Team Ruthless VS Team Nicksuave

13 Sep

‘I’m slick Nick, bitch!’

Grab your mojitos and popcorn fans because this just got interesting! While Team Ruthess is casually spreading the “secret” reunion to sources like Lainey, Team Nicksuave is “OH HELL NO”.

Although one might question if it is secret because of crazy fans, why would TeamR put that out there? Well I say stop being so logical this is EPIC love we are talking about. Never mind Lainey’s story was different from what she had on her blog as opposed to ETalk, makes ya go hmmm. So while Laney got the only golden memo to spread to restless sheep everywhere, TeamS is spreading its doubt over this revelation. Heck HWL got an exclusive on the couple is NOT back together!

Flat in the middle of this battle is Gossipslop which has no idea what to confirm or deny so they debunk some rubbish about KScrewloose confronting Rob about his relay with Katy P huh?  Thank you GC because I don’t think anyone of us could have figured that one out for ourselves. I think we can sleep better tonight knowing Rob is not getting it on with Katy P.

80 Responses to “Team Ruthless VS Team Nicksuave”

  1. Lisa September 13, 2012 at 8:43 pm #

    New board LOL

    • sarita September 13, 2012 at 8:48 pm #

      OMG, this one is hilarious!!!

      • Lisa September 13, 2012 at 8:51 pm #

        😉

    • Diana September 13, 2012 at 9:31 pm #

      Lmao at gossipslop! Good one, Lisa!

  2. Ali September 13, 2012 at 8:55 pm #

    Great board 😆

  3. Acer September 13, 2012 at 10:03 pm #

    LOL!!! Totally laughin’ at the Dave Chapelle gif. Great post! 😀

  4. Lisa September 13, 2012 at 10:09 pm #

    It’s all for you lovely ladies! And D’s addition of Nick Slick 😆

  5. Lisa September 13, 2012 at 10:18 pm #

    LMAO at this and these are ppl in the business!

    Breezy Weekes‏@BreezyWeekes

    @DallonWeekes called & told me he just saw Robert Pattinson.. my reaction?.. “did you tell him he’s better off without that b*tch”

  6. Lisa September 13, 2012 at 10:31 pm #

    OK Ruthless 0 – Slick Nick 1 hehehehehe

    Michael K says

    Because the Fall of Robsten conspiracies are the new 9/11 conspiracies, Jenni Maier at Mashable burped up this hilariously ridiculous video as proof that Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Rupert Sanders and Liberty Ross all manufactured the escandalosoness to bump up their careers. Nobody knew who Liberty Ross was before her husband munched on KStew’s box in a Mini Cooper, but now she’s suddenly walking the Alexander Wang show at NYFW. Nobody really knew who Rupert Sanders was and now everybody including my mom (who barely knows my first name and sometimes calls me by her cat’s name on accident) knows his name. Both RPattz and KStew had non-Twilight movies to promote, so it all makes sense! Well, it makes sense after you smoke a couple of bowls and freebase the Twihard juice. You don’t want to know what Twihard juice is. It’s not so much juice as it is cream. I’ll stop.

    Jenni at Mashable asked the second thing I asked after watching this video. The first thing I asked myself was, “Why am I watching this video? Wouldn’t straightening then crimping my pubes be a better use of my time?” The second thing I asked myself was, “If they were all in it together, why would they need to doctor the pictures? Couldn’t KStew just pose in them herself?” Jenni straightened her tin foil visor and answered that question poking at my brain:

    According to this video, Rupert Sanders helped stage these photos with the help of an anonymous women. Clever editing shows that the notorious photos featured in Us Weekly don’t match up to photos of the real location. There are all kinds of scale issues with Rupert Sanders and Kristen Stewart’s height — and it’s easy to get caught up in what this video’s trying to imply.

    But what doesn’t make sense to me is why would they fake the photos? That seems like an incredibly immense undertaking that would bring this conspiracy to a whole new level. Not only does it mean Rupert Sanders (and his anonymous henchmen) framed Kristen Stewart, but also that they had a reason to do so.

    Not to mention that Kristen Stewart apologized for these photos within 24 hours of the news breaking – and hours before the issue of Us Weekly even hit newstands. So why would she apologize for something so devastating that she hadn’t done so quickly. Wouldn’t this be the kind of issue that would cause marketing teams to come up with an elaborate PR strategy to deflect negative attention from Kristen? A strategy that would probably take an entire day (at the very least) to create.

    Commenters allude to the fact that blackmail could be involved and that could be the reason she apologized so quickly.

    BLACKMAIL?! Any conspiracy theory that involves BLACKMAIL is my kind of conspiracy theory. That’s some Alexis Carrington shit right there. But in order to believe any of these conspiracy theories, we also have to believe that Kristen Stewart isn’t six layers of boring who is only capable of drooling on herself, biting at her lip, blinking and making mouth love to a fully loaded bong. Once I see a detailed video disproving that theory, I’ll consider believing the other theories.

    For now, the only thing this video proves is that when you mix together a Twihard, the music of Jet, Google Images and an all-night meth binge, fucked up things happen.

    • dc291 September 13, 2012 at 11:20 pm #

      I’m really liking Michael K!

    • kelli September 13, 2012 at 11:56 pm #

      Hahahah lmao….i loveeeeeee this! this needs to be passed around twitter hahaha…soooo true! …thats def a pov of mine like mine on it!

  7. Jade September 13, 2012 at 11:18 pm #

    Eww I just saw the naked picture of Kristen..Is that really her? Because it looks like her flabby white ass. Exactly the way it looked in WTTR… She’s soooo gross! How could Rob ever touch her. GAG.

    • dc291 September 13, 2012 at 11:21 pm #

      let me guess – it was part of her OTR performance?

    • Acer September 13, 2012 at 11:27 pm #

      i’m sure there’s nothing to see…literally

    • kelli September 13, 2012 at 11:58 pm #

      lol glad i still havent seen this pic….but kind of funny now she has a “nude” pic going around just like Liberty had a few weeks ago…hmm

  8. Deb (seattlechik) September 13, 2012 at 11:34 pm #

    This shit be getting crazier all the time. Popcorn and wine please.

    • dc291 September 13, 2012 at 11:44 pm #

      thought you were on holiday!?

      • IHD September 14, 2012 at 8:33 am #

        Deb’s said she’d be in and out,., just like the Burger. LOL!

  9. sarita September 14, 2012 at 12:08 am #

    “Never mind Lainey’s story was different from what she had on her blog as opposed to ETalk, makes ya go hmmm.”

    Someone please tell me what she said on ETalk, I can’t find a link.

    • Lisa September 14, 2012 at 1:40 pm #

      • sarita September 14, 2012 at 2:27 pm #

        thanks:)

  10. alexisis September 14, 2012 at 6:35 am #

    My vote is for Slick Nick,he’s covered Robs backside from day 1 ,l just don’t think he is so obvious as Ruthless.and whereas Rob can articulate,Kristen can’t read an autocue.

  11. OnTheFence September 14, 2012 at 11:34 am #

    Haha..just stomached watching the MTV interview..Josh calls her out on her experience in rolling a joint! She squirmed a bit when he said you have had yrs of experience (you know she thought he meant what we all did) making the movie!!

    http://www.mtv.com/videos/movies/834971/dancing-in-on-the-road-scared-kristen-stewart.jhtml#id=1693682

    • Acer September 14, 2012 at 3:47 pm #

      @OnTheFence: absolutely squirming. and her knee-jerk response to rolling a joint = “i’m a skilled actor” — nope, just skilled @ rollin’ a joint

  12. twilightdiairesgirl September 14, 2012 at 1:17 pm #

    http://www.bellasdiary.com/2012/09/nikki-reed-with-baby-monroe-rathbone/

    too cute!!!

    • Bren September 14, 2012 at 1:22 pm #

      How adorable is that 🙂 makes my heart melt. Nikki will make a great mom one day!!

      • dc291 September 14, 2012 at 9:10 pm #

        Yes she will be and to wonder . . .

    • Diana September 14, 2012 at 6:48 pm #

      Aww. Such a sweet pic! I wonder why Jackson didn’t make Screwloose the baby’s godmother? I mean, since the whole cast are all such great friends and all. 🙄

  13. Lisa September 14, 2012 at 2:00 pm #

    Hope K’s team is happy what they accomplished because by suggesting it was a pr stunt is making their Queen more hated. although we know it happened and she is just trying to bring everyone down with her!

    Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson’s love story has many theories swirling around today, but a new one that emerged Thursday will certainly have “Twilight” fans furious if it is true.
    The Hollywood Gossip reports that Kristen Stewart’s affair with Rupert Sanders is now thought by some to be “totally fake.” They offer up proof in a new video, which will leave you scratching your head.

    Check out this surprising new visual evidence on a video here from THG.

    Claims that the affair was concocted for nothing more than a publicity stunt, complete with doctored pictures of Stewart and Rupert are buzzing online today. Stewart’s heart wrenching apology is something that was orchestrated and scripted as part of this plan to fool the public, but why? What did this accomplish as it put Robert as a victim and Kristen as a villain to the point it was feared that this bad publicity would bleed into her career?

    The only person that totally benefited from the affair if it was a publicity stunt was Rupert’s wife, Liberty Ross. This is what a new video for THG seems to convey. Hollywood Gossip goes further and suggests it was a plan by Rupert and Liberty.


    “So why would she possibly play a role in the conspiracy? Blackmail! What if Sanders and Liberty Ross were behind the scandal this entire time in order to boost their professional profiles? The latter did suddenly walk the runway at New York Fashion Week a couple days ago,” suggests Hollywood Gossip.

    Crushable writer, Jenni Maier, believes that this fake affair was a way to boost all four celebrities’ careers, Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Rupert Sanders and Liberty Ross, according to Celebrity Dirty Laundry. It is hard to understand why Kristen or Robert would need a boost in their career at this point. The fallout from this affair, whether fake or real, all fell on the shoulders of Kristen, who wasn’t looking too loved in the media for a while. If this was the reason to do this “fake” affair, then it seemed to have backfired on Kristen.

    While the video offers up some compelling evidence about the pictures being doctored, the story that goes along with this as to “why” this was done doesn’t seem to make sense, what do you think?

    This video goes on to demonstrate by using the published pictures of Kristen and Rupert as proof that neither Stewart nor Rupert happened to be at the location depicted in those pictures. The pictures were taken somewhere else and Kristen and Rupert were doctored into the location.

    The video suggests that Rupert was hugging a woman and leaning up against her as the affair pictures show, but that woman was originally his wife with a photo of Kristen, who is much shorter, Photoshopped in place of Liberty. While the video does a good job of showing why these pictures may not at all be what they seem, the entire scenario seems to lack logic.

    • Ali September 14, 2012 at 2:29 pm #

      When they prove to me that the ones taken inside the car were doctored to I’ll believe it 😆 Wasn’t Liberty a runway model already? So walking on fashion week wouldn’t be odd.

      I do know that there is something that doesn’t sit right with me in this whole mess but those photos were not staged. Kslut was right there with RuPit munching on her box, and RuPit rubbing his junk all over Ksluts sweaty behind, and it can’t be denied.

      • Lisa September 14, 2012 at 3:29 pm #

        Yep Ali I agree and all the sheep are doing is making KScrewloose look worse than she already did. If she can manufacture a PR stunt to this capacity what else is she capable of. And she would be guilty because she set out the apology!!!!! Sheep keep forgetting if this is a publicity stunt she is front and center!

      • Acer September 14, 2012 at 3:31 pm #

        no matter what ANYbody says or doesn’t say….KStewpid is gonna look worse & worse

    • ! September 14, 2012 at 3:38 pm #

      She just looks like a complete ass now. This is still funny because no matter how they spin it to save her career she’s still toast.

      • Acer September 14, 2012 at 3:50 pm #

        @!: “She just looks like a complete ass now.”
        ___________
        Yes.she.does. That pic of her screwin’ the 2 guys in bed just amplifies not only the Rupert situation but who she really is = an ignorant slut (as SNL Dan Akroyd used to say to Jane Curtain)

      • Jade September 14, 2012 at 3:57 pm #

        Hi Acer..There is a picture with not one but two guys in bed? Sick! Where’s the link? lol

      • Acer September 14, 2012 at 8:51 pm #

        Jade, this is the pic i saw but i’m sure someone’s posted a bootleg shot of the full threesome scene

        http://www.myhabit.com/homepage?#page=d&dept=women&sale=A1Y32JMVKBL7ZS&asin=B005030LE2&cAsin=B007W37OSE&ref=qd_b_img_d_9_3c

  14. Lisa September 14, 2012 at 3:38 pm #

    Off topic OMG what is this world coming to? Poor Kate she was with her husband! Oh and Lainey was wrong she reported kate quit smoking and she did not 😉
    http://www.tmz.com/2012/09/14/kate-middleton-topless-photo/

    • Acer September 14, 2012 at 3:52 pm #

      Niiiiice Lisa! Lainey caught in another lie. Thx for posting.

    • Rachel September 14, 2012 at 3:59 pm #

      I felt truely sorry for her. Unlike celebs that court the attention she just does her job and this was their holiday. It looks like they are going to sue.

      • Lisa September 14, 2012 at 4:21 pm #

        I hope they do and make that mag go bankrupt!!!

        😉 Acer

  15. Acer September 14, 2012 at 3:39 pm #

    Just thought I’d scroll through a few hilarious comments re: KStew’s threesome “performance” in OTR:

    “She always seems to play herself on movies”
    ______________________
    “The 22-year-old actress also stars alongside Kirsten Dunst, Amy Adams, Viggo Mortensen, Tom Sturridge, Alice Braga, and Elisabeth Moss in the Walter Salles-directed film. ” – banged ‘em all
    _____________________
    She seems drawn to these sort of psycho-sexual roles…
    _____________________
    ”it just felt so right.” Nothing new here lol
    _____________________
    I’d say she probably f****d them both off camera too, but the thing is Garrett Hedlund is way out of her league.
    _____________________
    NOW we all know she undoubtedly really did sleep with these two guys in real life! she is gross.
    _____________________

    So she played herself. Again.

    http://www.justjared.com/2012/08/31/kristen-stewart-threesome-in-on-the-road-teaser-trailer/comment-page-1/#comments

    • Lisa September 14, 2012 at 4:22 pm #

      She will never get rid of the Scarlett letter on her, she will carry it now and forever!

  16. alexisis September 14, 2012 at 4:29 pm #

    Even though it seems unbelievable, if this charade was a pr scheme then the whole thing has now got a mind of its own,and way out of control,doing neither of them any favours..

    • kelli September 14, 2012 at 4:46 pm #

      yessss! soo true! if it was …it backfired on all of them….but i agree with some of the comments…..if its all a stunt why were they all so quick to say it happened and im sorry.. i love you! lollll…..and why do this all when u have kids? thats not doing them any favors

  17. sarita September 14, 2012 at 5:20 pm #

    The video does make a strong case that the pictures taken of KS and Rupert by the fence were doctored, but if both KS and RupS apologized then it would seem as if they were both involved in whatever stunt was being orchestrated and are behind it. Do you all remember that blind item that said that something to the effect that two stunts had been planned prior to the release of BD2. Everyone assumed Cannes was the first so this could be the second stunt, but there are still so many questions, like was Rob involved and was the whole point just to get publicity at any cost. Idk, what’s going on, but KS is definitely not an innocent party in all this and I would speculate that she’s most definitely behind it. It’s interesting that before this happened everyone assumed she was a lesbian so maybe the whole affair was a way to cover that up and it was the lesser of two evils. How could everyone gaydar have been so off?

    • Petal September 14, 2012 at 6:52 pm #

      I wouldn’t be surprised it ALL of this, from the first inkling of “Robsten” all the way to this “affair” has been nothing but a stunt. This is probably nothing for HW to do stuff like this. It’s all been so suspicious. Especially when you look back from the very beginning and see that Rob and KS have never acted like more than friends who argue alot.

    • ! September 14, 2012 at 11:30 pm #

      I don’t think our gaydars are off. Chances are she’ll come out in a few years.

  18. alexisis September 14, 2012 at 5:47 pm #

    If this had happened a couple of years ago when they were oh so “private” about themselves,then maybe the need for all this continuing publicity,good or bad l could understand,but lately they seemed to be making a point of being seen together really putting it out there.,Cannes ,Robs b/day.wedding.music nights,.so if a pr game,why?

    • Kelli September 14, 2012 at 6:00 pm #

      To me that vid of the tryin to prove the pics are fake just make twitards look even more desperate and insane…..

    • Lisa September 14, 2012 at 9:40 pm #

      Hmmm never leave, followed him around AND he was the one that was obsessed 🙄

      • Nonnie September 14, 2012 at 9:56 pm #

        spew had a thing for Rupert it seems. and all the sheep said he went after her. Well it sure didn’t sound that way according to Stewpid who could not stop following him around

      • sarita September 14, 2012 at 10:44 pm #

        From the article Nonnie linked:

        “In the ‘Special Features’ section of the film, Kristen talks about her then relationship with Rupert on the UK set. She says, ”I never want to leave. I’m constantly following him around. I’m sure he hates me. I’m sure he’ll come in and tell you that I’m great, but I’m sure I annoy him very much. But it’s been awesome.” She continues to say, “It’s been great working with Rupert. I just knew we were on the same page.”

        Lisa: I have this vague memory that KS once said in an interview that she becomes obsessed when she first falls in love with someone.

      • J.J.Gittes September 14, 2012 at 11:03 pm #

        Well, that’s not creepy at all.

      • Lisa September 14, 2012 at 11:20 pm #

        Good memory Sarita i remember that also. And nooooo JJ that is not creepy at all, being a bunny boiler is normal *insert sarcasm*

  19. Petal September 14, 2012 at 6:48 pm #

    On Ryan Seacrest’s radio show this morn, he said that Rob said he will be promoting BD2 on the carpet with KS. That he did not want to disappoint his fans and will do his obligations and be professional. Ryan said that Rob and KS are not back together. So probably this is the gossip that is being fed to them by their people or something?

    • Kelli September 14, 2012 at 6:50 pm #

      Haaha…. Nick strikes again :)….. Def sounds like nick fed that to E

      • Petal September 14, 2012 at 6:54 pm #

        Yes, that’s what I mean, Rob’s people are feeding gossip to them. Of course. But its interesting how they are putting it out there that they are not together. Still say this is all a big stunt.

      • Kelli September 14, 2012 at 6:57 pm #

        Lol idk wat to believe or think lol….huge headache tryin to keep up

      • ? September 14, 2012 at 7:05 pm #

        Petal,
        I agree especially since booby never said that he and k were together….. J.s.

    • Lisa September 14, 2012 at 9:38 pm #

      Wow even Ryan Seacrest is saying it!!! Yep Team Slick Nick for the win. Finally Nick you are taking a stand against the twat and her keeper!

    • J.J.Gittes September 14, 2012 at 11:09 pm #

      Wow. Bravo R! How generous of him to be so dedicated to the fans…so considerate of him to actually fulfill an obligation of the job he’s getting paid ridiculous millions for. <>

  20. sarita September 14, 2012 at 7:35 pm #

    The question now is who is playing what game. Is KS going all psycho trying to convince herself and everyone else that she and Rob are back together because she is crazy because she genuinely lost her bf, or is it a carefully planned move from her team to manipulate fan’s perceptions? If this is the case then Rob’s team denials make sense and it would seem that they are not in fact “together”. However, another explanation could be that there’s coordinated effort between the two sides and a “are they or are they not” game has been initiated, and in this case KS and Rob are either reconciled if one believed they are a real couple or they will simply go back to the showmance and have never been in a real romantic relationship to begin with.

    • dc291 September 14, 2012 at 9:24 pm #

      PULLING MY FNG HAIR OUT BY THE ROOTS!

    • Lisa September 14, 2012 at 9:36 pm #

      I totally believe Rob and his team has had enough of KS and her games but Ruthless and KS are not having it so they are spreading rumors and Nick is debunking them….

  21. Lisa September 14, 2012 at 9:48 pm #

    I just saw on twitter that Nikki R is Monroe Rathborne’s Godmommy AWWWWW see SOME of the cast are close. Others meh…….

  22. dc291 September 14, 2012 at 11:42 pm #

    and no one is going to tell me if I need to buy a wig or just keep slightly tugging at my roots!

  23. alexisis September 15, 2012 at 8:46 am #

    This poor cow has by now been milked dry,hope there is another one in the pasture ready and waiting.l think it is going to be needed.

  24. Lisa September 15, 2012 at 10:59 am #

    Read this article there are no words, literally no words. Ruth and KS suck big time. Run Rob run fast and hard! http://www.examiner.com/article/robert-pattinson-betrayed-kristen-stewart-why-does-she-want-him

    • dc291 September 15, 2012 at 11:19 am #

      Run is right!

      • OnTheFence September 15, 2012 at 11:33 am #

        Sorry there is just no commenting on this one! WTF!!!

    • Gemma September 15, 2012 at 11:42 am #

      A total soap opera.

    • ? September 15, 2012 at 11:50 am #

      and never in that article does it say they were a couple.. it talks about personal relay, professional relay and friendship.. found that odd…. no epic LOVE.. did i miss it??? i easily could have…

      like we have said.. she not only f*cked ruppy, but she f*cked booby publicly with this story line…

      • Lisa September 15, 2012 at 12:10 pm #

        Nope you did not miss it. Well she did day “F*ck everyone and be happy” guess she meant that emotionally and literally!

      • ? September 15, 2012 at 12:25 pm #

        lisa,

        i think he is pissed at her.. and it wasn’t b/c she was f*cking ruppy.. i agree.. i’m sure she’s f*cked lots… its just that she got caught… and totally took their game down… for whatever the reason..
        but she has certainly created the story that they were a couple.. and now its the game will they won’t they… they are pathetic and predictable.. imho of course…

      • Rachel September 15, 2012 at 12:26 pm #

        Exactly ?
        I have a feeling she will go to Athens FF to promote OTR just like in New York. Doesn’t Cannes feel like a life time ago.

      • ? September 15, 2012 at 12:50 pm #

        Rachel,
        yes it does.. and booby is still playing…imho..
        so have any of his 5 or 6 projects gotten off the ground yet?? and we slide into bd2 promos.. just when we all get… apathetic.. the twit shit picks right up again..

      • Diana September 15, 2012 at 3:38 pm #

        That article is insane. Blame the victim much? Bob didn’t screw up the fauxmance, Screw did that! He must be thrilled to look so nasty, being a pit licker and all. The dirtier this gets, the worse it would make him look, if he “took her back”. Surely Ruth understands that. I don’t understand what Screw’s team is trying to prove/gain.

    • sarita September 15, 2012 at 1:00 pm #

      I have a feeling things are going to get ugly, and I hope for Rob’s sake that KS does not have legitimately harmful dirt on him because I have no doubt she would use it against him in a second.

  25. alexisis September 15, 2012 at 12:09 pm #

    Of course Rob you are slipping,you should have said there was a “logical” explanation.for whatever she did.

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