Black Book Interview

22 Jul


I am Robert Pattinson’s beating heart and I am speaking to you from my home within his thoracic cage. We are at rest now. I beat 70 bpm, which is fairly typical for a 26-year-old white male who, like Robert, is in good but not superhuman shape. Rob, I should mention, has been going through, what he calls, “a thing.” “I’m on an all-liquid diet,” he explains to an interlocutor in the non-plummy London accent that surprises so many people who haven’t realized that Robert Pattinson isn’t actually a vampire named Edward Cullen. “I had to be shirtless for a photo shoot,” Rob explaints, “so I asked a nutritionist what’s a diet in which you can still drink as much as you want. She said a liquid diet.” Further proof that Rob isn’t a vampire. Vampires, in general, shy away from photo shoots since their sparkle, exacerbated by the camera flash, confounds even the most skilled photographer. Also vampires rarely have body image issues and they never drink. (Their blood doesn’t circulate.)

Not uncommonly, Rob and I are alone and what few other people there are in this room – a very hot club hidden behind a Papaya King in West Hollywood which is, being a hot sunny afternoon, very quiet – are all paying attention to us. Rob is, after all, the world’s biggest heartthrob, and I am the heart that beats within. I can sense other hearts speed up when they approach us, like the heart of the hot dog jockey from out front who asks, as he delivers the mango juices and kraut dogs in their jaunty paper sleighs, for Rob to sign a strip of waxy receipt paper. “My girlfriend loves you,” he says, almost apologetically. I don’t speed up as Rob scrawls his name and hers (it’s Mallory) and hands it back like a bill of lading for a cargo ship full of unlikely sexual fantasies.

Rob is dressed, as usual, according to that unwritten Hollywood code by which the higher one is paid the less attention one pays to his or her external aspect. And though we’re worth 62 million dollars, in Rob’s case, I can tell you, the nonchalance is genuine. This baseball cap, those black running sneakers, the denim shirt, the sort of young Ron Howard thing going on; these are our garments. This gangly lope, a tad idle with the same slack jaunt rhythm as James Dean in Giant; this is our gait.

We arrived here in a white SUV chauffeured by a guy named Jeff. He’s from Phoenix and he’s our driver. He showed up a few years ago wearing a boxy suit and a thick tie. “Classic temp look,” says Rob. Now he wears a tight black t-shirts. From inside the tinted windows of the SUV on the way to the club, Rob scanned the stores that line Hollywood Boulevard. They read like a game of scummy Duck Duck Goose:Souvenir shop. Souvenir shop. Souvenir shop. Strip club. The latter boasts, “1000s of Attractive Girls. 3 Ugly ones.” I wonder what it must be like to be the heart of one of the ugly ones. I’ll never know. I’m one of the lucky ones.

In the windows of more than one souvenir shop, Rob sees himself on calendars, on posters, on keychains manufactured in some Chinese industrial hinterland by a laborer who stares at Rob’s face and his large blue eyes and his lupine teeth peeking from behind his pouting lips and yet he has no sense of me, Rob’s beating heart. And I have no sense of the worker or his heart either. Passing the cheap junk with Rob’s face on it doesn’t make me beat faster, wither. The thought of what keys people attach to Rob’s trinketed face, what chambers they open and what secrets are kept therein, does accelerate me slightly, since we rarely meet anyone outside of the “industry” these days, and even if we did, it would never be me and only rarely be Rob they see. It would be Edward Cullen, that heartless vampire who has lorded over me since 2008 and won’t released his grasp until this November, at which point he can’t die because he’s already dead, but we can because we were made in his image, or he in ours. Either way, we’re so entwined that the separation could kill Rob and break me.

Rob and I spend a lot of time sitting in the back of cars these days, shuttling from press junket to interview to set to press junket. So much sitting makes me slightly nervous. A sedentary lifestyle is a leading cause in cardiovascular disease and Type 2 diabetes. So is smoking which, happily, Rob just quit. Now he carried these silly glowing electronic cigarettes and sits in the backs of cars sucking them, watching this face, still in the reflection and gliding by outside, as he is driven around. Rob does, of course, know how to drive. He took a ten-hour course in Oregon for, I think Breaking Dawn. I could be wrong; they all blur together. He’s a terrible driver. “I learned by people crashing into me,” he explains. Funny story, this is how he tells it: “The first time anyone said anything about my being famous was when I tried to buy a car a few years ago. It was an ’89 BMW convertible for $1,000 I found on Craigslist. I went out to the hills to take it on a test drive and, of course, almost crashed. A few days later I went back to pick it up. I had said I was an actor and the guy had looked me up. When I went back, he said,’Dude, do you realize you’re #2 on IMDB?’ I thought, ‘Shit, now I can’t ask for the 200 bucks off.’”

Our latest film, Cosmopolis, also takes place largely in the back of a car, albeit a very long one. David Cronenberg directed it. Rob plays Eric Packer, an exceedingly bored, borderline autistic billionaire who traverses Manhattan latitudinally from east to west in a specially designed limousine. During this commute he loses many of his billions in ill-advised currency speculation on the yen while the world descends into chaos around him. This chaos, of course, is largely due to his ill-advised currency speculation. He spends a lot of time watching his face, still in reflection, and the chaos is causes, gliding by in silence. (The car has been “Prousted,” with cork. Google to understand the reference.) In the end he is either shot to death or not shot to death by a disgruntled former employee played by Paul Giamatti. Whether he is or isn’t doesn’t matter a whole lot. Eric doesn’t really care since he has a hard time connecting to the world beyond numbers. He does, however, have lots of sex. Some of it is with Juliette Binoche. That scene got me going when we filmed it, but less from thrusting than from laughing. “Juliette kept on hitting her head on the top of the car,” recalls Rob. I can feel the rush of endorphins as he breaks into a wide smile that instantly turns him from a brooding heartthrob into another nice English lad you’d meet down at the pub. For that reason, he rarely breaks into it. Smiling isn’t on brand.

The film is based on a book by Don DeLillo, so it’s confusing. The first line is like all those that flow from it, both profound and absurd. “We want a haircut,” says Eric, stepping from an office building. Confusion, though, we like. “I’m easy to please,” Rob says. “When I don’t understand something, I’m immediately interested.” Confusion piques me. So does confrontation. When Cosmopolis premiered at Cannes in May, I beat the hardest I have in a long time. “I was kind of shitting myself,” says Rob. Having spoken to his colon, I’ve concluded this is a bit of hyperbole. Nonetheless, it was exciting. There’s a caesura between when the credits finish rolling and when the lights go up, a moment of silent grace, punctuated only by my deafening thrum. This is the instant before which the audience either claps or boos, when our post-Twilight career was, like a Shrodinger’s cat, simultaneously both alive and dead. And in that moment, I pittered, pattered, and battered in Pattinson’s chest a million times a minutes. “I lost my mind,” Rob says. “I was preparing myself to fight with 1,500 people. I was so amped up.” The stakes were high for him. He had fallen into Twilight by what he calls “luck.” And, since he had signed a contract, he was carried by the tide. You might say he was chauffeured, or at least driven. “I was just kind of running around with my pants down and my shoelaces untied and, amazingly, not falling. Until this. I thought, ‘Oh fuck!’ Most people get 15 years of doing movies nobody sees. Now I’m at Cannes.”

In that moment, before the wave of equation of our career collapsed into actuality, it’s worthwhile to note that Rob’s very callowness is, in part, what landed him the role of Edward Cullen. As the authors of the essay “Twilight and the Production fo the 21st Century Teen Idol” notem that was kinda the point. “[The studio’s] marketing strategy is to develop Pattinson’s celebrity as a commodity, produced and marketed by media and publicity industries. The commodification took the form of fusing Edward’s appeal to Pattinson’s celebrity… The actor’s lack of public recognition was used by [the studio] to fuse the real people to the Twilight characters they were hired to portray, thus making them celebrities.” So, that moment after the final credit rolled at Cannes and before judgment had been passed was the moment of painful divorce between Edward Cullen’s bloodless heart and me, Rob’s beating one. I had no idea how long credits were. There was a pause and then a clap, a clap unleashing a torrent of claps until the entire auditorium was applauding. Were they applauding us? Were they applauding David? Were they applauding Paul? I didn’t care. One thing was certain: they were not applauding Edward.

Though I set other hearts athrob, there are very few things or people or activities that affect me. The chemical imperative of fight-or-flight, brought on by confusion and confrontation, do the trick. Then there are a few other things: I got going recently when Rob learned how to skateboard. But wasn’t really the landing of a kickflip that set me a-flutter; it was, as Rob says, the absurd fact that “I could have been sued for $800 million.” (Vampires don’t wear casts or sprain their ankles.) I was also recently excited about peeing. “I was so impressed with myself yesterday,” says Rob, “I took a pee that was four minutes long.” Cindy, his bladder, tells me it’s the liquid diet. We get thrilled with scandals, too but, as Rob laments, these days they’re hard to come by. “I once started a rumor on Entertainment Tonight that there was a deleted scat sex scene in Twilight and it didn’t even get picked up. I thought, ‘What the fuck? I’m giving you this stuff!” The scat thing, by the way, was especially close to me since when we first moved to Los Angeles we lived in the Oakwoods, an apartment complex between Burbank and Hollywood off the 101, populated almost exclusively by washed-up child actors who hang out all day by the pool. It was, also unsurprisingly, where Screech lived, and also where his own scat video was filmed.

What else can one do to keep me going at press junkets, those brutal gauntlets of recycled air? As Rob laments, “You try to say things in the perfect way but you know unless you say something stupid, from which people will make you look like a dick, you’re not going to have sound bites. And if you don’t say anything stupid, someone’s going to make something up anyways.” Take Rob’s girlfriend, Kristen Stewart. She is one of the few things that does get me racing. Our romance is, happily, sanctioned by the Twilight Industrial Complex. As “Twilight and Production” puts it, “Fans appear willing to accept a romantic involvement that takes Pattinson off the market if it literally translates into their beloved characters.” And so Kristen’s heart and I get together nearly everyday. But we’re not sworn to each other until death do us part. Rob read that in a tabloid recently and he thought its ridiculous. “There was a magazine, with these pictures, saying I was getting married. No one ever knows what is true or what isn’t,” he says exasperatedly. “Even my own mum called to ask me if it was true.” It’s not. At least, not yet.

But it is true that Kristen has always done something to me that others haven’t. Though Lord knows Rob hasn’t been a missed when it comes to carnal love, even when we laid with others, I have remained behind a closed door. When he first came to Los Angeles, he went out with a coterie of very attractive women he knew to divey places like the Bronson Bar, but Rob would shun the madly batting eyelashes to smoke outside with a hoodie pulled over his eyes. He was writing songs for Kristen Stewart. At the time, I was filled with yearning to the point of breakage, so they were sad songs that sounded as if they could have been lifted off a Van Morrison’s Astral Weeks. “In fact,” admits Rob. “I was just trying to rip off Van Morrison.” Sometimes he took these songs to open mics at places like the Pig ‘n Whistle and the Rainbow Room to perform them in front of two or three performers, plus of course, the waitresses who, he says, became his only friends. I still get nostalgic thinking of those days, and it makes me light and tender to think if only those two-sad sack singer-songwriters yelping through “Hallelujah,” or those waitresses with the Oklahoma accents and nice tits know he was or what Rob would become. I wonder if he knew.

After Twilight hit, things changed. Rob, as they say, broke. “My circle of friends narrowed pretty quickly.” Says Rob, “I like to be the parasite, not the other way around.” We stopped going out. We stopped performing at open mics. Now I hardly ever race anymore. Now, when he’s not being Edward or Eric or someone else, Rob lives like the Hermit of Silver Lake. He wakes up and makes himself some juice. He reads synopses of books on Amazon for a few hours. He makes himself soup and peruses some scripts. Largely these are just words, congealed and bland like day-old porridge, microwaved rehashes of other supernatural epics. Ocasionally, I spike when something he reads intrigues me. Like his next drama by the French-Liberian director Jean-Stephane Sauvaire, who’s last film, Johnny Mad Dog, is about Congolese child soldiers. This one will be filmed entirely in Iraq. We leave next month. Perhaps there, the bullets whistling by, or at least the possibility that a bullet could whistle by, will cause me to throb. Until then, we’ll bide our time in the back of a car, idling at an intersection and waiting for the light to change. Jeff asks if we’d like to go anywhere in particular, but we’re not sure. “I never go anywhere.” Rob says matter-of-factly, “I don’t even know where anywhere is.”

127 Responses to “Black Book Interview”

  1. Ashley July 22, 2012 at 12:42 pm #

    Ugh he’s just as weird and awkward as Butch.

    • kelli July 22, 2012 at 12:56 pm #

      haha yes….well this whole interview seems awkward to me?….his beating heart? haha….kinda just a wtf interview

  2. britgirl July 22, 2012 at 12:53 pm #

    That’s the weirdest interview I’ve ever read. Was the guy high when he wrote that? Are all the comments about Rob pure conjecture on his part, like what he does in the mornings and how he’s slept with other women? I know he has actual quotes but its just plain weird. I think I missed the point to this interview after a paragraph in.

    • Rachel July 22, 2012 at 12:55 pm #

      Thats what people say about COSMO too = pretencious twaddle.

      • Rachel July 22, 2012 at 12:55 pm #

        This should work now!!!

      • ? July 22, 2012 at 1:12 pm #

        i’m with you rachel.. i think was was a spin of crapopolis… and there is a reason for the direct quote marks.. my guess.. those are ‘quotes’.. the rest is the writer’s spin.. even the driving is like the limo ride in crapopolis…
        we know booby doesn’t do anything ‘real’… its all a game.. to create his public image.. deny all you want booby… we’ve got your number.. 😆

  3. alexisis July 22, 2012 at 1:02 pm #

    This one really takes the biscuit !

  4. Deb (seattlechik) July 22, 2012 at 1:13 pm #

    What the fuck was that all about????

    • movinon1 July 22, 2012 at 4:12 pm #

      I don’t think anyone was meant to understand it Deb, fan or no fan. At first I thought the person was fangirling all over the place or maybe english is not their first language….but I’ll stick with they were both sharing some of shrews drugs…maybe shrew has moved up to bigger and better drugs….sharing is caring 😉

    • IHD July 22, 2012 at 4:33 pm #

      Debs, didn’t we have this convo the other day about this very interview, and said it sounded like something Spew would come out with!!! Not understanding wtf it was about. Lol

  5. movinon1 July 22, 2012 at 1:15 pm #

    Sounds like the writer took a bunch of words and put them in a blender and poured them out 😯 or else they were both on an LSD trip! I don’t understand it at all. It’s like trying to read Russian lit….maybe only those in the Robbie circle will understand 😉

    • Rachel July 22, 2012 at 1:26 pm #

      LMAO movinon1

      • movinon1 July 22, 2012 at 4:02 pm #


    • Acer July 22, 2012 at 2:31 pm #

      No doubt, movinon1. Clearly the writer made up that stuff. Like I said, that’s why I take print interviews w/a grain of salt.

      • movinon1 July 22, 2012 at 4:04 pm #

        I think so too Acer. Weirdest f*cked up print article I’ve ever read

  6. alexisis July 22, 2012 at 1:19 pm #

    His die-hard fans will think it’s deep and meaningful .!!

    • kelli July 22, 2012 at 4:46 pm #

      lol his diehard and sheep fans will only see the part about stewpid and the marriage shit…lol

      • Lisa July 22, 2012 at 9:07 pm #

        Buy they can’t be happy because he debunked that. Actually I do not see him getting married and doing the George Clooney thing IMHO

  7. Steph July 22, 2012 at 1:23 pm #

    All I can say is that it looks like someone has been sharing their drugs again from the look of that interview.

    • Rachel July 22, 2012 at 1:28 pm #

      Touche Steph!

    • movinon1 July 22, 2012 at 1:32 pm #


  8. alexisis July 22, 2012 at 1:30 pm #

    He lives in cloud cuckoo land.!

    • click July 22, 2012 at 1:38 pm #

      “Cocaine is a hell of a drug”-Rick James

  9. Diana July 22, 2012 at 2:43 pm #

    The only part of that “interview” that I clearly understood, was the liquid diet thing. Booby’s always been a fan of the drink. A bladder named Cindy ? 🙄

    If he wants to claim his little gf, he should do it with his actual mouth, which is probably named Richard.

    • ? July 22, 2012 at 2:46 pm #

      ahhh…. richard…aka ‘dick’.. 😆

  10. Me July 22, 2012 at 3:09 pm # Awww that first awkard exhange when you look into the eyes of that person that instantly attracts you and all you can do is smile and in Robert’s case all he can do is look like a bashful dork. Isn’t it obvious?

    • ? July 22, 2012 at 3:31 pm #

      unfortunately, that guy in your post photo is LONG gone… imho of course.. see photo above.. with the fake tatoos… to see how ‘far’ he’s gone…
      good grief…

    • RobGirl July 23, 2012 at 12:18 am #

      Haha! I was thinking the same thing. He looks more attracted to Josh than he ever has to KS. I never see that look with her. I think he’s battin for the other team TBH.

  11. Liza July 22, 2012 at 4:04 pm #

    From DL
    Robsten is a safety net they can both fall back on when their performances get inevitably slammed by critics. Critics panned On the Road at Cannes? Show some PDA on the balcony, everyone will forget about it. Cosmopolis walkouts? Just go on a romantic date with your whole entourage, get your picture on Just Jared holding hands, get some eyewitnesses (paid) on Twitter gushing fanfic about your adorable & hot PDA and people will forget all about how much your movie sucks. This is the sad and pathetic truth about Rob & Kristen. They are mediocre actors who have chosen to rely on their ‘relationship’ (whatever it is in reality, who even cares) to market themselves. They’re a 2-person circus act. No wonder it’s only the diehard Twicrazies swooning over them anymore. The Twilight fandom is fading and most of the fans who once adored Rob realize he’s not a special snowflake. He’s as big a famewhore as anyone else in Hollywood, if not more.

    • Shailene July 22, 2012 at 4:29 pm #

      Took the words out of my mouth! I am sick of his “woe is me” attitude because it must be so fucking hard to be a celeb with your millions based on your mediocre talent. The only reason these two are relevant is because of their relationship like you have said. That is nothing to be proud of the sheep go “kristen is so popular because she has been on magazine covers” and why is she on those magazine covers or him? Because of this damn circus they have both created and keep going. If they had any real class they would address the fact they have crazy insane robstens who are nothing but internet thugs and are stalking other/bullying those who can see the truth about rob/kristen the truth being they are nothing special and are assholes. I’m so sick of hearing how these two have it so tough due to the paps when there are plenty of other stars who deal with the paps graciously and can truly appreciate their fans. The sheep always want to blame Nikki Reed for calling the paps whenever they would hangout but its clear to see Rob and Kristen have been pulling the strings this whole time like the fame whores they are. And this interviewer sucked and I agree sounds like they were on drugs, no surprise there.

      • movinon1 July 22, 2012 at 4:50 pm #

        I don’t have any prob saying their bd/gf. What irks me is the caddy attitude they’ve taken with their fans…it’s far more disgusting..imo

  12. Liza July 22, 2012 at 4:07 pm #

    Kristen has really come a long, long way from the endearingly awkward yet confident girl she used to be….I always had a smile when I watched again and again her ComicCon’12 interview. It felt like watching my little girl grew up before my very eyes…

  13. Ali July 22, 2012 at 4:19 pm #

    I couldn’t get passed “his beating heart” it was like I was trying to read fanfic and it was just to weird for me.

    Was this in a serious magazine or on one of those teen mags?

    • kelli July 22, 2012 at 4:49 pm #

      Blackbook magazine…..hhaha is that a serious magazine? id never heard of it before

      • Me July 22, 2012 at 5:36 pm #

        Seems like they were trying to portray Rob with a new personality and image. I mean the article was written obviously from someone else’s perspective and attempting to give readers the impression that we were getting Rob in that article and it’s simply not true. That was not Robert in the article. Not in the least.

  14. SHINE July 22, 2012 at 6:26 pm #

    I like this interview and the creative way it tries to speak “from the heart”…an attempt to give a glimpse to a reality. It seems like a lonely heart .

    • ? July 22, 2012 at 7:16 pm #

      And that’s exactly how they want you to feel..
      Anyone remember the vanity fair interview with the poor abused dog that the other ones picked on??…. What’s the line.. Wash, rinse and repeat…

      • SHINE July 22, 2012 at 7:45 pm #

        I don’t doubt the manipulative nature of the interview or trying to extend/merge the Edward Cullen character, the lonely heartthrob, ect. Which is the public persona created for Pattinson and to which female will respond to. But Still, it is true that the industry is a very lonely place. PR or not. Also I find it interesting that Kristen is mention as the only girlfriend that the fans will accept. So it’s the case of if there must be a GF, it has to be Stewart/ Bella. I think the interview gives hints to many realities…well just IMHO

  15. Lisa July 22, 2012 at 9:03 pm #

    WTAF was that 😯 All I got was he pissed 4 minutes and giggled like a school girl, he accepted the “studio sanct\ioned” romance well because he liked her in the beginning and pined away for her while writing shitty songs of lost love like the p&ssy whipped boy he is; but now his heart is so lonely and sad that he does nothing *BooHoo*(guess a studio sanctioned romance is lonely). I just can’t with his interviews they are the biggest pile of shit ever IMHO!

    • ? July 22, 2012 at 9:58 pm #

      Don’t you just love that interview! 😆
      Guess I just don’t get it.. Oh well…

      • Lisa July 22, 2012 at 11:29 pm #

        I just can’t ? And just to prove how perception affects the way things are seen. you get all this hand holding blah blah blah and when you see it you really can not see R and K but Bob comes out reaching for Tay like if I have to hold her hand I am holding your\s too. It was so staged it makes me laugh but then Bob always puts his spin on it just incase any nonnies are jumping ship. Can not have thatt before they go see Cosmo can we now???

      • kelli July 22, 2012 at 11:31 pm #

        Haha Cosmo annnd the start of BDpt2 to promote…surprised their holding hands? not a chance! lol..annnd yes…he grabbed Tays hand pretty quick

  16. Acer July 22, 2012 at 9:16 pm #

    teen choice awards 2012:
    first of all, as expected tay-tay was gracious and received the loudest praise.
    Okay, let’s assume 1) r was sincere in giving away his surf board. how nice. -or- 2) he was sending a message that he could care less about the twit franchise (possible). either way…whatever. it’s his prerogative.
    now is it just me or did it look like k copy-catted r and ‘gave away’ her board as well as if she were trying to not let him upstage her — even though that’s not what he was trying to do?

    • kelli July 22, 2012 at 9:25 pm #

      hahahah yesssss…im watching it and i admittedly awwed at R giving it away…didnt pay attention to K doing the same….but i def think she did cuz he did….nnnnn them walking out holding hands…then he grabbed taylors…lol…hmm helping cuz shes in heels or? lol…and the matchy matchy shit? pushin it?

      • Acer July 22, 2012 at 9:28 pm #

        she did it as a reflex response to what r did. it gave the impression that r didn’t share his plans w/her (or anybody) prior to handing out the board. honestly, i thought it was very gracious of him.

        overall the whole twit thing looked so OLD and over-and-done-with @ this award show. again scummit made a HUGE mistake draggin this film series out so long. the applause were minimal, especially for k. only tay-tay got things heated.

      • Acer July 22, 2012 at 9:31 pm #

        yeah i saw them walking out hand-in-hand….who cares. on the other hand……….

        ian somerhalder is H.O.T.!!!!!!! more and more i can see christian grey. 😛

      • kelli July 22, 2012 at 9:35 pm #

        yep!! i was like go taylor!! lol he had sooo much more reaction from the crowd! …lol yesss i def say who cares for holding hands…hah let go super fast tho once they were up there….annnd yesssss! Ian was hottttt!

      • Acer July 22, 2012 at 10:06 pm #

        that was my first time gettin’ a good look @ ian. i’ve never watched the vampire diaries but i will now on hulu just to see a little more of him 😛

  17. Nonnie July 22, 2012 at 9:21 pm #

    She wore that disgusting white See through shirt she always wears with the black bra underneath..

    oh and in case your wondering. The tweets of epic fuckery and pda at the TCA’s have begun..Lets wait for pics!

    • Acer July 22, 2012 at 9:23 pm #

      as usual, her hair looked absolutely awful.

      • kelli July 22, 2012 at 9:29 pm #

        hah omg kill me…i just realized they crossed their leg across the same way …hahah omg its soo much match-y match-y shit,,,,,nnn yesss..her hair…again..dirty!

      • kelli July 22, 2012 at 9:39 pm #

        Hmm just noticed the small braid in her hair….wtf?….but omg…leather pants….*washes eyes out*…yuckk

      • Acer July 22, 2012 at 9:47 pm #

        yeah, kelli, that’s what i was talkin’ about. her hair looked horrible not so much because of the braid but just that altogether it looked so filthy and uncombed like she just rolled outta bed, braided her the side of her head in the limo on the way to the event and stepped on stage.

      • kelli July 22, 2012 at 9:50 pm #

        Defff!,,annnd like it hasnt been washed in a week…i mean i was my hair every other day honestly and it doesnt get THAT greasy nasty looking by skippin one day lol….hah ooops..completely missed the braid the first time…focused on the greasy rats nest lol…anddd still more bald spots

  18. Nonnie July 22, 2012 at 9:42 pm #

    lol did anyone else notice the Rob/Taylor bubble going on behind Spew while she was talking on stage?

    And here is also a pic of a Rob/Taylor bubble…spew looks pissed lol.


    • Acer July 22, 2012 at 9:45 pm #

      Nonnie, I know! too funny and so obvious. what’s really funny is that tay and r don’t appear to be doin’ it on purpose. they’re just havin’ fun. whereas k always looks pissed ’cause she’s not the center of attention……or not in control of the situation….or both

      • kelli July 22, 2012 at 9:48 pm #

        hahha i agree! she looks pissed if the focus isnt on her…oooo and they lost best liplock….josh hutcherson and JenLaw won it!

      • Nonnie July 22, 2012 at 9:48 pm #

        lol she always gets bitchy when it’s not “All about her”. Did she give Nikki Reed a shout out? Lmao how are the sheep taking that one?

      • Acer July 22, 2012 at 9:50 pm #

        yes she did.
        this pic is funny…

      • Acer July 22, 2012 at 9:54 pm #

        @kelli: of course they lost best kiss because they’ve disappointed their fans every year

      • kelli July 22, 2012 at 10:03 pm #

        I think im still trying to breathe after seeing how many Rob lost….lost to Ian….Lost to Josh….and lost best Liplock…haha….but yay for Tay Tays win

      • ? July 22, 2012 at 10:08 pm #

        So, Kelli.. What did he win?

      • kelli July 22, 2012 at 10:36 pm #

        Hmmm honestly dont remember!…i know k won for best female summer flick? or something with swath…n Twi won for ultimate movie choice? and k for best female..romance…and twi for best sci-fi i think it was?…sooo i dont think he had any awards on his own….most were for twilight lol

      • kelli July 22, 2012 at 10:38 pm #

        ooops…it was twilight for best romance not sci-fi haha….was hard to keep up with it….they called ppl up n did the…they also won…this this and this

  19. ? July 22, 2012 at 9:53 pm #

    So, booby got an award courtesy of fans and gave it away? Then why even compete, if he didn’t want it!? . I didn’t see it, but it sounds rude to those who awarded it… IMHO of course..
    Who did he give it to?

    And whatever stunt they pulled.. It’s too late…. Move on…

    • Acer July 22, 2012 at 9:56 pm #

      @ ?: he gave it to ‘the fans’ then handed it to the teens standing stage-side. then suddenly k awkwardly handed her surfboard off to the teens on the other side of the stage. he looked sincere. she looked like she was just trying to not let him upstage her

      • ? July 22, 2012 at 10:02 pm #

        Still ….. Not ok.. IMHO.. it was for him from the fans… But that’s just me…

  20. ? July 22, 2012 at 10:08 pm #

    Ok, watching ‘political animals’.. And they just made a booby joke about a gay guy being allowed to cheat with him, ‘but he’s not gay’ followed right after… Roflmao!!!

  21. Nonnie July 23, 2012 at 12:18 am #

    LMAO. Congrats Rob you are no longer a person, but known as “Robsten which sounds like a disease btw. Well I guess it really is your career now!

    • Daphne, My Darling July 23, 2012 at 12:31 am #

      LOL. Priceless!

      • Rachel July 23, 2012 at 3:00 am #

        LMAO. Thats their careers right there! We have been saying these here for evah! 😆

        I just don’t know why that just don’t have twilight catagories and be done with it.

        The rest of the prsten and surf boards I really don’t care about. I feel sorry for Taylor and the rest of the cast for the fuckery they have to endure.Mr and Mrs Stewart looked awful ;next year we will have matching shell suits.

    • ? July 23, 2012 at 6:04 am #


  22. RobGirl July 23, 2012 at 12:45 am #

    Someone said on another board that in Robs latest interview he said something about being attracted to a hot waiter? And disappointed that he had a girlfriend? Where the f*** is that?

  23. ? July 23, 2012 at 8:44 am #

    ok, now a word about an actor, actually 2 actors…

    James Corden and Oliver Chris – actors from the u.k. currently on broadway in One Man, Two Guvnors…
    they are brilliant – true shining stars and actors..
    if anyone has a chance to see these men and appreciates comedies, then go see them..

    • Rachel July 23, 2012 at 9:11 am #

      IKR. Two actors, acting in a theater who would have thought.

    • ? July 23, 2012 at 9:33 am #

      Alexisis and Rachel,

      Somtimes I just. Like to remind people that there are actors out there… Who actually can act and don’t need to pimp themselves out for fame or money….because they are in the business for their craft.
      .unlike booby who, as nonnie pointed out above, is now labelled as ‘robsten’..
      He must be so happy to have reached this pinnacle all while his latest movie flops and his performance generally trashed by all except the diehard booby fans…

  24. alexisis July 23, 2012 at 9:10 am #

    Saw the show at the National in London,@ ? .never stopped laughing.James Corden can ad lib a you rightly say 2 people who know what acting is about.

  25. Lisa July 23, 2012 at 10:44 am #

    LMFAO at Robsten across the screen 😆 😆 They are the new Bennifer and how embarassing! Hope he is happy about what he has become MR. Lonely heart boohoo….I don’t think he can sink any lower than that but I could be wrong…. This is the best comment ever on Bohomouth, the writer actually said K looked good 😯 and the posters were all “are you drunk”. Maybe someone’s team sent a nig old fat check. But this was the best post ever there!

    Jade says:

    July 23, 2012 at 2:26 pm

    I have to agree with the majority here and assume that you were drunk or high when you wrote this post! No offense to you, but I don’t get where you think she looks good. She’s a mess as usual. And I mean her personal/physical appearance, not what she’s wearing. Poor girl — she hasn’t looked put together since New Moon, when all this fuckery started. Look back — she’s been miserable ever since Summit or his/her ‘people’ dreamed up this showmance for the Twihards, and she’s getting worse. They both look like inmates who are on the verge of parole and can’t wait to get away from each other and put this franchise and its crazy fans behind them. Good luck with that Robsten — you fed the beast, now live with it.

    • Lisa July 23, 2012 at 10:45 am #

      big old fat*

    • Acer July 23, 2012 at 1:47 pm #

      “They both look like inmates who are on the verge of parole and can’t wait to get away from each other…”
      that’s exactly what i’ve been saying all along.

      • Rachel July 23, 2012 at 2:09 pm #

        Yes Acer but they have fed the beast!

      • Lisa July 23, 2012 at 3:48 pm #

        Agree with both of you and that poster was spot on!

  26. Lisa July 23, 2012 at 10:47 am #

    This my friends is hot and how it should be done!!!!

  27. RobGirl July 23, 2012 at 11:23 am #

    I thought they both looked like they took too much of whatever it is they’re taking. (At the TCA’s last night). They have really become “scouty” looking, and starting to look discipated. Such a young age too. What will become of them?

  28. kelli July 23, 2012 at 11:38 am #

    Hmm decided to watch some comic con vids….i love that one of the “new vamps” had more of a reaction from the crowd than R hah

  29. click July 23, 2012 at 11:54 am #

    Speaking of comincon I found footage of the next Superman film and it looks great, I didn’t expected it at all and also found out how hot Henry Cavill is. Mamma Mia, his face is perfection.

    • kelli July 23, 2012 at 12:10 pm #

      yesssss! Henry Cavill is cuteeee….cant wait to see Superman!

      • click July 23, 2012 at 12:15 pm #

        This is the comiccon footage, it’s longer than the tralier.

      • kelli July 23, 2012 at 12:20 pm #

        omg that looks AMAZING…Henry def looked hot! Wonder why so far off tho? next summer?

      • click July 23, 2012 at 12:29 pm #

        I really had no interest in this film till I saw the trailer yesterday and then found this. Definitely stands out from the other films of this genre.
        Also , I didn’t notice how beautiful Henry is til his hair grew longer.

      • Rachel July 23, 2012 at 1:02 pm #

        I agree girls. I had little expectation for this film but what great casting 😉

      • Lisa July 23, 2012 at 3:58 pm #

        Ummm i am going to see that for sure!

    • Acer July 23, 2012 at 1:49 pm #

      yeah, Cavill is VERY good looking…yum

    • ? July 23, 2012 at 1:58 pm #

      first saw him in the “count of monte cristo’ awhile back, but repeats often on television… he plays the son ..

    • Sony21 July 23, 2012 at 2:59 pm #

      Henry Cavill as Sir Charles Brandon in “The Tudors” – he was to die for beautiful, especially in the first series 🙂

      • Lisa July 23, 2012 at 3:50 pm #

        That is where I fell in love with him and Jonathan Rhys Meyers, I wish JRS would come back to the screen I miss him 😥

      • Lisa July 23, 2012 at 3:55 pm #

        JRM* 😳

      • movinon1 July 23, 2012 at 4:08 pm #

        Why? What happen to JRM Lisa? I loved him in “The Tudors”. I hated to see the series end 😦

      • Sony21 July 23, 2012 at 4:30 pm #

        ITA Lisa, I miss JRM, too. I’m afraid he might still be on rehab – at least that was the latest news I read about him after another drunken incident at an airport. Such a waste of his enormous talent, SIGH

      • kelli July 23, 2012 at 4:54 pm #

        Haha wait…is JRM in Bend it Like Beckham? lol….just watched the movie the other day….

  30. alexisis July 23, 2012 at 1:06 pm #

    Don’t look now Rob! ,but Henry Cavill is” English”, you know another one of those who can out act you .

    • click July 23, 2012 at 1:34 pm #

      He looks clean, no lesbian beard follows him around. Cavill>>>>>>bob

      • Rachel July 23, 2012 at 1:38 pm #

        No one does lezzies like bob!

      • click July 23, 2012 at 1:42 pm #

        One job is secure to him when his career is over and that is playing boyfriend for closeted lesbians. His experience gives him the edge over the others.

      • Rachel July 23, 2012 at 2:06 pm #

        LMAO. Perhaps thats his secret part in “The Band” = lesbian lovah!

      • Lisa July 23, 2012 at 3:52 pm #

        OMG RACH i am getting that T shirt!!! “No one does lezzies like bob!”

  31. alexisis July 23, 2012 at 2:34 pm #

    You know if l was the sympathetic type l just might feel a teensy weensy bit sorry for the “has been”,but as i’m not ,hard cheese Bob you’ve asked for all you’ve got.

    • click July 23, 2012 at 2:38 pm #

      Always remember he sold himself for millions of dollars. He deserves no pity because he had the choice.

  32. movinon1 July 23, 2012 at 2:39 pm #

    “ROBSTEN” what a legacy 🙄

  33. etta July 23, 2012 at 2:57 pm #

    Yum, Henry Cavill! I just discovered him not too long ago. Stephenie Meyer had him in mind to play Edward Cullen — pity he was deemed too old.

    Looking forward to Superman and think he’d be the perfect Christian Grey. 🙂

    • Lisa July 23, 2012 at 3:53 pm #

      Thank God he was deemed to old of he would have Bob’s fate right now!!! I am sure he is on his knees thanking God every single day!!!

      • Acer July 23, 2012 at 5:56 pm #

        @Lisa: LOL! oh man Lisa you are a pip! 🙂

  34. Ali July 23, 2012 at 3:14 pm #

    I remember Henry Cavill from Immortals, he was/is so yummy! I’m glad he was to old for Twilight lol

    • Acer July 23, 2012 at 5:59 pm #

      Yes Ali he was! Cavill is deelish…

  35. alexisis July 23, 2012 at 3:51 pm #

    Tell you what Ali, can’t see him ever being the pushover Bob was, Shrew wouldn’t have enticed him into her web.

    • Ali July 23, 2012 at 4:32 pm #

      That is for sure!!

    • kelli July 23, 2012 at 4:56 pm #

      agree too! i dont think he would be the pushover bob has been! glad he was deemed to old! id def feel sorry for him if it had been him to had go thru all this fuckery

    • Acer July 23, 2012 at 5:57 pm #

      r u kidding? any other man would’ve gone medieval on her from day 1

  36. Rachel July 23, 2012 at 5:28 pm #

    From someone at the awards last night.So the giving of the boards to fans was all bullshit?

    the surfboards were props (you see the same 4-5 surfboards being given to the winners over and over again. the real surfboard gets sent to them later with their name on it).

    Right when it went to commercial break, the crew took the surfboards away from the fans
    Read more at ONTD:

    • Nonnie July 23, 2012 at 5:38 pm #

      two years ago i heard they give the boards away to charity after the celebrities sign them. But yeah they dont get to keep them.

      • Acer July 23, 2012 at 5:58 pm #

        @ Nonnie: didn’t know that. that’s nice to know.

      • kelli July 23, 2012 at 6:12 pm #

        agree…this was alll nice to know! ….def makes them look like even bigger assholes after finding that out

    • ? July 23, 2012 at 5:42 pm #

      and you know what.. booby knows this especially with his run of surboards… all an act.. what a f*cking asshole… truly…

  37. Diana July 23, 2012 at 6:56 pm #

    Whilst Bob and Butch were busy douching it up at TCA, another millionaire celeb was being a decent human being. Go figure.

    Booby should blow some of his $12,000 phone cash on something like this

    • kelli July 23, 2012 at 9:30 pm #

      aw! love Peyton! going to miss him on my football team 😦 but thats amazing that he did that!

      • Diana July 23, 2012 at 10:46 pm #

        I will miss Peyton being in our city. I will watch him now, wherever he goes. He does so many nice things wherever he goes. He may even rack up $12,000 phone bills, but he’s not shallow/douchey enough to brag about it. js

      • kelli July 24, 2012 at 12:37 am #

        yep yep exactlyyyyy! he was always amazing to people around here! and i def plan on watching him play for the Broncos!

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