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That is the final nail in the coffin…

27 Jul

Well finally we got the confirmation from the actress herself. Kristen admitted to being in love with her girlfriend. She said she is happy. She wanted to confirm this because she said it made it feel real and not like characters in a comic book being trivialized. Good for her. I bet she was tired of HKN, AKA the F&cking liar, posting pictures of some one else’s children, oh and that she is pregnant for the third freaking time.

We all knew the time would come when HKN and her basement dwelling cousin would be exposed for the lying, deviant rodents they are. I can’t wait to see her next post to try and calm the river of tears that will flood the streets from her roommates at the asylum.

For now, I am happy Kristen found her happy place and Rob is with the love of his life. Maybe, just maybe the hags will now relinquish their computer time at the asylum and start taking their meds.

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Hi from Paris

29 Mar

I know, I know it has been a while since I posted. I am sorry that I actually have a life that gets in the way sometimes unlike my haggy counterpart. She just has a basement and cobwebs to worry about.

Well I had the unpleasant misfortune of reading her last post, I stopped at dipshidiots because I didn’t have enough bleach on hand for my brain. Plus, I will never get back those two seconds of my life again.

All I can see is Kristen is very happy, I mean very very happy with Soko, maybe a little too happy, but hey whatever floats her boat right? I feel bad for Alicia, but maybe it was a mutual break up.

Next, Rob flew to London, his other home, to be with his fiancé for Easter and went out on the town to eat and do things normal couples do. To say any of those sightings were photo-shopped are just stupid and plain moronic. The photo-shop argument isn’t even logical anymore, it’s not a conspiracy people, there are other more important things to worry about than Rob eating dinner with his fiancé.

On another note, to say that Kristen is with Soko to throw off the paps to protect her non existent children and spouse is just asinine, who does that? And where are these so called children? Do they get to go out in the sunlight? Play with other kids? Go to preschool? The poor little darlings, God bless their little hearts.

I think we should all just get along and enjoy these two very different couples hahaha.

F Yeah Oops

Hot Rob!

27 Feb

My oh my we are looking good Mr. Pattinson. This is news people. A hot photo shoot of Rob that we can all look and admire. Ok maybe drool onto the paper, but who wouldn’t?

“Robert Pattinson opens his heart”, well I hope he sets the record straight, on his terms. All this are they or aren’t they getting married is just ridiculous. They are together, I am confident of that, even Kellan Lutz is confident of that LMAO. The fact he was just with her last week in NY pretty much confirms it. Listening to the same psychos spew their ridiculous, outrageous and made up lies is just old and tiring. Rob is living his life and doing it well at that;) others should take a page from his book.

Class act lesson 101

30 Jan

 

“ok so i woke up thinking…
the love that is within me can never ever run out, resources can never get low. my love is in abundance and it is boundless. even when i am tired and i think i just can’t possibly…… actually i most definitely can still….. love for my neighbour, the earth, leaves, you, the woman at the bus stop, my family, the boy that just walked past me, it’s endless. the love i have comes with a certificate saying it will never ever bleed dry so i can act wild and run fast with it 🙌🏾. you love towards me and i love towards you, you hate towards me and i love towards you, i really do. you hate towards me AND I LOVE TOWARDS YOU. i love for the day you wake up and see that your love is infinite too! i wake up real, healthy and happy and i have enough love inside for everything in my day. im not saying I don’t feel dark sometimes or worn out, like anyone i can be misguided. but just to know i have a gift of love inside me that is limitless no matter how much i give away is amazing. what a relief to find out. it’s taken 28 years for this notion to settle, i just want the universe to know. so just to be clear, my love won’t ever run out ok ok 💁🏽. ALWAYS 💘🌹

Twigs wrote this on her instagram account and clearly she is addressing the disgusting haters that hound her day in and day out. No one could have done it more classy. When someone slaps you on the cheek, you offer the other one. I give her a ton of credit because my first response would be to slap the bitches so hard, that my hand leaves a permanent print across their cheek. But I know that is not the answer. These haters have black souls and hate in their hearts, that it wouldn’t make a dent in their deep black hearts. This was the answer, this was the way. Haters are gonna hate, but at least Twigs will never let it touch her. So Twigs wins 64839289348932 to 0…

Rob touched down in NYC, happy and going out to dinners and getting his hair permed;) Haters lose again.

Bill Hader Ooooh

 

Happy Birthday Twigs!

17 Jan

Photos compliments of Robpattinson360

Looks like the birthday girl had an amazing day celebrating with her fiancé and friends. That cake looks so yummy, I want to dig right in:) Although I am sure they love their privacy, I can’t help but enjoy pictures such as these. Both look happy and relaxed and really in love. It is nice to see Rob so happy, at this point in his life, especially with his big “30” coming up this year! What a celebration I am sure that will be.

They look like a normal couple with amazing jobs, in love,  enjoying a celebration and living life to the fullest. I look forward to witnessing more occasions such as this, hopefully a glimpse at the gorgeous wedding I am sure they are going to have.

There are so many things to look forward to as a Rob fan, with his movies and to die for Dior ads. Keep em coming, pretty please!

This is a hater free zone hahahahaha!

 

Wonky legs, small jackets and fake wedding rings OH MY…

9 Jan

How many dipshidiots does it take to make fools of naïve, guileless, ingenuous people? Three…three classless, lonely old idiots (HKN, Smartlurker and Bunny loo loo). If you are going to claim you know something and your fake ass cousin insists that Rob will be in NYC with his little wifey and imaginary 2 children, then get the memo across the ocean to Rob, who was in London with his fiancé and friends. I know, the bar picture was photo-shopped because EVERYONE wants to keep the super secret and protect the non existent relationship of Edward and Bella.

One would think after being proven the fool 758329847234704209 times, you would pack up shop and move on to live in the unicorn forest where everything shits rainbows and pixie dust. Nope, these dipshidiots just keep at it like the energizer bunny, telling lies and making up BS at every turn.

My challenge is to the flock following, when will you wake up and realize you are being feed a high dose of bullshit?! Nothing is ever proven by these idiots and to the contrary Rob and Twigs keep proving how strong they are together and will marry (nice ring T:)), hopefully sometime this year. Also, what man would prance around and spend holidays with another woman, other than his supposed wife? For what? To protect something that doesn’t even exist? All I can do is shake my head and laugh. You all should too.

In the meantime, Rob and Twigs are happy and Rob’s new Dior Ad is F*ck hot. Nothing else matters;)

Look at Yourselves

 

Happy New Year 2016!

2 Jan

OH what a start it was haha! Everyone should get out their red circle of love pens and fake ears and jackets haha.

A few days ago we were promised RobstEND pictures from Fresno. Bunny loo loo and HKN hater have picture proof of the happy family bringing in the New Year. The lying liars can’t stop feeding their sheep followers this BS. If the dedicated loons actually search twitter today, they will see the truth. The difference between crazy and reality is we can actually see the physical photos of Rob and Tahliah together and happy. We have a place and non photo-shopped photos to prove Rob spent the New Year again with his love and fiancé.

Ask yourselves this crazy ones, if Bunny loo loo really had proof of the non existent love, why wouldn’t she show you? Why wouldn’t she calm your dark lonely hearts? BECAUSE THERE IS NO PROOF! ROBSTEND IS DEAD! GONE! GOOD RIDDENCE! OVER! DONE! KAPUT!

I am happy to see Rob and T happy and celebrating their love. The earing however is a whole other topic for discussion hahaha! Sound off below on how many love the new addition to Rob’s ear or should we post #freerobsear? 🙂

Robert Pattinson and fiancee FKA Twigs silenced any claims there is trouble in their relationship as they put on a loving display after heading out for dinner together in London on Wednesday

Merry Christmas 2015 and nothing changes…

27 Dec

Merry Christmas to all my dear friends that thankfully are sane and full of happy thoughts. I just caught myself up on what was happening and I want to bleach my brain. How hard is it for a picture to really be a picture of Rob and T with his father out to lunch? Why does a white t shirt have to be fake?  Why do the bat shit crazy ones have to make up happy non existent stories of Rob and Kristen meeting up and  happy together recently? Seriously I just saw her picture with her friends in LA on Christmas eve enjoying themselves, while Rob was an ocean away, as he always is, with his fiancé.

It’s real sad when someone writes an article about how crazy you are with your fake baby pictures of someone else’s child and a non existent marriage, cough HKN cough. For all the years I have been writing this blog, no one has accused me of being one burger short of happy meal. That psycho has been called out by internet outlets galore for her crazy ass conspiracy theories.

Just walk away psychos, let it go, don’t face it anymore, enjoy the sun waiting for you outside your basement window. You will feel better, I promise. Rob will marry T and they will have beautiful babies together. Face it because that is reality!

Get ready for NYE because I think the world will be flooded in sheep tears:)

dmbrdy

 

 

10 Things to Love about Rob

14 Oct

10. If you live with him, your water expenses would be extremely affordable.
9.Free samples of Dior Homme – and who doesn’t love free samples?!?!
8. If you like to party – your cover charge? Covered!
7. Who doesn’t love a man who loves his dogs. (The 4-legged furry kind)
6. Pool Boy, anyone? Hello!! Who wouldn’t want a man to deliver tea and towels while sunning themselves is the lovely California smog?
5. Plenty of photo ops when you spend a night on the town with this guy.
4. The whiplash from Rob driving you to In N Out Burger might come with a free massage. Or, at least more free drinks.
3. If you need to move – he’s ‘Glad’ to help on a moments notice.
2. After any sighting with this ultra celeb, one could almost guarantee a text from Kristen Stewart and who wouldn’t want to spend hours trying to decipher – “Ummm – dude, like, yeah, u better like stay away from, ummm, u know, ummm, Rob. Like – bitch”.
1. How could you not love a sparkly peen??

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Yes, Rob – We Are Judging You!

19 Oct

After years of ‘not selling’ their epic relationship, Mr. & Mrs. Stewart have allowed Pop Sugar exclusive access to their lurve nest, in the beautiful gated community! Behind the privacy fences and in their private fortress, the couple frolicked in the California sun for the whole world to witness. (And PopSugar to photograph)
Those photos on the street and outside the hipster bar weren’t enough. Everyone cried ‘PR!’ because Rob made no attempt to hide his serial killer stage anger behind his Foster Grants. When news outlets are calling you out for your lack of originality and leading the ticket buyers to believe the wool is being pulled over their eyes – AGAIN – it is time to step up your game. And step it up they have.
First, leak a story on where the heroine Bella has bought her new home and just days later, it’s like this generation’s version of ‘House Beautiful’. Count ‘em folks – 83 pictures. Which brings me to the scant 50 pictures we viewed of the Trampire’s six-month indiscretion. Four hours, three photographers, and only fifty pictures? Let’s do the math and compare, shall we?
Scummit and Ruthless cannot sell a home wrecking Bella, but they can sell a completely pussy whipped Edward. Nice to see they are still following the script.
How anyone can look at this as anything other than a huge Hollywood game and another (poorly) studio-manufactured relay is a mystery to me. Speaking of mystery – the timing of Bob’s collar being yanked back to California is shockingly in sync to the PDA with the mystery blonde. (I’ll bet the tug on that leash left Bob with whiplash!)
Here is my final thoughts on the f*ckery and why I personally think there is no way life is rosey in Prstenland. Infidelity is forgiven every day, this I realize. However, it is one thing to hear of your lovers indiscretion – it is entirely another to see Fifty full-size glossy photo’s of another man dry humping the love of your life whilst you are at home eating hot pockets and watching reruns of Magnum P.I.
Men, by nature, are protective and territorial – and God love them for it. The only forgiveness coming from that kind of betrayal is an ‘I wish you well, but I’m moving on with my life’ kind of forgiveness. Not an ‘I love you so much that I have no problem putting my peen where I’ve seen another man’s face and I know you’ve been lying to me about it for 6-months.’