Breaking Wind 2’s Creepy Calendar

10 Jul

Summit’s photo-shopping = major fail 4 years in a row.



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86 Responses to “Breaking Wind 2’s Creepy Calendar”

  1. Ashley July 10, 2012 at 11:39 pm #

    New board

  2. Ali July 11, 2012 at 12:04 am #

    Um wow… least her mouth is closed.

    • Rachel July 11, 2012 at 12:19 am #

      Yep you close her mouth and her chin grows 2 feet. 😯
      These look awful. The level of fug is through the roof.

      Thanks for the new board Ashley

  3. Deb (seattlechik) July 11, 2012 at 12:23 am #

    It is beyond awful. VampBeller looks like a transvestite & Eddie looks like a drunk accountant. BD is the pits.

  4. lowana July 11, 2012 at 12:33 am #

    If you go to Robstenation and look at the “gifs” on the right side, there’s one of them kissing in the bed, sitting up. He opens his mouth super wide when he goes in to kiss. Does he even know how to kiss I wonder? Kristen looks alot more experienced at it than he does…….

  5. movinon1 July 11, 2012 at 12:48 am #

    All I can see is that big ass head of Ed/bob….melon size 😯

    • Tiny Wang is an idiot July 11, 2012 at 2:52 am #

      He does!!! I can only imagine how painful his birth must’ve been.

  6. Tiny Wang is an idiot July 11, 2012 at 2:50 am #

    In the second picture she looks like Rumer Willis…. and Edward’s nose looks super crooked.

  7. alexisis July 11, 2012 at 5:12 am #

    His waxwork looks better at Madame Tussauds’

  8. Elvyn July 11, 2012 at 6:26 am #

    These are my thoughts about this car’s accident. i hope this isn’t too harsh. (I reposted here because it seems to be where people will talk.)
    Twilight fan are sometimes nuts and should respect the law. Nobody is above it and when you play with fire, you get burn. I hope this incident will teach the others one fucking thing : RESPECT THE LAW.

    Read that and you will understand my point of view :

    “What exact adjustments do you recommend to stop people from crossing against the light? Do you mean have a plethora of cops and security guards to control traffic when the convention is in session? Check? Ask people not to line up days before the convention? Check? Remove people from outside Hall H days before the convention? Check? Operate in a city that has traffic lights that tell people when to cross and when to go? Check?
    What exactly are you suggesting they do? This was a tragic accident and I feel for her family, but no one, not even the convention organizers were forcing her to wait in line or run across the street.
    Comment by Dan — Tuesday July 10, 2012 @ 6:51pm PDT  REPLY TO THIS POST”


    “Let’s look at reality here people. Someone got hit crossing the street and it is extremely sad. However, if a cop had been there and she hadn’t gotten killed, she would’ve probably been given a $200 jay walking ticket. This is not Comi-con’s fault, this is an unfortunate accident that occurred, and occurs everywhere in the world, as long as people don’t pay attention when they cross. That being said, it’s still a terrible tragedy, but stop looking for outside sources to blame, idiots.
    Comment by Be real people — Tuesday July 10, 2012 @ 7:32pm PDT  REPLY TO THIS POST”
    Source : deadline . com

    • ? July 11, 2012 at 9:45 am #

      I’m not quite sure what you are concerned about here, but suffice to say, it was a tragic event. The ‘blame game’ and ‘what if’ game can be played elsewhere.

      • Elvyn July 11, 2012 at 10:18 am #

        I said that because people are blaming the Comic Con saying it was their fault. I didn’t say it wasn’t tragic just that i hope the Twilight crown will now calm themselves and stop going few days in advance to this kind of event. They shouldn’t be there because they KNEW that NOBODY will have any ticket before thursday. NOTHING is open. NOTHING. And before the brginning of the Comic Con nobody will protect them which mean they should be responsable. We are lucky here because this car didn’t kill more and the driver. It could have been worse much worse. But knowing the Twilight crown they won’t change anything and continue to make the same mistakes.

        P.S: i am talking about that because to the previous Comic Con where twilight was present, they were already these problem with people predicting that something bad will happen. They chose to bury their head in the sand and ignore the warning. This is the result.

      • Lisa July 11, 2012 at 12:14 pm #

        I agree ? there is no one to blame it was a tragic accident and a sad one at that. Only thing i think they should do is not allow anyone to line up days in advance to any of these events and maybe avoid this in the future but that is just my opinion.

    • movinon1 July 11, 2012 at 10:35 am #

      I’m not quite sure what your point is, but until all the facts are gathered I think no should put blame on anyone, certainly not Comic con. Thousands of people attend this event every year and to blame them for a very tragic accident is not fair. My heart goes out to her family, no one’s loss should be taken lightly. I’ll go out on a limb here and say that every individual who attends any event is responsible for their safety….I know its harsh, but reality is not always pleasant.

      • Ashley July 11, 2012 at 10:42 am #

        It was on the evening news here in San Diego last night. She did try to cross when the crosswalk hand was up. The driver was actually a Comic Con vendor and was released after his statement because he had a green light. They said she was trying to get back to save her spot in line. I think the only issue here is extreme fanatics… Stuff is hyped up so much that people think its life or death if they miss it. Literally… She had been there since Sunday and Comic Con doesn’t even begin until tomorrow. I think organizers should take this into consideration and not allow people to put themselves in these positions. The line should begin the day of IMO.

      • kelli July 11, 2012 at 10:45 am #

        Ive read a tweet someone rt’d and it said the car didnt it her….well she said someone who was with her told her that she and the driver pretty much saw each other last min, she tried to stop but ended up tripping or probably couldnt finished stopping trying to not be in the way and fell and hit her head…possibly hit the side of the guys car?

      • Ashley July 11, 2012 at 10:52 am #

        They did say something about her tripping but in the same report they said they interviewed the 67 year old driver off camera and he said he just couldn’t stop in time…

      • movinon1 July 11, 2012 at 11:00 am #

        Good point Ashley I’m wondering when BD2 premieres in Nov if any changes will be made as to when fans can camp out days before…

      • Ashley July 11, 2012 at 11:06 am #

        Summit has encouraged it every year before… They even have some of the actors show up with food and stuff. I know they think it’s a kind gesture but it just makes people take even more chances because they don’t want to miss anything. I’m just hoping this tragic event brings some awareness.

      • movinon1 July 11, 2012 at 11:11 am #

        I think the fan’s are so fanatic about bob/shrew being the real Edward/Bella they lose focus on reality…jmo

      • Ashley July 11, 2012 at 11:15 am #

        I agree… They’re willing to stay outside for 5 days just to see them and watch some BD2 clips. Now someone has essentially lost her life for it… 😦

      • kelli July 11, 2012 at 11:27 am #

        I hope they make some changes! esp since this will be the last one…so you knowwww its going to be hectic…i think everyone will try to be there this time around ….i dont get the point of the cast coming out really tho….i mean it was tough to get close when they came to hand out breakfast and ppl were ridiculously pushy…i guess i dont get but do get why some ppl feel the need to go to every premiere when they have pics with most of them….just to get treated like crap in return by summit

      • Rachel July 11, 2012 at 2:53 pm #

        I agree Ashley Scummit have enjoyed the attention these fans have given their films. I feel sad for her family, even sadder that the victim felt an association with Twilight; its all make believe in the end.

  9. vickyrobssexy-britgirl July 11, 2012 at 7:17 am #

    big hugs
    omg they both look disgusting there is only taylor who looks decent anyway how are mi girls & where is steph i havent heard anything from her these last few day xoxo

    • movinon1 July 11, 2012 at 11:20 am #

      Hi Vicky…Taylor has always been the consistent one. I don’t think I’ve heard anything scandalous about him. He seems like a nice guy….I give him kudos for that 🙂

  10. Diana July 11, 2012 at 9:54 am #

    I’ll be the odd one today. I think Booby looks pretty in his Edward makeup, but a bit tired. Or do they mean for him to look pensive? Idk. Tay looks like Tay. I am impressed with the photoshop used on Stewpid. I see two different shots, and they closed closed her fucking mouth! *clapping*

    • movinon1 July 11, 2012 at 10:39 am #

      your not the odd one Diana, it’s all good. Everyone see’s something different 🙂 I didn’t realize that Shrew’s mouth was closed…. 😯

    • Acer July 11, 2012 at 5:25 pm #

      @diana: I agree R looks good. k always needs work when it comes to her shots. we have to remember she’s a ‘plain jane’ type so yes, her chin is long and she has to be photog’d from the right angles and photoshopped.

  11. Nonnie July 11, 2012 at 11:21 am #

    So sad i was reading the daily news this morning and it was in there

    • movinon1 July 11, 2012 at 11:30 am #

      she looked really happy in the pic…how sad 😦

    • Lisa July 11, 2012 at 12:06 pm #

      I agree because no celeb is worth death 😦 I feel for her family……

      • lowana July 11, 2012 at 2:23 pm #

        Yes, it is so sad. And her being 53 is no crime either. Many daughters have gotten their mothers into twilight. Maybe seeing Rob has brought them back to their youth. Face it, it’s always been about Rob. I have a co worker who is 50 and she adores him, so what, if he makes people happy, whatever age, then great. It’s just so sad that someone died because of this obsession. I’ve always thought Rob had the “Princess Diana” pull. I just hope he doesn’t get hurt or even worse because of all these crazy twits. No wonder he’s scared half the time and has body guards. The way the paps chase him, its bad. I hope he stays safe.

      • Ashley July 11, 2012 at 2:42 pm #

        OMG… I would never compare Rob to Princess Diana. She used her position to help people all over the world. She was a breath of fresh air. That can’t be said about Robert Pattinson with all his famewhoring and his death wishing girlfriend. He will be a nobody in years to come, it’s already starting. Diana will always be remembered for the good she brought to the world.

      • Liza July 11, 2012 at 2:51 pm #

        Right on. And the only people that care about him and his movies are the Twi-hards.

      • Rachel July 11, 2012 at 2:55 pm #

        As someone from the UK Diana had weigh more press attention for years and she particulary opened the worlds eyes to AIDS. Boob just uses his press attention to promote himself and his girlfriend. There is nothing decent going on their at all.

      • Lisa July 11, 2012 at 3:12 pm #

        I agree he doesn’t do anything worth remembering in years to come. And I think he will be forgotten in years to come the same can not and will not be said for Princess Di she was amazing and we still feel her loss today 😦

      • Ashley July 11, 2012 at 3:31 pm #

        He will always be Edward. 😉

        They were interviewing fans in line for Comic Con and when asked who they were there to see… the group of girls/women screamed “EDWARD!!!” I was LMAO! 😆

      • kelli July 11, 2012 at 4:33 pm #

        yessss! seeeee that tells you how deep in to twilight they are lol…its not Rob its Edward lmao…but i have to say i did care for his career for a while and hoped something would happen that he’d stop with the pr shit and dumb stuff butttt its def changing ..not really caring anymore

      • goodfangonebad July 12, 2012 at 11:57 am #

        No offense to anyone. But the thought of me at the age of 50 something going to the crowd event lining up for catching a glimpse of certain celebrities is really terrifying. My condolences to her family.

    • Shailene July 12, 2012 at 8:31 am #

      If Rob and Kristen don’t have the grace to offer their condolences at comic con I will be even more disgusted by them. Ashley Greene and Nikki Reed have offered theirs I hope Kristen and Rob will at least show they still have some decency left in them and the same for Taylor. Regarding this calendar? Ugly and cheap looking as usual but not surprised at the low quality or blank expressions from all. Taylor is a nice kid but he’s just an awful actor sadly i dont see him having much of a career. Rob fans will grow up one day and he will be forgotten because he doesn’t take any risks or play anything different. He’s just not a versatile actor like Fassbender or Gosling. Kristens bad attitude will be her own undoing, I still don’t believe she is worth 35 bucks let alone 35 million. The world must be really coming to an end if this untalented wrench is making more than people who actually have talent. I honestly don’t think any actor is worth that much when all they do is dress up and make believe.

      • Nonnie July 12, 2012 at 9:01 am #

        They already started off on the wrong foot. While their co-stars went out to greet fans and sign autographs. Mr. & Ms. Stewart decided they were too good to do that and went to eat sushi in a private room, without even going outside to say hi to the fans who waited and are even upset by the death of that women. Even Mackenzie went outside to greet people and sign autographs

        I cannot believe that two people could think so highly of themselves that they need to separate themselves from the everyone else, they are so far up their own asses it’s disgusting.

      • Ashley July 12, 2012 at 9:50 am #

        Showing their true colors again… I thought I smelled a stench in the air last night.

        SDCC’s heating up, you guys! While the rest of the TwiCast enjoyed the Summit and Fandango-sponsored Twilight BDPart2 Party (here are some pics by robkris13 and @FandangoFB), Rob and Kristen spent their Wednesday evening with a quiet sushi dinner at Nobu.

      • kelli July 12, 2012 at 9:09 am #

        lol…oooo what a “date night” too…. read on one of the sites that k was in hoodie and baseball cap?….sooooo romantic 😛

      • Nonnie July 12, 2012 at 10:37 am #

        Ashley, I cant wait till this ends. Rob has become just as arrogant as Spew and now they are taking it to a whole new level. They think they are better than everyone else in the cast? Pfffttt

      • Ashley July 12, 2012 at 11:15 am #

        I know, Nonnie. I can’t stand either of them. The old Rob was outgoing and always giggling. He had no problem hanging with the rest of the cast in the past. I think everything changed because no one likes Shrew and since he’s her fucking boyfriend… He has to tag along behind her. Spineless prick that he is. Neither ungrateful asshole will ever get another dollar out of me.

      • movinon1 July 12, 2012 at 10:38 am #

        Nobu 😯 ummm did Mr Stewart drop another $12,000 last night with his epic luv….what an ass!

      • Rachel July 12, 2012 at 1:45 pm #

        I agree with all of you though Ashley sums it up so eloquently with spinless prick.

      • Ashley July 12, 2012 at 1:49 pm #

        :mrgreen: Just keeping it real!

        I can’t wait to see how they’re dressed today. Here’s to hoping for more matching outfits. 😆

  12. Acer July 11, 2012 at 5:33 pm #

    i’m just patiently waiting to see if r’s behavior changes after BD2. when 2013 rolls around & he’s still doin’ the same ol’ stuff, then no one else (contractual agreements, obnoxious stank nasty imaginary girlfriend etc..etc..) is to blame –he is what he is and the jig is up. but if he changes for the better, i’ll support his career. until then…. (*twiddle thumbs*)

    • kelli July 11, 2012 at 6:03 pm #

      yesss! completely agree! if it doesnt change after he doesnt have any contractual agreements then totally done trying to support his career lol

  13. Acer July 11, 2012 at 5:39 pm #

    Had to repost this:

    • Nonnie July 11, 2012 at 8:27 pm #

      0:05 to 0:20 if you listen to it describes Spew perfectly.

  14. Ali July 11, 2012 at 5:55 pm #

    According to US magazine (not that I believe them much) Andrew Garfield and Bob don’t get along. Andrew hates that they compare them just because they are both English and he thinks Bob is the equivalent of a cheesy boy bander 😆
    I still remember that pic of them hugging at some award party or something and they looked friendly enough to me, but I don’t know how long ago it was taken.

    • kelli July 11, 2012 at 6:04 pm #

      lol probably back when Rob wasnt such an ass and before the bulk of fuckery! lol

  15. kelli July 11, 2012 at 6:05 pm #

    haha lmao….ooo he wants to stop living like a degenerate….sooooo how is that working for ya bob?….from where i sit …doesnt seem like anythings changed haha

    • Ali July 11, 2012 at 6:17 pm #

      I hope he NEVER gets casted as Bond!! Not now not ever!!!! 😆

      • kelli July 11, 2012 at 6:23 pm #

        haha i dont think he ever will….the guys who have played bond are strong male actors…bob def isnt lol

      • Acer July 11, 2012 at 6:36 pm #

        I don’t think you have to worry about that. Like Kelli said, Bond is a strong male character. That’s why Pierce Brosnan was a miscast for that role — he’s a gentleman but was too soft, not believable. Connery is king, and Craig followed well in his footsteps.

  16. Acer July 11, 2012 at 6:41 pm #

    CNN Article on the “Casting of 50 Shades” and guess who’s on the list? Make sure you read the comments below the article.

    • Lisa July 11, 2012 at 6:47 pm #

      Thank goodness that is probably not a possiblility she would suck the life out of it for sure and you should hear ppl on twitter they said they will not go see it if either of them are in it. Funny Bob’s name is not coming up i think they know he is so NOT right for the part….

      • Acer July 11, 2012 at 6:52 pm #

        @Lisa: NEITHER of them is right for the part. And DEFINITELY NOT kstew.

      • Lisa July 11, 2012 at 6:59 pm #

        I agree 1000 percent and i hope EL James knows this although I think she does 🙂

      • kelli July 11, 2012 at 7:33 pm #

        hhahaha….EL doesnt want either of them in 50 Shades …least i remember reading that somewhere

  17. Lisa July 11, 2012 at 6:59 pm #

    LMFAO go SM i would kick their asses out too and get on with the new 😈

    ‘Twilight Saga’s Stephenie Meyer Planning Comic-Con Surprise For ‘The Host’
    By MIKE FLEMING | Wednesday July 11, 2012

    EXCLUSIVE: Author Stephenie Meyer, whose Twilight Saga franchise helped make Comic-Con such an important cog in movie marketing, has something dramatic planned when she and the film’s cast cast gather tomorrow for their final Comic-Con panel for Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn–Part 2. I’m told that the surprise will focus on what is shaping up to be Meyers’ next film franchise, The Host. She and that film’s distributor, Open Road, will be doing something during the Twilight Saga panel for The Host. I could not confirm whether this is a sneak peek at footage–the film wrapped just weeks ago–though that would certainly make sense as the author tries to entice Twihards to embrace her next major film.

    The Host is Meyers’ first science fiction novel, and focuses on a parasitic alien soul injected into Melanie Stryder (Saoirse Ronan), one of the last human holdouts trying to resist the alien invasion. Initially bent on breaking the girl’s spirit and thwarting the resistance effort, the alien soul becomes obsessed with her memories and free will.

    There is a certain symmetry here, because while Meyer has only published a single novel, it’s believed she has already written the next two installments of a trilogy. Just as that vampire/werewolf saga focused on a love triangle between Kristin Stewart, Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner, the Andrew Niccol-directed The Host does the same with characters played by Ronan, Max Irons and Jake Abel. The Host opens Easter weekend 2013. Stay tuned.

  18. vickyrobssexy-britgirl July 12, 2012 at 6:11 am #

    big hugs
    hi rach,lisa,? how r you all hope you are all ok i carnt believe they were screaming edward instead of robert just goes to show they are too wraped up in twilight fandom crap & this james bond film i carnt see him doing it they need a strong actor & robbie just aint 1 of them tom hardy would be good for the role yum,yum,anyway were is steph i havent heard anything from her these last few days hope shes ok xoxo

  19. onanaano July 12, 2012 at 7:32 am #

    quiet here…

    • kelli July 12, 2012 at 8:29 am #

      Lol…waitin on the fuckery that’ll happen at CC today…surprised nothing really happened last night with them

  20. movinon1 July 12, 2012 at 10:34 am #

    I don’t think either bob/shrew will offer their condolences to the fan’s family at comic con today…..I wonder if the fans will be mad. Both live in a world of their own insulated from what goes on in the real world. It still boggles my mind how two people think their above everything……but they will be forgotten one day.

    • onanaano July 12, 2012 at 10:47 am #

      I think they team will read this, and they offer their condolences with even tears in their ayes…

  21. movinon1 July 12, 2012 at 11:37 am #

    Two things regarding bob/shrew:

    1. Their actions speak louder than words

    2. You become like the people you surround yourselves with

    • Diana July 12, 2012 at 12:34 pm #

      Ture and true, Movin. Booby’s actions have been progressively changing over the years. He used to smile, laugh, and cut up with his Twi cast mates. He used to greet fans, and at least pretend that he appreciates their time ($).

      Stewpid has always acted like she is better than everyone, I remember hearing about how often she would be trying to do the directors’ job, on the set of Twi. She mocked Twi fans, and referred to them as “retarded”. She got pretty chummy with NR for a minute, but imho that was totally a sex thing.

      Now, as Twi cast members greet fans, who have been waiting for days, those 2 can’t be bothered. I truly hope that both of them are straight(even though I do not believe that), and I hope they believe themselves to be thoroughly in love. The 2 fucks completely deserve each other.

  22. Liza July 12, 2012 at 2:00 pm #

    New Pic

    • Ashley July 12, 2012 at 2:18 pm #

      Eww the legs

    • kelli July 12, 2012 at 2:22 pm #

      hahah wtfffff….i watched some of it….wtf is up with her shoes…she actually rolled her eyes when rob was talking….looked a little over at taylor n rolled her eyes….i do wonder tho how they kept grabbing each others chairs some if it was to sell it 😛

  23. Nonnie July 12, 2012 at 2:05 pm #

    Well well. What do you know. Spew showed up looking really gross and dirty even someone next to me said “Ewww wtf did she shower”? lmao. And she has on black high top sneakers with a yellow skirt and a white top. And in her true bitch fashion, when Rob got asked a question she cut him off and started talking. This bitch does not have any respect for others. She thinks it all about her.

    • Rachel July 12, 2012 at 2:07 pm #

      Lets sell the Robsten, sell sell sell. 😆

  24. Ashley July 12, 2012 at 2:19 pm #


    @ROBsessedBlog: Josh asked about FSoG….has Kristen shared it with them? She said that would be disgusting. Rob said he licks the pages.

    • onanaano July 12, 2012 at 2:33 pm #

      what is FSoG?

      • Ashley July 12, 2012 at 2:40 pm #

        Fifty Shades of Grey. The fanfic where the names were changed and story sold by a greedy bitch.

    • movinon1 July 12, 2012 at 3:05 pm #

      That just goes to show what an immature manchild he is….good grief grow the fuck up. They are totally dicking around with the fans….ass wipes!!!

  25. Liza July 12, 2012 at 2:33 pm #

    Terri_Schwartz of MTV “Spotted: Kristen and Rob holding hands outside ‪#mtvsdcc‬ headquarters after the livestream. One, two, three aw”

    • Ashley July 12, 2012 at 2:40 pm #

      Pics or it didn’t happen. 🙄 I hear she was a real bitch butting in when no one was talking to her.

      • movinon1 July 12, 2012 at 3:09 pm #

        Now all of sudden shrew wants to talk….regular chatty kathy there…:roll:

        I hope there’s a million pics of the holding hands and groping each other…those two deserve each other…may they live in eternal dumbdome

    • kelli July 12, 2012 at 2:41 pm #

      lmao…whoooo wouldve guessed that…i mean what their so private and all…thank god their not surrounded by press…lmao….seee shit like that is why i dont believe it lol….they knew someone would tweet about it

  26. Nonnie July 12, 2012 at 2:42 pm #

    here we go guys! fuckery at it finest!


    cant wait for the pics lmaoooo!!!

  27. Nonnie July 12, 2012 at 2:46 pm #


    dont know if the comment showed up the 1st time so im posting again.
    Fuckery at it finest. Lets wait for pics!!!

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