Ladies And Gentlemen, I present to you – Robsten!

10 Aug



125 Responses to “Ladies And Gentlemen, I present to you – Robsten!”

  1. D'eanna August 10, 2012 at 1:10 pm #

    Bob – what a feminine chin you have! πŸ™„

    • Rachel August 10, 2012 at 1:23 pm #

      They both look like they have serious coldsore issues going on.

      • D'eanna August 10, 2012 at 1:25 pm #

        They have morphed into one being, Rache. There is no Rob without the Sten. Pic! Because it happened. LMAO

      • bev1305 August 10, 2012 at 1:50 pm #

        D its like the frankenstein monster, in more than way Lol!!!

      • bev1305 August 10, 2012 at 1:51 pm #

        *more than ONE way* sorry

      • D'eanna August 10, 2012 at 1:56 pm #

        PML Bev!! More like the Bride of Frankenstein!! πŸ˜‰

      • bev1305 August 10, 2012 at 2:41 pm #

        I know, thats no chin its a ski slope. Awwww!!! I’m being a bitch hahaha!!!!

      • D'eanna August 10, 2012 at 3:20 pm #

        OMG Bev!! PMSL! Slippery slope at that!! Too bad there would only be one of HER ears to grab for leverage! LMAO!!
        You are never a bitch!! You just call it like you see it!

  2. quiche August 10, 2012 at 1:13 pm #

    They are too much…

    • D'eanna August 10, 2012 at 1:14 pm #

      LOL Quiche!! I guess now that we have our official photographic proof that the monster called Robsten really does exist. And, so does the great and powerful Oz! LOL

      • quiche August 14, 2012 at 8:55 pm #

        lol sorry I’ve been enjoying the comments on ONTD, but I pop in here every once in a while.

  3. D'eanna August 10, 2012 at 1:13 pm #

    Here is what NY Daily news is reporting:
    “He’s worried about how the stress of it all is affecting her and asks how she is, but he’s told her he’s not ready to hear her explanation of what happened,” the source added. (I want to see just ONE of these ‘sources’.)
    And this – US Weekly reported Pattinson has been β€œdrunk dialing” the 22-year-old actress.
    Here we go – Hold tightly to your E&B dolls and be ready to squee on que! Oh, sorry! Wrong site. LMAO!

    • movinon1 August 10, 2012 at 1:21 pm #

      Here they go…spinning it back to an epic hook backup all is forgiven….jeez. If robsten were a stock I could have been a millionaire…js

    • Ali August 10, 2012 at 1:39 pm #

      I think Ruth needs a vacation, she’s working triple time πŸ˜†

  4. movinon1 August 10, 2012 at 1:16 pm #

    And that is what will be pimped on the RC for Cosmo!!!! Maybe not by Bob hinself…..but it will be via his robsten fan base πŸ˜‰

  5. Acer August 10, 2012 at 1:35 pm #

    I don’t care what Summit, Kristen’s PR team, Rob’s PR Team, ‘dey momma’s teams do….robsten is D.O.A.

    NUTHIN’ changes the fact that KStew got caught in an affair with her married director. Nuthin’.

    They can try to batter & fry it, season it, pour some gravy over it, flambe it, fondue it, rumaki that sucka’ by wrappin’ it in some bacon, barbeque it, grill it, sautee it, frost it, sprinkle it… WHATevevah.

    it’s still a dead robsten — and it stinks like a rotting corpse.

    • bev1305 August 10, 2012 at 1:40 pm #

      I have one question Acer can you put it in a tortilla soup hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

      • D'eanna August 10, 2012 at 1:44 pm #

        ROFL Bev!!! How could we forget the tortilla soup??? Poor, poor Bob!! I wonder who’s cooking up those tasty meals for him now?

      • Acer August 10, 2012 at 8:22 pm #

        Yes, bev1305…you can!

      • dellacullen August 10, 2012 at 9:13 pm #

        EWW – you just ruined my favorite soup!

    • D'eanna August 10, 2012 at 1:43 pm #

      LOL Acer!!
      Could be- but a rotten corpse does not go well with a nice pinot grigio – so I’ll have a side of PRsten play out whilst BD2 promos fast approach, and a big bowl of popcorn to keep away those hunger pangs as I watch everyone try to rerail this crazy train!
      This is our last rodeo and God bless ’em for make it worth our watch!! LMAO

    • movinon1 August 10, 2012 at 1:54 pm #

      Oh Acer, you under estimate the robsten hags. They be like cock roaches….they survive anything thrown at them…even Armageddon. Just ask any exterminator…those bitches are hard to kill..when the lights come on they scatter. But once darkness falls they regroup and carry on looking for crumbs.

      • Me August 10, 2012 at 4:07 pm #

        OHmygod! Where do you ladies get your material? I’m not gonna lie you people are insanely mean but I’m still really impressed and laughing.

      • D'eanna August 10, 2012 at 4:33 pm #

        Not mean. 😦
        We try to make light and have fun. Sometimes the truth hurts, but I wouldn’t say any of us are mean.

      • Acer August 10, 2012 at 7:31 pm #

        Wow…movinon1, that was like a little empathic research summary of the robstens.

        Look, I may be underestimating their psychopathic insect-like behavior, but I’m just sayin’ that no matter what the robsten zombies or Twilight franchise folk do or say — it is what it is.

        Since the affair scandal, it’s like watching a 1930s slapstick.

        I mean…I laughed OUT LOUD when Bill Condon said, “…these are actors playing parts, and maybe it’s not such a bad thing that people be reminded of that.”


    • mikelissa12 August 10, 2012 at 6:37 pm #

      Acer i love you!

      • Acer August 10, 2012 at 7:05 pm #

        thanks, mikelissa12.

  6. Ali August 10, 2012 at 1:41 pm #

    Oh and that pic…wtfe? It looks like the half-drag pics Vogue ( I think) had on their last issue. Showing the man and their drag side, I think they forgot to include this pic πŸ˜†

    • Acer August 10, 2012 at 7:34 pm #

      where did that pic come from?

      • Ali August 10, 2012 at 7:56 pm #

        I have no idea, this board was the first time I saw that creepy robsten pic πŸ˜†

    • Acer August 10, 2012 at 8:24 pm #

      it’s so bi-sexual

  7. britgirl August 10, 2012 at 1:44 pm #

    That’s one way to keep Robsten alive and kicking. That pic is just freaky. Why? Just why? I laughed so hard at it and then I saw this and was doubled over.

    I’d not seen this pic before, I wonder what she’s screaming at him cos she looks sooooo mad and crazy in that pic.

    • D'eanna August 10, 2012 at 1:48 pm #

      That’s the director of Cali. This was pre-scandal. LOL
      Man, she looks like a mean and nasty piece of work. Her team really wonder why folks don’t like her?

      • dellacullen August 10, 2012 at 9:16 pm #

        those pics are from a couple of weeks ago and were on one of these blogs

      • dellacullen August 10, 2012 at 9:22 pm #

        OK maybe I’m wrong – I thought I saw these posted here but maybe they were somewhere else.

        The guy is pointing at her and then at himself; then they’re yelling at each other and she’s having her pissy fit. It was “supposedly” taken after she left the gym after her “workout” (makes you wonder what kind of workout). Makes me wonder exactly what he’s saying when he’s pointing back at himself (hmmm) “you mean you slept with HIM?”

    • britgirl August 10, 2012 at 1:51 pm #

      The director of Cali really! God if any of us screamed at a boss like she looked like she was we’d be out on our arses. She has no respect for authority at all. Damn. No surprised her arse was kickked to the curb.

    • Acer August 10, 2012 at 7:35 pm #


      i cant type…..

  8. Deb (seattlechik) August 10, 2012 at 1:45 pm #

    OMG, my eyes……I can’t………brain bleach STAT

  9. D'eanna August 10, 2012 at 1:45 pm #

    I just can’t even with that pic!!
    Every time I look at it I’m PML!!!

    • Acer August 10, 2012 at 7:37 pm #


      I mean this is 3 Stooges all the way to NoVEMber!!!

      She is so crazy….really. Just look. just look.. aahhhhhhhaaaaaaaaa

    • Acer August 10, 2012 at 7:41 pm #

      I mean the scandal had just happened and she is out in broad daylight AGAIN actin’ the fool.

  10. Em August 10, 2012 at 1:48 pm #

    OT, just found out my mum’s reading Fifty Shades. EW. I don’t know what’s more embarassing: knowing someone who owns the book or the fact that my mum is reading porn. Badly written porn.

    As for the unhappy couple reuniting…Im guessing October. Not a proper reconciliation, but a few sightings and epic eye contact pictures.

    • D'eanna August 10, 2012 at 3:16 pm #

      Em- I think I may be the only woman on the planet who hasn’t read 50 shades. I could never bring myself to read Edward and Bella porn. Just… no. LOL

      I really love watching this play out. LOL No matter what the outcome.

      • Ali August 10, 2012 at 3:19 pm #

        You are not alone, I haven’t read it and have no interest either. Plus if I wanna read porn I’ll just google it for free and apparently find stuff of better quality lol

      • Diana August 10, 2012 at 3:52 pm #

        I’ve considered reading it, a few times, but even with the names changed, knowing it’s Twi-fic, I would picture E&B(R&K), and Oh Hell No! I’m not going there.

      • Em August 10, 2012 at 4:22 pm #

        A while back on the radio, they were discussing who should play Christian. Some woman rang it and suggested Rob. The presenters just laughed and said he’s a bit soft and not really the dominating type.

        Read in one of the papers today that Rob reportedly turned down an interview with Piers Morgan about the scandal, because he had nothing to say. Found that a bit weird tbh 😐

      • D'eanna August 10, 2012 at 4:40 pm #

        No kidding, Ali! LOL I can’t even try to be clever when thinking about E&B&K&R sex. *Shivers*

        Em – I think most Brits would go near Piers. That’s just what I’ve heard and I can’t even tell you why, tbh. πŸ˜‰

      • Acer August 10, 2012 at 7:52 pm #

        I read 50 Shades and it’s nothing like B & E or robsten. It seems like the author tries to tie the connection with 1 or 2 common things like Christian running his hand through his hair, or the color of his hair. But those things are so common that my mind doesn’t make the connection.

        And the 50 Shades characters are the complete opposite of B&E/R&K. Christian is strong, confident, a reformed bad boy, sultry HOT. Anastasia is an independent college grad turned working woman who doesn’t throw her life away for a guy.

  11. D'eanna August 10, 2012 at 1:51 pm #

    Kristen Stewart – A dedication – You’re welcome!

  12. D'eanna August 10, 2012 at 2:22 pm #

    I have to wonder if THIS would have happened to Reese if she hadn’t gotten involved in the Robsten debacle! Poor woman!

  13. D'eanna August 10, 2012 at 2:29 pm #

    Would someone please tell me what this says? I can’t open the link here. 😦

    • bev1305 August 10, 2012 at 2:43 pm #

      Oh no, I was afraid this was going to happen. According to the tabs, Kristen Stewart has officially gone nuts. She’s lost her marbles, off her rocker, booked a one-way ticket to crazy town. I mean, just look at these new photos of her screaming like a lunatic in the middle of a parking lot. I almost feel like she’s pointing that finger directly at me. And I’m not going to lie, I’m a little bit scared.

      I guess we can’t really blame her though. Ever since her “momentary indiscretion” with Rupert Sanders, Kristen hasn’t had the smoothest ride. It’s actually hard to believe just how many things have gone wrong in her life. A little too hard if you ask me.

      Let’s recap, shall we?

      She smells. Did you hear? Kristen doesn’t shower anymore. She said adios to her loofah and shower gel ever since Rob walked out. Who needs soap when you’ve lost the love of your life? Not Kristen, that’s for sure.

      She wasted money on plastic surgery. Great, now what’s Kristen supposed to do with her brand new boobs that she got for Rupert Sanders? What a waste!

      She has no friends. Both Taylor Lautner and Charlize Theron have reportedly turned their backs on K-Stew since the scandal. Jeez, guys … way to kick a cheating chick when she’s down.

      She’s pregnant and torn. Oh man, what are the CHANCES? Just when Kristen gets caught knockin’ boots with another man, she finds out she’s knocked up! I hate when that happens.

      She’s getting prank calls from Rob. Drunk dials, if you will. We simply cracked the code to Kristen’s (fake) voicemail box and BAM — instant access to RPattz and his drunken glory.

      Rough couple of weeks for KStew, am I right? Damn, if all of these rumors are true, then I’m not surprised she was photographed going bat shit crazy in a parking lot. But hey, look on the bright side, it’s better than the other things she was caught doing in a parking lot …

      Are you believing all of these crazy rumors about Kristen?

      • bev1305 August 10, 2012 at 2:45 pm #

        Hope that helps D. I could of course just said it was more Bulls***

      • D'eanna August 10, 2012 at 2:56 pm #

        PML Bev!! Yes, your synopsis would have saved me 30 seconds!
        I love how those pics of her screaming at the director were taken before she was exposed and sheeple keep insisting it was all due to her mental breakdown. Uh…no….she was an entitled, ungrateful, bitty BEFORE she was caught. I’m sure things aren’t much different now…but still. πŸ˜‰

      • D'eanna August 10, 2012 at 2:56 pm #

        Oh!! I forgot – Thank you for posting that for me. πŸ˜‰

  14. Diana August 10, 2012 at 3:05 pm #

    “I keep picturing him busted by 48 hours and their camera crew, sitting in the kitchen with a 6 pack of Milwaukee’s Best, trying to hook-up with an 11 year old girl.”

    D, I love you! Thanks for that. And yeah, I’m pretty sure the article above is pure BS.

    • D'eanna August 10, 2012 at 3:17 pm #

      Love you too, girl! πŸ˜‰
      You’ve given me MANY LOL’s!!
      But, seriously, can’t you picture the same? Just creepy. LMAO!

    • OnTheFence August 10, 2012 at 4:13 pm #

      I’m Chris Hansen from DateLine NBC! hahahahahahaha!!!

      • D'eanna August 10, 2012 at 4:31 pm #

        That’s it!! Chris Hansen. I couldn’t think of his name. And I got DateLine wrong. 😦
        Can you IMAGINE?? LMAO!!
        CH: Jacob. It is Jacob, right? Why don’t you just have a seat here for a minute?
        Jacob: What’s the problem? Where’s my Reeesneemmee? I just talked to her online and she’s waiting for me.

        CH: Yes, about that, Jacob – you do realise that Reeeneeeseeemee is just a child, right? I mean, you knew that before you bought that beer, I’m assuming that is beer in that brown paper bag?

        Jacob: Yeah….

        CH: You knew that Reeeneeeseeemmee is just a child, right? I see the correspondence here between the two of you where she clearly points out she’s just a baby, a few days old.

        Jacob: Yeah, but she’s really mature for her age.

        CH: She’s a BABY, Jacob!

        Jacob: Yes, but she is my true love. My one and only. The female born just to make sweet love to me and me only. I only came here to talk to her.

        CH: Let me clarify in case you didn’t understand me. She is a baby.

        Jacob: But, I’ve imprinted on her. And her parent’s are up in Canada somewhere, so I wanted a chance to be alone with her.

        CH: Ummm, yeah, Jacob. We have a few police men waiting outside who want to talk to you.

        That’s reality, Smeyer. It’s pedophelia. No matter HOW you try to write it. πŸ˜‰

      • Ali August 10, 2012 at 4:54 pm #

        OMG! Lmao!! You girls are on a roll today, totally made my day at work go by faster πŸ˜†

      • Diana August 10, 2012 at 4:42 pm #

        That’s exactly what she wrote about D. “Jacob” would help raise the girl, and essentially “groom” her to be his woman. Would he wait until she was 18? As if. What if she doesn’t want him? Well, he did force kiss Bella…

        Sick bitch.

      • movinon1 August 10, 2012 at 4:42 pm #

        PML D’ you need to step away from the computer. You have been spending way too much time with bob/shrew. But girl, you have a very wity mind that has me in stitches. And you have the Chris Hansen interview spot on πŸ˜†

      • D'eanna August 10, 2012 at 4:50 pm #

        Agreed movin’! I’ve spent more time with them today than in a long time. But, I’m about to leave work (and my multi tasking) behind for the week. So, even though parting can be such sweet sorrow… πŸ˜‰
        Thanks for the compliments, btw!!

      • Acer August 10, 2012 at 8:15 pm #

        @D’eanna: Aaaaahaaaaaaaa !!!!! Not the Dateline w/Chris Hansen.

        This whole thing is just sick, I tell you. s.i.c.k.

  15. alexisis August 10, 2012 at 3:24 pm #

    Someone should remind Rob regarding Shrew “A leopard never changes its spots”.

  16. movinon1 August 10, 2012 at 3:47 pm #

    Thanks to all the ladies for an epic laugh till I hurt…oh D’ I love your take on Shrews fall from grace. This has truly been a ROTFLMAO DAY.

    • D'eanna August 10, 2012 at 4:37 pm #

      It has been a pretty epic day. LMAO!! Nothing better than laughing til your tummy hurts!! πŸ˜€

  17. Me August 10, 2012 at 4:23 pm #

    Okay and before I go… what are ya’ll drinking and can I have some? You ladies are just so wittyful… <<< not a word.. Stay grounded…don't get full of yourselves…Stewbitch isn't contagious or is she?

    • Diana August 10, 2012 at 4:36 pm #

      She’s probably highly contagious. That’s why I wouldn’t touch her with somebody elses d!ck.

      • D'eanna August 10, 2012 at 4:38 pm #

        PMSL!!! Perhaps that’s exactly how Bob felt – and why he was using Rupert’s!!!
        Ok – that WAS bad. LMAO!

      • Diana August 10, 2012 at 4:43 pm #

        It was bad, but I just lol!

    • meiyee August 10, 2012 at 4:45 pm #

      FLMAO Thanks for making me laughing like an idot in front of my laptop, this is what I need at the moment. Hi D and Diana, miss you!! πŸ™‚

      • Diana August 10, 2012 at 4:53 pm #

        Hi Meiyee! Glad you got some laughs. Keep your chin up, doll I have a feeling that Rob and Sten are going to be giving us all kinds of material to work with, in the coming weeks/months.

      • D'eanna August 10, 2012 at 4:55 pm #

        OMG!! Meiyee!! Where have you been, sweetie!!!?? I was just getting ready to log out. I have to leave for the day!! Are you ok? Where have you been? Can you email the site email addy. The one left on SBS when we created this site?? I will try to find you and send you a message. SO sorry I have to leave. SO good to see you!!

      • meiyee August 10, 2012 at 5:02 pm #

        D – I left messages on here the day before yesterday, sad that I missed you then and now miss you again 😦 And I lost that email on SBS…so…we may catch each other again in the future or you able to find my email address πŸ˜‰ I said that I would try to come here more often when I feel better in days.

        Diana – I’m sure there will be more materials to come esp she dropped out/got fired from the movie Cali. She may go to Iraq to do damage control/PR stunts now that she is free.

      • ? August 10, 2012 at 5:52 pm #


        sorry to have missed you again.. welcome back!
        tweet if you can..

  18. Diana August 10, 2012 at 5:01 pm #

    Here’s a convo between the ex husband and I, after he looked at the US weekly pics of Krupert. He was in line a Walmart and bored.

    ex: I thought she was supposed to be dating the Rob guy.
    me: Yeah, she was “supposed” to be(heavy sarcasm).
    ex: she doesn’t look like Bella anymore, all bent over with her sweatpants drooping down.
    me: Nope. Sweet little Bella is actually a dirty little homewrecker. I mean, who does that? Right in the car in broad daylight? Bent over a railing in the park?

    ex: A $5 whore.

    I lmao. i was ranting, Who the f does that, and he didnt even hesitate. A $5 whore.

    • meiyee August 10, 2012 at 5:05 pm #

      $5 is too much, I bet Rupert didn’t pay her a dime to get her pussy, she is not worth it.

      • Acer August 10, 2012 at 8:19 pm #


    • ! August 11, 2012 at 12:10 am #

      She’s worth nothing more than 49 cents and some pocket lint. πŸ˜†

  19. kelli August 10, 2012 at 5:49 pm #

    *hits head against desk a few times*…..ive read on twitter that girls are sending nude pics and stuff to robs house and agency?…..wtff…idk what to say….i feel like i need that pic of the guy saying… *i dont want to live on this planet anymore* lol

  20. OnTheFence August 10, 2012 at 7:21 pm #

    So….the Stankyhoes new perfumie came out without her!!!

    • dellacullen August 10, 2012 at 9:30 pm #

      OUCH! As the hubs just said – SHE’S FKD UP! Ya think?

  21. movinon1 August 10, 2012 at 8:04 pm #

    Wrong Acer, it’s a caricature of a group of fans who call themselves Robstens. I have no “empathy for them. I’ll give you some slack, as by your own words your late to all things twi/r/k.

    • Acer August 10, 2012 at 8:21 pm #

      movinon1 “empathic” just meaning you’ve observed their emotional behavior, not that you empathize with them. as a group they were indeed resilient but now that the pack’s been broken up, they’ve lost steam.

      • movinon1 August 10, 2012 at 8:23 pm #


    • Ali August 10, 2012 at 11:10 pm #

      I think he’s been with Caitlin, Ashley, and Nikki too. I don’t know why people think he’s 100% gay, I think he’s bi, K on the other hand…..she’s a lesbian that hasn’t admitted it to herself. Even on those pics with Rupert she look awkward and uncomfortable. Anywho, TC used to *hint* that Bob and K were in an open relationship and I believe it (mainly cause they were not in a real relationship, maybe in the begining but not in the past 2-3 years)

      • Acer August 11, 2012 at 12:08 am #

        I agree with Ali. I think he’s been with all those girls and more and that he’s not 100% gay.

    • Acer August 11, 2012 at 12:06 am #

      @Me: I do too.

  22. Nonnie August 10, 2012 at 10:38 pm #

    I don’t know if this has been posted on here before but back in 2009 Rob called a woman at 2:30 in the morning to tell her that he liked her cupcakes? wtf?? And she blogged about it.

    It’s toward the end of the page.

    • Ali August 10, 2012 at 11:13 pm #

      From the article “Me” posted he apparently wanted to hook up? But she was married and with a child. Why the hell would you call someone at 2:30am to tell them their cupcakes were good? Couldn’t he wait till morning or was he high and drunk? I’ll
      Go with High and drunk lol

      • Acer August 11, 2012 at 12:09 am #

        2:30 a.m.?

        Oh that’s just a booty call.

        No mystery there.

  23. Em August 11, 2012 at 12:55 am #–stands-fully-clothed-swimming-pool-photoshoot.html

    Reminds me of the board we had last week. Reckon she might have boinked Sam Riley? πŸ˜†

    • kelli August 11, 2012 at 2:07 am #

      lmao…good question….do love how Garrett is angled so far away hahaha….ewww that hair….idk tho…Sam doesnt seem like he’d fall for her shit

  24. sarah August 11, 2012 at 5:19 am #
    According toLate Night Show Lineups Rob will be on Jimmy Kimmel on Wednesday 22nd August

  25. sarah August 11, 2012 at 5:23 am #

    Not sure if it’s true…
    “As for Robert Pattinson? He’s working away. A source told E! News the 26-year-old Brit attended a business meeting Tuesday afternoon in Beverly Hills. He’s also on board for Cosmopolis promotion, beginning with an appearance on The Daily Show Monday. He’s also scheduled to do Good Morning America Wednesday morning.” e online

  26. sarah August 11, 2012 at 5:39 am #

    Lindsay Lohan has been partying with Twilight’s Kristen Stewart, X17online can exclusively report.

    The Liz & Dick actress and Stewart were seen together at a house party yesterday at a private house in Huntington Beach.

    Lilo and KStew, whose brother Cameron is an avid surfer, were in Orange County to attend a surfing contest.

    Earlier this week, Stewart dropped out of the film Cali. She also has decided to skip out on attending next week’s London premiere for her film On The Road.

    Last month, Stewart was caught on camera with married Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders. The 22-year-old actress later admitted to cheating on Robert Pattinson.

    Perhaps hanging with Lindsay is exactly what Kristen needs!

    Let the good times begin.


    • Diana August 11, 2012 at 8:37 am #

      That’s just what she needs πŸ™„ Partying with Lilo looks bad, no matter who you are.

      • dellacullen August 11, 2012 at 9:10 pm #

        So what is she going to teach her – “pantiless shots” for the paps?

    • dellacullen August 11, 2012 at 9:06 pm #

      Yeah – so she’s partying with one of the “women” he’s supposedly cheater on her with? Uhm how does that add up?

  27. britgirl August 11, 2012 at 6:12 am #

    No sure how true this is but I wouldn’t put it past summit to tighten the screws on MTV to protect BD2 BO numbers.

    Equality at its best.

    • Diana August 11, 2012 at 8:35 am #

      I wouldn’t be too surprised. Vanity Fair will probably skirt the issue as well. That or, they’ll do a 3 page editorial on how much Stew loves Bob.

    • Acer August 11, 2012 at 11:59 am #

      This scandal is WAY too juicy. Kristen Stewart screwin’ her married director Rupert Sanders caught on film?! This is one of the biggest events ever to happen in hw. And to top things off KStew ain’t the most popular person in the industry.

      MTV’s been such a sellout, as if they need their pockets lined any more. The next biggest music channels are about to dawn & MTV doesn’t even see it coming because they’re so busy sellin’ out. MTV’s lost the edge of free-music & free-expression. Watching MTV awards shows has become like eating cheap candy — sweet for 1 second but nauseating for hours.

      Summit pigs can squeal all they want to but — bend over boys. Your queen bee KStew has perfectly positioned you for “Deliverance 2.”

      • Diana August 12, 2012 at 12:49 am #

        MTV hasn’t been about the music for 20 yrs+. It’s about fake “reality” shows and all about famewhores.

  28. Famewhore August 11, 2012 at 7:47 am #

    While I DO believe Rob is at least bi, and perhaps a manwhore. I’m not so sure he would sleep with Cronenberg’s daughter. Seeing they ( R & C ) are such good pals and all. Rob also wants to do more films with him. I ‘m not so sure “daddy” would be pleased of his daughter being treated that way.

    Off Topic–does anyone else think Tom looks like a vulcan in that photo?
    He has really pointy ears. lol

    • J.J.Gittes August 27, 2012 at 7:06 pm #

      Re: Straight/Gay/Bi: I’d be less surprised if K came out as bi or lesbian. I just think R is a straight dweeb.

      Re: R’s supposed harem of women: I don’t think R has got game enough to juggle any of those women IMHO.
      -Nikki Reed is the most curious for me, but at the end of the day, she’s way too sexy for him. For the record, I think she’s too sexy for her husband too.
      -Ashley Greene: I think she was boinking Jackson Rathbone then Ian Somerhifogo(sp?).
      -Katy Perry: Bahahahaha. Katy prob thinks R is an even bigger dweeb than I do.
      -Shannon Woodward: She was in a relationship w/ Andrew.
      -Emilie de Ravin: She seems too wise to get mixed up in his circus and she did well in keeping aloof from it all. One ‘fact’ is already false b/c she was indeed already divorced when she met R.
      -Reese Witherspoon: Happily engaged, now married, to Jim Toth. She doesn’t need R for anything.
      -Caitlyn Cronenberg: She had a bf during production and she seems too legit tough chick to find R’s dweeby tendencies sexually appealing.
      -Sarah Gadon: She had a bf during production and there’s only like two sets of pictures of them interacting.
      -Sarah Roemer: Idk. It was one night of photogs.

      I think, if he’s boinking anyone, it’s his agent, Ms. Stephanie. Her, or someone who we just don’t have any idea of…someone anonymous.

  29. OnTheFence August 11, 2012 at 8:23 am #

    Wonder who came up with this pose?!! Really!

    • Nonnie August 11, 2012 at 8:32 am #

      she was imagining it was her English lover..Rupert.

    • Diana August 11, 2012 at 8:33 am #

      Makes you wonder, now, if she was doing that old man too. Makes me wonder.

      • OnTheFence August 11, 2012 at 10:51 am #

        Hahaha…yea it does! You can see in her eyes she is thinking of something whorish!! ;p

  30. RobGirl August 11, 2012 at 1:04 pm #

    If Rob is Bi then I believe he’s been with all those women. A guy like that having women crawling all over him? You know he’s gonna go for it. But sometimes I think he’s just plain gay and all this is being put out there for a reason. Still on the fence as to whether he’s gay or Bi.

    • OnTheFence August 11, 2012 at 1:16 pm #

      Haha…thats why thats my name!!! ;p

  31. Steph August 11, 2012 at 2:01 pm #

    I still don’t believe any of this was PR. No one, in their right mind, would put themselves, or their client, out there for public ridicule the way that Shrew’s been over the past 2 weeks. And I very much doubt that Bob will take her back because it will just make seem like a pussy whipped twat who can’t function without her, and it will ruin his career, which he MAY be able to rebuild now he’s away from her.

    As for the gay rumours. OMG! IMO, it’s mostly people in the US who think he’s gay because they can’t seem to understand that in the UK a guy will ALWAYS put his mates before his GF and will hang out with them, go out drinking until paralletic and then play stupid drunken games to see who is the strongest, who can do the stupidest things etc, etc, on their way home. There are always reports on the UK main news about the “youth culture” and their drinking binges and how much it’s costing the NHS due to health problems such as liver damage etc. They have even gone as far as to say that a lot of 20-30 somethings will probably die of liver related problems BEFORE their parents, with a lot of them needing transplants. The problem is, Bob has grown up in an age and country where it’s the norm for young men, and women, to go out drinking until they can’t actually walk home and just fall asleep in the street due to their excessive drinking.

    • movinon1 August 11, 2012 at 2:06 pm #

      Thanks Steph, that was very well stated.

      • Steph August 11, 2012 at 2:15 pm #

        Thanks, Movinon. Just thought I’d put my thoughts in.

      • movinon1 August 11, 2012 at 2:35 pm #

        I’m not going to comment on his personal life anymore, because I have no idea what that is, nor is it my business…imo. The only thing I will say is that honesty is the best policy for Bob going forward. I’m not saying lay your shite out there for all to see, but try as best as you can to be upfront and sincere. There are skeletons we all have in our closets, some that are best kept there. This is all imho.

    • kelli August 11, 2012 at 2:15 pm #

      I agree with you Steph! Like i keep mentioning …i think if he takes her back it wont take long for someone to bring up the quote from him saying he doesnt get why people cheat….idk i think it will be interesting to see how he is this week and what the media can ask…sooooo she went to hang with LiLo and her bro cameron? annnnnd noooo papz found them? interestingggg lol….i agree tho…he’s bi if anything…i dont think he’s gay…could he come off as gay because of how he was raised tho?…like mentioning his sisters dressed him up….i think thats why hes so femme….he was around sisters growing up…..i can see him manwhoring around hollywood tho lol…but i was thinking to…that was when he was around stewpids age….when u dont want to settle and he was newer to HW and the lifestyle…

      • Me August 11, 2012 at 3:10 pm #

        You know what they are going to do with Rob on these talk shows… They are going to remind him of the endless line of women waiting in the wings just ready to pounce him… and he’s going to be smiling and giggling like a happy fool because there’s no way he’s sad. I will never believe it. Getting rid of a disease called Kristen Stewart can’t be anything else but sheer joy. Whether they were together or not he doesn’t have to be around her anymore period.

      • kelli August 11, 2012 at 3:20 pm #

        Lol i totally agree i think he’ll be happy n giggly…or like he was around Katy Perry…not the zombie he was around Stew

  32. click August 11, 2012 at 5:01 pm #

    Hello girls, I’m back from holidays.
    I had very limited access to the internet but the little bit that I got was reserved for this site since it’s so easy to get a short overview of the epic disaster.
    I see the slut is loosing jobs.Well it couldn’t have happened to a nicer bitch.

    • ? August 11, 2012 at 5:45 pm #

      Welcome back!

    • Diana August 12, 2012 at 12:54 am #

      Good to see you, Click. Hope you had a lovely vacay.

      • click August 12, 2012 at 2:33 am #

        Yep, two weeks with nothing but swimming in the sea and lying on the beach. Oh by the way the last day I went to the beach I saw a Shrew double just when I was leaving. She really looked like her that I thought is the Shrew trying to hide her skank ass here, please no. The same height, built, and of course bitchface. I can’t escape her.

  33. Ali August 11, 2012 at 6:51 pm #

    OMG! I was at my bff’s house earlier today and his bf told me if I wanted to see something funny right, so he goes on this “sex”‘ tumblr page and in the middle of all the sex gifs they have one of Edward and Bella (the one where they are kinda sitting and she’s on top of him). Anywho, I was like wtf! that gif was submitted by someone, obviously a sheep. That is just beyond delusional, seriously E&B are NOT real. The sooner they realize that, the sooner they can get their sanity back. Anyway, I wanted to share cause I can’t believe this fandom is this crazy πŸ˜†

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