A fame whoring review – The best of 2012

1 Jan

An epic year for Prsten and what they do best, “fame whoring”. When your boring, your skills are limited to blinks, lip biting, brooding and a monotone voice it could be easy to forget you. Fear not there is Prsten, Robsten and fuckery. So as we look at the past year, what has been your favourite Prsten moment? You can’t pick them being on a film set because neither of them have been anywhere near one. Here is the epicness one month at a time:
Jan – Bob won at the PCA’s and showed off his head lice hair cut and his best date evah Betty White. Hecklerspray warn us “oh-no-robert-pattinson-to-make-rubbish-music-on-new-album.” God help us all. Talk about  KS and the lead in Akira turns to nothing. Unbound Captives resurfaces and disappears, (“coughs” Mission Blacklist “coughs”)  BA has its first fan showings in Belgium and talks of Oscars begins. Cronenberg tells us Bob is a good actor.
Feb – Throughout this month VIP exits disappeared with the fairies and unicorns. Paris fashion week led to full fame whoring. KS flips off in front of Ladgerfield and Bob gets to escort his snowflake to look at all the fashion, make up and hairspray. Paul Mc Cartney prays he never has to endure a conversation with them again. Paul is about peace and speaks English. Robsten is about dudes and “like fuckin like, can you feel like dude its crazy.” Oscar parties with the C list begin. KS plays peek a boo with the paps in a hedge and Bob shagz her on the carpet. Oh right he doesn’t. Berlin Premier of Bel Ami. Dire reviews. Bob is called bovine. Good news for the US you can watch it on pay per view. KS fame whore friends release a “private pic” of Robsten. Bob is smiling. Oh right he isn’t but KS is. Cronenberg tells us Bob is a  very good actor.
March –  Tons of fame whoring concerts. Bel Ami hits cinemas in the UK and then promptly leaves quicker than a jack rabbit on crack. FatPatz arrives on Malibu beach and looks like he needs a defibrillator as he runs towards the paps, who were invited.  Tons of paddle boarding photos are released but unfortunately we get Zefron semi naked on a balcony and Bob just looks doughy. Cronenberg tells us Bob is a very, very good actor.
April – BD 2 reshoots . Very very private moments at Coachella, airports and we meet Skaterboy who too is photographed for the occasion. Bob needs an assistant because he is busy working. Oh right he’s not. Cronenberg tells us Bob is a very, very, very good actor .(yawning now)
May  – Cannes.  Parades with his girlfriend who we now know is into suckin someone else off and getting munched on like Sunday brunch in a mini cooper nonetheless. PDA for paps . Bobs duck of shame. KS gets booed, gets into gingers and she hates us all ya know. Robsten tells the planet they have given up smoking as this is very, very, very, very important. Oh right it isn’t. Bobs Birthday. Spent in England where his girlfriend is doing promo for Swath, donating ladybugs to her director in front of the media and is suckin him off behind closed doors whilst Bob, practices on his skateboard,  wearing his new birthday outfit. There are rumours his carer got fired this day.  Cronenberg tells us Bob is a very, very, very, very good actor. (Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz)
June – A very private wedding is made very public by Robsten. SWATH premier, where Bob continues to play supportive boy friend. KS performance is slated. Apparently there is a problem with her English accent as in she sounds like she is from LA.  June 15th COSMO is released in UK – Word of walk outs begin, lots of them. Released in other countries. Global walk outs. Cronenberg tells us Bob is a very, very, very, very, very good actor good actor.(Banging head on table)
July– Comic Con. Bob tells the planet people are walking out of COSMO and its cool (moron). MTV interview with the trinity. Taylor looks like he would like to slap them both.  MTV awards. KS is caught publically cheating. She is cheating with someone married who has two young children. Trampire and Rupsten are born. Will Farell is completely devastated because there is no love like theirs! Cronenberg tells us Bob is a very, very, very, very, very, very  good actor good actor. (Poking my eyes out)
August – Promo for COSMO, tons of it. Bob garners sympathy whilst eating ice cream as the heart-broken boyfriend. (LIAR). COSMO bombs on ticket sales and walk outs are tweeted. Trampire surfaces for the paps as Cali disappears.(Wash, Rinse and Repeat)  Bob gets a job playing  Lawrence of Arabia, this is not a comedy . Bill C (I have been selling Robsten for the past year)  suggests that, “now it’s time that some of that respect be returned to them.” WANKER.  Cronenberg tells us Bob is a very, very, very, very, very, very, very,  good  actor who was cheap and available.

Sept –  Prsten begins again. OTR gets a Premier and guess what “they’re going to be fine!” The world can now rest because the epic couple is going to be FINE!
Oct – Rumours begin Bob is going to sell perfume. Fuckery for BD begins. Bob photographed forgiving his Bella with tea and towel. His man card is revoked. Henry Cavill’s man card is upgraded to platinum. The audience now realises they have been duped.  Date nights continue with claw hands, group Halloween masks and Prince Concerts.  Australia BD2 premier where very few turn up. Bob looks like he forgot to brush his hair and wash his face. Rumors Balenciaga dumped her ass as Nicholas is fired for hiring the skank moves on to new and better things.
Nov – Paps, Robsten and fuckery are in full force now. Breaking Dawn 2  premiers,  press and now we sell Dog babies. Dog babies are very, very, very important. Oh right there not. Bob dresses and looks like Kermit. Dior and Gucci both win their respective bets. KS, now embodies her Trampire look wearing practically nothing. Reviews are dire. OTR has more and more and more  premiers  yet still no one wants to see  it. Pool boy and Ho spend Thanksgiving in England with his parents cooking turkey and singing Kum ba yah, as all of England celebrates Thanksgiving, oh right it is an American holiday but that is just a minor detail. And of course any mother would welcome the tramp that publically cheated on their son into their home, it is a dream come true!
Dec – Robsten is in hiding because we all know you are only seen when you WANT to be seen, no they are not true ninjas. Ho White goes to NYC for the 847589345893 premier of OTR which opens less than Cosmopolis did back in August. But she will get Oscar nominated because you know she is the best actress of our generation *vomit* Oh but krisbians have heart failure because the SAG’s pass her up as does the GG’s. They prefer to nominate a real actress, Jennifer Lawrence. Ho White leaves NYC and pool boy then heads to NYC for a secret commercial/photo shoot that no one has any idea what it is for or if it will ever come to light. Rob is surprised his creepy stalker fans find him there. He then flies to London to party with his friends and family leaving the oil slick home to do whatever it is she does. Suzie and trampire make their way thru the airport because they forgot that LAX has a VIP entrance. And the group of bandits are spotted walking the tubes. Last but def not least, the über private group decide to have a NYE party in a yurt which no one would have known if not for their ever faithful friends posting and deleting pictures on instagram.
So there you have it the year in Robsten fuckery brought to you by the letters I and F – irrelevant famewhores…….A big thank you to Rach for providing most of the detail 😉

101 Responses to “A fame whoring review – The best of 2012”

  1. Lisa January 1, 2013 at 2:50 pm #

    Promised new post hope you all enjoy and feel free to leave additional info we may have forgotten!

    • Petal January 1, 2013 at 5:45 pm #

      Wow…loved that Lisa…..so true and very well said!!!

    • ? January 1, 2013 at 7:04 pm #

      Well done ladies!

  2. Lisa January 1, 2013 at 2:52 pm #

    Ali I moved this here for the new board and yes I believe it!!!!!! and it explains the YURT and the orgy that must have taken place!!!!

    I know cdan in not reliable, but this has me cracking up. There’s no way this is true lol. He once said kslut was asexual lol

    Lets talk about the cheating this B+ movie actor has done on his B= list actress girlfriend over the past few years. It only seems fair. Lots you will know, but many you won’t. The list numbers about 10. The most salacious to me was the marriage he broke up. She used to be a B+ television actress on a very hit show. She got married and had some problems. She got back together with her husband then auditioned for a movie with our actor. The chemistry was instant. By the time they started filming her marriage was over and our actor and actress were in bed everyday. One time they were joined by one of his other long time female co-stars.

    Threesomes are nothing new. Our actor and his best friend who is also an actor took an actress with them on a European trip. Sex and booze and threesomes the entire time. The actress had previously had a relationship with our actor and she even co-starred with him in another role that required sex scenes. She said they were real. Remember, this is all going on while he is dating the B+ list actress from the first paragraph.

    There were always the flings with his co-stars. That happened before during and after. There was the European burlesque dancer. Oh, and a couple of models. There is the night he got drunk and made the ultimate mistake and slept with someone who should not be slept with unless you have a quadruple strength latex bodysuit. She has actually started getting work again. There was the C list Australian actress and the reality star from VH-1. Oh, there was the co-star of the actress that had her marriage broken because of him. That was an interesting one. There was the daughter of one of the director’s of a movie he starred in. He told her he wanted to be with her forever, but didn’t really mean it. He just wanted to sleep with her. There are a few more, but no one would know who they are.

    B+ movie actor: Robert Pattinson
    B- actress girlfriend: Kristin Stewart
    Former B+ TV actress on a very hit show, split and got back together with husband: Emilie de Ravin “Lost”
    B+ movie actor’s longtime female costar: Ashley Greene
    Actor’s best friend: Tom Sturridge
    Actress who had real sex scenes when co-starring with B+ movie actor: someone from “Bel Ami”
    Actress who is starting to work again: Lindsay Lohan
    C-list Australian actress: Sophie Monk
    Reality star from VH-1: Paris Hilton
    Co-star of Former B+ TV Actress: Maggie Grace
    Director’s daughter from movie he just starred in: Caitlin Cronenberg

    • click January 1, 2013 at 5:05 pm #

      CDAN is known to make his blind items up. Don’t believe anything from him.

    • Petal January 1, 2013 at 5:55 pm #

      Idk….it would be quite interesting and entertaining if this was true, but I tend to think he’s gay….all these girls are friends. Gay men love their women friends. He just is always drunk it seems, idk how he could even “get it up” most of the time!

  3. Ali January 1, 2013 at 2:59 pm #

    Love this post! Specially his man card being revoked and Henry Caviil upgraded to platinum.

    If that blind is true he is gross for sleeping with Lohan and Hilton! And I didn’t know about the yurt, I’m behind on my “famewhore couple” news lol

    • Lisa January 1, 2013 at 3:27 pm #

      Oh Ali all you have to do is follow the crumbs their famewhore friends are posting a by play of every move they make. But they are so private y’alll LMFAO!!!!!

      Sam Bradley‏@samueltwitt1

      2013 http://instagr.am/p/T8gZrDjb6V/

      Then Suzie posts the same!

      Bring in the new year with tea ✌

      A post shared by Suzie Riemer (@sweetsuzieq) on

  4. Lisa January 1, 2013 at 3:28 pm #

    And this is telling the world when they will return to London tomorrow…..

  5. Lisa January 1, 2013 at 3:30 pm #

    And more games……..

    Phoebe Wilson‏@phoebewilsonn

    Robert Pattinson came into the resteraunt my brother works in, fucking jealous

    • Lisa January 1, 2013 at 7:46 pm #

      So seems like the group has separated after their yurt orgy last night hehehehe or Rob never went………She answered he was in London and alone…….

      Phoebe Wilson‏@phoebewilsonn
      @TatitaCD London

      2hPhoebe Wilson‏@phoebewilsonn
      @Szandii27 alone

  6. Rachel January 1, 2013 at 3:33 pm #

    This as we see above, is how, when your unemployed you keep yourself in the public eye. Sadly, pathetic. 🙄

  7. Nonnie January 1, 2013 at 3:59 pm #

    Happy New Year everyone!!! So I see the fuckery continues as usual! Of course Screws fame whore friends posting pics on instagram and locations…I would not expect anything less! lol

  8. Nonnie January 1, 2013 at 4:21 pm #

    this is funny..Rob was suppose to be on the show “punked” but when it was time to pun him his friends could not get him to leave his house

    http://iluvmormonvampires.tumblr.com/post/39355517322/artemismoon12-tedthejinglebellhop-fun-fact

    Im pissed! I would have loved to see this! I think it would have been hysterical! it’s even funnier that they choose a bar to do this in, because they know that would be one way to lure him out of the house lmao.

  9. Gemma January 1, 2013 at 4:36 pm #

    Hey Lisa, amazing summary of the year! When you read it through, you realize how weird is this so called couple… More to come on 2013, let’s have fun!
    TBW Rob is a very very very very very very good actor hahahahaha LOL

  10. Gemma January 1, 2013 at 4:40 pm #

    Sorry for my ignorance but what is a YURT??

    • famefoolery January 1, 2013 at 5:08 pm #

      I had the same question Gemma. Please enlighten us. LOL.

      • anonymous January 1, 2013 at 5:58 pm #

        this is what Wikipedia says: A yurt is a portable, bent wood-framed dwelling structure traditionally used by nomads in the steppes of Central Asia.

  11. Nonnie January 1, 2013 at 5:19 pm #

    LMAO!

    kai barnes ‏@kaibarnes2
    Swear I just seen Robert pattison and Kirsten Stewart in shanklin looking rough as fuck!! #celebwatch

    Stella ‏@StellaS91

    @kaibarnes2 what do you mean she looked rough ?)
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    31 Dec kai barnes ‏@kaibarnes2

    @StellaS91 she didn’t look like she was going on the red carpet put it that way 🙂

    bwahahah…everyone who see’s her says she looks manly…even that woman at the airport said she looked like a teenage boy. it soo funny

    • Petal January 1, 2013 at 5:57 pm #

      She’s always looking “rough” on her off time, probably from the constant drinking and drug use. IMO.

  12. Shailene January 1, 2013 at 5:23 pm #

    And this is why this site is the best omfg I couldn’t stop laughing! Thank you ladies for keeping this site so funny I pass through here and there and I love coming back. I’ve said it time and time again but how sad these two losers are known more for their personal life than being taken seriously as actors. Kristen is a twat and Rob is a door mat these two will never be leaving behind any good legacy and are nothing but laughing stocks. You bring up Jen Law and you think of only her talent unlike Kristen who when I hear her name think of slut and ungrateful brat who rarely bathes. They are both douchbags it was so funny when Joan Rivers said that when Rob and Kristen go at Kristen yells out “did I get the part?” Lol how sad that is what she is known for…I am so glad twilight is over disappear with your millions stew n take boobie with you.

  13. anonymous January 1, 2013 at 5:55 pm #

    “leaving the oil slick home to do whatever it is she does.”

    can we please refer to stew as ‘oil slick’ from now on? that is amazing. dying of laughter right now.

    BTW, stealing your ‘getting munched on like sunday brunch’ analogy 🙂

    • Lisa January 1, 2013 at 7:35 pm #

      Sure can!!!!! 😉

  14. PRsten Observer January 1, 2013 at 6:49 pm #

    Happy New Year!!! Hope this 2013 brings great things to everyone!!!

    I couldn’t laugh more at the yurt stuff. They had a cool trendy “fusion” mystical experience called “Celtic -Temazcal”, you know?
    KS and her entourage of toadies mixed weed, peyote and whiskey and invoked the ancient gods’ support to keep the robsten dream alive all during 2013. Wait and you’ll see the results….

    Great recap Liza! Loved it!

  15. Lisa January 1, 2013 at 7:48 pm #

    TBH I think Rob has dark dark dark secret fetishes and Ho whte and her group of misfits can fufill every one of them. I believe trampire has the same tastes IMHO 😉 I don’t doubt it was a full blown drug/orgy/drunk fest last night in that yurt………..

    • Petal January 1, 2013 at 8:53 pm #

      Ok, sorry, but what is a yurt?? I’m still confused…….Lisa, you are too funny! I hope you know who this is…..(Marie), I’ve been Petal for awhile…..hehe……

      • PRsten Observer January 2, 2013 at 11:12 am #

        I believe a yurt is a kind of tent, the type ancient civilizations used to build. 😛

      • Lisa January 2, 2013 at 1:35 pm #

        I knew 😉

  16. dc291 January 1, 2013 at 7:54 pm #

    I see that there was a “marijuana club” (private of course) opened in Colorado today. You have to be a member and bring your own pot. Guess oil slick (snicker snicker) will be making frequent trips to Colorado!

  17. OnTheFence January 1, 2013 at 8:45 pm #

    Love this board!

  18. Deb (seattlechik) January 1, 2013 at 10:47 pm #

    OMG, brilliant recap of the Year of Rsten Fail. I PMSL. Best line: Henry Cavill’s mancard was upgraded to platinum. Hell to the yeah. I saw the trailer for Man of Steel the other day, holy Jesus.

  19. Nonnie January 1, 2013 at 11:15 pm #

    Martin ‏@myarwood0123
    So apparently Sunday I met the guy who had the affair with Kristen Stewart :s

    Lmao…so Rupert is in London the same time as screw Bob? Coincidence? I hope Boobie got spew an extra babysitter…..we wouldn’t want them to have another accidental meetup that would lead to another”Momentary” indiscretion

  20. Petal January 1, 2013 at 11:18 pm #

    So here’s a comment from someone who is supposedly “in the know” commenting on the CDN blind: I could believe this person:

    InTheKnow said…
    Most of this is b.s. Also, you can’t cheat on someone you have never, EVER, been with. They are contractually obligated to play pretend until after the release of the DVD or they will not get their percentage points, which will be huge. Basically, they are owned by Summit/Lions gate for the time being.

    Robert and Kristen are friends, however.

    Her “cheating” was a set-up by Summit to stir up publicity. It backfired on Kristen because that Rupert guy really did want to fuck her. She didn’t know things would get so out of hand, had no idea what to do, and freaked out. She’s…different, and they used that to their advantage. I am not a fan of her personally because she’s highly unpleasant, but I don’t think a lot of it is conscientious. As I said, she is different.

    And she’s not asexual. She has a girlfriend. The girlfriend was not pleased about those pictures and I dare say was far more upset about it than Robert. Robert was just pissed she went behind his back and didn’t tell him what they were making her do. (She’s not the brightest bulb in the lamp.)

    Robert isn’t gay, he’s bi, but more into women, and yes he’s a big slut. But even he wouldn’t fuck Lindsay Lohan.

    Anyway. The whole situation is twisted. Those studio execs are some diabolical motherfuckers, believe it.

    • click January 2, 2013 at 2:40 am #

      OK, this fits my impressions of the dynamic and the general fuckery around them. I can’t shake the feeling something about that affair with the sleezy director isn’t as simple as it looks.
      She only looks comfortable with women and Bob is definitely not the poor cheated on boyfriend, that bullshit is nothing but a role he played to gain sympathy.

      • Lisa January 2, 2013 at 1:34 pm #

        I agree Click and I think there is a lot of puzzle pieces missing in this mess…..

  21. French January 1, 2013 at 11:24 pm #

    I can’t imagine you guys missing anything and I honestly can’t go through every post. I compared the pics of Charlotte with the girl in this photo from TMZ and they look the same. So even if they aren’t lovers, it is very clear that her entire world is made up of PR and paid friends. Sad. http://ll-media.tmz.com/2012/12/28/1228-kristen-stewart-x17-3.jpg

    • Lisa January 2, 2013 at 1:26 pm #

      That is not really sad because she created her own destiny and now she has to live with it. Rupert was seen in London wonder if they got some quality time together :wink:. Her interpretation of power is completely misconstrued, she has no character judgement skills whatsoever. She will fade and probably end up like Lindsay Lohan…..

  22. French January 1, 2013 at 11:25 pm #

    I disagree Petal about her not wanting him. I think she was very obviously infatuated with him throughout the marketing of SWATH. I do think that they used the scandal to rebrand her as a hussy and this is quite clear from how she has been marketed as a femme fatale and how she dresses.

    • Petal January 1, 2013 at 11:28 pm #

      Yes, French, those pics of them back during Twilight filming, she did look infatuated with him. Idk if they had a thing or not, and I still have a hard time thinking that Rob is into all these women. He seems more into men to me. But who knows…..

      • Petal January 2, 2013 at 12:09 am #

        Ooops, I see you meant KS being infatuated with Rupert. Maybe she gets infatuated with guys, but I see her as liking the ladies and maybe an occasional guy if it serves her purpose? Idk, that’s what alot of people on these blogs say….

  23. french flies January 2, 2013 at 1:00 am #

    I think her family dynamic with a weak father and overbearing mother has influenced her to be attracted to men with power. I also think she devalues conventional insitutions like religion and marriage. And it is very obvious that she believes what she is told about herself as long as it is positive. That feeds her arrogance and fuels her bad choices.

    Is she a lesbian? Perhaps. Maybe she is bi. I don’t know. I don’t toss around things like that if I am not sure. I like to go from evidence if I can. I have never seen her as being in love with Robert. Not even during the filming of Twilight when she called him names and disrespected him publicly. He gave her books and tried to relate on his level and she couldn’t do it. The more I hear her speak, the more I am convinced that such a literate, articulate, self deprecating person as Rob could not be seduced by her oharms. She really is a turd in the hot tub. You can’t quite believe what you are seeing, and then you pack up your stuff and go home because the clean up takes too long.

    And all those blind items make me laugh. We have been hearing about Secret Fetish Rob for years and yet no one will come forward. People always come forward for a buck if the relationship is just sex. Sex isn’t emotionally binding when it is just physical. If either of them are anywhere close to asexual, it is Robert, who seems to appreciate women but is very awkward and has low self-esteem. All of his jokes about sex bear this out.At most, I can imagine him having a FWB with someone close just to get those urges settled, but that would be a relationship with trust, not a skank who will peg him while she smears him with Jell-o.

  24. French Flies January 2, 2013 at 1:21 pm #

    New quote from Kristen:

    “They don’t write about my personal life. You know what I mean? The same exact thing about being able to choose your path and your career — you don’t step outside your life and look at it like you’re someone else,” she told USA Today, adding that what’s written about her is “the most disjointed, uninformed, and completely unsatisfying and completely depressing [stuff].”

    C’mon. How can anyone believe that they are together when she outright denies what is written about her in gossip columns? They don’t write about her personal life. Her personal life is unexposed. For someone whose every step with Robert is captured and exploited, how can this be a true statement unless their love is a façade?

  25. Gemma January 2, 2013 at 1:38 pm #

    Anyone believing this?:

    15- Actor Robert Pattinson will do OK on the career front this year, but romantically much of the same. At last the “Romance” he has will finally die.

    16- Kristen Stewart Just a bad year all round for her, in many ways.

    http://www.bellesprit.com/index.php/our-team/columnists-contributors/120-christian-dion/805-2013-psychic-predictions

    • Lisa January 2, 2013 at 2:07 pm #

      One can only hope!!!!!!

    • dc291 January 2, 2013 at 2:17 pm #

      something we all know

    • anonymous January 2, 2013 at 4:11 pm #

      holy shit. who is this person exactly? i hope a lot of those predictions are wrong… there’s quite a few political related items on there that gave me chills.

    • famefoolery January 2, 2013 at 10:11 pm #

      Hey Gemma,

      This is what he predicted for the in 2012:

      63. ROBERT PATTINSON. I feel that this is the year that the public find out that he can’t really act. But there is no danger of himself finding out that fact, this year or any other.

      64. KRISTEN STEWART. A good year on the whole for Kristian, especially on the romantic front, when she reveals who will really be in her life.

      • famefoolery January 2, 2013 at 10:17 pm #

        And this prediction about the cheating was posted back in 2010.

        http://psychicgossip.blogspot.com/2010/04/moany-moany.html?m=1

      • Lisa January 2, 2013 at 10:49 pm #

        Wow that is so weird and freaky that he knew about the cheating back then.

        ROLMFAO about him not being in danger of finding out he can’t act 😆

      • famefoolery January 2, 2013 at 11:28 pm #

        Lol, that’s our Bob.

        Notice how he had girlfriend in quotations too?

      • Lisa January 2, 2013 at 11:48 pm #

        He was also right about other celebs he predicted things to happen 😯 I have to follow him more closely he knows his stuff hehehehe

      • Vicki January 3, 2013 at 11:02 am #

        I noticed he called Rob Twinky. That is a term used in the gay community.

      • ? January 3, 2013 at 5:29 pm #

        Vicky,

        i saw and thought the same thing.. 😉

      • ? January 3, 2013 at 5:29 pm #

        my apologies Vicki for the typo on your name.

  26. Alexisis January 2, 2013 at 3:13 pm #

    be glad to wish them both a happy new year,,separately of course.!

  27. Rachel January 2, 2013 at 4:51 pm #

    Hey ladies.
    And at number 1 for worst movie of the year is OTR. 😆

    • click January 2, 2013 at 5:06 pm #

      Krisbians were right. OTR got its award.

    • Lisa January 2, 2013 at 10:41 pm #

      And it did not make any money

      On the Road has made a whopping $69,885 since being released Dec 21st. #EpicFail

      • Ali January 2, 2013 at 10:44 pm #

        Im shocked, specially with all the gazillions of premiers it had……..Not. 😆

    • PRsten Observer January 2, 2013 at 7:53 pm #

      Want to throw up? Here’s the complete interview:
      http://www.vmagazine.com/site/content/442/wild-at-heart#!/10

      • OnTheFence January 2, 2013 at 7:55 pm #

        Now you just know them feet stink link the sewer in them big ass mens shoes!!!

        http://www.imagebam.com/image/637e58229915131

      • OnTheFence January 2, 2013 at 7:57 pm #

        hahaha!! *like

      • Gemma January 3, 2013 at 11:02 am #

        wowwww why does she always come off as pretentious to me? So many big words but they don’t make much of a sense. It must be my english..

    • dc291 January 2, 2013 at 8:44 pm #

      REALLY? Seriously! She looks just as greasy and smelly as usual! And WHY is it ALWAYS that friggin black bra and threadbare white shirt! Is that the ONLY thing she owns?

  28. PRsten Observer January 2, 2013 at 8:11 pm #

    That pic… screams -“Butch Phuleeeeze!!!”-

    Ineresting though… all this “lesbian vibe” brought to us now; not after the affaire (what would have been kind of more convenient somehow).

    Makes me think of last PR stand transitioning to the epic break-up

    • dc291 January 2, 2013 at 8:45 pm #

      Oh But WAIT! Those are Robbies’ shoes!

      • OnTheFence January 2, 2013 at 8:57 pm #

        bahahahaha!

      • PRsten Observer January 3, 2013 at 11:31 am #

        Jajajajaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! 😛 Yeah! You’re right!

  29. famefoolery January 2, 2013 at 10:01 pm #

    Ok, so if this is all a PR stunt, which I believe it totally is, I want to know how Rupert is going to explain to his kids when they are old enough how he agreed to put his family in jeopardy for the sake of fame.

    http://blindgossip.com/?p=44312

    • Lisa January 2, 2013 at 11:49 pm #

      Maybe they were on the rocks so he went after what he wanted 😉 ewwwwwww

      • famefoolery January 3, 2013 at 12:00 am #

        So basically he wanted cooties. LOL.

        JK, but in all light seriousness (lol), I guess he’s not turning it down if she’s offering it to him.

  30. Nonnie January 3, 2013 at 12:19 am #

    check out this guys predictions…he made one for spew and one for Rob too….It’s funny how he said Rob seems like the type of person who lets people walk all over him….he also said Bob needs more PR or else he will be forgotten lol, and that his relationship with screw is doomed

    http://www.mysticjohnculbertson.com/2013celebritypredict.htm

    • famefoolery January 3, 2013 at 12:43 am #

      Now that guy is interesting too. So if Bob needs PR , lets hope he doesn’t resort to fake tactics such as the illusion called Robsten.

    • Gemma January 3, 2013 at 10:52 am #

      Interesting! This guy predicted Robbie’s future as I might have predicted too. I mean it’s so clear for me that his relationship with Stew is doomed and he needs to let go of it to find better things, personally and even professionally. I hope he makes up his mind and don’t let people keep walking over him.

      As for Stew, I’m really curious now to find out who will be her soulmate LOL!

    • J.J.Gittes January 3, 2013 at 12:58 pm #

      Can’t compare…Tina and Amy don’t look like slags.

  31. Em January 3, 2013 at 12:54 pm #

    “You can’t pick them being on a film set because neither of them have been anywhere near one.” 😆

    Apparently, shippers hacked into Suzie’s instagram account in the hope that they’d find some epic love pics. How sad and desperate, smh.

  32. Lisa January 3, 2013 at 2:53 pm #

    OMG this shit is funny as all hell I can’t stop laughing HAHAHAHAHAHA http://oscarduroy.tumblr.com/post/39582946016/teamsam2009-me-morta-ahahahahahahahah

    • OnTheFence January 3, 2013 at 4:06 pm #

      OMG!!! I think they found a part she can actually play!!! Its her calling!!! 😉

      • Ali January 3, 2013 at 4:21 pm #

        Oh man! Yesterday I reblogged ksluts original photo and made the comparison to the girl of The Ring! Now that I see them side by side, they look like twins lmao

      • Lisa January 3, 2013 at 7:02 pm #

        It’s not even a joke I mean she looks exactly like her!!!! I say they go for a Ring 3 and cast her I mean she would be PERFECT!!!!!!

  33. Lisa January 3, 2013 at 7:03 pm #

    OK so some of K’s friends are complaining about getting their pictures hacked by sheep 😯 are they surprised? And they let these crazies follow them! But a sheep saw a picture she got very upset over and of course that one won’t be shared 🙄 This fandom is the most f*cked up I have ever seen in all my life….

      • Ali January 3, 2013 at 7:26 pm #

        Wow, just wow….At least it’s not a Robsten tattoo lol

      • sasha January 4, 2013 at 5:31 am #

        she has Robsten tattoos as well

    • anonymous January 3, 2013 at 7:37 pm #

      oh shit. which of stew’s friends accounts got hacked? that’s seriously nuts.

      • Lisa January 3, 2013 at 9:29 pm #

        Sydney her stylists asst….

    • ? January 3, 2013 at 8:08 pm #

      Would love to know how a photograph would upset someone.. 😉

      • Lisa January 3, 2013 at 9:30 pm #

        It wouldn’t unless you are a crazy, stalker, psycho freak wth no life 😆

      • Petal January 3, 2013 at 9:56 pm #

        Probably a pic of Rob with another girl who is NOT KS.

    • Jade January 3, 2013 at 11:41 pm #

      Would love to see the pic! =-)

  34. OnTheFence January 4, 2013 at 7:05 am #

    Bummer for Boobie…

    The face of the perfume is Jude Law..” Dior Homme Cologne 2013 Dior cologne – a new fragrance for men 2013: http://www.fragrantica.com/perfume/Dior/Dior-Homme-Cologne-2013-17256.html

    • OnTheFence January 4, 2013 at 7:06 am #

      Wonder what the hell the commercial was then!! :/

  35. ? January 4, 2013 at 7:11 am #

    So when does booby leave to go film his next blockbuster/indie film?

    And I could just never imagine hobo booby modeling perfume.. Almost as bad as hobo skank k.. And I’m just using their public images that they’ve worked so hard to create to base my opinions… 😉

    • Rachel January 4, 2013 at 7:28 am #

      Well he’s def advertising something. Perhaps its bread. You know being doughy and all.

      • OnTheFence January 4, 2013 at 8:00 am #

        Fruit Loops Cereal ?!!! 😉

      • ? January 4, 2013 at 8:12 am #

        i’m still going with flavored, lickable deodorant… after all that is what k said her bf loved to do..

        but i LOVE the fruit loops suggestion.. 😆

      • Rachel January 4, 2013 at 9:12 am #

        Oh ladies touche, touche.

  36. Alexisis January 4, 2013 at 8:06 am #

    Fresh air.!!

  37. Gemma January 4, 2013 at 2:16 pm #

    Speaking of colognes. She’s expressive, fresh, vivid, nice and really talented.

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