How to Smell Like a Shrew

2 Jul

I mean really… who would want to look like her, let alone smell like her.


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170 Responses to “How to Smell Like a Shrew”

  1. Nonnie July 2, 2012 at 12:47 pm #

    like I said on the other board. She looks like E.T. in that Pic. And a corpse in the other

  2. Steph July 2, 2012 at 12:58 pm #

    EWWWWWW! Just the idea of smelling like Butch makes me want to throw up. Hopefully the perfume will smell better than she does with her dirty hair, skanky ciggie and beer breath and body odour.

    • OnTheFence July 2, 2012 at 12:59 pm #

      Nope..don’t want to look or smell like it! :/

  3. alexisis July 2, 2012 at 1:02 pm #

    I’ll take a bottle of fresh air instead,thank you.

    • Lisa July 2, 2012 at 1:15 pm #

      I read your engagement prediction on the other board, wonder if they will go that far??? I think they will have sources keep putting it out there to the tabs but debunk it in the end so the fans stay on a balance beam not knowing where they will fall….keeps the hype up although I don’t think that many ppl care anymore it got old and boring!

      • lowana July 2, 2012 at 2:11 pm #

        I doubt they will go that far and get married. I think like you said, there will be the hype, PDA, maybe even engagement rumors, but it will not go any further than that. I don’t think either one of them want that.

        Did you hear Anderson Cooper just “came out”? Of course we already knew the truth. Wonder if Rob and KS will ever come out.

      • Lisa July 2, 2012 at 2:56 pm #

        Ya know I thought he came out a while ago was that just rumor? I could have sworn I read something before this……

      • Rachel July 2, 2012 at 5:21 pm #

        I hope they do as it will amuse me.

  4. Ashley July 2, 2012 at 1:04 pm #

    It’s really no wonder Butch is that way…

    • Steph July 2, 2012 at 1:08 pm #

      You can see where Butch get’s the Leno chin from, and what she’s going to look like in about 25 years time.

    • Diana July 2, 2012 at 1:47 pm #

      The Mann looks like a tranny. Damn, she’s only 50? Must have been some pretty rough years. I guess everyone ages differently, but my mom looks better than that, at 61. Yeah, Stewpid had better invest in a good moisturizer. She’s already doing really well about staying out of the sun.

      • Lisa July 2, 2012 at 2:55 pm #

        Mine too she is 62 and damn she looks younger and better than mamashrew!!!!! I am not kidding

    • dm291 July 2, 2012 at 7:57 pm #

      Take a LONG HARD LOOK Rob because THAT it what you’re going to wake up to in a few years!

  5. Ali July 2, 2012 at 1:44 pm #

    That mouth!!! I want to staple it close!!!!! I wouldn’t pay a cent for a Butch perfume (or anything for that matter), it probably smells like sweat and dirt lol.

  6. click July 2, 2012 at 1:45 pm #

    Those lips are all mother nature if her second name is Photoshop.

    • Rachel July 2, 2012 at 5:22 pm #

      LMAO Click. Your posts ALWAYS bring a smile to my face:lol:

      • click July 2, 2012 at 5:27 pm #

        But even I would fail to put a smile on Shrew’s face. Maybe Joker would achieve that.

      • Rachel July 2, 2012 at 5:34 pm #

        I think you should go to Comic Con and watch this epicness . I know I would love your view on this nonsense and to hear you shout out to Boob and Bitch about their beards and closets; this would be epic.

      • click July 2, 2012 at 5:48 pm #

        I hate loud screaming. It’s worse than being beaten to me and crowds freak me out. You couldn’t pay me enough money to go there and I would hope the ground would open under me before I would be forced to listen to PRsten’s fuckery.

  7. Deb (seattlechik) July 2, 2012 at 2:40 pm #

    I read a comment on Celebitchy – so true: Edward Scissorhands in drag

    At this point I don’t put ANYTHING past Ruthless and her PR machine.

    Pimpmamaspew…just ewwww

  8. alexisis July 2, 2012 at 2:47 pm #

    Tell you what l wish l had a crystal ball.

  9. Acer July 2, 2012 at 4:48 pm #

    the most unattractive actress in HW –inside and out

  10. Nonnie July 2, 2012 at 5:27 pm #

    WTF? “Acting has nothing to do with the brain, it exists for thousands of years already. And it is only since the 50s, since Lee Strasberg, that it became analytical,” the 26-year-old said to FOCUS.

    “Actors need a voice and a face – and maybe balls,” said the Briton, who lives in Hollywood. In his new film “Cosmopolis”, on the 5th of July in the German cinemas, Pattinson embodies a multi-billion punters. Personally, the young multi-millionaire has no experience with financial investment, or fund shares.

    He spends his money on “completely silly things like dog food” told Pattinson. “Or for telephone bills. I never get a European cell phone when I’m here. And then suddenly I have to pay $20,000.”

    • click July 2, 2012 at 5:30 pm #

      OMG, you hear people, those are real problems. How to spend millions? How, I’m thinking really hard? And then a 20,000$ telephone bill? You see even a sparkly deep-literature-reading vampire has struggles in life. Let’s pity him.

      • ? July 2, 2012 at 5:33 pm #

        You know they’ve lost touch when they whine about bills in those amounts…. I totally agree..pathetic attempt at pity. Or just completely f*cking clueless.. Idk …

      • click July 2, 2012 at 5:41 pm #

        Here in Europe the crisis is felt every day and they announce the Dooms day on a daily basis, it’s difficult to not fall in a permanent depressive state and this little shit talks in such nonchalante matter about so much money. He really should join Gwyneth Paltrow the Master of snobbery and post on her Goop site.

    • ? July 2, 2012 at 5:32 pm #

      Omg… No words..
      But $12k per night of parties,… $20k per month phone bill… It doesn’t take a math genius to understand that if you spend at that rate… Well no matter… He’s got k’s money too! 😆

      • Steph July 2, 2012 at 5:37 pm #

        I think he’s basically saying that he has a US mobile phone, and so when he’s in Europe and he uses it to phone his EPIC luvah, that’s what’s hiking up his phone bill. Maybe if he spent more time here instead of famewhoring around LA with Butch, then he wouldn’t have that problem with the bills. *prick*

      • Rachel July 2, 2012 at 5:39 pm #

        God Steph, we do not want him back. Stay in HW boob. I await for pics of you with Tom C and John T, you now just hangin out 😉

      • Steph July 2, 2012 at 5:42 pm #

        PML! So true, Rache. I’m sure the 3 of them will have a great time hanging out together. 😉

        Oh, and he’ll be back soon. I’ve no doubt he’ll have tickets to some of the Olympic events here in London. And of course he’ll want to see TomStu and SM’s new baby when it pops out. 🙄

      • click July 2, 2012 at 5:44 pm #

        He is simply greedy, that’s why he complains about the money he spends and isn’t happy to give any away. It’s also one of the reasons why he left UK, the taxes in USA are lower I believe. He mentions the money a little to often .

    • Rachel July 2, 2012 at 5:36 pm #

      God he is so empty and shallow

      • Lisa July 2, 2012 at 8:42 pm #

        My thoughts EXACTLY Rach!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • Acer July 2, 2012 at 10:57 pm #

        I think he’s just lost and clueless on important issues like finances. Let’s face it: he’s an actor and like most actors/actresses he didn’t major in finance or business. But….

        That’s no excuse for not picking up a book on the subject. If I were that rich and wasn’t financially savvy I’d @ least pick up the phone and call an economics or finance professor from Harvard or Wharton or whatever and say ‘Hey, would you be my adviser? I’ll pay you $millions.’ You know?

        Anyway, r if you’re reading this, I’ll be your $$$ adviser. I may not be a Harvard prof, but I definitely would do a lot better than what you’ve got goin’ on over there…sheesh o.O.

  11. alexisis July 2, 2012 at 5:44 pm #

    “Silly things like dog food” fancy having to spend your hard earned money on feeding your heart bleeds for that poor invisible dog.

    • click July 2, 2012 at 5:46 pm #

      This is the reason why he won’t have a child, it cost too much for him. He is loving his money more than anything.

      • ? July 2, 2012 at 5:55 pm #

        yes.. i believe greed motivates this man.. atm.. nothing else .. i think he’s focused on getting more.. and more and more.. and he will use any devise (including k/robsten) to get it.. and plays games with the non believers to keep them spending their $$$$$$$$$ on him… that’s why he plays the game..
        who knows.. maybe she is wired just like him.. and that’s why they are together..

        cj always used to talk about how cheap he was and how he wouldn’t tip or anything.. idk if true.. but that certainly explains one of his motiviations.. and it is plain and simple.. imho of course..

      • Lisa July 2, 2012 at 8:44 pm #

        I wish CJ would come here! Does she still post at all?

      • ? July 2, 2012 at 9:05 pm #

        i haven’t seen her in ages. i try, every now and then, to check out sbs.. usually its dead with the exception of that guy toby. sometimes a poster comes on that reminds me of cj.. but under a different screen name… so, idk..
        but i know she really liked the guy at one time.. then flip like a switch… i don’t know what he did or said when she was near people who worked around him.. but it totally changed her ..

        i miss her and her humor 😦

  12. ? July 2, 2012 at 5:56 pm #

    and i have to say.. k and perfume? its like wtf??? i just can’t even go there.. or near there..

  13. Ashley July 2, 2012 at 11:53 pm #

    Heads up… Krisbians over at IMDb are now stalking us.

    • lisa July 3, 2012 at 12:36 am #

      Lmao at them. They hate our site yet dedicated an entire thread to it. They are so wrong about why we are here but they are not worth the effort. Plus look at the hits someone loves us;)

    • ? July 3, 2012 at 7:10 am #

      Ok, I tried to comprehend the typed ‘words’..and just didn’t..
      But to be clear.. I don’t hate celebrities nor wish any person ill will..
      Good grief..
      Gotta protect their k…. She must be so proud… And laughing at them along with everyone else on the planet b/c per her..she doesn’t give a f*ck, right? 😆

      • Lisa July 3, 2012 at 9:25 am #

        Me either some ppl take this way too seriously and need to get a life pronto!

  14. ? July 3, 2012 at 7:16 am #

    Also, someone on dl commented that booby is commenting more about having balls… You think he has gotten a message that many of us here find his actions demonstrate that he’s lost his? 😆

    • Diana July 3, 2012 at 7:59 am #

      Booby is probably too lazy to read this site himself, but obviously someone on his staff does. I thought he was bringing up his junk, trying to “man up” for that military role. I thought that was what all that “phone snatching” crap was about too. I’d still like to see him try that!

    • click July 3, 2012 at 8:12 am #

      Or he has fetish for balls. Not necessary his own.

      • ? July 3, 2012 at 8:16 am #


      • click July 3, 2012 at 8:30 am #

        It’s Sooooooooooo obvious.

    • Lisa July 3, 2012 at 9:26 am #

      Well he needs to check again because I am pretty sure they are guarded by Miss Sunshine and he is not getting them back anytime soon!

      • Acer July 3, 2012 at 11:28 am #

        @Lisa: I think 1 tea bag was taken from him when he signed with Scummit. At contract signing he just handed it over before the ink was dry. The other tea bag? Yes, that was yanked by miss sunshine. (It probably hangs from her rear view mirror.)

        Hmmm…. *raise eyebrow* Think he’ll get ’em back after BD2?

        *stroke invisible beard*

      • lisa July 3, 2012 at 8:47 pm #

        Nope hehehe he will be ball less or they will come back smaller Imho 😉

  15. alexisis July 3, 2012 at 8:58 am #

    Lost maybe, but i’d say stolen,.either way he’s a big boy now, time to grow another set,

  16. Lisa July 3, 2012 at 9:28 am #

    On another note guess Miss Sunshine was not popular with the French paps this time as nothing is coming out from there! Guess she is not relevant without her other half! 😈 funny how they can get in and out of airports unseen when they want too!

    • Sony21 July 3, 2012 at 9:56 am #

      ITA, Lisa, isn’t it funny that all is quiet in France? Either she is not relevant, as you said, or maybe Balenciaga didn’t want to risk that the photographers might boo her again and threfore kept it on the DL…in any case IMO it’s relaxing that her ugly mug is not plastered all over the web atm.

      • Lisa July 3, 2012 at 11:12 am #

        Amen sister!

  17. Rachel July 3, 2012 at 1:28 pm #

    But but but what about all the Oscars they are going to win

    From DL
    Does anybody even care anymore? Even with all the Cannes hype and hoopla that preceded a full month before the festival even began, Cosmopolis is a giant flop. And not even a well talked about flop. It’s a movie that nobody cares about (ditto for Bel Ami). Other than the hardcore Pattinson fans who follow his career like it’s their job, the world at large is simply apathetic towards Pattinson and his movies. I think there was a window of opportunity for Pattinson and he was hot stuff around 2009 but he’s made one bad career choice after another and the world has moved on to other things. You also have to factor in that he’s so tainted and overexposed from Twilight there is a large segment of the population that will never want to see his films.

    Kristen Stewart’s Snow White performance also puts her in the flop category, even if the film made some money. Her Balenciaga ad is a joke and an embarrassment. She’s not creating any new fans with either project. I don’t think I’ve ever seen such an awful ad campaign for a high end fragrance. Certainly, Balenciaga has never produced anything so shoddy and ugly. The Balenciaga relationship was supposed to position Stewart in a new and mature light but it’s been a disaster from beginning to end.

    You have to think by this time next year, Twilight will but a memory and it will be a slow slide into obscurity for all involved.

    by: Anonymous reply 105 07/03/2012 @ 12:10PM

    • Lisa July 3, 2012 at 4:11 pm #

      One can only hope!!!!!

  18. alexisis July 3, 2012 at 1:39 pm #

    Amen to that.

  19. ? July 3, 2012 at 8:26 pm #

    ok, i just couldn’t resist…

    “Hands Up If You Want to Smell Like ..”

    • ? July 3, 2012 at 8:29 pm #

      here’s a quote:

      “The 22-year-old Twilight star managed to look as if she hadn’t had a shower in days and like her and shampoo desperately need to become friends.”

      and don’t forget to read the comments…

      • lisa July 3, 2012 at 8:44 pm #

        Omb Omb I am lil so hard. Maybe those krisbians should go defend there queen! See we are not the only ones. Still don’t get the unwashed hair ewwwwww

      • lisa July 3, 2012 at 8:45 pm #

        O m g* stupid auto correct

      • ? July 3, 2012 at 8:48 pm #


        ikr!! I couldn’t believe how similar the words were to the ones that Ashely posted here.. and then you add in some of the comments on this board.. omg.. someone else enjoys the irony… 😆
        that’s why i couldn’t help myself..

    • Diana July 3, 2012 at 9:07 pm #

      As tiny and thin as she is, I’m not the only one who calls her out for being skinny-fat, which they called doughey. I’m sure that she tries to stay so thin because she knows that ass of hers is gonna really bubble, if she ever eats again. And you can’t rock a thick booty with a flat chest.

      If the girl actually wants to be an actor, she should drop all the “image” crap and take some classes. A true sex symbol, she will never be. Someone should have the balls to tell her that. Maybe Booby likes her looks, because he like skinny boys best.

    • dm291 July 3, 2012 at 11:48 pm #

      ewww just ewwww!

  20. Liza July 3, 2012 at 8:47 pm #

    The Highest-Paid Actors In Hollywood

    (11) Robert Pattinson
    $26.5 million
    Pattinson has been diligently pursuing work outside of Twilight but so far, he hasn’t had any successes. Remember Me, in 2010 failed to connect with an audience. Last year’s Water for Elephants turned a nice profit because it was made on such a low budget but it was hardly a blockbuster. With Twilight ending, Pattinson will have more chances to prove himself outside of the franchise.

    Read more at ONTD:

    • ? July 3, 2012 at 8:53 pm #

      omg Liza,
      i absolutely LOVE the photo they used of booby… 😆 everyone else looks good, except him… he looks like the freak he wants to be seen as.. such a shame.. but his choice!!

    • Rachel July 4, 2012 at 2:00 am #

      and $24.5 million of this has nothing to do with acting but selling his relay with MIHML. What a guy. 🙄

      And the European Tour of Walk outs continues – Welcome Germany


      The credits came up, and a couple people audibly called out “What??”

      Expand Reply


      14h vivi‏@bondno6

      Also, and this gives nothing away, there is absolutely no ending. (Yes, I stayed and sat through the whole thing.)

      14h vivi‏@bondno6

      Movie to not see under any circumstances: Cosmopolis. I can’t eve tell you how many people walked out, and/or laughed

      Hope they got a refund.

      On a more positive note Happy 4th July to our American ladies

  21. Nonnie July 3, 2012 at 8:59 pm #

    Speaking of looking dirty and unwashed…WTF kind of shoot is this??

    • kelli July 3, 2012 at 9:29 pm #

      :O thattttt is horrible :O just like the Balenciaga ad 😦 yuck…wouldnt make me want to buy it

  22. kelli July 3, 2012 at 9:18 pm #

    Scout Compton ‏@PoutyScouty
    ugh having bestfriend withdrawls…don’t you hate that?

    lmao…annnnnd cue the rolling of the eyes…

    • lowana July 4, 2012 at 12:37 am #

      And Sam Bradley tweets that he can’t describe Kristen in one word, that she’s too special. WTF?? Do these guys really think she’s all that??

      • kelli July 4, 2012 at 1:02 am #

        hahha yesss…i agree….shes VERY “Special” lmao… she must put on quite a show for his friends! or i wonder if they have to be civil about it knowing if he says shes a bitch or something he’ll lose some fans of his because quite a few of his fans are also robsten fans…..haha i mean….”shes too special” to me thats not a term of endearment….lol…..i bet it was a robsten fan that asked right?

      • Nonnie July 4, 2012 at 1:10 am #

        lol, no. We already know there is nothing great about her. She is nasty, vulgar, bitchy, dirty looking, a terrible actress, monotone, bossy, He cant say anything or else he will be screwed since the crazies would have murdered him if he did not use a really great word to describe their queen, either that or they would have questioned his answer as to why he used whatever word he would have used to describe her, so he gave the smartest response, and one that would satisfy the psychotic sheep.

        He could not find one nice word to describe her since it is Kristen Stewpid. So he called her “Special” well we already know she is “Special” if you get what i mean.

      • Rachel July 4, 2012 at 2:26 am #

        Bradley, another no one to benefit from Robsten. 🙄
        As if he was ever going to bite the hand that feeds him. 🙄

      • click July 4, 2012 at 3:47 am #

        I’l repeat it again:
        Bob and his posse have found in Shrew their long lost brother in arms. All are pretentious spoiled hipsters who think they are true artists but I only see douchbags who exploite fantasies of deluded women.

      • Steph July 4, 2012 at 12:05 pm #

        Happy 4th July to all our American friends, (and stalkers)!

        I’m sure when people call her “special”, they’re just saying that because they can’t actually say what they really think because they know they’ll never work in HW or America again. Don’t forget that one of those articles posted about Jules “The Mann” Stewpid said Butch’s Godfather was the AD to Cecil B DeMille, so we know just what sort of “connections” she has in the business.

      • ? July 4, 2012 at 3:26 pm #


        he needed 2 – ‘too special’.. what an idiot… guess he liked our ‘special k’ board 😆

  23. quiche July 4, 2012 at 3:11 am #

    The perfume bottle (and KStew to an extent) look much better in real life than in those horrid ads. I’ve read a couple of perfume bloggers and they’ve all been wtf-ing at the choices that have been made regarding this scent. What’s going on with that campaign??

  24. goodfangonebad July 4, 2012 at 5:00 am #

    Is it supposed to smell like grass?

    Cool bottle though…..

    • ? July 4, 2012 at 9:11 am #

      If so, thenWait..I and her people have been planting this for quite awhile.. Haven’t some of her complimented actually said she smelled like grass? 😆
      How convienient!

  25. alexisis July 4, 2012 at 7:31 am #

    What kind of grass ?

    • ? July 4, 2012 at 9:09 am #

      I had the same question… 😆

    • Rachel July 4, 2012 at 12:51 pm #


  26. Sony21 July 4, 2012 at 2:38 pm #

    I hope all our American ladies here will have a great July 4th with wonderful fireworks, delicious food and good drinks! I will raise a glass of Rosé wine for you 🙂
    On topic: the reactions to the Shrew’s Balenciaga ad obviously aren’t as hoped for… all the hard work of her team in vain; shall we pity them? That would be a resounding NO!

    • ? July 4, 2012 at 3:27 pm #

      thanks Sony!!
      i’ll be toasting later with the bbq on and wine in hand!!

      happy 4th!! as my international friends say here.. any excuse! Cheers!

  27. Liza July 4, 2012 at 3:04 pm #


    He says he couldn’t have found a “more perfect” girl than Kristen. “She understands exactly how I feel. She is an ambitious woman who wants to grow as an actress. She has an excellent radar for what is good and challenges me constantly.”

    the couple went through the emotion and the craziness of having a movie each competing for the Golden Palm at the last Cannes Festival. He was competing with Cosmopolis, and she with Walter Salles’ On The Road. “Someone made a joke about us being adversaries, which would be insane.” Pattinson admits that he got “a little jealous” when Kristen told him about being at the French event – the selection of Cosmopolis wasn’t a done deal yet.

    • ? July 4, 2012 at 3:25 pm #

      Elle seems to have the market on these cobbled interviews of booby..

      • Rachel July 4, 2012 at 3:30 pm #

        Thats it keep selling the relay 🙄
        He has no public image apart from being her BF. Yey to that

    • Nonnie July 4, 2012 at 3:26 pm #

      Funny how the interviews like this are always the translated ones. But in american interviews he gives responses like “I don’t talk about my private life because i don’t want to sound like an idiot”…..yeah because we already know those either were not his exact words or it was not said at all.
      He mentioned before that in some italian interview his answers were fake and he did not even say that. So i would not be surprised if it’s the same case with this.

      • Acer July 4, 2012 at 4:18 pm #

        It’s impossible to control what a magazine or any form of print media decides to print. Writers, reporters, and editors change facts, embellish stories and flat out lie all the time. (Someone did that to me once — interviewed me then put all this crap in the print copy I never told them to. Anyway…) That’s why I give little credibility to print interviews. I prefer to watch video –more so unedited video.

    • Ali July 4, 2012 at 5:49 pm #

      I guess it was all lost in translation 😆

      Happy 4th to all the of the American girls! We were planning a BBQ but it decided to rain, and thunder =/

  28. alexisis July 4, 2012 at 5:22 pm #

    Rob he lives in ” cloud cuckoo land “.nuff said.

  29. Ali July 4, 2012 at 7:23 pm #

    This blind item was revealed today and they say it’s Bob, Stewpid and Ashley.

    “It has been an interesting few weeks for this celebrity couple. The couple, part of a huge franchise and consisting of a B+/A- movie actor andmovie actreess have always managed to give the impression they are a couple, when in reality they are not. It has never been that big of an issue until lately. With the exception of some flings our actor had on set with some of his co-stars, he has managed to keep everything he has done on the side on the down low. The actress has always loved the friendship and relationship the two have had although it has been entirely asexual. She does not really have feelings for anyone, whether it be male or female in a sexual way and has loved being part of a relationship without actually being in a relationship. Make sense? Well, although it works for her, it has not always worked for the actor. He would love to play the field and take advantage of all the women who want to be with him. Not in a Gerard Butler kind of way, but at least have some fun. Most of the time his drinking keeps him from getting too interested as that is by far his first love. Unbeknownst to the actress though, the actor has maintained a steady group of two or three other women who he spends time with which satisfies his needs. If the actress were to find out about them or if the relationships would be made public then she would be forced to answer questions about this long time relationship and move on which is something she is loathe to do. She likes being insulated. The problem is the actor has been seeing someone more frequently who is growing impatient and wants to be seen with our actor in public. She wants a real relationship and not just one consisting of random hotel rooms and hookups at his place when the actress is out of town. It got so bad that in the past two weeks, the woman actually showed up on the set where our actor was filming and he had to pass off the woman as an obssessed fan which our actress did not entirely believe. Also, a former lover of the actor who also happens to be a co-star got drunk with the couple and began revealing details of the relationship she had with the actor and did so loudly. She also saw the “obsessed fan,” and said, “That looks exactly like the girl you showed me last year who you said was just your type and you were going to try and meet her.” Although our couple headed back home together, apparently neither of them have stayed there together since the fateful time on set.

    Robert Pattinson/Kristen Stewart/Ashley Greene”

    • mikelissa12 July 4, 2012 at 8:20 pm #

      Wow!!!! I don’t think they can print that if not true Imho it makes sense that that is the missing puzzle piece.

      • Ali July 4, 2012 at 8:31 pm #

        I agree. This BI was also first posted when they had just finished doing the reshoots for BD2. I remember I read it and it had Bob and K all over it.

        However that last sentence made me wonder if they truly live together? So maybe the Los Feliz house is really theirs, it would make sense I guess. They complicate their life to much…I truly fear for the already fragile mental health of their crazy fans when it comes to light that they are not together.

      • ? July 4, 2012 at 9:01 pm #

        Yes it says they live together as friends and booby has a gf on the side, not Ashley…per this note

      • Ali July 4, 2012 at 11:51 pm #

        Got it, thanks ? 🙂

    • ? July 4, 2012 at 9:15 pm #

      This crap is needed to save what’s left of booby’s manhood.. Chalk one up for the booby pr team!
      He is falling… Some pr team needs to give this guy another life line.. But with all his money, he bought it fair and square 😉

    • kelli July 4, 2012 at 11:39 pm #

      haha oooo boy…twitter ppl are starting to find it….and gettin mad…..butttt is this a repost of it? i feel like we’ve read it before?

      • Ali July 4, 2012 at 11:50 pm #

        The actual BI was posted on May 8th and it was revealed today. I need to change my major to publicity, I could be making so much money with these 2 lol

      • kelli July 5, 2012 at 12:04 am #

        Lol yesss! ….maybe thats why….haha just feels like its been out there longer…i was like i knowwww ive read n seen it before!

  30. lisa July 4, 2012 at 8:26 pm #

    Happy 4th dear lovely ladies!!!!! That blind is still making me laugh because sheep are going to flip!!! Wool be a flying!

    • lisa July 4, 2012 at 8:29 pm #

      And that includes my honorary UK ladies!

    • ? July 4, 2012 at 9:02 pm #

      Cheers Lisa!

      • Lisa July 4, 2012 at 11:25 pm #

        Hugggggsssss ?

  31. movinon1 July 4, 2012 at 9:37 pm #

    From dl:

    flag: [ww] [ff] [troll-dar]
    [R140], I wonder if that’s what they call a ‘double bluff’ or whatever the word for it is.

    That is, you realize that people aren’t buying the fake PR story you are putting out, so you put out another fake PR story that sounds more credible than the first one, but which is also fake.

    Eg. the studios/agents have realized that many people don’t buy Robert & Kristen as a couple, so in order to cover up the fact that they are gay, they concede the relationship is fake, but try to convince people that they are asexual/straight and involved with other people.

    by: Anonymous reply 141 07/04/2012 @ 07:39PM

    Another twist thrown into the bucket of shit….when does this end?????????

    …and a Happy 4th…what’s left of it 🙂

    • lowana July 4, 2012 at 9:53 pm #

      I agree with dl. If they are just friends but living together, why would she care if he’s dating other girls, why would he have to hide it from her. She expects him to be celebate? I don’t buy any of it. I think they are conceding finally that these two are in a fake relationship but saying he’s dating others to cover up the real truth. He’s gay. Her too I would bet. They’re just really great friends and maybe do hang out and sleep over alot.

      • kelli July 4, 2012 at 10:33 pm #

        lol….seems the air is being let out of their PR relationship…. i have to say that i think and agree with some that people just arent buying it anymore or maybe their just fed up that they wont own each other if they are….and i was sitting here thinking and looking at pics of them…lol ill post a few later that had me like …hmmm.. lol…but the thing i was thinking of last night was….remember when the glamour was it? the “my fucking bf” comment? whoever….i guess thinking back about it now i find it funny that the interviewer just happened to have and bring uhh Bel Ami? Cosmopolis? whatever one it was….i mean she wanted a reaction out of stewpid no? never thought much about it before but now im like hmmm….cant be a coincidence on that!

      • Lisa July 4, 2012 at 11:27 pm #

        What a freaking mess!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can’t wait till this train wreck is done!

  32. lowana July 5, 2012 at 1:07 am #

    You got that Lisa! My neice has a very good friend who is a guy and he’s gay. They are together all the time. Hang out, she’s always staying at his house, they support eachother in everything they do. They hug, hold hands etc. But there’s obviously nothing sexual between them . People who see them that don’t know them would think they are “together”. Sounds exactly like R/K. IMO.

    • kelli July 5, 2012 at 1:33 am #

      exactly! i have a friend like that….and even straight friends who hold hands and hug and ppl have thought their a couple but their not…just really great friends….andddd all the kissing vids n shit…its pretty much just a peck kiss no? i mean show me a make-out vid of them and ok …we can talk but the peck kisses? friendly thing .lol

    • Acer July 5, 2012 at 12:49 pm #


  33. alexisis July 5, 2012 at 8:25 am #

    The interesting part will be when BD2 film & dvd release is over and done with,if as we think Shrew is desperate to achieve “greatness” will he be a hindrance to her.But then again if its the eternal love which the Robstens profess they have for each other well
    ..Take your seats ladies fasten your seat belts Part 2 of the saga will commence early 2013.





  34. ? July 5, 2012 at 9:59 am #

    Just found this interesting…. Again. I think it’s just easier to state they’re together b/c that is what they show publicly…the game should just stop so no one can make money off of women peddling the relay game and further dividing fans who are already over the top in their rants either way.. IMHO of course..

    This is a post on dl…

    flag: [ww] [ff] [troll-dar]
    I just want to see how these fans are going to react at the end. Are they going to continue to deny to everyone and themselves that they’ve been taken for fools?
    No, they’ll always believe in The Cause, even when Stewart and Pattinson inevitably go their separate ways. They’ll cry and gnash their teeth and go through all the stages of grief, and hope that True Love will reign in the end and their Bella and Edward will eventually get back together and have babies, and all that good fantasy stuff, but they’ll never ever believe the whole thing was a giant PR showmance. It’s just not the way these people work. They aren’t smart, critical thinkers-they’re mothers and grandmothers and teenagers from small towns, with small narrow lives who believe everything they read in US Weekly or Entertainment Tonight. But it’s very worrying and sad that the most invested and creepy Robsten fans happen to be middle aged women who have lived vicariously through this relationship the over the years and it’s seemed to have given them a purpose in life. You know those posters-the ones who live for every little new picture or story or tweet and how it makes their day that ‘their couple’ is so happy and in love. What the hell are these people going to do when the romance is over? I truly don’t know, so it should be interesting to watch.

    And I predict it will be about a year after Twilight is over before Rob and Kristen go their separate ways. You have to imagine that with award shows and DVD sales to deal with, they can’t really break up until the entire marketing push is well and truly over. I think Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron hung around about a year out of HSM, so I think we’ll see the same thing happen here.

    But god help them when they start dating other people. I think that’s when the anger might begin. The fans will feel ‘betrayed’-depending on how the story is played out-and those fans Pattinson and Stewart have depended on will go away. It’s actually a bit of a bind they’ve painted themselves into.

    by: Anonymous reply 170 07/05/2012 @ 09:34AM

    • movinon1 July 5, 2012 at 10:50 am #

      All those creepy robstens will take their anger out on bob/shrew the media and management teams, not in that order, but the backlash will be felt. To think they could have sold twi as just a Edward/Bella love story and forget the personal life of the two actors. But they let the on screen romance of two fictional characters spill over into bob/shrews personal life. The saga without all the drama whether bob/shrew are dating, would have done well imo.

      • kelli July 5, 2012 at 1:13 pm #

        Hmm i have a feeling bob will be the one that gets the most hate when they break up lmao….imo…..buttttt getttttt ready for the fuckery! next week is Comic-Con and the wonderful lovers are to attend it sooo somethingggg will happen…watch haha…theyll be photographed kissing leaving CC lol….well at least sheep will want something to happen then i bet

      • Acer July 5, 2012 at 1:26 pm #

        @movinon1: “All those creepy robstens will take their anger out…” ”

        “…they could have sold twi as just a Edward/Bella love story and forget the personal life of the two actors…”

        Totally agree. That’s what has spoiled the Twit film series for me. When I saw Twit for the 1st time this past Oct. I thought ‘Cool! I’ve found a fun romantic flick I can add to my collection.’ But now? I just can’t bring myself to turn it on. I haven’t watched any of the Twit flicks since around Christmas. I tried to watch the first Twit the other weekend but I just couldn’t. All the stupid PR stunts have just ruined it (along w/kstew’s horrific behavior). And I actually felt embarrassed to watch it because people associate Twit with those crazed, obsessive female fans — and I don’t wanna be associated w/that tribe.

      • kelli July 5, 2012 at 1:34 pm #

        Agreeeee acer! I came into Twi and was like oo this isnt soo bad…at first when it first came…and because i came to like it after New Moon….i was like ehh nope dont want to like it because sooo many already do….saw it and was like oo not bad ill go read the books and get the first 2 movies and watch….i have yet to have seen any of them in a theater tho…well having paid to watch….seen BDpt1 because they gave us tickets to go watch after the premiere but like u said…. just standing by the carpet the tv ppl or press ONLY went for people who had the craziest signs or acted the craziest and i learned i may have liked it but no where near as much as these ppl around me did….and i think thats what most people think and expect when they think of the twilight fans…..crazy and overly obsessed females…

      • Acer July 5, 2012 at 1:49 pm #

        @kelli: Yeah, I couldn’t imagine standing on the red carpet or at any theatre in that kind of crowd. I’m not putting those people down, it’s just that I find that kind of behavior surrounding Twit tactless (and bizarre) for women over 21.

        The ONLY reason I originally got hooked on the first Twit was because rob was a cutie and imo got better lookin’ w/each flick. By the time eclipse came around he was h.o.t.

        k was always a miscast for me, i.e. too reserved and inexpressive in scenes which called for passion (not just ‘romantic’ scenes either).

      • kelli July 5, 2012 at 1:55 pm #

        Very Much so Acer! thats why i liked it too ..i was like oo hes cute and it got better and better….def before the major bulk of the pr shit…I think i was surprised at how many moms there were or just adults…i think you cant stay if ur under 18 unless you have a parent? or something like that….so explains why there were more adults butttt 1200! i cant imagine what their kids thought when they went on the trip lol…..and agree! she was a miscast! idk who id pick to play Bella but anyone with some emotion…i cant even watch the dvds anymore because i start laughing at K’s no expression or same expression face in all of them…probably havent watched them since January lol….thinking of the movies too tho…why do they look so awkward kissing in RL but on the screen they can pull off the kiss…at least a little bit…doesnt look so awkward to me on screen like in Cannes lets say..

      • Acer July 5, 2012 at 2:01 pm #

        @kelli: the best onscreen kissing/love scene i’ve seen rob do was in ‘remember me’ w/emilie de ravin. That’s how the scenes shouldve been in Twit…especially the honeymoon scene. DAWG….that was a let-down disaster fail if there ever was one.

      • kelli July 5, 2012 at 2:10 pm #

        True!! kissing Stewpid just seemed awkward throughout the films…but even more awkward in real life lmao imo….but yesss best by far was in Remember Me!

      • movinon1 July 5, 2012 at 2:24 pm #

        Yes Acer, I agree. The chemistry between Emilie de Raven and bob was hotter than anything bob has done since with shrew and twi.

        New moon & eclipse were on cable recently here and all I could do is laugh at shrews delivery of lines and bobs weird facial expressions, or lack of. And to think I actually liked the first one but that’s tainted now with all the showmance, crazy fans and general f*ckery.

      • Acer July 5, 2012 at 5:13 pm #

        @movinon1: Yeah, that’s how i like to see r on screen. He seemed so relaxed and natural. I don’t know what was done between he and de ravin to make that kind of hot chemistry happen, but it needs to be done in every flick he has a love scene.

  35. Nonnie July 5, 2012 at 11:00 am #

    Ted Casablanca announced that The Awful Truth Board is closing.

    Wonder where all the psychos are going to go now to fight and kill each other over robsten.

    • ? July 5, 2012 at 11:03 am #

      The beginning of the end of the taunting by the pr types via their shill… IMHO of course..

      It’s about time..

      • Nonnie July 5, 2012 at 11:10 am #

        Now all we need are the other sited to close down. Then we will hear less and less about all this fuckery.

        I noticed that the sheep are getting a little crazier lately. Is there something in the water? They are getting so desperate for something big to happen, and when things dont go their way they go crazy.

      • ? July 5, 2012 at 11:27 am #

        I have no doubt they will be fed.. They are just getting hungry again.. Cannes got them all in a twist… IMHO..

        Their hunger for the pr stunts has grown.. As we’ve said before.. Timing of ‘public appearances’ is calculated to increase in frequency all to culminate with bd2 release. Its designed to generate a buzz and escalate to frenzy… Imho of course… Same stories even.. Engagement, marriage, baby… Repeats……

        They do it before each release…beginning months in advance… IMHO of course…

      • Rachel July 5, 2012 at 12:41 pm #

        I completely agree. With the help of the lead players, Ted fostered an environment which led to complete strangers hating on each other; the sheep and the nonnies. Nonnies inparticular were threatened, their livelihoods threatened and their families. All of this for $ and for two actors that would piss on you in the rain. Shameful, quite shameful.

    • movinon1 July 5, 2012 at 2:26 pm #

      Oh I’m so glad to see that site go….such a cesspool.

    • quiche July 5, 2012 at 2:43 pm #

      No way! I hated the comment sections, but Ted is always hilarious. I wonder what he’s going to do next?

  36. ? July 5, 2012 at 11:01 am #

    So, just watching the scroll of credits after The Today show – kathie Lee and Hoda. Guess who was listed as promotional contributor in a single line .. OK magazine.. That is distressing.. Imho of course..

    • Acer July 5, 2012 at 1:35 pm #

      And THAT’S why I haven’t watched the today show in over a decade.

      Truth be told, ALL the a.m. TV talk shows on the now-shrinking ‘big 3’ are straight up stank garbage.

      If there was a NPR morning TV news show, I’d watch that.

      • movinon1 July 5, 2012 at 2:30 pm #

        Me neither Acer haven’t watched any of the morning shows. I’m more a NPR gal myself.

  37. kelli July 5, 2012 at 1:35 pm #

    Ohhh and their happy again….imagine that…some Berlin interview popped up today…go figure…week before CC…. butttt what is the part they love?

    Int: “Kristen plays SW, the fairest of all. Can u describe her beauty, is she the fairest to you too?” Rob: “Yes”

    to me its almost sarcastic when i watched…he says yes then cracks up after it…? hah wtf?

    • lowana July 5, 2012 at 2:10 pm #

      Ya, because he’s playing games. He knows what he’s doing. It’s all funny to them. The AT is closing and I am so glad. It’s a dirty cesspool of lies and delusional people.

      • kelli July 5, 2012 at 2:22 pm #

        Ahh theres another i see being rt’d….idk where its from tho.. hmm

        “I only calmed down when, at the end, Kristen told me she loved it.” – Rob talking about Kristen watching Cosmopolis

        rightttt….sounds like bs to me…..ohh yes..he def knows what he’s doing…def feeding them what they want to hear

      • ? July 5, 2012 at 2:23 pm #

        what is the AT?

      • movinon1 July 5, 2012 at 2:28 pm #

        Awful truth Ted casablanca

  38. alexisis July 5, 2012 at 2:39 pm #

    Of course she loved Cosmopolis,just like Boob loved Swath,their taste is impeccable !!

  39. click July 5, 2012 at 2:56 pm #

    Ted is gone?
    Let’s partyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

    • Liza July 5, 2012 at 4:16 pm #


    • Acer July 5, 2012 at 5:17 pm #

      @click: LOL! 😀

  40. Nonnie July 5, 2012 at 6:11 pm #

    LOL at this new Spew interview

    Fashion Last week Fashion Canada was in Paris to interview Kristen about being the face of Balenciaga’s new Florabotanica perfume, which launches this fall. Between attending a garden party—hosted by Stewart and the fashion house’s creative director Nicolas Ghesquière—and chatting one-on-one with the actress the next day about everything from fashion to fragrance, here are three things they learned about Kristen:

    She loves her Balenciaga leather jacket
    In Vanity Fair’s July issue cover story, the writer noted she wore it at two of their meetings. At last week’s launch party she layered the jacket over a pale blue dress, which she also paired with black booties.
    She drops a lot of F-bombs
    We counted six in our interview and heard a few more at dinner the night before.
    She hates getting real flowers
    “I would much rather keep them in the garden. Things need to move. I just feel like flowers are dead. They smell great, but I’m not a huge fan,” she told us. Note to Robert Pattinson: if you want to make Kristen your real-life bride, send her a bouquet made of twisted metal flowers modelled after the wild and dangerous-looking blooms seen in Florabotanica’s fragrance ad campaign. “Imagine getting this big metal [arrangement]… that would be awesome. I would marry whoever sent me that.”

    Very classy Spew. Everyone knows you for your F bombs. And Rob better run out like a little bitch to buy those flowers or else spew might just leave his ass for someone else who buys them for her.

    • Kell July 5, 2012 at 6:18 pm #

      Lmao….wtf…and if she doesnt like flowers why is she promoting a floral fragrance

      • Nonnie July 5, 2012 at 6:31 pm #

        She is an idiot and a hypocrite thats why. She is turning into everything she says she would not.

      • ? July 5, 2012 at 7:18 pm #


    • ? July 5, 2012 at 7:17 pm #

      how do you sell a perfume made from real flowers if you don’t like flowers unless they belong to someone else ina garden? wtf?

  41. Liza July 5, 2012 at 8:18 pm #


    Thanks to the “Twilight” movies you’re one of the big earners in the movie industry.
    Pattinson: There you’re mistaken. This is greatly exaggerated.

    But you have sufficient available financial resources to invest. What principles do you follow?
    I do not have any, because I’m not very good at spending money or investing. I have simply no idea. Okay, I’ve spent money on a house, but I hardly use it because I travel so much.

    • ? July 5, 2012 at 8:31 pm #

      So much for the hotel lies.. 😆

    • lisa July 5, 2012 at 11:45 pm #

      Lol no he doesn’t use it shrew and her dirtbag friends do hehehe

  42. Liza July 5, 2012 at 8:24 pm #

    “In case you missed it, the word of the day was “sh-t”. When she was interviewed in Elle, the word of the day was “f-ck”. I know she’s super-cool and somewhat intelligent (I go back and forth on that), but she really needs to change up her vocabulary. I cuss like a sailor too, but every other word out of my mouth isn’t “sh-t” and “f–k”.

  43. Famewhore July 5, 2012 at 8:30 pm #

    So here he admits he has bought a house. But in interviews the a..hole says he lives in hotels. What a surprise another lie..

    • ? July 5, 2012 at 8:32 pm #

      I said the same thing at the same time .. Love that posters see thru his b.s… His lies are constant, for absolutely no reason .. Idiot

  44. Famewhore July 5, 2012 at 8:38 pm #

    I don’t think he remembers which lies he tells anymore.

    • ? July 5, 2012 at 8:58 pm #

      The funny thing is.. It wouldn’t surprise me if she did.. Just for shits and giggles to make her robsten fans twirl..l nice play k.. Especially for an uber private person like yourself!

      • Nonnie July 5, 2012 at 9:30 pm #

        I predict she will show up at Comic Con with a new ring on her finger, then Her and Rob will play coy. Then she will do an interview where she drops some stuff and says “Im Engaged” or “my fucking fiance” Then she will say “OMG. Like, I didn’t know i was being interviewed”
        Then the sheep will explode and go watch BD2 50 more times than they usually do since they need to support robstens future wedding.

      • kelli July 5, 2012 at 10:25 pm #

        Haha ooook i think i dreamed something up….i thought they had a recent or semi recent article that neither were ready or looking to get married or have kids?….did i not see that somewhere? and now their back to oo she was looking for a ring….hmm

      • Nonnie July 5, 2012 at 11:18 pm #

        Honestly Kelli, they are starting to give me a migraine with all these rumors. They say no it’s not true then the sheep say it is, then it gets debunked then they say stuff in interviews about dating then they say they don’t talk about it, then we see rob out with other women when spew is not around.

        I really don’t know what to believe anymore, at this point it should be clear with al this back and forth shit that they are trying to take everyone for fools.

      • kelli July 5, 2012 at 11:27 pm #

        verrry true!….lol def giving me a headache anymore…they need to own up and say yes or no lol….reading some of the comments tho is funny cuz i still say it was no coincidence that the interviewer had Bel Ami sitting around when interviewing stewpid..

  45. Liza July 5, 2012 at 10:33 pm #

    I vote for the lesser of the two evils. Maybe I will write in myself this year. I am beyond over this country and the 1%. My husband risks his life as a fireman every 3 days and yet the upper class sh*t on them as if it is nothing at all. Cut our retirement and medical benefits so you can go to effing Aspen or wherever they go to hobnob and rub elbows and spend gobs of money every year. Over it! I am so glad Rob is the way he is, not blinded by dollar signs. I hope he gives anonymously so no one can ever judge him. I am humbled by his view of money and his desires to earn what he already has. There is no American dream anymore, Washington, Hollywood, and that 1% made sure of that. But there are Rob and Kristen. If I am ever fortunate enough to meet even one of them, I hope I can be coherent enough to let them know how admired they are and that they are really just good people. Really good looking good people who actually seem to give a damn that most of us cannot afford to get a decent car if we need it or buy good healthy food. They are aware, and that just really makes me love them even more. been a long year dealing with FL govt cutbacks. Sucks when you actually rely on the idiots to pay you.

    • Diana July 6, 2012 at 12:05 am #

      She’s right. Booby’s not blinded by dollar signs. It’s more likely the coke and liquor that blinds him, and it’s the laziness(couldn’t be bothered to get an international phone plan :roll:, the globetrotter that he is!) that earns him the $20,000 phone bill.

      If he was truly humble, he would show his face, at a hospital, an orphanage or a disaster zone, or at least some impoverished foreign country.

      Truth is, he’s a money grubbing douchebag player, and that Rstenation poster is an average, disillusioned American woman, inventing, and enjoying her own version of happiness, via the Boob and his Butch. Sad, but true.

      Booby should be so proud. Hell, maybe that one will forgive him and still see his films, after he dumps/cheats on Stewpid (I predict that will be the way the breakup plays out.)

    • Nonnie July 5, 2012 at 11:41 pm #

      LOL!! poor sheep they are going crazy, their dream was squashed

      • kelli July 5, 2012 at 11:46 pm #

        ahahah im dyin laughing over here…i think the comments on E were funny tho too cuz ppl are def still fighting that their real…..not saying they are or arent again but come onnnnnn look at HW couples like Andrew and Emma or Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds is it now?…those are private couples…those are couples who dont mind kissing in public and keep a somewhat private life too…they own up to the relationship and they all look to me like they have chemistry…lol unlike the lovebirds lmao…idk…thats one thing ive always been interested in or good at…reading peoples body language or gettin vibes…cheesy as it sounds…some ppl just give off couple-y vibes lol or in love vibes imo lol

      • Nonnie July 5, 2012 at 11:50 pm #

        yeah spew always looks like she wants to puke when he is around her. She is very cold

      • Diana July 6, 2012 at 12:08 am #

        @ Nonnie: I have noticed Spew’s nauseated look many times also. I believe it’s because she is a lesbian, and is overly tired of having to pretend kiss the same damn guy.

        She looks pretty darn happy and comfy when she’s chillin with her lesbian friends.

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