a manufactured smile while posing on the red carpet, whores would call her a fake. Yeah, we’ve got a major badass right here.

    “I have been criticized a lot for not looking perfect in every photograph. I get some serious shit about it. I’m not embarrassed about it. I’m proud of it. If I took perfect pictures all the time, the people standing in the room with me, or on the carpet, would think, What an actress! What a faker! That thought embarrasses me so much that I look like shit in half my photos, and I don’t give a fuck. What matters to me is that the people in the room leave and say, ‘She was cool. She had a good time. She was honest.’ I don’t care about the voracious, starving shit eaters who want to turn truth into shit. Not that you can say that in Vanity Fair!”

    After seeing Twatlight, Mouth Breather White, Welcome to the Rileys and The Runaways, I can say with complete confidence that Kristen Stewart doesn’t ever have to worry about bitches accusing her of being an actress. You can smoke that worry away, KStew.

    And is she really using “shit eater” as an insult when she posed with an adorable culo licker for the cover?

    “What’s wrong with being a shit eater?” – that dog

    http://dlisted.com/2012/06/05/kristen-stewart-doesnt-care-about-you-voracious-starving-shit-eaters?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

    • ? June 5, 2012 at 3:16 pm #

      lisa,

      you are so right.. tears of laughter……………

      one of my favorite quotes…

      “After seeing Twatlight, Mouth Breather White, Welcome to the Rileys and The Runaways, I can say with complete confidence that Kristen Stewart doesn’t ever have to worry about bitches accusing her of being an actress. You can smoke that worry away, KStew.”

      ok, i’ll stop for now.. she just … arggghhh….

      • movinon1 June 5, 2012 at 3:24 pm #

        Holy moley….that’s some good stuff. I love when people unlove the brat!!!

      • ? June 5, 2012 at 3:41 pm #

        Just a tip for k… Please put away the ‘word a day’ calendar or discontinue the sat word of the day… It makes you look even more ‘ridiculous’ and more within your template… Just ugggggh…

      • Lisa June 5, 2012 at 4:28 pm #

        I love love love “you can smoke that worry away and here is a reputable source and look at what they say about SWATH the comments are even better. Shrew took a hit on this one she should have stuck with her indies…. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mike-ryan/snow-white-and-the-huntsman-plot_b_1567955.html

    • Nonnie June 5, 2012 at 3:46 pm #

      did Michael K write that? LMAO he is always so funny, I love how he always shits all over Kristens face with his articles.

      • Lisa June 5, 2012 at 4:27 pm #

        Yep!!!! love him

      • dellacullen June 5, 2012 at 9:33 pm #

        Ok – could only read about two paragraphs then started to fall asleep1

  20. alexisis June 5, 2012 at 3:55 pm #

    Are Mama Bear,Papa Bear and Baby Bear all back together again yet.,or is Papa Bear still on his travels.?

    • kell June 5, 2012 at 4:05 pm #

      lol….are mama and baby bear together even? u would have thought she would have read that everyone wants to know where Bear is and took him on a walk…buttttt i bet if Papa Bear is on his way back to LA possibly that it will be him we see with Baby Bear!

  21. alexisis June 5, 2012 at 4:11 pm #

    No see for such a long time,bet he’s a big Bear now.,much too strong for the delicate hands lof Mama Bear to control !!!”

    • kell June 5, 2012 at 5:08 pm #

      hahahahah probably right!….but then again doesn’t she have big dogs?

  22. Daphne, My Darling June 5, 2012 at 5:05 pm #

    She truly is insufferable. She takes herself SO seriously, and she’s such a navel-gazer. That’s the impression I always get when I read her interviews or hear her speak. It’s all about Kristen, and making herself appear deep and “real”. The problem is, she keeps insisting that she’s real and not a fake like everyone else (great way to alienate your peers, btw), that she makes it incredibly obvious how image-conscious she really is, and how much she wants everyone to believe she’s unique and “cool”.

    I got news for you, honey. You’re not real, and you’re not cool. You’re a player, just like all of those other fakers you love to rag on. The biggest difference is that some of them actually have talent to back them up.

  23. Acer June 5, 2012 at 6:47 pm #

    “Real” people don’t have to tell you they’re real….they just are. She keeps telling the public she’s “real” because she knows she’s not. She’s deeply insecure…and deeply disturbed.

    • ? June 5, 2012 at 9:14 pm #

      And manipulative.. It’s the hw way!

  24. Ali June 5, 2012 at 7:22 pm #

    I still don’t get why the hell they dress her in glamour clothes and everything, she always ruins everything with her mouth. If her team is trying to rebuild her image or whatever they need to start with her, you can put lipstick on a pig, but it’s still a pig.

    I was looking at the pics from the interview and one of them is the one she did in Paris where she was with Karl Langerfeld and gave the finger to the paps and I think it’s from when she told them to freeze to death. Did they save this interview for when things got tough? 😆

  25. Liza June 5, 2012 at 10:26 pm #

    Papz: “Kristen why do you hate the paparazzi?” K-“‘Cos you’re all a piece of shit!” http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=piJmecPCPWo

    • Lisa June 5, 2012 at 10:39 pm #

      O M G really really and Bob thinks she is confident and likeable GTFO!!!! Bob is going to go down with her if he keeps defending that immature, nasty behavior. PS:

      Dear Kristen,

      I hope you google yourself and come across this site so you can know that we don’t want the paps to take your photo anymore in fact we don’t want the movie cameras to film anymore of your crappy movies. If you would just go take your millions and disappear out of the spotlight you would make a lot of people that like to watch movies the HAPPIEST FUCKING PEOPLE IN THE WORLD!!!!!

      Love
      Me

  26. Lisa June 5, 2012 at 10:46 pm #

    And this is what the world thinks of you dearest Shrew:

    Kristen Stewart Is Trolling the World

    I have a question: What the fuck do we do with Kristen Stewart? Has anyone in the history of fancy movie stars ever been simultaneously so bland and so divisive? Whenever K-Stew is mentioned on a blog, comments devolve into an endless, shallow echo chamber of “I like her!” “I don’t like her.” “But I like her!” “I don’t like her.” “Feelings!” “Slightly different feelings!” Meanwhile, the critical reaction to her acting—you know, her actual job—skews toward the negative end of ambivalent. And meanwhile meanwhile, Stewart adamantly insists that she doesn’t court publicity and never will, even though, technically speaking, she is a professional publicity-getter. So she’s nothing special as an actress, she (supposedly) wants us to leave her alone, and yet we will not shut up about her. What the fuck is that, you guys?

    In her Vanity Fair cover story next month, Stewart rips into her critics with a whiff of protest-too-much vigor:

    “I have been criticized a lot for not looking perfect in every photograph,” Kristen Stewart tells Vanity Fair contributing editor Ingrid Sischy. “I get some serious shit about it. I’m not embarrassed about it. I’m proud of it. If I took perfect pictures all the time, the people standing in the room with me, or on the carpet, would think, What an actress! What a faker! That thought embarrasses me so much that I look like shit in half my photos, and I don’t give a fuck. What matters to me is that the people in the room leave and say, ‘She was cool. She had a good time. She was honest.’ I don’t care about the voracious, starving shit eaters who want to turn truth into shit.”

    Really? Is any of that even true? Because do you know what people don’t do when they truly “don’t care” what other people think about them? Issue 45 press releases about how much they don’t care what other people think about them. They just get on with their shit, and they wind up either an untouchable Meryl Streep idol or a culty Crispin Glover weirdo (or nobody at all). Very few people get to be both a movie star and an iconoclast. And I guess my issue with Kristen Stewart is that she’s trying to get credit for not playing the game by playing the fuck out of the game.

    Don’t get me wrong—I actually find Stewart really appealing. I probably like her more than most catty pop culture bloggers. I generally like her unbrushed hair and refusal to suck up and the fact that she’s apparently allergic to good posture. Her acting has a super-subtle disheveled casualness to it, and that does make her seem like a normal person. Except that never for a second do I forget that she is not a normal person! She is a movie star. And she knows exactly what she’s doing.

    “Kristen Stewart Photographed Looking Surly at Awards Show” is an even more no-duh headline than “Ragamuffin Finds Magic Lamp, Wishes for More Wishes.” Everything in Hollywood is intentional. Publicity is an industry. So even people who say, “Oh, I’m not playing that game!” are completely playing that game just by announcing that they’re not playing that game. In the real world, nobody’s like, “Oh, I accidentally started this business and became a millionaire!” No one becomes a movie star by accident, either, and no movie star’s image is genuinely unmanaged.

    Kristen Stewart doesn’t do art films, she does blockbusters. She’s from a showbiz family, and she started working in movies before she hit double digits (notable role, age 10: “ring toss girl” in The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas). Stewart knows how Hollywood works.

    And I’m sure a part of her giving-no-fucks persona is genuine. She obviously doesn’t want to be the kind of movie star who flops around for the cameras whoring for attention, so instead she opts for this kind of backwards, calculated anti-flop. Like, “Look at me!!! I’m totally not flopping for you! I came to this red carpet just to slouch around looking grumpy about red carpets! Look at meeeeee!” And it totally works, especially with Stewart’s surly teen demographic. The best way to get people to look at you is to demand they don’t look at you, so everyone is looking at K-Stew all the time.

    Also from the Vanity Fair press release:

    Stewart has gotten a bad rap because she won’t play the usual movie-star game. “Kristen doesn’t know how to be in a popularity contest,” says Sean Penn, who in 2006 directed the then 16-year-old actress in Into the Wild. Penn has nothing but praise for Stewart, who did her best to promote the film. But as Penn explains, “You can see Kristen generously trying to join the popularity contest when a movie is being publicized. She’ll try to get on board, but her body language has a whole different dynamic.”

    Okay, so…she’s kind of a dick? She doesn’t have to be a movie star, and she knows what being a movie star entails. Stewart is currently at that age—22—when the most important thing in the world, even for non-movie-star humans, is to seem like you don’t care. Caring isn’t cool. And when your struggle between caring and not-caring is blown up for international scrutiny, I can imagine that’s a mindfuck. I’m sure that being famous is horrifying.

    I guess that, for me, what’s unsettling about Kristen Stewart is that you can see the scratches on the glass, which makes the glass impossible to ignore. She’s young and angsty, which means that she’s not secure enough to resist insisting that she’s totally secure. All celebrities get to choose the character that they play in real life. Some of them choose this “don’t give a shit” character, and we believe them, because they’re good at it. Kristen Stewart isn’t that good at it. She’s a so-so actor in films, and she’s a so-so actor in life.

    • ? June 6, 2012 at 7:23 am #

      love the blurb… the mag cover ‘look at me’ crap .. is really putting most over the top when compared with her ‘interviews’of shy, private, blah, ummm, blah…..
      yet again.. inconsistencies… conclusion.. liar and player… gotta love when booby does the same sh*t and shows his true colors.. so may as well point out k’s as well.. this goes to the ‘mystery’ piece of the pr plan.. too bad, so many are calling out the game now.. no more mystery.. just same old shit.. anything for more exposure and MONEY!!!
      oh and i saw a mag ad for the perfume that k is promoting for b… and guess what.. she wasn’t in the photo.. it was a model.. so much for being the ‘face of’..

  27. Liza June 5, 2012 at 10:55 pm #

    Technical help needed, I cant put a youtube video as a comment anymore.
    I copy and paste the link like Ashley instructed the last time, But now no youtube video.

  28. Rachel June 6, 2012 at 3:42 am #

    This is very sweet. Taken at the Jubilee celebrations……..
    http://jenniferlawrencedaily.tumblr.com/post/24517340141/jennifer-on-nicks-shoulders.
    This is worth aboard in its own right and the polar opposite to the other couple.
    JL, IMO disagrees with Mr Stewart that “English things aren’t very good”

    • Steph June 6, 2012 at 4:15 am #

      There were a lot of people who disagreed with Bob that “English things aren’t very good” over the weekend. And it was great to see that JL thought the same thing.

    • ? June 6, 2012 at 7:18 am #

      cute picture Rachel. … to be genuine and real.. wow…

  29. kell June 6, 2012 at 8:48 am #

    ….haha okkk ….wonder if she is a new assistant or something?…she was in cannes also…where’d skater boy go?..lol…ooo wait…you guys called him out on here…he’s gone 😀 lol…i personally cant stop laughing every time one of you girls calls out something about either one and its the next thing that changes…..

    wellll at least you know why there was a big show in Cannes! since he wasn’t going to the awards….bleh…

    • Rachel June 6, 2012 at 9:42 am #

      and the biggest British tabloid continues. Yey!
      http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article4355427.ece

      • Rachel June 6, 2012 at 9:45 am #

        and my fav comment is this
        “Twilight was terrible. and you sir are a disgracefully bad actor. dont crap on your own doorstep you boring old tart.!”
        and there goes the COSMO audience.
        He has seriously fucked off a lot of people.

      • Steph June 6, 2012 at 10:46 am #

        PML! I think we can all safely say he won’t EVER be invited back to the BAFTA’s now. He really has burnt his bridges with the British film industry now. 😆

    • Lisa June 6, 2012 at 7:35 pm #

  30. Rachel June 6, 2012 at 9:51 am #

    I knew you US ladies would not let me down. A film career after twilight I think not. Look guys, ? its our dream they are getting married again
    http://www.okmagazine.com/news/ok-cover-robert-pattinson-kristen-stewart-wedding-year

    Splitting my sides right now 😆
    Cannes never happened

    • ? June 6, 2012 at 10:10 am #

      oh, let’s hope its true this time.. we said they didn’t have the balls to actually get married.. just an engagement.. this would be perfect..

      and timing for this couldn’t be better… 😆
      right with the template… right booby?

  31. britgirl June 6, 2012 at 9:54 am #

    He’s gonna seriously regret not engaging his brain before opening his mouth this time. He basically said a big ‘f@ck you’ to the entire british film industry with one comment. Seems he’s taking tips from his ‘lover’ on how to piss of an entire community and not feel the need to apologise. Two peas in a pod these two are now. After the last few days and comments these two don’t have a single brain cell between them. They need to stop buying their own crap and see how the rest of the world aka normal people see them.

  32. movinon1 June 6, 2012 at 10:34 am #

    Oh for god sakes! Just hurry up and get the f*ck married, bob/shrew. You two so much deserve each other its not even funny. Bear can be the ring bearer and flower girl, Tom can be a bridesmaid, and Pouty Scouty can be best man. Go make lots of golden babies to raise in your images…ughhh what a treat for the world!! Just bless us all with your disappearance from hw and go do something……ummm I don’t know, write a book (yeah miss sunshine can do that one) write songs and record (yep nasal singer bob can do that) etc……..

    Sincerely

    Had Enough

  33. Famewhore June 6, 2012 at 12:31 pm #

    It’s times like this I wish i were British. That way I could better understand exactly what he was called in those comments. lol I got the gist of it though.
    He now sounds like his girlfriend. The transformation is complete.
    Yea Bob , you actually ARE an idiot. An ungrateful one to boot !!

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