SWATH Australian Wardrobe

19 Jun

Where Snow White dresses more like Pinocchio…

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Atrocious!

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81 Responses to “SWATH Australian Wardrobe”

  1. Ali June 19, 2012 at 12:48 am #

    This girl needs some real stylist help!!! I’m not that into fashion but you will never caught me dressing like that. I have common sense to know what looks ok, good, ugly and hideous and this is hideous πŸ˜†

    • Nonnie June 19, 2012 at 12:50 am #

      yep, and she dresses more manly than Rob.

      • kell June 19, 2012 at 1:24 am #

        Totalllly agree Nonnie! She def dresses more manly than Rob! annnd Agree too with you Ali! welll i mean some days its just a sweats and tshirt kind of day and not into fashion tooo much i know how not to dress like a boy! lol….

      • Acer June 20, 2012 at 4:27 pm #

        No, sorry. And I may get blasted but rob can look manly good when he wants to, it’s just that lately he doesn’t seem like he’s had the urge. Even @ Cannes he didn’t look his best.

        kristen dresses like how a woman thinks a man would dress if he were a woman trying to be a man

    • Lisa June 19, 2012 at 1:01 pm #

      Does she have a cigarette or pen in her hand in that first picture hmmmm…..

  2. Lena June 19, 2012 at 5:42 am #

    Uf, definitely not something I would wear to an event like this or any event in general. lol Does she have a stylist? I noticed Bob has been her fashion inspiration for a while, which is tragicomic considering Bob’s wardrobe he demonstrates in his free time. Does she try to copy his red carpet style too? Well, she not a tall man like Bob. I know there are some females that can pull off this style but she’s not one of them imo.

    Now this is a big fashion faux pas.
    http://imgbox.com/aatpqCmc

    • Daphne, My Darling June 19, 2012 at 9:08 am #

      What da heck is she wearing????

  3. alexisis June 19, 2012 at 6:37 am #

    Is she trying to look like a London Pearly Queen,?,because if so,she’s failing big time.

  4. Famewhore June 19, 2012 at 7:01 am #

    She wants to be a real boy !!!

    • Acer June 20, 2012 at 4:28 pm #

      she is a boy

  5. Terri June 19, 2012 at 8:05 am #

    Arent those Rob’s shoes from the BD2 picture we seen last week?

  6. Ashley June 19, 2012 at 9:12 am #

    I don’t know how they say these lines with a straight face.

    • ? June 19, 2012 at 9:30 am #

      ashley,
      its because they are epic actors!! πŸ˜†

      • Ashley June 19, 2012 at 9:32 am #

        Ahh yes and they’re in epic love too. And Shrew has the same maternal instinct with Bear as well. πŸ™„

      • onanaano June 19, 2012 at 9:36 am #

        what she saying in this vid? i can’t watch it now..

    • Rachel June 19, 2012 at 4:15 pm #


      Huge face palm. No wonder they are seen as a joke, this is awful…….I just can’t fathom how either think they can have respectible careers with this………and all for money.

    • dellacullen June 20, 2012 at 11:35 pm #

      Oh look- her mouth is closed!

  7. Ashley June 19, 2012 at 9:29 am #

    Everything about her is just sloppy.

    http://imgbox.com/aanQimnO

    • Ali June 19, 2012 at 10:00 am #

      WTF is that! This girl seriously needs to fire her stylist asap!!! πŸ˜†

  8. Daphne, My Darling June 19, 2012 at 9:37 am #

    Wow, what a mess.

    • OnTheFence June 19, 2012 at 9:40 am #

      In the maroon suit outfit..that is the “white” shirt that she wore over on the plane! *__*

    • Acer June 20, 2012 at 4:30 pm #

      that’s the hair of someone on drugs. seriously.

  9. Daphne, My Darling June 19, 2012 at 9:39 am #

    Not. Hot. http://www.justjared.com/photo-gallery/2677029/swath-sydney-premiere-04/

  10. Nonnie June 19, 2012 at 10:49 am #

    So i just saw a video of them in Australia…The girls were crying and screaming for Chris H but then when spew was neas them they were just like “Yeaa whateverrrr” i guess he is the bigger star over there lol

  11. quiche June 19, 2012 at 11:23 am #

    I like what she’s wearing, but the length of the skirt is TOO FREAKING LONG! Whoever is styling her in long skirts/dresses need to update their knowledge on proportions.

    • dellacullen June 20, 2012 at 11:33 pm #

      They’re trying to cover up the cottage cheese that she’s been flaunting with those skirts cut up to her hooch!

      • Ali June 21, 2012 at 12:29 am #

        Omg!!!!! I’m dying laughing πŸ˜†

  12. onanaano June 19, 2012 at 11:39 am #

    Forbes Top-Earning Actresses List. Number 1. Kristen Stewart $34.5 million

    {quote] At the young age of 22 Stewart earned more than any other actress between May 2011 and May 2012. Most of that money came from Twilight where Stewart stars as Bella Swan. But she also earned big buck for starring in Snow White and the Huntsman. The press loves writing about Stewart. Her relationship with Twilight costar Robert Pattinson is a constant source of tabloid interest.

    • Ali June 19, 2012 at 11:58 am #

      hmmmm I thought I read somewhere that just earned $1-$2 million for SWATH or maybe I dreamed it, I’m not sure anymore πŸ˜†

      • Lisa June 19, 2012 at 1:00 pm #

        Bet they are sorry they even paid her that LOL…..

    • ? June 19, 2012 at 9:11 pm #

      pretty amazing isn’t it? all b/c of bella.. she should be very thankful to her twit fans.. imho of course…

    • Acer June 20, 2012 at 4:33 pm #

      @kell: Dude that is the longest link I have ever seen anybody cut and past in a blog.

    • quiche June 21, 2012 at 11:40 am #

      Kim’s is Emilio Pucci and KStew’s is from Balmain. Kim K and a lot of other actors and models have been wearing this white and gold dress from Balmain as well.

  13. kell June 19, 2012 at 12:43 pm #

    oooo yes….sooooo ladylike πŸ™‚

    • Lisa June 19, 2012 at 12:59 pm #

      Ya know FFS that dress could be nice but hicked up to your thies inside out and dirty, ripped converse sneakers I mean really, no really? This is work this is a PREMIER for a movie. This is just not acceptable. On your own time if you want to act and dress like a boy fine but not on your employers dime. It is not cool and whoever is telling her it is is a moron. Top earning list well she better enjoy it why it lasts but TW is ending and so is her fortune so she better learn how to invest because money does not last forever and her reviews in SWATH were atrocious will another studio hire her for a blockbuster, I sure as shit hope not!

      • kell June 19, 2012 at 1:46 pm #

        I agree! I think it is dwindling down for her!….Anddd agree! stop dressing like a dude on other cast members time….she hardly wears heels…annnd any other actress can keep their heels on the whole carpet….not like she HAD to wear them for 24 hrs! ….i dont get how the messy hair shit she had was cute either

  14. Deb (seattlechik) June 19, 2012 at 1:18 pm #

    The original of that dress looked good on the runway model, but like everything Butch touches it goes from gold to straw. She’s a reverse Rumplestiltskin.

    And in the name of all that’s holy someone burn those durty ass sneakers. I want to vomit every time I see them.

    The rolling up the pants look? Bitch please….

    Oh boy 10 more seconds of BD agony. My day is complete #sarcasm. Where’s the wine?

    • Lisa June 19, 2012 at 1:28 pm #

      Deb I sooooooo agree with you and looking at this I am sorry but if Bob is dating her he is at least bi IMHO. Just no way, sorry no. Only explanation http://imgbox.com/aayv7ZRQ

      • Lisa June 19, 2012 at 1:31 pm #

        She is supposed to be the fairest of them all, BS look at this and tell me you don’t see butch SW hanging with the very very handsome huntsman. Just one of the guys, fairest of them all my ass… http://t.imgbox.com/aaptFATh.jpg

      • kell June 19, 2012 at 1:51 pm #

        Lol is that the director with them?….i noticed in the pics of them on the carpet that she practically ignores him and has her arm around Chris….the director is just kind of standing there lol….she does know he is married right? lol..cant leech on to him!….annnd agree!…but then again….the only realllly girly he possibly went out with imo is Camilla Belle….Nikki…if he did….shes..eh….more toned down than Camilla…and Nina was pretty dressy too…so hmmm …from dressy girls or least ones who could dress up once in a while to a tomboy…hah

      • Deb (seattlechik) June 19, 2012 at 2:19 pm #

        Ellen DeGeneres or Ellen Page, etc. have never looked as butch as this. EVER.

    • Sony21 June 19, 2012 at 2:43 pm #

      Here, Deb, (passes a glass of Chardonnay by Tiefenbrunner -Southern Tyrolian), as you said in another thread, it will be a long way until November! πŸ™‚
      Can’t wait until Twishit is finally over…And w.r.t. to the troll’s appearance in Australia, could she get any uglier? Pasty chicken legs in cropped trousers, really? And I wouldn’t call these hideous black things shoes at all.

  15. alexisis June 19, 2012 at 1:32 pm #

    Well if her bosses don’t tackle her for her dress and actions,she’ll just carry on ,We all know how she only does it to make sure she is noticed, else she’s just a nobody.with a lot of money.

  16. Lisa June 19, 2012 at 1:46 pm #

    And the cosmo reviews keep on coming more people leaving before the end of the movie too is it that bad? I am not willing to find out http://www.frankwehrmann.de/film-review-cosmopolis/

  17. Ashley June 19, 2012 at 2:58 pm #

    Hmm wonder if he’s getting paid for this.

    @DieselUSA: Robert Pattinson looking hot in his Diesel Shioner 661D!
    See the Shioner here: http://t.co/P9Hm7IKD
    See the hunk here: http://t.co/tQnjAFzF

    • Rachel June 19, 2012 at 4:08 pm #

      I am looking for the hunk, na but I do see Mrs Stewarts bitch

      • Terri June 19, 2012 at 4:12 pm #

        Oh gosh Rachel..I was just thinking that..nope, no hunk here.

  18. Rachel June 19, 2012 at 4:20 pm #

    Hi Terri “Waving at you” such a shame for you girls

    • Terri June 19, 2012 at 4:28 pm #

      *waving back at ya* Why a shame for us? He still belongs to you over the pond, *snicker* and I still have hopes he will climb out of the porta potty and leave the turd in there..

      • Steph June 19, 2012 at 4:53 pm #

        Hi girls!! *waves*

        But Terri, Bob thinks there’s nothing good at England. I think that’s why he spends all his time in the US. And you’re more than welcome to Butch and her Bitch. πŸ˜‰

      • Terri June 19, 2012 at 5:31 pm #

        Hi Steph
        Well he was just talking out his butt about buying a place over there and all the security he will need. something must keep luring him back, perhaps FREEDOM and there he gets to be himself?

  19. alexisis June 19, 2012 at 5:36 pm #

    British pubs.!

  20. vickyrobssexy_britgirl June 19, 2012 at 5:40 pm #

    big hugs
    hi girlies how the hell can she go anywhere looking like that she looks terrible & those sneakers look so dirty even the people behind her are probably looking at her thinkin what the f**k & was her epic lovah anywhere to be seen anyway steph,rach,& the rest of the uk girlies did you enjoy the footy match hehe

  21. Nonnie June 19, 2012 at 8:44 pm #

    I can’t believe how she always acts like she would rather be picking up shit than giving an interview not to mention she is constantly stuttering. Bitch please, if you hate giving interviews and getting attention then give back your paychecks, stop making movies (Since your acting sucks anyways) and GTFO og Hollywood

    • Daphne, My Darling June 19, 2012 at 9:20 pm #

      God, she really does look like she’d rather be anywhere but there. And she can barely look into the camera. I wonder how the people who interview her feel. I’d love to know. And I don’t mean the BS that they have to spew so people don’t get on their backs, but how they genuinely feel about people like Kristen, who looks as if she wants to barf and maybe have a pee at the same time. Seriously, does she need to go to the bathroom? Has that been her problem all along?

  22. Diana June 19, 2012 at 8:45 pm #

    Just saying, if Stewpid really can’t stand the heels, she absolutely doesn’t need to wear the stinky sneakers. Zoey Deschanel has walked the red carpets, posed for photos, etc in flats for years. She’s not the only one, but the one who comes to mind first, and she’s always admired for looking so cute, sweet, etc. Stew wants to look dirty, imo.

  23. OnTheFence June 19, 2012 at 11:11 pm #

    Boobies interview with M magazine..one of the ?’s

    M: You and Kristen Stewart can never really escape the media… Everyone’s always talking about your “relationship”…
    Rob: Like I said, it’s just important to pay attention to what you do and say when you’re in the public eye. Now if I show up with a girl somewhere it’s immediatly suggested we’re dating. Even when I show up with a guy somewhere.

    • kell June 20, 2012 at 12:17 am #

      hahaha….ahah….annnnnd you just let them run with the story right Bob? hahah….he def has a serious case of insert-foot-in-mouth disease lol…

    • Terri June 20, 2012 at 8:29 am #

      Was that a denial? All this time going along with the relay and now he slips in a denial? WTHeck!

      • OnTheFence June 20, 2012 at 9:46 am #

        Now if I show up with a girl somewhere it’s immediatly suggested we’re dating. Sounds like a denial to me!

    • goodfangonebad June 20, 2012 at 10:32 am #

      He’ll just keep doing it, won’t he? Nice play… Has the nonnies twirled yet with this classic non denial denial Boob just did…? He has done it for like hundred times..lol

      • ? June 20, 2012 at 10:41 am #

        Totally agree and it’s b/c of this game that I think he is an ass, liar, manipulator and pot stirrer… And why I continue to call out his pr games..
        His behavior at exploiting his private life to get reactions out of fans is disgusting and reprehensible.. No other true actor has done this shit… None… They rely on their skills and work..

      • ? June 20, 2012 at 10:43 am #

        And pitting his fans against one another.. To fight and argue about him… It’s really just awful.. And he knows it.. Shrugs and says ‘not my fault’… Creep

      • goodfangonebad June 20, 2012 at 11:43 am #

        That’s very true ?. I’m still amazed people are still so serious to fight & argue about it. I did that before and I feel so silly lol. How the work of marketing & PR can manipulate people’s perception… Thankfully I don’t buy any of his dvds. Buy some tickets but that’s just it. My Remember Me DVD is a gift from a friend. & I hope I won’t give any of my money for watching their crappy acting. Ugh sometimes I regret that lol

    • Tiny Wang is an idiot June 20, 2012 at 1:53 pm #

      What the hell is he saying? That he isn’t? That he is? Really, he’s still going on with this bull?

      C’mon now, he KNOWS the battle that the fandom has going on. He’s fueling the fire here, not cool. And if it’s important to him to pay attention to what he says in public, how come he can’t keep his stories straight most of the time?

      This guy’s an idiot.

  24. Nonnie June 20, 2012 at 8:52 am #

    reading the NY daily news this moring and of course i come across this SHIT.
    http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/movies/twilight-star-kristen-stewart-heads-forbes-list-highest-paid-actresses-article-1.1098585?comment=true

    LMAO at the comments though, i loved that.

  25. onanaano June 20, 2012 at 9:22 am #

    Rob told he and K writing a script together, K denied it little bit before, I don’t know if they are dating, but they totally not living together, becouse they don’t know what they say, and what they do..

  26. alexisis June 20, 2012 at 10:57 am #

    They should employ a private secretary to give them the minutes of all the bull they give out so they could at least sound as if they are batting from the same wicket.

  27. Acer June 20, 2012 at 5:08 pm #

    Official (and immediate) kstew replacements for everything:

    1. sophie lowe
    2. kaya scodelario
    3. riley keough
    4. bella thorne

    Others include: lindsay pulsipher, tania raymonde, willa holland, Lyndsy Fonseca

  28. kell June 21, 2012 at 12:16 am #

    glad to have found this!…this is exactly what i was thinking when i seen her maroon outfit….reminded me of Robs ummm Eclipse premiere? i think it was

    • Nonnie June 21, 2012 at 12:48 am #

      http://eonline.tumblr.com/post/25528711564/who-wore-it-better

      LMFAO! yea E online did a who wore it better. HAHAHA..Spew tries to be like him in every way, omg she is ridiculous! Pretty soon she will start talking with an English accent too! just wait and see.

      • kell June 21, 2012 at 12:53 am #

        hahahah i dont doubt it at alll….hahah did they really! hahaha….thatd seriously creep me out tho…if someone copied alllll my outfits and styles…even mannerisms hah

      • Nonnie June 21, 2012 at 1:05 am #

        OMG i cant believe her, Watch the beginning of this interview then skip over to 2:31 SHE HAS A FUCKING PERSON TAKE OFF HER SHOES AND PUT HER SMELLY SNEAKERS ON FOR HER! Vern Troyers face is fucking hysterical!! LMAO he is looking at her like WTF?

      • Rachel June 21, 2012 at 1:12 am #

        Well nonnie there is the diva behaviour right there. For all her money I do not see her working schedule looking packed. In time she won’t even be making indies unless she is ploughing her own money into them.

      • quiche June 21, 2012 at 11:47 am #

        Vern’s face is hilarious. I remember when Lily Allen (whose back in the studio) was “known” for wearing sneakers with dresses. She ended that gimmick pretty quickly!

  29. kell June 21, 2012 at 12:28 am #

    ooooo and look…the damn beanie is back!

  30. kell June 21, 2012 at 12:31 am #

    http://www.imagebam.com/image/6629da197442325

    must have packed the booty-pop away

  31. kell June 21, 2012 at 1:00 am #

    http://www.eonline.com/photos/gallery.jsp?galleryUUID=233#198030

    lmao…..you all will loveeee the comments on the pic πŸ™‚ hahaha

  32. Rachel June 21, 2012 at 1:16 am #

    As expected COSMO bombs in the UK

    http://industry.bfi.org.uk/article/18039/UK-Box-Office-15—17-June-2012
    I guess this happens when you tell an entire nation that they aren’t very good at things. I wonder if these takings are before the refunds.

    ddarvill

    always a bad sign at the cinema when the ticket checker tells you how many walked out early during previous showing
    Alison Monk‏@stiffpigeons

    So many people walked out of Cosmopolis that they started to turn the
    lights on mid film as they thought it has finished.

    • ? June 21, 2012 at 7:07 am #

      Consequences for one’s actions.. Hmmmm… What a novel concept..

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