Malibu surfing Rob 2.0

31 Mar

So as the internet explodes with surfing Rob, Sheep are trying to create the fantasy they envision is going down. Yes they live in the world of coo coo land and it is Easter so they are probably allowed use of the computer in the mental ward. Anyhow we got Surfing Rob last year and it seems he is going for round two. And clearly Rob figured the paps would be there for this round as he wore a wet suit this time *giggling*

It seems these two are not inseparable as Kristen was trying to get in a bar Friday night by cutting the line, and she was spotted last night as well. Big clue is her friends are not posting pictures of themselves in the ocean with the sunlight behind them. We all know that it would be instagram heaven of K making dinner for them all and then a barn fire with them singing Kum Ba Yah…..

So instead of sheep eating their chocolate Easter bunnies with the rest of the world, they will be waiting for the Pr Pro to twitlong about some scenario of epic love of all proportions RME.

So if you would like to see the ocean with Rob in it here are the pictures:

143 Responses to “Malibu surfing Rob 2.0”

  1. lisa2222 March 31, 2013 at 2:46 pm #

    Happy Easter and new board!

    • Rachel March 31, 2013 at 2:59 pm #

      Sipping my vino here. 😉
      I just don’t know where to start 🙂 We can add this to the review of 2013 though not sure what date to put it. 😉

      Is his advert for Dior a female fragrance? 😯 because those hips were made for a suspender belt JS.
      PML at the Daily Mail telling me how his body sufing has improved 😯 Is he allowed in water past his knees or is Ho White directing this and she has his heel, dog tagged.

      • Gabi March 31, 2013 at 3:54 pm #

        LMAO, Rach! OMG, that picture shows his true nature – pathetic!

  2. lisa2222 March 31, 2013 at 2:51 pm #

    I love this seer and really hope he is right because she has milked the public for too long!

    Christian DionMarch 31, 2013 at 8:43 PM
    For those of you that have been worried about Rob he’ll be fine, as I have said before he’ll end up behind thecamerawhich hewill prefer.. He’ll be happy romantically too, but that’s a while away. She however, well no hope really C

    • Gemma March 31, 2013 at 3:10 pm #

      Interesting. I could see Booby behind the camera too… maybe he could do a better work than being in front of the cameras.

  3. lisa2222 March 31, 2013 at 2:55 pm #

    Ummm Rob could birth a baby with those hips JS…….

    • Rachel March 31, 2013 at 3:00 pm #

      Quadruplets and have some spare……

      • Gemma March 31, 2013 at 3:05 pm #

        I agree LOL!

      • Gabi March 31, 2013 at 3:56 pm #

        We’ve always said he was the girl in the relationship…His woman hips confirm it!

  4. Gemma March 31, 2013 at 3:03 pm #

    Happy Easter everybody!! Lisa thanks for the new board. I was thinking I saw pics like these, Rob rowing alone and running on the sand last year, around spring time. How about a new cheating or a new scandal by summer time too? Show must go on..

    • lisa2222 March 31, 2013 at 3:06 pm #

      I bet it is coming 😉

      And oh this is freaking hilarious read the comments OMG on the floor dying of laughter!

  5. Rachel March 31, 2013 at 3:15 pm #
    ROLF . Waiting for the ohotoshop that then becomes HD.
    Wait till DL gets these 😉

    • lisa2222 March 31, 2013 at 3:32 pm #

      Thank you rach I forgot to link it LOL, you always help me out!

  6. Deb (seattlechik) March 31, 2013 at 3:40 pm #

    Keep paddling Bob, eventually you’ll get back to England.

    • lisa2222 March 31, 2013 at 6:29 pm #


  7. RobPattinsonGaveMeCooties March 31, 2013 at 4:57 pm #

    Ladies and gentlemen, I present you Mr Robert Pattinson, laughing stock since summer of 2012.

  8. ! March 31, 2013 at 5:04 pm #

    He’s got a more feminine shape than Kristen Stewart! 😆

  9. OnTheFence March 31, 2013 at 5:12 pm #

    Malibu Barbie don’t have crap on this guy!! Malibu Bob! 😉

    What a dork! :/

  10. Diana March 31, 2013 at 5:42 pm #

    Malibu Beach Booby! What a treat. That wetsuit really defines the hips, doesn’t it 😆

  11. lisa2222 March 31, 2013 at 6:31 pm #

    So Kristen was at a gas station today in HW and that seems to be news 😯 So she is not malibu barbie to bob’s malibu ken LOL. Sheep had their whole easter fantasies just crushed and that makes me laugh harder!

    • lisa2222 March 31, 2013 at 6:31 pm #

      Unless that was the nearest gas station she could fine 😉

  12. 333 March 31, 2013 at 6:52 pm #

    Lisa, these pics are from the annual board meeting Rob holds traditionally at the end of March and as always, this latest meeting was held around a board too. This time Rob decided to wear a wetsuit because Nick taught him the difference between intimate and intimidate. He thinks the black color and fitted fabric makes him as intimidating as his hero, the Dark Knight. But since he wants to distance himself from all bats, vampires, trampires and other bloodsuckers he wanted to give a new twist to it. Poseidon! That’s what the beard, paddle and ocean represent. As you can see the board meeting was very educational. I invited you like two months ago. Why didn’t you come? Rob missed you.

    • lisa2222 March 31, 2013 at 7:01 pm #

      Well my invitation must have got lost in the internet mail because I never got one and I feel cheated 😥

  13. lisa2222 March 31, 2013 at 6:57 pm #

    This article is spot on except Rob is not innocent in this!

  14. Gabi March 31, 2013 at 8:06 pm #

    The article is perfect on their portrait of Kristen but terrible about Rob. He is portraited like an angel inslaved by Kristen, a true martyr.Rob is as guilty as Kristen.

    • Gabi March 31, 2013 at 8:10 pm #

      I mean: “portrayed” and “enslaved”… Too much alcohol! LOL

    • lisa2222 March 31, 2013 at 9:29 pm #

      I am with you girl *high five*

      • Gabi April 1, 2013 at 9:14 am #

        *High Five*, Lisa!

  15. Ali March 31, 2013 at 10:02 pm #

    Oh look! He’s wearing a wet suit lol

    IN other news omg! I saw Maroon 5 last night at their concert and today I finally got on the Harry Potter ride on Islands of Adventure in Orlando. Had a great weekend.

    Then today I found out my uncle passed away, he had open heart surgery and was in ICU for a while but he finally got better so they moved him to main floor and he died this morning. The doctors are baffled. He was a great uncle to me and he’ll be missed.

    • Ali March 31, 2013 at 10:04 pm #

      Forgot to ask had Kslut gotten a job yet?

      • Diana March 31, 2013 at 10:59 pm #

        So sorry for your loss, Ali.

        In answer to your question, the Ho is supposedly taking the summer off, so she can be close to Bob. Personally, I think the producers/directors/etc are finally realizing that she cannot act to save her life, besides the fact that one wants to work with her.

    • lisa2222 March 31, 2013 at 10:05 pm #

      I am so sorry Ali, I know how you feel I lost my beloved uncle last August. My heart still hurts 😥

    • OnTheFence March 31, 2013 at 11:12 pm #

      So very sorry Ali!!

    • Aishwarya April 1, 2013 at 3:43 am #

      You got on the Harry Potter ride!!! I am so jealous. I so badly want to be there!
      And sorry about your uncle

    • Gemma April 1, 2013 at 6:04 am #

      I’m sorry for your loss Ali.

  16. Ali March 31, 2013 at 11:28 pm #

    Thanks girls.

    As of kslut, my mom is now watching SWATH and she said the slut is a great actress, but wrong pick to be prettier than the queen. I think I need to introduce her to jenlaw’s movies so she knows what a great young actress is!

    • kell March 31, 2013 at 11:55 pm #

      i found it on tv…so decided to watch….baddd acting…i found the movie too funny lol

      • J.J.Gittes April 1, 2013 at 12:54 pm #

        How were the accents, kell.

  17. Lucy April 1, 2013 at 2:09 am #

    New Hot dude…..Ivan Sergei……makes RPatz look like a putz!

  18. Aishwarya April 1, 2013 at 3:47 am #

    Rob! Does anyone think he looks hot in those pics. Anyone? I swear as as said above, he does have those curvy hips that Kristen should be having. I somehow never can appreciate his sporting whatever abilities.Doesn’t look man enough for all that

    • Gemma April 1, 2013 at 6:01 am #

      I agree Aishwarya. I would not describe him as “hot” in those pics, rather the opposite.

    • 333 April 1, 2013 at 7:04 am #

      I think he looks good and I’m sure I’m not the only one. The wetsuit look funny and it’s not like he’s doing a photoshoot and trying to look hot but I like his body

      Anyways, he doesn’t do sports so fans, ex fans or whoever could appreciate it. If a 6’1″ tall, slender guy with a nice back, slim waist, long legs and muscular thighs who can rock Gucci suits like if he, regardless his name, was their face, doesn’t look manly enough to do recreational sports then I don’t know how all those average height men in America should feel about their often overweight if not obese bodies. And I mean the guys in his age or younger. Not to mention the females. After all, you can see how lots of his fans look like body wise.

      • ? April 1, 2013 at 8:07 am #

        He gets paid to look good… He’s not part of the average guys..

        I live around and have worked with many men of all heights and ages who take care of themselves and look good… And they don’t have wardrobe and makeup crews with professional photographers capturing their every move…

        He’s almost 27.. Per biology class.. These are the easiest years to be in shape and look good… And taking short cuts, like smoking for example, takes a toll…. Just look at that photo of booby and k from the other night in his hoodie…

      • Aishwarya April 1, 2013 at 8:17 am #

        I like lean bodies but his is kinds weird in this wetsuit. As I said, when you lose respect for someone, you don’t find them attractive. And Bob, when he’s paddle boarding doesn’t anyways impress me. Gucci suits, yeah he can pull that off. This guy’s no Brad Pitt. But to each his own

      • 333 April 1, 2013 at 12:15 pm #

        He tries to look good when he’s working. When he gained a little weight last year and was publicly criticized for it, he went on a diet and managed to lose weight to look the way they wanted him to look. He has wider hips but there’s nothing he can do about it except getting too skinny which I don’t think is healthy or more attractive. His current roles don’t require good physical appearance but he still tries to be physically active by doing sports like cycling and paddleboarding . Don’t know why he should try to impress somebody when he does something good for himself in his free time. If he keeps on with SUP he might get even those abs he often talks about. There’s already a progress. You can tell from his posture and legs alone.
        Unlike K, he seems to work on his career and physique. Maybe that’s what irritates some people.

      • Aishwarya April 1, 2013 at 12:22 pm #

        @333, Rob has a lot of vices and they don’t do him any good. He drinks a lot of beer which is why he tends to put on weight. His body was pathetic while he was smoking, oh God. Just got reminded of the scene in New Moon when he takes off his shirt, thats the skinniest palest body ever, I had a crush on him but ever with his shirt off. He lost all the 2012 Malibu weight bu going on a liquid diet. These are extreme situations. Liquid diets aren’t good for health. He doesn’t come across as healthy to me at all. Both him and Kristen are unhealthy.

      • 333 April 1, 2013 at 1:35 pm #

        @Aishwarya, imo he was skinny but not scrawny. At least he looked like a vampire in that scene, which couldn’t be said about the rest of TW where human Bella looked paler than him.

        Liquid diets are unhealthy not to mention it was unnecessary in his case since all he needed was to tone his stomach a bit, not lose weight. I don’t know his daily eating habits but based on the tweets from Australia, he prefers rather healthy dishes. All I know is he used to get wasted all the time when he still lived in London and freshly moved to HW. There are tons of pics from his old days. Nowadays such pics are rare. He’s doing sports he hadn’t done in the past. And that’s good, especially when he likes the beer.The board alone weights around 40 lbs. Just carrying it from his home to the beach is an exercise. lol

  19. Aishwarya April 1, 2013 at 3:53 am #

    And that hollywoodsauce article, Rob isn’t all that okay. You can’t just slam Kristen while completely letting Rob off the hook. Both are sick, she’s worse

  20. Nonnie April 1, 2013 at 11:26 am #

    Lmao. This is funny.

  21. PRsten Observer April 1, 2013 at 11:39 am #

    PMSL!!!! Was this Nick’s idea??? Because I can’t buy the plot of a paparazzi just walking around on the beach and magically stumbling upon Patzz riding that oversized thing on a not so fittingt Rip Curl wetsuit. Great if he likes that sport but…. gosh, he looks terrible, really weird and bizarre!!!

    • Toobad April 1, 2013 at 11:45 am #

      Ok, I have to chime in on these pics. I do feel that these could be staged because he chose to wear a wetsuit opose to last years swim trunks. He has said over and over that he is self conscious of his body.

      With that said, I was totally cracking up when I saw these! One of the things that went thru my head was that he is a young Val Kilmer and will probably look like him when he gets a bit older! Buahahaha!

      • Rachel April 1, 2013 at 11:50 am #

        OMG Toobad ROLF. . I know someone described him as a rhombus but that just seemed cruel. Oh wait…………….

      • Toobad April 1, 2013 at 11:56 am #

        LOL Rachel! I felt compelled to put that out there! Too many cheeseburgers and beer! I hope he didn’t eat Bernie and Bear, you know, since they are missing and all! Haha!

  22. Lucy April 1, 2013 at 12:47 pm #

    Geez, the guy is not obsese! What if he was, everyone would really sling the shit at him! He’s tall and lean. I think he looks good. So what if his body is not perfect, who’s is? Oh, ya, Taylor Lautner is, that’s how HW hunks are supposed to be. Well, Rob isn’t perfect. He’s got the face going for him, that’s all he needs. He can cover the bod with Gucci suits.

    • Aishwarya April 1, 2013 at 12:50 pm #

      Who said he’s obese

      • Lucy April 1, 2013 at 4:11 pm #

        No one said he’s obese. But the criticism tossed at him for not having a perfect body, you’d think he’s obese. The guy is lean, skinny, thank God for that! So he’s not so perfect……I never noticed his hips, until everyone made a big deal of them. He doesn’t look bad at all.

    • Rachel April 1, 2013 at 12:54 pm #

      I don’t think anyone called him obese. Lots of people like how he looks and equally lots don’t. Its no biggy, really it isn’t.

      Can you imagine the reaction to these pics if Kristen was with him from all sides of the fandom 🙄

      • lisa2222 April 1, 2013 at 4:14 pm #

        IKR!!! it is whatever you are into….

    • Shailene April 1, 2013 at 1:59 pm #

      People sling shit at Rob because he is a snake in the garden. His personality is what makes him unnattractive so regardless he is not attractive to some people. Other people thinks he looks great n is handsome we can all disagree on it as Rob still lives his life regardless of what his fans or non fans say. Also I didn’t see anyone call him obese just that he has wide hips.

      • Lucy April 1, 2013 at 4:14 pm #

        No one called him obese. My point was that the fandom makes such a big deal about his “wide hips” (which I don’t think are that wide), that you’d think the guy was obese the way he’s criticized. I would bet his hips are smaller around than alot of peoples upper thigh! Some model that met him a long time ago said she was 5-10 and a size 4 and she stood next to him and said his hips were about as big around as her waist. You can imagine then how skinny he must be.

    • ? April 2, 2013 at 10:00 am #

      so, who told the photographer where to be.. this video starts on a street of houses, not the beach.. all it demonstrates to me is that someone tipped the paps about this ‘outing’.. but that is just me!

      • Willow April 2, 2013 at 10:39 am #

        Somebody who doesn’t like him very much? Or, more likely, somebody after the money? Surely, neither he or his manager would be stupid enough to invite a pap for an uncontrolled, un-photoshopped shoot of him trying out a sport he’s barely made it past the nursery slopes in? Too little upside, against the major risk of him falling into the Pacific and generating a really embarrassing snap for transmission across the planet!

        Unless, of course, we think he’s an exhibitionist with sky-high confidence and self-esteem?….Nah! Someone sold him out this time! IMO of course.

      • ? April 2, 2013 at 10:50 am #

        the video is edited.. although it does show him struggle carrying the board..

      • Willow April 2, 2013 at 12:17 pm #

        Exactly. The video is cut, probably because the cameraman couldn’t keep him in sight without following and giving himself away. Let’s be realistic: Rob is obviously a beginner on the board and it’ll be years, if ever, before he looks even a little impressive with one. His advisers may make stupid decisions sometimes, but they’re not total idiots. If his team had set this up, they’d have at least retained control of the output and the photos would be shopped and selected so, for example, you’d never see these hips everybody is on about. IMO, this is more or less raw footage shot surreptitiously with a long lens and, just as anybody even half-awake could have told him in advance, it has done nothing positive for his image at all. It has only succeeded in opening him to some entirely predictable mockery, which could easily have been even worse if he hadn’t managed to stay more or less upright in the water.

    • OnTheFence April 2, 2013 at 10:50 am #

      Haha!!! Lets name this…A Man and His Board! :p
      If I was that lady sweeping out by her garbage..and looked up and saw “that” walking down my street? I would have been lmao!
      All this shows me is he doesn’t have strength in either of his arms..he had to stop what? 2 or 3 times to switch arms! Time to hit those free weights Boobie!!! hahahaha!!

      • 333 April 2, 2013 at 2:18 pm #

        I think the funniest thing is not even the wetsuit with board but the fact that he was walking down a regular street like that and what appeared to be barefoot. Most people would at least wear some flip flops and bring a towel. lol

        Maybe he hit the weights with the board. It’s quite heavy. I’m sure holding it at the little hole while trying to balance it out is no fun, especially if you suffer from joint hypermobility syndrome which he does as he both admitted and demonstrated it on his hands. He shouldn’t even lift heavy objects. His ankle joints are so unstable when he walks that his feet go often completely inward, only to turn back to normal. He should do low- impact exercising that would improve his balance and increase the stability of muscles. The sports like cycling, swimming, or SUP are good. He could easily tear something, cause a joint displacement or even develop arthritis with heavy weights. Not sure if he was sent to physiotherapy when he was a kid but I noticed he often absentmindedly bends his fingers backwards and cracks his bones in interviews, which is the worst thing he can do.

  23. Shailene April 1, 2013 at 2:05 pm #

    Rob is hideous now face body and personality such a shame all those years of partying have worn him down. He is turning into how Kristen used to be he looks miserable and pathetic. How awful it must be to have millions and adoring fans with chances to do what you love instead of working a nine to five job you hate. Someone on the link said oh poor rob looks like he has the weight of the world on his shoulders well maybe but he brought on himself. There is something seriously off with him he looked so happy down under and now back stateside he looks miserable. Anyway if you want to view a real man look no further than Manu Bennett from Spartacus that man is sex on a stick. I wish I had been around for the casting of that show!

  24. Etta April 1, 2013 at 3:44 pm #

    Rob heading to lunch (alone?) over the weekend:

    • lisa2222 April 1, 2013 at 4:13 pm #

      I am PMSL for real!!!! Sheep got a butt load of Robsten moments, seems they fullfilled the quota and now KHo is trying to get in bars and hanging with her friends and R is surfing and going to lunch with himself or someone else hehehehe. Also the video came out and it is not K’s mom’s house that he was at in malibu as the sheep CSI compared. My goodness what bunch of loney ass women with nothing better to do than pine after a relay that is not their own! This just proves they are FRIENDS!!!!

      • Lucy April 1, 2013 at 4:24 pm #

        Agree Lisa…..friends only, if even that anymore. Bet he can’t wait to get out from under her clutches. He could have very well been meeting someone, but probably instructs them to arrive well ahead oh him and leave way after him. Wonder if he’ll hide whoever it is he’s dating after august when supposedly that’s when the “contract” is up.

    • Lucy April 1, 2013 at 4:22 pm #

      Some were saying he’s been in NYC. Amazing the BS posted regarding him. He seems like a loner, I bet he doesn’t have a significant other at all or ever did.

      • Toobad April 1, 2013 at 4:46 pm #

        You know, I’ve always said this. In real life he is probably like any other normal guy. Most likely he does typical guy stuff like eating a fast food burrito in two huge bites, burps, tells gf’s to pull his finger, scratches his ass, etc… He is a typical guy! I hate it when people put “stars” on a pedistal.
        I love coming here and reading all the comments and sometimes I will join in. P.S. There are days I like Robert and then there are those where I just slap my forhead like, “wtf are you thinking?” LOL! It’s just fun and I like too keep things light. 🙂

      • lisa2222 April 1, 2013 at 5:42 pm #

        Yep that is why this board is here to keep it fun and light 😉

      • ? April 1, 2013 at 7:59 pm #


        Almost 900k hits.. For the site..

        Guess many are just looking to poke fun and laugh..
        All for sh*ts and giggles… Nothing too serious..

        Thank you for picking up and carrying on the site articles for us 🙂

      • Lucy April 2, 2013 at 11:02 am #

        Anyone that chainsmokes like Rob is gonna deal with that the rest of his life. I had family members who smoked like that. It is so very hard to get rid of that habit. They quit for awhile, but then sometimes go back to it. That craving is there for life and it’s very difficult to let it go. He’s gonna be saddled with that forever. Probably the E cigs are the next best thing for him, he may always be on those. I feel bad, he’s so young and handsome and cigarettes will eventually catch up to you, age you, and even kill you.

      • OnTheFence April 2, 2013 at 12:41 pm #

        It can be done @Lucy! I did it about 7 yrs ago! I was a 2 1/2 pack a day girl! Quit cold E-cigs! Nothing! never have gone back! not even a hit! You have to want it! They do not!

      • Ali April 2, 2013 at 9:02 pm #

        My dad did the same when he saw me as a child holding a pen and imitating him. He hasn’t had one cig since that day and its been over 25 years. No patch, or e-cig just the thought of me growing and starting to smoke was enough for him to quit cold turkey.

    • 333 April 2, 2013 at 6:10 am #

      I see he still smokes those e-cigs. I know it’s probably hard for him to cut the nicotine after so many years but judging from his TV appearances he seems to smoke the e-cig during such occasions when he wouldn’t have smoken a classic cigarette before. Maybe nicotine alone doesn’t affect lungs and skin but it still affects the heart and can cause a stroke. To me e-cigs are just another way to make money off people’s addiction

      • Aishwarya April 2, 2013 at 6:40 am #

        I know. He should kick that habit too. E cigs aren’t healthy anyway. Nothing nicotine related is healthy. Even his toothpicks. Its hard to stop for a chain smoker like him, it won’t do him good if he doesn’t stop soon.

  25. famefoolery April 1, 2013 at 10:24 pm #

    Off topic…sort of, lol, I see The Host only made a whopping $11 million over the weekend. Reviews are not that great so it seems.

    • Gemma April 2, 2013 at 10:52 am #

      Yesterday I began to see The Host online but I stopped after 15 minutes, when the girl starts hearing voices in her head… I thought it was too predictable.

  26. Diana April 1, 2013 at 11:52 pm #

    Off topic,, but I still feel it needs to be said. Billy Burke is so much sexier when not portraying Bella Stewarts daddy.JS

    • PRsten Observer April 2, 2013 at 12:06 am #

      Diana my dear you’re so damn right!!! Billy Burke as Chief Swan is THE ONLY thing that makes twilight bearable!!! 😛

      Who will ever forget that epic speech during the wedding??? That’s one of the golden moments in the entire history of cinema (along with Michael Sheen’s “cackleish” laugh at the battlefield)

      O think of that and some ridiculous pics of “Buddha Boob” meditating on his board with the company of Sad Keanu Reeves and I swear I pee myself laughing!!!

      • Diana April 2, 2013 at 1:27 am #

        I was cackling too when I saw KR sulking on the board with Booby. Too bad he wasn’t really there that day. He could’ve helped Bob carry the board.

      • Aishwarya April 2, 2013 at 3:48 am #

        lol Buddha Boob. Thats the funniest thing I have ever heard lol

  27. lisa2222 April 2, 2013 at 12:39 pm #

    @? it is my pleasure to keep it going 😉 and does anyone know Real PR pro on twitter? OMG she is at least in her late 40’s early 50’s and she tweets as a PR rep LMFAOPMSL. Whenever the fandom gets upset she puts out twitlongers. What PR person spends 24/7 online and with only one client? Not a very good one I can tell you that, maybe she was demoted to R/K and the REAL PR PROs got the good jobs PMSL!!!!!!! What a train wreck. When this finally ends I can not wait to see what becomes of those twitter ppl….

    • PRsten Observer April 2, 2013 at 12:48 pm #

      There’s a group of 50’s year old ladies that behave like pre-teenagers. I believe you know one of them; the one who was praising the KCA….

    • Nonnie April 2, 2013 at 1:06 pm #

      LMAO. That woman is a psychotic old lady who sits on twitter all day acting arrogant as fuck and stalking “robsten” and then she writes twitlongers about how epic and in love they are….I think she even tried to make a whole science project on twitter showing the scandal was fake…she is a loon!

      I wonder when this bs all ends what are people like pr pro and the other crazy old lady Rose going to do with their time? This should be funny…My bet is they will spend most of their time crying…and in between writing how robsten is still unbroken 😀

      • PRsten Observer April 2, 2013 at 1:13 pm #

        You can count on that Nonnie! 🙂

  28. Rachel April 2, 2013 at 3:24 pm #

    OK some of you are going to hate this and some are going to be holding their sides from the stitch they have from laughing. I know where I sit 😉

    From DL

    Yes, Snow White and the Huntsman was indeed a piece of shit, but it looks like the Academy Award for Best Picture compared to the piece of shit that is Bel Ami, which I (wish I hadn’t) finally got around to watching this weekend. I acutally laughed out loud at the scene where Pattzy’s character banishes Kristin Scott-Thomas from his house. And the scene where Uma Thurman is riding him and makes him cum before he’s ready, and almost burst into tears, is how I picture every sexaul encounter going when Robbie-Boy tries to bed a woman.

    And the scene where Uma Thurman is riding him and makes him cum before he’s ready, and almost burst into tears, is how I picture every sexaul encounter going when Robbie-Boy tries to bed a woman.

    That scene was indeed hilarious. And yes, I do picture Pattinson crying before, during and after sex.
    I can’t really decide who is the worse actor, Kristen Stewart, or Pattinson. Stewart just looks bored, stoned and awkward on screen (I tried to watch SWATH this weekend, but didn’t make it all the way through). While Pattinson, no matter the part he’s playing, always seems…confused, mentally slow – like he has no idea what is going on or how he ended up on a movie set. It’s very strange to watch and quite uncomfortable actually. I almost feel bad for him.
    Stewart seems confident is her non-existent abilities. She’s not even going to pretend to give a shit. Pattinson is just a sad little boy.

    I agree with everything you wrote, [R352]. Hard to decide which one is the worst because they’re both so terrible. Stewart will soon be done in by her own hubris and Pattzy’s career will fade away soon I predict.

    • lisa2222 April 2, 2013 at 4:17 pm #


      • Rachel April 2, 2013 at 4:39 pm #

        IKR Split spleens in 3,2,1

      • Gabi April 2, 2013 at 5:35 pm #

        PML, indeed!

        A “sad little boy” is exactly what he is!!

    • Gemma April 2, 2013 at 4:55 pm #

      I think Bob still doesn’t control his acting abilities pretty well…. he can be grateful he didn’t get a nomination for a Razzie LOL!

    • OnTheFence April 2, 2013 at 8:02 pm #

      Haha!! what a puss!!

    • J.J.Gittes April 3, 2013 at 2:37 am #

      He might be a better theatre actor…on film, he is too much.

      • ? April 3, 2013 at 6:43 am #

        Hasn’t he said that he can’t remember lines? And needs lots of support? Good Theater is not for the weak of mind and demands excellent memorization skills and timing.. Tom is on broadway at the moment.. But he is a different kind of actor than booby imo

    • 333 April 3, 2013 at 7:04 am #

      I don’t want to question the expertise of the movie critics over DL but I think it was exactly DL where I learned an actor is as good as his last movie, right after they found it extremely funny that an indie Cosmopolis was treated like a… well an indie movie at the BO. That’s why I’m not quite sure why they need to prove their point with a movie shot in early 2010, if the last movie he shot is Cosmopolis and it has enough (often funny) scenes they can use. To think they used to laugh about Cosmo at the begging, it’s very strange how quite are about it now. They shouldn’t be afraid to voice their opinion. Come on, have some fun. For start, they should question the judgement of directors as Werner Herzor or David Michod. I’m sure the DL movie excerpts could teach them a lot… Then, they could prove wrong some (or many) of the reputable movie critics:

      “It was a brave move for both, and, happily, The Artist Formerly Known As R-Pattz is nothing short of a revelation. His Packer is a powerhouse of depth and nuance, a man who’s only ever saying a fraction of what he’s thinking, who’s recognisably simmering with dissatisfaction and curiosity without ever letting it spill over. Even more remarkable is the confidence of a young, relatively inexperienced performer sparring with some of the very best actors in the game and effortlessly holding his own.”

      “Who should have won Oscar: And I can’t believe I’m saying this, but Robert Pattinson wuz robbed—for Cosmopolis, not Breaking Dawn 2.

      • ? April 3, 2013 at 7:37 am #

        And goal?

      • emaskeptic April 3, 2013 at 1:20 pm #

        Right on 333. Rob is still evolving as an actor and it’s quite obvious that it makes a difference who is directing the movie to get the best out of him. But if he chooses to work with the best, as is apparent in films he has signed on for after the last Twilight movie, he will hone his acting skills to perfection.

  29. lisa2222 April 2, 2013 at 4:17 pm #

    Sooooooooo doesn’t look good for KHo’s next movie….. Hollywood Reporter‏@THR1h
    Jim Sturgess to Star Opposite Kate Beckinsale in ‘Eliza Graves’

    • lisa2222 April 2, 2013 at 4:18 pm #

      She really is Box Office poision……..

    • Gemma April 2, 2013 at 4:50 pm #

      and where did the shoe movie go…?

  30. Etta April 2, 2013 at 4:42 pm #

    Some people think this blind from CDAN could be Bob:

    Monday, April 01, 2013

    Blind Item #1 – Easy

    This former A list franchise actor is a B- without his franchise. It would not shock me to see this foreign born actor down to a C or even a D in a few years. But, he does have a backup career. For the past year or so, you can find our actor dressed in drag with some of his friends and performing at shows. Apparently he is pretty good at it.

    • Rachel April 2, 2013 at 4:44 pm #

      Thank God Etta I thought his back up career was music;)

    • click April 2, 2013 at 5:25 pm #

      He finally found a career path that suits his talents. He can release his feminine side that was hidden behind his sparkly manly shine.

      • Gabi April 2, 2013 at 5:36 pm #


      • Rachel April 2, 2013 at 5:42 pm #

        ROLF ! Click

  31. OnTheFence April 2, 2013 at 11:39 pm #

    Rob avoiding the paps over the weekend? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • Diana April 3, 2013 at 7:27 am #

      That suit makes him look a bit top heavy, but does draw the eyes away from those motherly hips.

  32. Aishwarya April 3, 2013 at 8:49 am #

    Apparently Rob was hanging out with her. Has bee driving the shippers crazy

    • OnTheFence April 3, 2013 at 9:37 am #


    • Gemma April 3, 2013 at 10:32 am #

      OMG I love dramas!

    • Lucy April 3, 2013 at 12:06 pm #

      Guess it’s true, Rob likes his blond models!

    • PRsten Observer April 3, 2013 at 11:06 pm #

      About time the boy upgraded his female company!!! I hope the rumors are true… things are gonna get so hilarious!!!

    • Jade April 4, 2013 at 12:16 am #

      I could totally swear she mentioned Rob once before and maybe having a crush on him. It was about couple of years ago? Anyway, I saw her in America’s Next Top Model and she hooked up with strangers after only knowing them a few hrs. Poor furry sheep, you better believe she more than hung with him. Always a never ending rollercoaster ride for the sheepfolk with these two! I want to see their reaction so much!

  33. Aishwarya April 3, 2013 at 9:37 am #

    Wtf! MTV has added a new category called best hero for the awards and Stewart is there for SWATH. She’s up against Christian Bale, RDJ and Anne Hathaway (catwoman). And hey, no surprises there, she’s winning. Obviously because Snow white kicks ass while catwoman and batman are a couple that sits on a meadow making out while the world erupts! Urgghhh

    Btw, thus is genius, I just found it now

    • Sario April 3, 2013 at 12:21 pm #

      WTF! In deed! But I don’t care enough to vote, it’s just a dumb MTV Movie Award.

      Man I haven’t posted in a while!

  34. Etta April 3, 2013 at 12:55 pm #

    An actress with any decency wouldn’t accept an award that made everyone remember she “starred” in a film that was directed by the married father of two she had an affair with, but hey Stewpot is neither decent nor an actress!

    • Aishwarya April 3, 2013 at 12:56 pm #

      its pretty obvious she had her PR team bribe MTV to create a new category all of a sudden so that she stays relevant.

      • Gemma April 3, 2013 at 1:07 pm #

        I was going to ask… is it normal that MTV creates new categories like this?? it’s so fishy

      • OnTheFence April 3, 2013 at 1:22 pm #

        Have never seen them do this before! Te show is in the 14th! Totally fixed for her. Damn I was going to watch it too! Guess not now if she is going to be there! :/

      • PRsten Observer April 3, 2013 at 11:10 pm #

        If she keeps buying 2nd hand awards and funding tabloids for Robsten circus all her twilight money will be gone by the end of the year!

    • Gemma April 3, 2013 at 1:13 pm #

      BTW if Stew has an ounce of decency, she wouldn’t have fucked a married man or at least she would have fucked him in a room, in a hotel, in a house! not in a LA street in broad day light… so we can expect anything from her or her team.

  35. Etta April 3, 2013 at 2:54 pm #

    Oh, how sweet! The Homewrecker’s turned over a whole new leaf to keep Shovel-Face, so says Hollywood Life and In Touch magazine:

    • ? April 3, 2013 at 3:27 pm #

      All you have to do isf flip a switch, right?? 😆

      Oh life is just so easy..

    • lisa2222 April 3, 2013 at 4:44 pm #

      Those magazines are shit of the barrel. Funny Rob is hanging out with models and surfing and K is hanging with her friends. yep great relay!

      • ? April 3, 2013 at 5:49 pm #

        absence and separate lives seems to be the way this ‘couple’ makes it work best 😉

        that’s true epic love for you Lisa.. you and I just don’t have a clue.. 😆

  36. lisa2222 April 3, 2013 at 11:38 pm #

    So this is where and who he was with last night, see he can go unpapped if he really wants too 😉

    • Lucy April 4, 2013 at 12:01 am #

      That gal looks like his sisters.

      • Aishwarya April 4, 2013 at 5:20 am #

        Looks like something went on between these two. Anyways, I think I’m over this. I just need to watch the fun of it.
        @333, absolutely. The way they responded to her, it was embarrassing to read even. I don’t know how they garner all the shamelessness in the world to type out something like that

    • SoniaZ April 4, 2013 at 2:56 am #

      NO, that’s the next night – the night before is when she was with Rob. This was Tuesday, she was with him on Monday.

      • SoniaZ April 4, 2013 at 3:05 am #

        Wait. Now im confused. It says April the 2nd, then it says April 3rd. so, not sure if that is the night she was with Rob or the night she was with her friend. ???? It would be nice if the tabloids could put down one date instead of two.

      • But April 4, 2013 at 4:50 am #

        She tweeted in the early hours of wednesday that she was with him.

      • 333 April 4, 2013 at 5:16 am #

        It’s crazy how some sheep responded to her tweet. Even if she had sex with him right there on the spot, why this should be their concern? They are not his chaperones. If someting they are his cock blockers. 😀

      • lisa2222 April 4, 2013 at 1:00 pm #

        *GASPS* of course it is there concern they are in the relay with them both and that would mean he cheated on them too 😯 😆

  37. Gemma April 4, 2013 at 1:03 pm #

    The Seer posted this on october 2012 but today he posted it again:

    “So called actor Robert Pattinson.
    Star of the Twilight saga.
    Has signed to deal to be the face of
    Christian Dior…
    for $12m ……
    Won’t work.
    Big mistake…..”

    Also in the comments someone asked this:

    AnonymousNovember 18, 2012 at 2:58 AM
    Rumors Kristen Stewart is pregnant?


    Christian DionNovember 18, 2012 at 3:01 AM
    Not YET…….


    AnonymousNovember 18, 2012 at 4:21 AM
    Don’t leave it at that!!! With Rob?


    Christian DionNovember 18, 2012 at 4:45 AM
    Absolutely NOT……..

    • 333 April 4, 2013 at 1:24 pm #

      His predictions are so vague and easy to predict that everyone could be a psychic like him. Not to mention he has no problem to write “told you so” even when he’s proven to be wrong. Take his predictions about earthquakes. Not only can geologists more or less predict the movements of the active tectonic areas, they also make statistics. Too bad Dion didn’t even bother to check those statistics for the year 2012, which he claimed would have more earthquakes than normal as he “told us so” when in fact the year 2012 was the world’s second weakest year in the past 13 years. Also, In USA there were 8496 earthquakes in 2010, 5237 in 2011 and only 3836 in 2012.

      • Aishwarya April 4, 2013 at 1:28 pm #

        Dion knows more than us at least. he’s got some thing more than us else he wouldn’t have seen the cheating happen. Not in my wildest dreams did I think of it happening.

      • 333 April 4, 2013 at 1:48 pm #

        I actually thought about it. Well, I didn’t think about Rupert (I don’t remember Dion predicting an affair with a director either) but since I always thought they were just friends (with benefits maybe), I believed that sooner or later one of them would be caught with someone else. My guess was it would be rather Rob because he loved to get wasted. lol When you drink you aren’t very careful. Thinking about it now, Kristen had cheated once before, so I guess it make sense she would “cheat” again. Though, I still doubt she really cheated in the right sense of the word.

      • lisa2222 April 4, 2013 at 1:54 pm #

        @333 it is on his blog he predicted in 2010 that K would cheat on Rob and here we are…..

  38. Aishwarya April 4, 2013 at 1:07 pm #
    more details (alleged) on the Dior ad, and not to forget, more disgusting. ewww Rob, I hope this isn’t true

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