Bong Baby!

12 Apr

We all knew it and now there is a picture

I actually don’t have a problem with Ho white smoking whatever she wants too, I am not a hypocrite BUT the krisbians/sheep are. Rob got hate for some dude holding a white piece of paper in a picture behind him. Ho white is smoking her herbs front and center, with the Coors light beer in attendance and all is sunshine and rainbows.

In all fairness though, per HKN she was filming a scene. It’s true, the dog was hired as key grip, body guard as best boy and driver as an extra. I totally buy that don’t you? No? Well you are all just haters;) HKN also points out that there is no law against drinking and smoking herbs while pregnant. Really? How about fetal abuse you moron. Someone please revoke her voting rights!

What I am going to mock is the delivery of flowers and alcohol baskets, you can conveniently find at the local Costco or Sam’s club. Can you say PHOTO OP. Everyone loves a Ho and sends flowers and baskets 🙄

And it seems she celebrated her bday in NOLA as pictures were taking on the 9 and 10th. Better yet there was a sighting of Rob in London;)

It seems all you need to be a krisbian or sheep is an IQ of 10, jelly rolls and tweet from your basement.

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152 Responses to “Bong Baby!”

  1. lisa2222 April 12, 2014 at 4:02 pm #

    Happy Saturday my dear friends and welcome to the newbie’s on the board we hope you stick around xx

    • zubi April 12, 2014 at 4:10 pm #

      Hi Lisa, nice board.

      On the different topic, I just found this pic of Sarah Gadon at Caitlin Cronenberg’s instragram page, which she took at Cannes, read what she wrote wit it

      2 months ago
      Meanwhile, on that same rooftop in Cannes… @sarahgadon #tbt #tophat #cannes #favouritehuman

      Same rooftop as in that rooftop, where infamous staged, fake pics of Rob and Kstew where taken at Cannes.

      From the looks of it, Caitlin is also not amused with all the prsten going at Cannes.

      • lisa2222 April 12, 2014 at 4:18 pm #

        That is interesting I don’t think Caitlyn likes Kristen or her fans

  2. misery123 April 12, 2014 at 4:43 pm #

    When your “half baked” I guess you don’t realize you really should be more carefull where you do your smoking. Don’t have a problem with the weed, just keep it more private next time Kristen.

  3. just me April 12, 2014 at 4:46 pm #

    I read in one of the comments from Perez that she isn’t holding a bong but a BOTTLE with juice in it! She claimed she knows the product and recognises it by the special bottleform. I can’t with these people. The only special here are her fans…
    Not to mention that she was smoking a plastic bottle than 😀
    HKN is really quiet as well.
    We know that filming doesn’t start till next week – so whats with her excuses now?

    • Sunshineonacloudyday April 12, 2014 at 5:00 pm #

      Because you can’t make a temporary bong from a juice bottle *saidnooneever*. Further proof how naive her fans are.

      • dorothyxoxo April 12, 2014 at 11:18 pm #

        Lol Sunshine…IKR. Shit, we once used one of those Glade solid air fresheners to do hash bottle tokes out of. I was quite resourceful in the 90’s.
        Reeked of red roses for days tho…

    • lisa2222 April 12, 2014 at 7:05 pm #

      Juice? ?? Okay best one yet!!!!

  4. just me April 12, 2014 at 4:51 pm #

    And about the dates – it really doesn’t matter. If she was photographed on the 8. and the 10. she most likely was in Nola on the 9. as well. Why would she travel to LA for ONE day? It would take the whole day to go there and go back again. But I think all this is blurry for the sheeps and that such waste of money and time would make total sense in their eyes. As long as she met her one and only love – no matter if she has spend thanksgiving, christmas, new year and valentinesday without him…

  5. Deb (seattlechik) April 12, 2014 at 5:23 pm #

    IIRC there was some internet chatter around the time of Cannes that none of the Cronenbergs (the whole family was there) were happy about krusty crashing the Cosmopolis party and behaving like her typical white trash/stoned self

  6. Deb (seattlechik) April 12, 2014 at 5:26 pm #

    And just to be honest – I have no problem with krusty smoking as much dope as she wants. I plowed through an Amazon jungle worth of ganja back in the day. BUT – it was confined to dorm room/apartment/friends’ places. NEVER EVER out in the open. But she did it in full view of the paps SHE calls. What does that tell you about her fuck you I’m too cool for school attitude?

    • dorothyxoxo April 12, 2014 at 11:01 pm #


  7. dc291 April 12, 2014 at 7:28 pm #

    WHY is this person even relevant for discussion anymore? It seems that she has become a has been and DON’T want to Fng work with her. Nothing positive has been surrounding her. Don’t you think she’d get a clue and crawl back to the trailer park?

    • dorothyxoxo April 12, 2014 at 11:01 pm #


  8. JJGittes April 12, 2014 at 7:38 pm #

    So this video was in my Yahoo! “news” feed:
    I guess the the Malaysian aeroplane still remains missing, so reports have degenerated to that.

  9. lisa2222 April 12, 2014 at 9:54 pm #

    Gossip cop won’t comment on anything R and K related but debunked this? Someone’s team got upset that where there is smoke there is fire. Why should they care it was in the past and I am sorry unless GC slept under each of their beds at night they have no idea who or what they did 😉

    • Sophie April 12, 2014 at 10:15 pm #

      Looks like Nick is pissed at Ruth for using Rob to make Shank look better. Open relationship means no cheating, so everyone can love K again, yeah right. Keep trying Ruth!

      • shailene April 12, 2014 at 10:34 pm #

        Agree yet again they try to make Rob look bad but it still looks bad on Kristen. She broke up a marriage, betrayed Rob publicly and more. And off topic she looks terrible with that hair and those clothes, she is not a fat girl by any means but she has no tone and looks frumpy like something that crawled out od the dirty laundry pile. All that money and she looks horrible avereage girls in my street look ten times better than Kristen. She has no right representing Chanel or any other fashion brand looking like that…yuck.

      • dorothyxoxo April 12, 2014 at 10:59 pm #

        Yeah…i’d say she just stopped giving a f*ck, but I don’t think she ever did. By no means does she need to be dressed to the hilts..but at least take some pride in your appearance.

      • Lorraine April 12, 2014 at 11:46 pm #

        Now if ever there is any semblance of truth in that open relationship shit, the FACT still remains that kstew helped broke up a young family and forever emotionally scarred 2 young kids! The cheaters team can spin anything they want , they can drag Rob’s name in all their false stories but the truth will always be that kstew is a homewrecker and possibly an out of control drug addict in the not too distant future. Her PR team should start piling up fake stories to cover up her imminent rehab!

      • dorothyxoxo April 13, 2014 at 12:02 am #

        Lorraine – i predict a nervous breakdown at some point.
        Of course her team will cannibalize it into exhaustion from working too much 😉

  10. arg April 12, 2014 at 11:33 pm #

    Roberto at Coachela with Katy

    • arg April 12, 2014 at 11:42 pm #

      Here is with the comments I thought Roberto was in London 😯

      • lisa2222 April 12, 2014 at 11:44 pm #

        I am happy he is there with her!

      • Missy April 12, 2014 at 11:57 pm #

        Woot woot finally we see him. Glad he’s hanging with his buddy Katy.

      • dorothyxoxo April 12, 2014 at 11:58 pm #

        Me too. I think she’s been a great friend to him since Rupertgate.
        Sienna Miller was also spotted at Coachella – so Tom may also be there.

      • Missy April 13, 2014 at 12:01 am #

        I’d love to see Rob and Tom together again. It’s been too long. I agree about Katy. I think she has been a good friend as well.

      • arg April 13, 2014 at 12:14 am #

        I’m crossing my finger so we can have a pic of Roberto & Tom together. 😉

      • arg April 13, 2014 at 12:23 am #

        Scheiße!! the Robsten reunion already started to spread among sheeps and they are twirling at GC shit this is not fair it didn’t lasted long my smile 😦

      • Missy April 13, 2014 at 12:33 am #

        @arg don’t let it get you down. They both just have to be in the same city of 3.8 million people and the sheep will write their fanfiction. I think it’s reasonable to expect that they may turn up at the same events. They’re in the same industry after all. After the past two years though if Rob’s ex costar is at Coachella there will be photo ops exclusively reported by Popsugar at some point. LOL.

      • arg April 13, 2014 at 12:42 am #

        Missy, this kind of connections is what bothers me I want the Hobo Gang and Miss Bong out of the picture now, in 5 years they can be in the same place but it will not matter.

        Sash llll Chanel Top Ninja • an hour ago
        Oh and Suzie Brother is Behind rob in the picture intersting

        his shirt says “Only”…..K has a hat with that saying too……hmmm…..yeah imma go with that #canttellmeotherwise

        Kinnear (rmol) Top Ninja Sash llll Chanel • an hour ago
        If Kristen’s brother and Ruth are there, good chance that she is

        Sash llll Chanel Top Ninja Kinnear (rmol) • an hour ago
        Not Kristen Brother Suzie Brother

      • just me April 13, 2014 at 10:21 am #

        @ arg: whaaaiiiit… The brother of a friend of his “ex” is now proof for epic love?
        And the fact that he is wearing a shirt with “only” written on it because Skrew owns a cap with the same letters?
        WTF? COME ON!

    • Missy April 13, 2014 at 12:54 am #

      I only have one question – how the hell do they know what a brother of Rob’s ex costars friend looks like? Seriously. I love me some Rob but I could not tell you who Tom’s brother is. That’s beyond ridiculous.

      • Missy April 13, 2014 at 1:03 am #

        Two questions. How can they identify anyone standing behind him? The pics blurry.

      • dorothyxoxo April 13, 2014 at 7:53 am #

        Because the “special” ones have super “special” vision that allows only them to see the epic love that is Robsten…and anything to support it. They are the “chosen ones” of this bat-shit fandom.

      • arg April 13, 2014 at 10:20 am #

        Missy, they don’t know, they are only speculating based on their fantasies to cling Miss Bong with anything related to Roberto, it doesn’t matter if this are cloths, token, friends of friends of friends or like in this case the brother of a friend of the ex 😆

      • JJGittes April 13, 2014 at 1:19 pm #

        OT: Tom’s brother, Arthur, is the cutest. He’s GingerStu…looks like the ginger doppleganger of Tom.

  11. But April 12, 2014 at 11:39 pm #

    That’s actually not a bong, it’s a pipe lol

    • dorothyxoxo April 13, 2014 at 12:05 am #

      Bong…pipe…serves the same purpose 🙂

    • arg April 13, 2014 at 12:10 am #

      It doesn’t matter if it is a bong or a pipe the fact here is that she was getting high in a public area, and that’s a fact and not all the fantasies that krisbrian and Nonbert invent about Roberto, the fact is that there is no picture of him in a compromising situation with drugs as they want to imply.

  12. Lorraine April 12, 2014 at 11:56 pm #

    Rob’s in coachella with Katy? I hope he had fun!! But then again, Rob can’t seem to get a break from the crazies! Wherever he goes, they will always invent stories to attach his name to the cheater. Expect the crazies to go ballistic with their fantasies now that he’s seen in coachella…sigh…

  13. lye April 13, 2014 at 12:24 am #

    rob and katty

    they’re at the vip of dillon francis set
    which is streaming rn

    sienna with cara

    i want pic of rob and tom

  14. lye April 13, 2014 at 12:25 am #

    tom and sienna

    • lye April 13, 2014 at 12:26 am #

      mm nope that’s jared letto oh well

    • lye April 13, 2014 at 12:26 am #

      and old as hell

  15. Sally April 13, 2014 at 12:28 am #

    Rob & Kristen are in Coachella. Let the drama & meltdowns begin, as well as the ridiculous worship. Maybe she will give birth on stage w/Beyoncé singing “Crazy in Love”? LOL

    • lye April 13, 2014 at 12:32 am #

      every celeb is down at coachella rn even melanie griffing and michelle pfeiffer
      still no pics of them together tho
      the girl listed everyone and did not mentioned kstew

  16. Newbie April 13, 2014 at 1:02 am #

    C’mon KShrewd do that shit in private. There’s small children around. Completely wrong. Learn from Bob, at least he smokes his pot in private. Damn, this celebtards only thinking of themsves always.

    • just me April 13, 2014 at 11:01 am #

      Rob said in an interview that he had tried pot in the past and that he didn’t liked it. He got eaven more paranoid than he already is and thats why he stopt doing it pretty fast. So please stop claiming he is on drugs if there is no proof for it.

  17. lye April 13, 2014 at 1:40 am #

    it seems no kstew so far
    @christine8791 he just had 2 other girls with him haha
    @loren_michelle to sum up: he was not in katy perry group, with two blondies, and no guys around 🙂 thanks

    • dorothyxoxo April 13, 2014 at 7:59 am #

      Oh if K was there, she and her crew would be sure to let us know

    • lisa2222 April 13, 2014 at 9:06 am #

      Is that Dylan he is looking at 😯

      • kikiyo April 13, 2014 at 9:24 am #

        Dylan was at Coachella?

      • Lye April 13, 2014 at 10:09 am #

        Nah that’s looks like a fan taking a pic with katy.

    • just me April 13, 2014 at 11:08 am #

      the two blondes could have been his sisters – did someone asked that?

      • Sasha April 13, 2014 at 3:32 pm #

        I had the same thought, just me 😉

  18. Lorraine April 13, 2014 at 5:28 am #

    I don’t think the cheater is in coachella or else we will be getting the famewhorish IGs of her pathetic friends. Lol her parasite friends can’t even afford to go there by themselves! That girl that tweeted she saw k by the the stage seemed to just assumed that it was k.

    • Sasha April 13, 2014 at 7:50 am #

      The hobo gang of KS seemst to be split this year. The pink hippo is sailing in Hawaii and attending someone´s wedding. He obviously left the water gun at home this time. And nobody knows for sure where the famew*** “I-wanna-desperately-be-an-actress-Suzie” is…

    • dorothyxoxo April 13, 2014 at 7:58 am #

      Of course they’re not there. As Lorraine pointed out, unless K is there to pony up the cash (last year it was Rob that surely covered the cost), those leeches couldn’t come up with two nickels to rub together.

      • arg April 13, 2014 at 10:12 am #

        Don’t forget that without Miss Bong they are not allowed to be in the VIP area where only R/K have access, then if they go they have to be with the rest of the common people without freebies 😆

      • Sally April 13, 2014 at 11:52 am #

        I don’t think Rob or K paid TBH. Pretty sure they were guest of some sponsorship & were comped everything. Rob is probably there 4 free again

      • jackie April 13, 2014 at 5:38 pm #

        I doubt it. Rob clearly worked to not be papped. That’s not how sponsorship works. Vanessa Hudgens/Kate Bosworth/Ashley Benson, all walked red carpets, pimped products on their instagrams. I think Rob is just there to party on his own dime. It’s mostly C-listers who try to get sponsorship to attend.

    • lisa2222 April 13, 2014 at 9:07 am #

      I agree

  19. Gemma April 13, 2014 at 9:09 am #

    Roberto’s fan pics at Coachella.

    The world is upside down. Wasn’t there a KStew sighting in Coachella? Wasn’t Roberto supposed to be in London??? You see, Robsten never ceases to amaze me! I would have sworn that after the Circus Roberto got involved in at Coachella last year, he wouldn’t set a foot in there for a few years…

    He’s lucky Miss Preggo is working, otherwise she’d definitely be there, though I honestly think he cares a fuck about everything except work.

    • Kell April 13, 2014 at 9:30 am #

      Hmm him I can believe going tho… He’s into music and plays it … Her I don’t see that…wonder if stew just wanted to tag a long for the PR cuz she knew how packed it gets

    • Lye April 13, 2014 at 10:22 am #

      Lol I don’t get the big deal, he’s living his life. he likes music so he goes to one of the biggest music festivals, and gets to see NAS’s set with Jay-Z! Lol

      I don’t think kstew was there, at least las night, otherwise we’d had pics by now, and seriously that shit hair job is really hard to miss.
      Doesn’t american ultra starts shooting tomorrow?

      • just me April 13, 2014 at 10:57 am #

        the big deal ist that the Robstenshipper will make it a big deal – no matter if something is there or not.

      • Lye April 13, 2014 at 11:08 am #

        Ships are batshit crazy lol they’ve always believed their own lies, and I do not see that changing any time soon. they will make anything out of nothing, defying logic at every turn, so bother why their stupidity.
        Rob clearly was with katy and friends, there’re pics of this, and none of kstew so far.

  20. just me April 13, 2014 at 10:16 am #

    I can’t believe he is that stupid. He should have gone to London.
    Kristen should just get papped in Nola again now.
    I really want this all to be over now.
    I’m happy that he has fun with Katy and co but this is to much Robstenrelated shit.
    uh HKN is going to have a field day with this.
    No matter that the kristensighting might be bullshit as well – she will claim they are together in Coachella and I wouldn’t be surprised if they just claim that one o the girls in the pics is Kristen with a wig- we know it wouldn’t be a first.

    • Lorraine April 13, 2014 at 10:41 am #

      Hey jm 🙂 don’t get mad at Rob. He is living his life and he seem to be enjoying his down time with his friends. Only the pathetic creepy granny sheeps and vile Krisbians are making a mountain out of a molehill! Wherever Rob goes, those oldies will still make up stupid stories to feed their dying fantasies. What is important is that Rob is enjoying his single life, the cheater is somewhere drowning in drugs and the creepy grannies can cry their hearts out for all they want and Rob is still very much single and having fun!!!

    • Sasha April 13, 2014 at 10:49 am #

      @just me – I can understand what you are saying, but on the other hand, why should he hold back something for his own pleasure like Coachella just to avoid being linked with Sten?
      I think they still have some mutual friends, and they will meet each other from time to time. But we all know who´s the mature person here – who does not need attention and wh´s not desperate to be linked to the other party.
      Him being with KP and friends means for us sane people with common sense, that he´s enjoying music with a bunch of friends, while it means for the desperate Robsten believers that this is a secret sign for the never ending, undying Robsten love and SweetPea BurritoBun… 😉

    • just me April 13, 2014 at 10:56 am #

      @ Sasha & Lorraine: I know that and I see it the same way. I want him to have fun and I really love to see him with Katy. I’m just so tired of the PR-bullshit. It really isn’t easy to be a Robfan only. We always get K pushed down our throat. Rob could end this all really easy. All he needs to do is say in an interview straight away that he is single or be seen kissing a woman. It is not needed that they see her face- she can stay an unknown- hell I wouldn’t eaven mind a man – but we know that the sheep wouldn’t give up if it would be a man. But we don’t get that and I understand that he wants his private life to be private. So I beg for the lesser – him beeing as far away from Kristen as possibel.

      • Lorraine April 13, 2014 at 11:20 am #

        JM, Give it some time, have patience, have faith lol. The robsten freaks are a diminishing group and 99% of them are senior citizens so no need to worry. Just look at it as some kind of a comedic act by trying hard comedians. There is a significant decrease in media reports about the robsten shit and if there are any, most of them are probably from the camp of k to make her relevant. Those creeps hkn, slutsrunning , sammie etc are nothing but loud grannies trying to have their last shot in getting attention. It’s quite sad really with what these grannies are doing (hkn, slut, Sammie, shuburbia medusa etc) but for all we know the stupidity they are showing us in an almost daily basis is really just that, they are just simply stupid in real life and they can’t do anything about it.

    • dorothyxoxo April 13, 2014 at 11:24 am #

      They spent 4 months in separate countries, part of that in separate continents, and the mental ones still held onto their fanfiction. He shouldn’t let a group of hallucinating grannies or the possibility of Kristen or one of her hanger-ons being somewhere, dictate and detour him from living his life.
      Live and let live…which is exactly what he seems to be doing.

      • Missy April 13, 2014 at 12:21 pm #

        ^^^^THIS. I agree. Clearly, he’s living his life as he should. I can’t get bothered by those hallucinating grannies either. They need help IMO.

    • lisa2222 April 13, 2014 at 11:56 am #

      Kristen posted on her friends IG that she wishes she was there so if no pix she isn’t there

      • Missy April 13, 2014 at 12:22 pm #

        If she was there Popsugar would’ve had the “Exclusive” by now.

      • lisa2222 April 13, 2014 at 12:26 pm #

        People magazine has Rob with 2 female friends and meeting KP. NO Kstew.

        I agree he should be able to go with his friends to a place he wants and not go because the Ho and crew may show up. Interesting he didn’t get papped but with her it was daily!

        That is not her brother it is Suzies brother and not in Rob’s group

  21. Lorraine April 13, 2014 at 1:16 pm #

    Ok, what is this delaney stuff I’m seeing in tweets where she is getting mad at Rob fans for hating on a young woman aka kstew? Isn’t she the thief that got caught in stealing copyrighted photos and got sued by summit? Isn’t she the one who made derogatory remarks about Dylan penn who is also a young woman? Oh my, someone is trying to get some attention again and pretending to be so righteous about hating on someone but where was she when kstew got caught stealing a husband of another woman? Oh right, a thief will defend to death a fellow thief!! Oh delaney, your moves are getting so old, why still continue to pretend you are someone else and instead admit to all that you are a caregiver of a disabled family member? Be proud of what you do!

    • lisa2222 April 13, 2014 at 2:05 pm #

      Example of how crazy Delooney is this is what she testified too 😯

      • just me April 13, 2014 at 2:19 pm #

        I know a joke that starts pretty much the same way. It is about one page long and it is impossibel to translate or I would send it to you. The joke in the end was that the murder was set free from the judge because he would have killed the stupid chick himself…
        This sounds exactly like that joke.

      • just me April 13, 2014 at 2:25 pm #

        oh what ever – I know here are some german people – enjoy the joke!

        Ein Mann steht vor Gericht, weil er seine Frau erschlagen hat.

        Richter: “Das ist ein sehr brutales Vergehen. Wenn Sie mit etwas Milde rechnen wollen, müssen Sie uns schon eine Begründung geben.”

        Der Mann: “Die war so doof, die musste ich einfach erschlagen!”

        Richter: “Das ist ja noch viel schlimmer. Wenn Sie nicht wollen, dass wir Ihnen die Höchststrafe auferlegen, dann geben Sie uns bitte eine plausible Erklärung.”

        Darauf der Mann: “Das war folgendermaßen. Wir wohnten in einem Hochhaus im 13. Stock und im ersten Stock wohnte eine reizende Portiersfamilie, die hatte drei Kinder. Es war schrecklich! Die waren so klein geblieben, von Natur aus. Der Zwölfjährige war 80cm groß, der 19-jährige 90cm. Ich kam eines Tages hoch zu meiner Frau und sage: Das ist schon was Schlimmes mit den Kindern unserer Portiersfamilie.

        ‘Ja,’ sagt meine Frau, ‘das ist ein richtiges Pyrenäengeschlecht.’

        Ich sage: ‘Nein, was Du meinst, sind Pygmäen.’

        ‘Nein,’ sagt meine Frau, ‘Pygmäen, das ist das, was der Mensch unter der Haut hat, davon kriegt er Sommersprossen.’

        Ich sage: ‘Das ist Pigment.’
        ‘Nein,’ sagt meine Frau, ‘Pigment, darauf haben die alten Römer geschrieben.’

        Ich sage: ‘Das ist Pergament!’

        ‘Nein,’ sagt meine Frau, ‘Pergament ist, wenn ein Dichter etwas anfängt und nicht zu Ende macht…’

        Herr Richter, Sie können sich vorstellen, ich verschlucke mir das Fragment, ich setze mich in meinen Lehnstuhl und lese Zeitung. Plötzlich kommt meine Frau mit einem Satz, ich denke, jetzt ist sie irrenhausreif – ‘Liebling, guck mal, was hier steht!’

        Sie macht ein Buch auf, zeigt auf eine Textstelle und sagt:

        ‘Das Sonnendach des Handtäschchens war die Lehrerin des Zuhälters 15.’

        Ich nehme das Buch an mich und sage, aber Schatz, das ist ein französisches Buch, da steht:

        ‘La Marquise de Pompadour est la Maitresse de Lois XV. Das heißt: Die Marquise von Pompadour war die Mätresse von Ludwig dem 15.’

        ‘Nein,’ sagt meine Frau, ‘das musst du wörtlich übersetzen:

        La Marquise – das Sonnendach

        Pompadour – das Handtäschchen

        la Maitresse – die Lehrerin

        Lois XV – der Zuhälter 15

        Ich muss das schließlich ganz genau wissen, ich habe extra für meinen Französischunterricht einen Legionär angestellt.’

        Ich sage: ‘Du meinst einen Lektor.’

        ‘Nein,’ sagt meine Frau, ‘Lektor war der griechische Held des Altertums.’

        Ich sage: ‘Das war Hektor, und der war Trojaner.’

        ‘Nein,’ sagt meine Frau, ‘Hektor ist ein Flächenmaß.’

        Ich sage: ‘Das ist ein Hektar.’

        ‘Nein,’ sagt meine Frau, ‘Hektar ist der Göttertrank.’

        Ich sage: ‘Das ist der Nektar.’

        ‘Nein,’ sagt meine Frau, ‘Nektar ist ein Fluss in Süddeutschland.’

        Ich sage: ‘Das ist der Neckar.’

        Meine Frau: ‘Du kennst wohl nicht das schöne Lied: Bald gras ich am Nektar, bald gras ich am Rhein, das habe ich neulich mit meiner Freundin im Duo gesungen.’

        Ich sage: ‘Das heißt Duett.’

        ‘Nein,’ sagt meine Frau, ‘Duett ist, wenn zwei Männer mit einem Säbel aufeinander losgehen.’

        Ich sage: ‘Das ist ein Duell.’

        ‘Nein,’ sagt meine Frau, ‘Duell ist, wenn eine Eisenbahn aus einem dunklen finsteren Bergloch herauskommt.’

        Herr Richter – da habe ich einen Hammer genommen und habe sie totgeschlagen…”

        Betretenes Schweigen, dann der Richter:

        “Freispruch, ich hätte sie schon bei Hektor erschlagen…”

  22. misery123 April 13, 2014 at 1:21 pm #

    Glad to see Rob had fun at Coachella. Isn’t that the way it should be 🙂
    Young guy with looks, personality, smarts & living the good life. He couldn’t have it any better..could he?

    I do believe Rob has some contact with Kristen, just not like the crazy Sheep believe…like undying love or some crap like that. Friends who may from time to time get on each other’s nerves but still talk occasionally.

    • arg April 13, 2014 at 2:21 pm #

      Alexander Wang the same that is friend of Liberty, Oh the irony 😆

      • just me April 13, 2014 at 2:28 pm #

        at least now we know why she wasn’t there 😀
        I wonder what the sheep will make of this or will they just ignore this fact?

      • lisa2222 April 13, 2014 at 3:00 pm #

        OMG Arg I didn’t even think of that!

    • just me April 13, 2014 at 2:17 pm #

      HKN is happy because there is no blonde being all around Rob. She doesn’t get the concept that Kristen isn’t there and she still claims Rob has been in Nola and Kristen was in LA as well. I really don’t understand her. Does this mean they switched places? THATS true love!
      HKN just can’t keep her storys straight.
      And if you look at some of the pics – there is a woman with dark blond curls in more than one pic.

    • misery123 April 13, 2014 at 2:20 pm #

      I love when that happens. Desperation permeates Sheeps wool and turns it ugly and tangled lol.

  23. lisa2222 April 13, 2014 at 2:59 pm #

    This is freaking hilarious

    • arg April 13, 2014 at 4:18 pm #

      What teacher? what competition? and the most important question What HOUSE? :shock and Where?

      • lisa2222 April 13, 2014 at 5:22 pm #

        No idea I just saw it on twitter and probably is totally a troll 😉

      • arg April 13, 2014 at 5:55 pm #

        Yeah, I think it was something random because he mention Roberto’s house or maybe was in Katy’s house, so weird 😕

  24. lisa2222 April 13, 2014 at 4:05 pm #

    This is a shipper and she said K was not there

    Diandra ‏@diandraxo · 10h
    It was nice to see Rob and Katy watching Lorde at Coachella today 😍

  25. lye April 13, 2014 at 4:29 pm #

    aki + erin

    aki + erin ‏@asss_OUT 8h

    lol she would, she has the worst taste in guy.

    • Kell April 13, 2014 at 6:53 pm #

      Ok…I’m missing it….. Diplo?

  26. lye April 13, 2014 at 4:34 pm #

    the girl that people thought was dylan is Shannon

    • arg April 13, 2014 at 4:57 pm #

      The curly hair girl and the others two blondies, all are from Katy’s entourage

      • lye April 13, 2014 at 5:16 pm #

        yeah the stylist and the dj from ny.
        the one with the bun looks a bit like shannon

  27. arg April 13, 2014 at 6:14 pm #

    Roberto dancing ROFLMAO :mrgreen:

    • arg April 13, 2014 at 6:38 pm #

      Pleseeeeee help meeeee I can’t stop laughing, is the high or what? or he just have wonky legs ROFLMAO

    • lye April 13, 2014 at 6:44 pm #

      i think they’re just walking lol

    • Kell April 13, 2014 at 6:52 pm #

      Ahh dang…..that is coming up page not found 😦

      • arg April 13, 2014 at 6:56 pm #

        The girl just locked her account I have open the page with the video but I don’t know how to download if somebody know how to do it please help me.

      • arg April 13, 2014 at 7:11 pm #

        Here is the video
        [video src="" /]

      • Kell April 13, 2014 at 7:23 pm #

        ahh thank you Arg!! 🙂 .. haha… cant tell if hes dancing or walking… maybe both? lol… but yay to him and Katy hanging out!

      • just me April 13, 2014 at 7:54 pm #

        giggl… looks like someone from his right side is pulling him forward as well.
        So walking – being pulled – dancing – or just beeing his goofy self

      • lisa2222 April 13, 2014 at 10:02 pm #

        Who is the girl with him?

      • arg April 13, 2014 at 11:13 pm #

        Is Katy Perry you can recognize her for her lather jacket and her dress

  28. Kell April 13, 2014 at 7:32 pm #,,20806336,00.html

    lol… is this thanks to Nick? lol… im sure he was with two female friends… but its def funny how they threw it in the article…that they were female and not just a group of friends

    • lisa2222 April 13, 2014 at 10:05 pm #

      It is not working:(

  29. lisa2222 April 13, 2014 at 10:25 pm #

    NOLA sighting
    sophie ‏@ughrevolution · 3h
    it has since been confirmed that the other night when i thought i was sitting next to kristen stewart, i WAS sitting next to kristen stewart

    • Sally April 14, 2014 at 2:24 am #

      Some ppl on your blog Lisa, r beginning to go really over-broad. Based on the pics & Rob’s actions, he seems happy & completely uninterested in the crazy Twilight fans/Robsten fans/Nonsten fans/KStew Fans/Obsessive Rob fans. Ppl let die

      • lisa2222 April 14, 2014 at 9:50 am #

        Not sure what you are suggesting

      • LoriJ29 April 14, 2014 at 10:48 am #

        Bongs Away!!! 😉

    • just me April 14, 2014 at 10:56 am #

      I call bullshit on this one till I see pics.

      • lisa2222 April 14, 2014 at 11:25 am #

        Which one the one with K in NOLA? She is there and filming today per the crew. Really doesn’t matter because she was not with Rob or Katy at Coachella, they had fun without her and her drama!

      • just me April 14, 2014 at 12:24 pm #

        Oh I missread the post… LOL Sorry Lisa. Forget about it.

      • lisa2222 April 14, 2014 at 2:09 pm #

        LMAO just me *hugs*

  30. just me April 14, 2014 at 3:45 pm #

    TRAAAIIIILER! Maps to the stars

  31. dorothyxoxo April 14, 2014 at 4:21 pm #

    Annnnnnnnnd…in 3 days…..

    • Missy April 14, 2014 at 4:33 pm #

      OMG. I’m at work and can’t hear the trailer for MTTS. I can’t wait to see the Rover. Love how much Rob is in the trailer. Excite!!!!!!

  32. arg April 14, 2014 at 5:06 pm #

    Hummm what’s Roberto doing with Juliane 😀

    • Etta April 14, 2014 at 5:11 pm #

      Looks somewhat similar to what Rupert did to K in those sleazy pics. 🙂

      • dorothyxoxo April 14, 2014 at 5:38 pm #

        Lmaoooo…in a much more confined space tho. Damn mini-cooper..

      • just me April 14, 2014 at 5:51 pm #

        But he got paid for it!

        Oh whait…

      • dorothyxoxo April 14, 2014 at 6:17 pm #


  33. arg April 14, 2014 at 5:59 pm #

    Acording to GC what Roberto is doing with Juliane is limo sex 😛 Yahooooooooo

    • dorothyxoxo April 14, 2014 at 6:18 pm #

      Been there, done that…lived to tell the story.
      I mean “limo sex” ummm…yeah, I think I’ve heard of it. 😉

      • lisa2222 April 14, 2014 at 6:28 pm #

        Thanks GC not sure we would have figured it out LOL

      • arg April 14, 2014 at 6:41 pm #

        The difference is that the Limo is more glamorous, the other was in a tiny mini cooper and I bet it was dirty as the former owner, but it’s fair to say that comes with instructions. :mrgreen:

      • dorothyxoxo April 14, 2014 at 6:55 pm #

        Hahahahaha arg…that’s awesome. Poor Kristen, she got jipped. All she got was Rupert “momentarily” going down on her.

    • just me April 14, 2014 at 6:21 pm #

      Gossip cop is like the police in my hometown. Always late – coming if the whole story is already told and the problems solved. And they just write down shit we already know in their reports.
      As if it wasn’t obvisious already from the pictures in the trailer!

    • arg April 14, 2014 at 6:47 pm #

      All the pages even the reputable ones are promoting “Robert Pattinson, Julianne Moore Have Limo Sex in ‘Maps to the Stars’ Trailer (Video)” I think is because sex sells 😕

  34. Newbie April 14, 2014 at 11:57 pm #

    Gah even in film Footface has awkward sex. c’mon Bob you can do better than that. His movements are so uncoordinated.

    • lye April 15, 2014 at 12:35 am #

      “Gah even in film Footface has awkward sex” have boned him to know lmao
      coordination? they’re fucking in the back seat of a towncar —>

      that scene it’s like 3 milliseconds and you’re judging his thrusting lol of all the things you could have criticized about his acting in that trailer..
      and footface? lol you’re true colors are showing.

      • Newbie April 15, 2014 at 7:25 am #

        I wasn’t aware this was a fan site. Last time I checked at least. His face looks like a foot, does that hurt your feelings? Well it shouldn’t both him and the Shrewd are fair game. Neither are worthy of blind worship. I mentioned his “thrusting” because I’ve seen his lovemaking moves in other movies and they are always awkward and clumsy.

      • lisa2222 April 15, 2014 at 8:30 am #

        Obviously you are not happy here Newbie and it is not a fan site, everyone in the world knows that, so find a krisbian site that hate on Rob all day long, that’s my advice. …

    • just me April 15, 2014 at 8:36 am #

      you must have weird looking feet, Newbie.
      I don’t know what you expect a sexscene to look like. There isn’t much a man can do wrong while fucking a woman from behind AND you don’t know what the scene is supposed to look like as well. Maybe it should look a little akward. It isn’t porn where everyone does move perfectly and it isn’t a romance where they always come together as well.
      If sex is realistic it isn’t timed like that. One would guess you would know that.

      • Newbie April 15, 2014 at 8:43 pm #

        I’ve seen his movies, I wouldn’t say all of them but most of them. The trailer is well done, I’ve never been impressed with any of his sex scenes- but obviously some of his hardcore funs must enjoy it. The only time I found it relatively palpable was during breaking dawn. But that was a fantasy movie so. Also Lisa- so I guess the only ones that are allowed to rip Bob a new one are a select few. Because I’ve seen some pretty vile things being hurled at him here- far worst then me saying he didn’t thrust right. It’s not right to be ganged up here bc I don’t think he shits rainbows. It’s a two way street. Otherwise it’s PRSten all over again.

      • lisa2222 April 16, 2014 at 11:36 am #

        Newbie you can say whatever you want about Rob I truly don’t care BUT DON’T attack me by saying I made this a Bob shrine or get mad at the girls because they want to fan girl. Remember 2 way street…..

  35. Gemma April 15, 2014 at 1:35 am #

    Little Sheep thought this girl was KStew because it has to be KStew…. but one little pissed sheep told this at HKN nuthouse.

    “i have no time and no nerves to post here again, but i wanted to share this with you. this is an instagram pic of rob and the girl with him.. it is NOT kristen

    the girl is way too tall to be her.

    have a nice time havenettes”

    • lisa2222 April 15, 2014 at 8:28 am #

      I haven’t seen that pic he is pretty close to her LOL you can clearly tell that is not Kristen from the hair color alone. Did the person who took the pic claim it was Kristen or a looney

    • Etta April 15, 2014 at 8:54 am #

      Isn’t that Tamra on the left and Katy on the right?

      • Etta April 15, 2014 at 9:55 am #

        Oh, guess it’s Tarma’s gf Erika Linder, aka Richie Phoenix.

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