Edward and Bella not getting married?

24 Sep

 

Now I have to take back the damn china I was about to send to the Los Feliz house because “The daily star” assured us that they were going to tie the knot soon. Well Gossipslop was called in on the mission and had this to say.

Even though the couple was not close to marrying before the scandal broke, and even though Pattinson has moved with deliberate caution in reconciling, the tabloid wants everyone to believe that he suddenly thinks the best way to resolve their issues is by leaping into a cheating-induced engagement.

Because the best way to make a shaky relationship healthy is by… dramatically raising the stakes?

This makes zero sense.

Extremes sell, which is why the tabs and webloids keep swinging from “they’re definitely over forever” to “they’re getting married” and back again, because the truth is often inconveniently boring.

After reading this are you all certain where Rob and trampire stand? No? Yea me either. So lets recap

-moving with deliberate caution? On…..friends, not killing each other, lovers?

-inconveniently boring? Umm yea got nothing.

So again back to are they/aren’t they back together?

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54 Responses to “Edward and Bella not getting married?”

  1. Lisa September 24, 2012 at 2:04 pm #

    New board have at it heheheeh

    • kelli September 24, 2012 at 2:20 pm #

      oooo…gossipcop finally woke up to talk about something? lol

    • Bren September 24, 2012 at 2:30 pm #

      LMAO!!!! Great board Lisa 😆 yeah too sad about the non-reconciliation…..I’m crying in my Edward pillow *sniff* *sniff*.

      • Lisa September 24, 2012 at 2:47 pm #

        LMFAO!!!!!! That was a great GIF!

  2. Gabi September 24, 2012 at 2:29 pm #

    OMG, next step is Bella…I mean Kristen getting pregnant! I even know the name of the child: Reenesme…Life does imitate art!

    • Rachel September 24, 2012 at 2:38 pm #

      I just wish they would get on and get married. Then Prsten would be over.

      • Lisa September 24, 2012 at 2:48 pm #

        Yes then when she cheats again no one will have to get the ewww and yuck pix because no one will care about them!

      • Bren September 24, 2012 at 2:49 pm #

        Rachel,
        I’ve had that thought many times!

      • Gabi September 24, 2012 at 3:07 pm #

        It would be too easy Rachel, they want to torture us!

      • J.J.Gittes September 24, 2012 at 5:34 pm #

        Only if it were a guarantee that they would both disappear into obscurity forever.

  3. Lisa September 24, 2012 at 2:47 pm #

    Awww little sheep were all so confident that Sam following CJ nad Suzie was the confirmation they needed and then GC went and pissed on their parade 😆 This is just one of what I am seeing.

    “they know nothing like everyone else & they’ve been wrong so I don’t know why they’re all smug & “we’re legit” BS “

  4. Lisa September 24, 2012 at 2:51 pm #

    See GC worded that just right so both sides are happy “moved with deliberate caution in reconciling” and referring the reader back to the time will tell article was smart. The crazies jsut see reconcile and it is done but if you read it says rob is not yet ready to reconcile and he is cautious. hence in reconciling and not with the reconciliation. Again a PR game for everyone………it will never end.

    • Gabi September 24, 2012 at 3:01 pm #

      Lisa, they are so generous, they want to please everyone who buys movie tickets. Such loving human beings!

      • ? September 24, 2012 at 3:10 pm #

        hey Gabi!

        so true!! – same shit, different day…. 😆

      • Lisa September 24, 2012 at 3:27 pm #

        I agree Gabi same shit different year……

      • meiyee September 24, 2012 at 4:01 pm #

        Hi Gabi ? Lisa, sorry haven’t posted much recently, boring of these games so I didn’t pay close attention. Glad see your posts Gabi!! 🙂

  5. Deb (seattlechik) September 24, 2012 at 3:06 pm #

    This shitz is getting sooooooooooooooo old. Really. Shrew needs to spice it up by having another public meltdown like she did at Cannes.

    • Bren September 24, 2012 at 3:10 pm #

      IKR where’s all that fierceness!!

  6. sarita September 24, 2012 at 3:29 pm #

    SOURCES: ROBERT AND KRISTEN ‘MOVING IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION’

    Sources confirm to Wonderwall that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are headed toward reconciling.

    “Ever since coming face to face last week they have been spending a lot of time together,” says a friend, adding: “I’m confident they will get back together.”

    Although the two aren’t officially “back together,” Rob and Kristen have never needed relationship titles to know what they have is special.

    “He loves her and despite everything, Rob is the person Kristen cares about and loves most,” adds a source close to the couple. “They are taking things slow, but it’s moving in the right direction.”

    But Twihards aren’t the only ones happy to see this on-screen, off-screen couple reunite. The studio behind the “Twilight” franchise is also breathing a sigh of relief with less than two month out from the release of “Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2.”

    “They are both professionals, it would never be a problem, but it sure makes everything a lot easier if the two leads are on speaking terms,” joked studio source.

    http://wonderwall.msn.com/movies/sources-robert-and-kristen-moving-in-the-right-direction-1707205.story

    • Lisa September 24, 2012 at 3:36 pm #

      LOL so……..back to not together officially again good grief enough is enough….

      • kelli September 24, 2012 at 4:29 pm #

        for being sooo private ..they sure are letting their friends go to every site and report 😛 lol

      • Bren September 24, 2012 at 4:31 pm #

        Your so right Kelli 🙂

  7. Lisa September 24, 2012 at 3:33 pm #

    What I do not get is that sheep so desparately want Rob with a cheater. If he did the cheating then they would want Shrew to move on. Hypocrites really. And Robsten as it was known is broken because the whole world, not just twi fans, know what she did and she will carry that and if he takes her back that is what they will talk about. The tabs will just get worse when/if he goes to film they will have her hooking up with everyone. That is why this is such a joke because every smart and sane person knows that in real life a reconcilition would take a very very long time and even then there is no guarantee it will work. So all of this is just a joke and not reality at all…..And lets face it what mother would want their son with a person like that and what she did to make it so humiliating……

    • ? September 24, 2012 at 3:42 pm #

      But oh how it plays in the media..
      They have never been off the trash rags or Internet all summer and now into the fall…
      Brilliant booby and scummit, just brilliant…. *claps hands*
      Way to show all of us how to work the pr angle.. B/c that is what you achieved….

    • sarita September 24, 2012 at 3:49 pm #

      I think it’s all about BD2, and their contractual obligations. I guess when they realized that people were not going to be fooled by the sudden reconciliation stories, they decided they were going to take it step by step and slowly until they reach their foregone conclusion. It’s obvious from the GC article that that is their strategy now. Every week we’ll get reports from different sources that they’re getting closer together and trying to work things out until it does seem believable when they do officially reconcile before the premiere.

      • ? September 24, 2012 at 3:55 pm #

        I think you might be right.. How awful…

      • Bren September 24, 2012 at 4:22 pm #

        I would guess a reconcile a couple of days before premier or at least the appearance of speaking to one another. Hopefully by January we won’t see or hear from either for a long long time.

      • Lisa September 24, 2012 at 4:27 pm #

        Yep and then after we will get “trouble in Paradise” sources close to the couple say that Rob just can’t get past Rupert munching on his GF in broad daylight in the mini cooper that mysteriously disappeared….. how…..predictable.

      • Bren September 24, 2012 at 4:29 pm #

        Lisa
        The mini disappeared? I had not heard that!

    • Gemma September 24, 2012 at 4:37 pm #

      According to robsten sheeps, K did not cheat, it was a momentary indiscretion, a slip, a slight mistake that can be overcome by their Epic love….

      • Lisa September 24, 2012 at 4:51 pm #

        And the earth is flat……..

  8. Lisa September 24, 2012 at 4:28 pm #

    Either way whenever sheep say “oh it is true love” we always have “really because on July 17 she seemed not that into him……” It will never be the same ever again!

    • Bren September 24, 2012 at 4:33 pm #

      Very true Lisa. I guess sheep don’t get that part.

    • sarita September 24, 2012 at 5:39 pm #

      And best of all there are dozens of receipts.

  9. Lisa September 24, 2012 at 4:51 pm #

    Anyone notice this because I thought that was some serious shade thrown towards Miss momentary indiscretion
    “that he suddenly thinks the best way to resolve their issues is by leaping into a cheating-induced engagement.”

    • sarita September 24, 2012 at 5:46 pm #

      I might be wrong, but I think I read somewhere that Nick and the owner of GC are friends, so if true it would not be surprising if Nick writes these articles himself. It almost seems like team Rob has no choice other than to go along with Summit, but they still throw in the occasional dig just to stir the pot a bit and imply that all is not well in paradise. At least, I like to think so.

      • J.J.Gittes September 24, 2012 at 5:53 pm #

        Then that would also mean all the pro-Robsten posts that HC had made prior to the scandal being revealed was from R’s camp, too. :/

      • J.J.Gittes September 24, 2012 at 5:54 pm #

        GC*, not HC. Lol.

      • sarita September 24, 2012 at 6:30 pm #

        Well, GC is also very closely connected to Summit so the pro Robsten articles could have originated there as well, and Ruth obviously also has a hand in it. I’m sure there’s a lot of cooperation and coordination between all the different camps. Just remember what Ted Casablancas tweeted when the cheating scandal first broke.

      • J.J.Gittes September 24, 2012 at 8:42 pm #

        What did Ted Casablancas tweet?

      • ? September 24, 2012 at 8:47 pm #

        Ted tweeted something that implied this all orchestrated..and has always been…. The exact tweet is back on our older boards… I believed him b/c he has nothing to lose and all the real truth in his head…. 😉

      • sarita September 24, 2012 at 9:04 pm #

        These are Ted’sTweets:

        everything ur reading about #Robsten is arranged. Let me assure you of this.

        hey Robsten’s been thru a lot, they r not perfect, why I’ve always loved them but they both know exactly what they’re doing

      • J.J.Gittes September 24, 2012 at 9:27 pm #

        Ambiguous much. Fact: Ted is one of the biggest Robsten pushers. He needs this. $$$.

      • Lisa September 24, 2012 at 9:42 pm #

        No Nick has nothing to do with GC but Summit does.

  10. Lisa September 24, 2012 at 4:58 pm #

    ROLFLMFAOPMSL Rob was ninja and DID go to the after party Jimmy K threw Sunday after the emmys. We know sheep they are keeping it secret so he went with sam instead heheheheheh http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/gossip/la-et-mg-emmys-jimmy-kimmel-after-party,0,2301073.story

    • Lisa September 24, 2012 at 4:58 pm #

      I love team Slick Nick for these little gems………..xx oo

      • Bren September 24, 2012 at 5:31 pm #

        Yup I like that he brought a guy with him. Oh how the sheep have been kicked in their woolly asses yet again.

      • Lisa September 24, 2012 at 5:47 pm #

        wooly asses OMG HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

      • Bren September 24, 2012 at 5:58 pm #

        ….hehehe!!

  11. wherethemindroams September 24, 2012 at 5:42 pm #

    Really “Daily Star”? I know they (and many others) think diehard RobSten fanatics (or sheep as you call them here) are stupid, but crikey on a stick, they’re not that stupid. You can’t make money pulling even more unbelievable crap than the unbelievable crap that is happening. NOBODY who is smart enough as their precious Rob is going to marry someone that cheated on them just two months ago. It becomes TOO MUCH like a soap opera with bad writing. Not even Victor and Nikki Newman would pull something like that.

    • Bren September 24, 2012 at 5:52 pm #

      Robstens are not known for their intellect. They still think shared articles of clothing, luggage, dogs, being in the same space are signs of epic love.

  12. Alexisis September 24, 2012 at 6:25 pm #

    If this wasn’t all just pie in the sky, they could “tie the knot” and be done with it.

  13. sarita September 24, 2012 at 9:09 pm #

    Are you all sure Sam is following KS’s friends? I looked at his account and it didn’t seem like it, but I could have looked up the wrong person.

    http://twitter.com/samueltwitt1/following

    • Nonnie September 24, 2012 at 9:16 pm #

      instagram not twitter

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