‘Cosmopolis’ Teaser

22 Mar

I’m guessing that’s supposed to be the accent of a New Yorker…?! Sounds like he went to Butch’s school of accents. I’m not impressed. Next… Oh that’s right, there is nothing after this! Bummer. 😐

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155 Responses to “‘Cosmopolis’ Teaser”

  1. Ashley March 22, 2012 at 5:16 am #

    New board

    • Click March 22, 2012 at 5:20 am #

      Here he sounds as monotone as her and that’s how he plays Edward too. Fast editing is used to hide the problematic acting. David Fincher used editing to make Justin Timberlake’s acting in The Social Network passable.

      • Splunk March 22, 2012 at 6:47 am #

        The first part reminds me of Bob’s old modeling shots. The way he holds a gun is very off. He and Spew are trying so hard but nobody cares except Twits and nuts.

      • notimpressed March 22, 2012 at 7:49 am #

        LOL, Splunk. I thought that too! He is so girly – and K is so butch.

        Thank goodness you all are here. It’s a relief to know many others just aren’t buying the 2 of them. Reading twits’ and nuts’ posts is surreal. They think R and K are like gods! Hopefully they’ll soon snap out of whatever Twishit did to them and realize “the emperor wears no clothes.” Hopefully R and K will snap out of their miserable self-importance too.

      • Donna March 22, 2012 at 8:39 am #

        that looked really awkward.The way he held a gun,and true Ashley he looked like he did when he was a model for his mom.Just ewww! he is way too girly.

    • notimpressed (but impressed with THG!) March 23, 2012 at 7:08 pm #

      OMG, THG was so good!!! I saw it this afternoon when there wasn’t a big crowd. All the actors are really good, so believable, and the action was phenomenal. Now THAT was a movie, and THAT was an excellent actress. No bitchfaces, no dead fish eyes, no butchiness, no monotone, no twitching/nostril flaring/head shaking. Jennifer Lawrence looks 16! I don’t know how they did it. And she has hips like a real female. The love triangle was not the focus at all -it was so subtle which made it POWERFUL. Katniss’s (and Peeta’s) fear and bravery and intelligence and strength and compassion are what was focused on – and the special effects were fantastic. I’m so glad it turned out amazing! I WILL go see it again.

  2. Em March 22, 2012 at 9:11 am #

    I’m predicting a date night tomorrow. THG is out and, as Lisa mentioned on a previous board, there’s a Marcus Foster gig in LA. Golden opportunity πŸ™„

    As for the trailer…I thought he was supposed to be buff?

    • Sony21 March 22, 2012 at 9:21 am #

      ITA, Em (Kizz?), the gruesome twosome won’t miss such an opportunity of famewhoring! I bet they will try to get “unnoticed” out of the back door after the concert and then bitchface the waiting papps who are so invading their privacy…

      • Em March 22, 2012 at 9:30 am #

        Yep, and then we’ll get tweets of epic love and when the pictures come out they’ll be blurry and the gruesome twosome will be looking as miserable as sin!

    • movinon1 March 22, 2012 at 10:59 am #

      Most definitely a date night coming :/

  3. Sony21 March 22, 2012 at 9:15 am #

    I admit that I find the teaser-trailer fascinating ’cause it captures the essential parts of the book and Rob is just as how I visualised Eric Packer while reading. Perhaps you are right, Click, and it might be due to the fast editing but now I am really curious about the movie.

    • Click March 22, 2012 at 11:28 am #

      Everything looks interesting except him. His face is frozen. He just doesn’t have that strong manly charisma. He’s a boy.

  4. movinon1 March 22, 2012 at 10:57 am #

    Trying to draw in the fangirls with that clip? All I see is bob posing like a model, looking very girly. Ny accent NOT, sounds more like Tyler from RM.

    So you have dramatic music, bob doing pretend sex (the women in the scene have more credibility doing the sex scenes than bob). Trying to look like a playar.

    Fast editing, yep! Can’t wait to see what the critics think…..

    • movinon1 March 22, 2012 at 11:23 am #

      ..and it’s not due out until March of 2013, interesting. More pimping, your right Ashley.

      • Ashley March 22, 2012 at 11:24 am #

        Yeah… I’m just going to skip ALL the previews.

      • Rachel March 22, 2012 at 4:23 pm #

        Not as quick as I am

    • notimpressed March 22, 2012 at 3:07 pm #

      Yep, definitely more pimping.

      And look at this. Isn’t this from the Twilight PR playbook? Probably the exact same location for one of the first group shots…same styling, colors and vibe. And here come the rumors (planted of course) that they’re all sleeping together. Don’t fall for it.
      http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/67574076.html

      • Lisa March 22, 2012 at 4:10 pm #

        Really are they kidding me although it probably happens on mot movie sets but this is written from the book of TW LMAO!

    • Lisa March 22, 2012 at 4:06 pm #

      Wow when did that happen??? I had no idea she had another one of her books made into a movie!

  5. movinon1 March 22, 2012 at 11:21 am #

    I didn’t read cosmo, maybe you ladies can help me out here. I thought Eric was suppose to be a workout freak and a real jerk….I’m I wrong? I don’t see any of that in the clip.

    • Click March 22, 2012 at 11:30 am #

      He’s body is soft and flabby. At least in Twilight he was skinny but he’s 26 and drinks all the time, add to that unhealthy junk food and you see the result.

      • movinon1 March 22, 2012 at 11:40 am #

        Cronenberg should have waited for Colin Farrell or Ryan Gosling. Those two could have sold Eric.

        Obviously someone was doing a favor for bob or his team.

      • Click March 22, 2012 at 11:54 am #

        I meant “his” not he’s.

  6. ? March 22, 2012 at 1:56 pm #

    Why the hell is twit running around the clock on one of the fox tv channels? Ugggh..

  7. peach March 22, 2012 at 3:06 pm #

    Ok, I’ll be in the minority here but I’m intrigued by Cosmopolis. I thought the teaser was good…strange and confusing for sure…but peaked my interest anyway. It’s also getting good buzz from everyone outside of the fandom. I saw a lot of comments from men who hate Twilight and Edward Cullen say this is making them give Rob a second look. There are alot of Cronenberg junkies who are prone to loathe Twilight and anything associated with it who say it looks awesome. IMO, this is exactly what Rob needed. Lose the twimoms for once and get some male fans or at least get them to stop hating him. lol

    • Nonnie March 22, 2012 at 3:23 pm #

      Yeah. Im glad he is also working with real women and getting dirty instead of playing a sparkly prude vampire in twilight.

    • succumbingtomyawesomeness March 22, 2012 at 3:39 pm #

      I’m not sold on a 30 second teaser but I didn’t see anything wrong either. The gun holding? Eric is a banker not a gangster. That doesn’t surprise me.It may even be intentional. And yeah he’s supposed to be buff, but DC hired him knowing what he looked like so maybe that was okay with him. I can’t haterade on Rob for being hired by someone who controls the vision. That’s DC’s problem not Rob’s. And those faithful to the book may not be cool with the changes. IDK.

      I’m interested to see how he pulls this off–or if he can. I think this movie will split his fanbase even further because it’s such a strange movie I’m not sure a lot of his fans will be into it. Which, of course, I think Rob does on purpose because he has the WORST PR PLAN EVER (aka: no pr plan).

      • Click March 22, 2012 at 3:59 pm #

        His PR plan will be showing off at the premiere his butch girlfriend. She needs publicity too.

      • Lisa March 22, 2012 at 4:03 pm #

        I don’t think he can pull it off and agree with Succumbing that this is LACK OF A PR TEAM. Who in his inner circle thinks this is a good idea because frankly they should be fired pronto! If DC took Bob when the others bailed out because of his TW fanbase that might have been a huge MISTAKE!

      • liza March 22, 2012 at 4:07 pm #

        He cannot pull it off, his acting is shit and those nostril flaring and creeping expression things he does are just pure awful.

      • Phoque March 22, 2012 at 4:08 pm #

        I agree with you, Succumb. 30 secs is not enough time, however, I haven’t been excited about anything Rob has done since RM, and this got me to perk up a bit.
        I’m a Cronenberg fan, so I expect the weirdness. It’ll be interesting to see if Rob can pull this off. I’m more excited that this is a DC film than Rob is the star.
        Also, I mean Paul Giamatti is in it!!! I’d go just for him. The heck with Rob.

      • ? March 22, 2012 at 4:11 pm #

        i totally agree w.r.t. the pr plan for booby.. there isn’t one.. some of us have said it from the start…

      • Rachel March 22, 2012 at 4:25 pm #

        FLMAO Click -Post of the day.
        I have had a crappy week and you have put a smile on my face – thankyou.

  8. Lisa March 22, 2012 at 4:37 pm #

    Well these ppl seem to think it will be his break out role I just don’t know we shall see http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1500155/board/flat/196568826

    • Lisa March 22, 2012 at 4:38 pm #

      Personally I think it is Cronenberg that everyone is excited for.

      • Rachel March 22, 2012 at 4:44 pm #

        They did the same for WFE and BA…………….

      • Lisa March 22, 2012 at 5:00 pm #

        Yep Rach and most of the positive is all about Cronenberg and this is the truest statement from one of the critics:

        “Granted the quickly edited promo only allows for the visuals, and not Robert’s performance, to stand out, but all signs point to this being the kind of role that could finally give him the non-Twilight hit (critically if not commercially) that has thus far eluded him”.

    • Click March 22, 2012 at 5:01 pm #

      If Jesus Christ Superstar directed the best film ever and cast Mr Pattinson it still wouldn’t make it what the fans think of his skills, namely that he is the heir to Brando, De Niro and Pacino. No one can force talent out of him if there is none and he hasn’t show any will to work on creating any.

      • Rachel March 22, 2012 at 5:08 pm #

        FLMAO ROFL Click. Oh I can feel the twirling and Oscar talk already πŸ™„

      • Lisa March 22, 2012 at 7:45 pm #

        I just spit my coffee out Rach they ARE saying he is def going to get an Oscar for this. I think ok great you liked the trailer, you are a cronenberg fan and like his movies BUT wait for it to come out before you say shit like that!

    • ? March 22, 2012 at 5:23 pm #

      remember some of the posters there are paid for people… by the company involved and pr teams..

      i agree with rachel.. booby’s paid for people said the same sh*t for wfe…

      • notimpressed March 22, 2012 at 9:40 pm #

        Where do you believe there are paid posters? ONTD? I’ve certainly suspected that. What about imdb boards?

        Sheesh, such sneaky manipulative PR.

      • ? March 22, 2012 at 9:59 pm #

        All of them… Let”s just say in my other life, not entertainment industry, I know that this was done.. They do a few just to turn/affect opinion or put out their agenda.. J.s. based on what i have personally seen.. And remember, it is not limited to the entertainment business…

      • ? March 22, 2012 at 10:02 pm #

        To not impressed,
        If you only knew… I’ve spent my time here with these ladies posting links to articles and books that discuss marketing… It’s pretty intense..if you choose to explore..

      • notimpressed March 23, 2012 at 6:27 am #

        It really pisses me off because it’s so dishonest and manipulative to unsuspecting people. At least with commercials you know it’s marketing. Disguised marketing is scummy.

      • ? March 23, 2012 at 7:20 am #

        As I have also said before, one example — food industry does this in how they ‘enhance’ your food.. Book by dr. Kessler on chain restaurants here in the u.s. explains how the ‘consumer’ has no clue about how they are ‘manipulated’ with the food they eat… Can you just begin to imagine that if they alter your food and dining experience to get you to eat more, what is done with mere words about fake people? I would guess there are few if any ‘rules’. It really is amazing. IMHO of course..

  9. liza March 22, 2012 at 4:45 pm #

    He was working hard for bel ami and rehearsing all month long and look how that turned out. He need to stop acting like a child and go get some acting lesson.

  10. movinon1 March 22, 2012 at 4:55 pm #

    Cosmo will not be his breakaway film from twi-saga, He still has excess baggage, aka..stew. Whomever the powers be, keep putting her in every location he is or vise versa. It all comes back to the the twi freaks who want their b/e, thats all they ever wanted. They don’t want him to succeed in anything outside of twi.

    When I say Robert Pattinson, who do you think of? Kristen Stewart or Twilight. Its going to take a long time for the association to go away. Maybe it’s impossible for it to ever go away, IDK.

  11. Diana March 22, 2012 at 5:19 pm #

    It was just a teaser, but I have to say, I am once again unimpressed. Yes, it looks very different from Twi, RM, WFE, etc., but it’s still broody/moody Booby. I for one, am over that. OMFG, I wish Ryan Gosling had been available/willing! To do the film, I mean.

    • ? March 22, 2012 at 5:26 pm #

      Did anyone see Ryan in the movie ‘Drive’… holy crap…INTENSE……we watched it thinking it was about cars… nope.. no way.. i had to leave during certain parts.. but omg.. talk about a broody intense performance with limited dialogue…

      • liza March 22, 2012 at 5:31 pm #

        It’s a good movie and he was very good.

      • Rachel March 22, 2012 at 5:31 pm #

        I loved Drive and was pretty disappointed it did not get an Oscar nom. A film with real atmosphere, interesting soundtrack and Gosling was fab.

      • Click March 22, 2012 at 5:34 pm #

        Imagine P. in the role of Gosling in “Drive” and you’ll see the difference between them. P. could never play a menacing guy that still draws the audiance on his side.

      • Rachel March 22, 2012 at 5:36 pm #

        I agree Click Gosling was just very intense.
        I have posted the theme track on twitter just for you?

      • Click March 22, 2012 at 5:58 pm #

        Thanks.

      • movinon1 March 22, 2012 at 6:04 pm #

        I like how he can pull off the broody performance with limited dialogue……his eyes say it all πŸ™‚ Such a great actor. Different in every role he plays.

      • Diana March 22, 2012 at 7:57 pm #

        I did see Drive, and Holy Crap! Everything you all have said: ITA, I have said so myself. Booby should take notes.

  12. movinon1 March 22, 2012 at 6:02 pm #

    Did you see Gosling in Blue Valentine with Michelle Williams? Very very good!!

    • Diana March 22, 2012 at 7:55 pm #

      I saw that one too, and yet again saw something from RG I hadn’t seen before.

  13. Lisa March 22, 2012 at 7:42 pm #

    Yeyyyyyy http://www.boxofficemojo.com/news/?id=3398&p=.htm

    • Diana March 22, 2012 at 8:01 pm #

      Yay indeed. They’re gonna get my $10 on Saturday!

      • Lisa March 22, 2012 at 8:16 pm #

        Going in 4 hours I am dancing in my seat!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • Ashley March 22, 2012 at 8:21 pm #

        I’m seeing it in IMAX so that’s like $20, there better not be any fuckery down the line and I regret this. I see New Moon grossed the most out of all the films. Hmmm I never paid to see another after that one. Guess others didn’t either! πŸ™‚

      • Rachel March 23, 2012 at 2:13 am #

        Girls enjoy THG and I look forward to tons of boards on it; I am fed up with looking at the other!!
        Funny how COSMO trailer came out same day…………not

      • Ashley March 23, 2012 at 12:21 pm #

        Oh you just wait until those BO numbers come out! I’m gonna make a really nice board with that! I’m going to see the movie tonight, I’d skip the previews but I might end up with a shitty seat.

      • vampiregirl02 March 23, 2012 at 12:25 pm #

        PML! What your really mean, Ash, is you wish you could skip seeing the BD2 trailer with Shrew in all her shitty glory!

      • Steph March 23, 2012 at 12:43 pm #

        LOL!! What you really mean, Ash, is you don’t want to have to sit and watch the BD2 trailer with Shrew in all her full acting glory! Come on. Own up! πŸ˜‰

  14. Rachel March 23, 2012 at 3:21 am #

    http://boxofficemojo.com/intl/uk/?yr=2012&wk=11&p=.htm

    And at number 15 this week………………………..

  15. D'eanna March 23, 2012 at 9:36 am #

    Happy Friday, ladies!

    I have to admitt, I am looking forward to seeing both Bel Ami and Cosmopolis. Can’t help it. 😳 I really want to see if he pulls either off. And, if there is any sexiness in there. πŸ˜€
    The only thing I won’t watch Bob do again is Edward. I just can’t even go there anymore. They have stretched this out far too long.

    • Rachel March 23, 2012 at 9:40 am #

      Hey D, haven’t seen you for ages. Great to have you back even with the Rob Obsession 😯 !!!!

      • D'eanna March 23, 2012 at 9:59 am #

        Good to be back, Rache. πŸ˜‰
        Had to pull myself away from the computer for a few weeks. I had a 250 page report due 2 weeks ago, and I missed a very cruicial deadline. 😦 Wasn’t ever going to happen on time anyway. Throw in my Grandpa passing, family visiting, and the 21 year old ‘boy’ camped out wanting to stay up all night playing video games because he’s not able to find a J.O.B.! Oiy! Now with the Rob obsession…. can’t even really claim that anymore. My head is filled with nothing but this stupid report – I’ve been dreaming of grafts and percentages for fucking weeks – will be nice to think of eye candy once again. πŸ˜‰

      • Rachel March 23, 2012 at 10:07 am #

        FLMAO Eye Candy – you have been away way tooooooooooooooo long!!! 2008 -2009 to be precise. You have lost 3 years. 3 years on a report taints someone’s eye sight.

        Srry about your Grandpa my friend

      • D'eanna March 23, 2012 at 10:23 am #

        Thanks my friend. Human nature of the surviving can suck the life right out of those left behind. I swear, the vultures were circling low! πŸ™„
        Now, because I am on the fence over the not so heartbob, I have reverted to the every woman’s faithful… George. He has been my wallpaper for about a week now because, he is yummy delicious without the drama.
        Still, I want to see Bob in these films. At one time most of us thought about a sexy Rob, so I really want to see him pull it off. (PML – not literally – I’m sure BF does that to him enough). πŸ˜‰ And, I want to see him ‘act’ a sex scene instead of what is offered up through the Bedward and Smella porno (with director commentary) playing at several sheep sites near you. πŸ™„

      • Rachel March 23, 2012 at 11:07 am #

        Oh D human beings can be just awful.

        Was the deadline one of those impossible ones where you kinda feel a little “set up”!…………….

        I take it we are tlking GC………….I often wondered if he was gay. I like him too and he talks in full sentances and is passionate about the “right” things shall we say!

        I would just like to see him without fxxxxx but we all know that is never going to happen now and after Paris’s little famewhoring stint its a very different MBIE that we have in 2012.

        I think tonight is the Robsten date night as you have the other famewhore Marcus Foster playing in LA……………I am sure I will wake upto pics of red arrows, blurry grainy images and bitchy, butchy faces. Thanks heavens for THG reviews tthat I am sure our friends will have.xx

      • D'eanna March 23, 2012 at 11:36 am #

        Oh no images of a gay GC. My heart just couldn’t take it. πŸ˜₯ But then again, I believed Nick Rhodes to be 100 percent straight back in the 80’s. LMFAO!! Not to mention my broken gaydar used on George Michael. πŸ˜‰
        Guess I can NOT be relied on to pick a straight celeb. Hey! That would be a great idea for a game show! LOL
        ‘….I’ll take Bob Patterson as straight, for a thousand, Alex.’ πŸ˜‰
        See – this is why I love GC – we know he’s a manwhore (and he knows we know) and I have never had to view any photo of him with red circles and arrows and mini hearts. Unless I put the hearts there myself. PML
        No ‘set up’ for the report, the CFO, who couldn’t pick me out of a lineup was requesting the impossible from every office in the country. I think I finished in the middle. LOL Some offices are truly screwed.

      • Steph March 23, 2012 at 12:33 pm #

        Good afternoon, Girls!
        D’eanna, welcome back my friend. Sorry to hear about your Grandpa. And we all know how the vultures like to circle for what they call “their share”. Hope the 21 yr old finally gets off his arse so you don’t end up cleaning up after the ungrateful little brat.

        As for the “eye candy”, well I suppose we can all HOPE that he returns, but tbh, I very much doubt it. Oh yes, he scrubs up well on the red carpet events, but he’s been hanging with Shrew for so long, it would take industrial strength cleaner to get him totally clean. (Although I don’t mind cleaning and scrubbing him off! πŸ˜‰ )

        Rache, I’m sol ooking forward to seeing the blurry, non descript photo’s of EPIC LURVE when we awake in the morning, full of red lines and circles.. No doubt there will be tweets saying how much in love they looked, and how they showed everyone there full on PDA, but without photo’s because they are SOOOOOOO private! πŸ™„

      • D'eanna March 23, 2012 at 12:40 pm #

        Hey girlie!!!
        I can not hardly believe my eyes. 😯 You are giving Rob away free and clear.
        The personal hygiene factor is a minor detail…a nice hard scrubbing and de-loucing and he will be good to go! πŸ˜€
        It’s the mind scrubbing he needs to rid himself of the BF personlity that puts me out of my league, I’m afraid.

      • Steph March 23, 2012 at 12:46 pm #

        Hey Girlie!

        Mmmm, I think if you re-read my post, I actually said I don’t MIND the scrubbing and cleaning of Rob! You should know me better than that by now!
        And yeah, Shrew does seem to have polluted his mind, doesn’t she? She’s worse than sewage leaking into a lean, perfect sea. 😦

      • Steph March 23, 2012 at 12:49 pm #

        *clean

      • D'eanna March 23, 2012 at 1:05 pm #

        PML! KSewage. πŸ˜‰

  16. Lisa March 23, 2012 at 1:02 pm #

    I don’t even know how to explain The Hunger Games, girls it was AMAZING. I lughed and cried (i don’t cry ever) and I jumped out of my seat a few times. I was on edge all night. All the actors in that movie made this film what it is. It is a must see for sure I am seeing it again next week as my sons class is going, I never see a movie more than once I am more than willing ot see this movie AGAIN!

    • D'eanna March 23, 2012 at 1:06 pm #

      Awesome, Lisa!
      I can’t wait to see it either, but I think it will be a few weeks before I get to go. It is on IMAX here in town, so I am super excited. Loved the books and hope the movies are true to them – and not cheesy-twi-like. πŸ˜‰

      • Lisa March 23, 2012 at 1:20 pm #

        You will love it!!! I promise and no no cheesy lines at all and the action was unfreakingbelievable!

    • Lisa March 23, 2012 at 1:18 pm #

      Yea it is breaking records and trust me they deserve too http://www.ropeofsilicon.com/the-hunger-games-opens-wtih-19-75-million-at-midnight-box-office/

  17. sarah March 23, 2012 at 1:27 pm #

    DETAILS OF BITCHFACE ROLE IN MAN-SHREW K11
    http://robstenation.blogspot.com/2012/03/details-of-kristens-role-in-k-11.html

    e-ONLINE: So who will she play? Karen, the secretary of Goran Visnjic’s dissipated record producer, who finds himself locked up in L.A.
    County’s notorious K-11 unit, which specializes in special protection for LGBT inmates.

    β€œKristen has always been supportive of K-11,” Jules told us exclusively, β€œbut you’ll have to look very hard to find her. It’s a micro-cameo.”

    Actually, we should say you’ll have to listen very hard.

    Because Kristen’s role is actually a voice-over: β€œWe’d already finished shooting the movie, but Kristen still wanted to be a part of it in some way,” Jules said

    • sarah March 23, 2012 at 1:30 pm #

      some comments from robstenation, i swear these women are nuts.

      “speaking of which…It’s just something silly but,…I wonder what Rob calls Jules…if it’s Mom or Mama or what?? Guess I’m just thinking out loud…because he has such a beautiful velvet-voice & I could just picture & hear him call her Mom w/it,LOL!!…That’s one of the reasons I fell in love w/my husband is his very, very sexy voice…I still love it when he calls me on the phone, just so I can hear it that way w/out looking @him in person, TEEHEE! I know, after all these years, insane isn’t it?? AH, the things that get us girls all REVVED UP, mmm hmmm! )**( ~ //||\\ ~”

      • Steph March 23, 2012 at 2:08 pm #

        Those over at Robstenation are clinically insane. I swear they are going to be the first ones throwing themselves off bridges when they find out they’ve been played!

      • Lisa March 23, 2012 at 5:34 pm #

        What is wrong with those women I swear they read one too many fanfics!!!!

    • Steph March 23, 2012 at 2:07 pm #

      LOL!! Of course she’s been very supportive, that’s why she’s not playing the lead role that she was supposed to play originally. Oh, and we all know why Nikki Reed pulled out, but I guess another reason could be because she could tell what a shitty film it was going to be! *yawn*

      • Diana March 23, 2012 at 4:13 pm #

        I am surprised K didnt take her role in this flick. Maybe it wasnt dirty/nasty/druggy/trampy enough for her fierce ass! I read the script for K11 and thats time I wont ever get back, and a damn fine dinner I couldn’t finish. Thanks for nothing Jules!

  18. Rachel March 23, 2012 at 2:23 pm #

    This from DL and it sums up this over protectiveness some his fans are towards him. I bet MBIE gets a gool laugh out of watching them come to his defence like a mother would.

    Yet another angry fan berates a critic who has the nerve to give Rob’s Great Masterpiece a negative review.

    why even rate the film if you clearly haven’t read the book? The entire point of the book/film is that this man, using nothing but looks, charm and sex gains money, power and status with no skill whatsoever… You are clearly just a single-minded feminist that refuses to appreciate anything beyond what your own beliefs allow you to enjoy. You had no business writing this review, since you were clearly biased to begin with, and refused to take off your rose colored glasses and see this for what it is. do yourself a favor and go read some classic literature.

    Really gives you insight into the minds of these creepy women who feel it is their quest in life to defend their man.

    [see offsite link on http://www.rottentomatoes.com]

    by: Anonymous reply 183 03/23/2012 @ 02:03PM

    • Steph March 23, 2012 at 2:31 pm #

      So another crazy cow who thinks that he needs defending from all those nasty critics, I see. Those critics, whether professional or amatuer, are just giving their opinion on what they have seen of the movie.If the crazies want to see people’s opinions, they should come and have a look at what we have to say. Then they’d really get protective.

  19. ? March 23, 2012 at 3:01 pm #

    So, someone posted at d.l. That k’s godparents are big shots at universal? Anyone know anything about this?

    And shout out to meiyee and tdg!

    • liza March 23, 2012 at 3:08 pm #

      Famewhores hanging out with famewhores, immature people stick together.

    • Rachel March 23, 2012 at 4:09 pm #

      I know ? – hope they are alright and Gabi too

  20. sarah March 23, 2012 at 3:34 pm #

    just read somewhere that Kristen Bell just read a tweet in Jimmy Kimmel about people mistaking her for KStew and she even said one tweet was like “you’re not pretty enough to play Snow White.”

  21. Diana March 23, 2012 at 4:09 pm #

    A little help, ladies? I remember Booby speaking of/to crazy fucking sheep, to gather their minions…like there was battle taking place. Do any of you remember this?

    Shout out and big hugs to D, and TDG, and Meiyee! You are missed and loved.

    • Rachel March 23, 2012 at 4:21 pm #

      I think Diana this was when someone had posted on the internet leaked filming of BD 1 and 2. But I may be wrong.

    • liza March 23, 2012 at 4:23 pm #

      Yes i do, breaking dawn was leaked at the time and he was asked about it. His reply was very childish and hers was pretty dumb answer too

  22. Lisa March 23, 2012 at 5:39 pm #

    Wonder what they have planned for their date night tonight at M.F. concert the sheeples will be there with their broken cell phones not catching the epic love on camera because ya know that is unphotogrphicable just like Big Foot LMAO!

    • Rachel March 23, 2012 at 5:46 pm #

      ROFL. There were tickets still available according to MF.

      I have a feeling everyone is off to see THG πŸ˜†

      • liza March 23, 2012 at 5:51 pm #

        from the DL

        Rob and Kristen have a big PR move coming up around her birthday time (April 9). Their biggest yet. Wait and see and remember you heard it here first…

      • Rachel March 23, 2012 at 5:56 pm #

        Nothing would suprise and there fuckery is why I see none of their movies

      • Steph March 23, 2012 at 6:12 pm #

        Regards the PR move, nothing those 2 famewhores do would surprise me. So once again, we can grab our popcorn and get comfortable on the fence then laugh our arses off at their stupid games.

      • Diana March 23, 2012 at 6:24 pm #

        Ewww. I didnt know that the Skank ho was born so close to my B-Day! So glad to know that it’s a day apart, as I don’t want to share anything with Spew McDirtytoes. Just no.

      • Lisa March 23, 2012 at 6:25 pm #

        Rach right again love that is why I will never see any of their films I don’t do games. And if this happens it will be the PR proof everyone was looking for so hope it happens so once again they are outed for the famewhores they are. But seriously I guess they need to do something since no one including paps seem to care what they are doing.

      • Steph March 23, 2012 at 6:31 pm #

        I know, Diana. It’s bad enough sharing a birth sign with her, I’m so glad I don’t share my birthday too! πŸ˜†

      • ? March 23, 2012 at 7:01 pm #

        Well, we all predicted an engagement… Or will it just be an admission of couple or… A public kiss!

        So, for those who thought the boob didn’t ‘want’ k, looks like he might be ready to claim his ‘woman’. πŸ˜†
        He has been reduced to tabloid fodder…wonder if that was his dream?

      • liza March 23, 2012 at 8:17 pm #

        from the DL

        Just got back from seeing The Hunger Games, and if this movie doesn’t make Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson look like complete fucking amateur I don’t know what does. Jennifer Lawrence in particular makes Stewart’s slouching, tic ridden ‘acting’ look like a total shitshow. JLaw is the new Queen B. Stewart should be watching her back.
        They also showed the trailer to Snow White and cut out Stewart almost entirely. She had no dialogue at all.
        And the teaser trailer to Breaking Dawn was a fucking joke, people actually laughed out loud.

      • Lisa March 23, 2012 at 10:00 pm #

        In TOTAL agreement Liza!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Steph March 23, 2012 at 5:51 pm #

      Maybe we WILL get some pics of PDA just to try and trump THG opening weekend and get themselves into the papers.

    • Diana March 23, 2012 at 6:30 pm #

      OH! I finally get it. They can’t be photographed because they’re vampires! Of course, vamps don’t show up in mirrors or photos…but, wait…I guess Edward DOES show up in pictures. 😯

      Idk. I’m with the guy who called them fairies. They live in the forest, dont eat people and they sparkle.

      • Steph March 23, 2012 at 6:34 pm #

        ROFL I never thought of that, Diana. That’s got to be the reason why we don’t have pics of them showing PDA.

  23. lowana March 23, 2012 at 7:30 pm #

    I have had trouble logging in here, but I’ve been reading the comments. Yes, I expect some big PR outing for sure. It’s her birthday so they’ll have to show all the shippers that they are indeed “together” for her bday. Btw, isn’t Rob’s belly cute in that pic above? He does have a little belly doesn’t he!!

    • Marie March 23, 2012 at 7:33 pm #

      I’d also like to know what that is he’s actually holding onto. I know it’s supposed to be his peeen, but it must be covered up. And if it is his real peen, then it sure doesn’t look like he has his hand wrapped around much.

  24. Marie March 23, 2012 at 7:31 pm #

    It’s actually me, Marie, not Lowana, that’s an old name I used to use.

    • Lisa March 23, 2012 at 10:02 pm #

      All you need to do is sign into WordPress again we all went through this LOL. It is the little blue w above the comment box and then click remember me it will work!

      • marie March 24, 2012 at 3:39 am #

        Ok, I got it! Ha….it takes me awhile I guess! Well apparently R/K did not show up at Marcus show in L.A. tonite. Maybe we’ll see them tomorrow night and they’ll do some big PR handholding or look at eachother in a loving way to placate the sheeps!!

      • Lisa March 24, 2012 at 10:29 am #

        After getting critics to finally start to see him as something other than Edward (although I think most are jumping the gun for goodness sakes it was 30 freaking seconds) he would crazy to sell it now! But he does not have a good pr team so whatever….

  25. Rachel March 24, 2012 at 4:29 am #

    http://www.datalounge.com/cgi-bin/iowa/ajax.html?t=11405377#page:showThread,11405377,10

    Well this is TS poster for OTR. The look he has in it is very similar to when he looked at Mr and Mrs Stewart snogging in MONT πŸ˜†

    • Rachel March 24, 2012 at 4:32 am #


      Whoops try this

    • notimpressed March 24, 2012 at 10:06 am #

      LOL, Rachel! Yep same look.

      Hey, is there another message board where you all go and post more often? Is it DL?

      • Lisa March 24, 2012 at 10:26 am #

        I don’t post there not sure if the others do.

  26. Lisa March 24, 2012 at 10:26 am #

    See this is true a crowd reporter reported this and seriously how many more ppl think it is great until they see she is in it

    “Snow White and the Huntsman: Looked great and a lot of chatter when Charlize was on screen, but the theater groaned when Kristen Stewart showed up. The girl next to me said and I quote, “Ugh, is that Kristen Stewart? She’s so stupid.” No applause and I suspect it was because of Kristen”

    • notimpressed March 24, 2012 at 10:40 am #

      LOL. I certainly felt the same way when I saw the trailer at THG. Loved Charlize Theron, but “Ugh, Kristen Stewart. She’s so stupid. And dead eyed.” People also groaned at the BD2 teaser, and laughed at the last shot of Bella in a party dress and massive makeup eyeing a deer in the forest. omg, Rob’s voice was so wooden and annoyingly slow.

  27. notimpressed March 24, 2012 at 10:47 am #

    That naked picture of Rob…sorry but imo he looks “special needs” and pasty despite the reddish lighting. His voice in the trailer is again so wooden and dead. Maybe that’s why DC cast him. The character needed an actor who acts disconnected and monotone.

    • Rachel March 24, 2012 at 12:00 pm #

      I heard there was a lot of laughter at the BD trailer.
      As for COSMO in 30 seconds you really have not time to see any acting. I just saw the same blank expression but I am “sure he will prove me wrong”!!!!!
      At the end of the day you could have put Zac Efron in the same clips and the pic would have looked the same IMO

      • Lisa March 24, 2012 at 1:14 pm #

        IKR and they will feel like idiots if the movie comes out and he doesn’t deliver no way can jusde someones acting on 30 sec or i could be an actress!!! Maybe they thought he needed a break and most of all DC’s last movie was so hyped and did not deliver and DC fans want him to deliver this time. I don’t see it but what do I know;)

      • Rachel March 24, 2012 at 1:19 pm #

        Hugs Lisa,

        I think ? would agree with me when I say all this is, is hype.
        Show a bit of titty, shagging, laser lights and there you have it.
        I think Steph and I said way back its the same old same old just in a limo this time. I do think this is his last chance though. However he may have pulled it off – lets wait for the freebie and we can find out!

      • Lisa March 24, 2012 at 1:38 pm #

        What he has pulled off is getting his arse in a DC film. DC has faithful followers that love his films as dark and different from others as they are. 30 seconds does not make him the Oscar worthy but it gave hope to DC fans that after his last flop, DC is back and made a possibly good film. Time will tell that is all I am saying. Some ppl are getting way ahead of themselves. *hugs* Rach xx

      • Lisa March 24, 2012 at 1:39 pm #

        Wasn’t BA his break role if I am not mistaking and all the talk when that traile came out. Then the whole movie came out and wait…..what happened to it?…….right it pretty much flopped!

      • Steph March 24, 2012 at 2:07 pm #

        Hi girls! *hugs to you both*

        Wasn’t WFE supposed to be his break out movie as well? Mmm, yeah, I think it was. I’m beginning to see a pattern emerging here. For all the talk of “break out movies” and Oscar noms, we then get a major flop. If I was DC, I wouldn’t get my hopes up that Cosmo will be a roaring success.

      • liza March 24, 2012 at 2:11 pm #

        He simply doesn’t know how to act.

  28. liza March 24, 2012 at 2:07 pm #

    From the DL

    You know, this guy used to seem kind of cool (in an offbeat, dorky Brit-dude way) when he first got famous. Now he seems to be as up his own ass and obnoxious as his dirty brat of a co-star/fake girlfriend. Pattinson and Stewart seem like arrogant little rich kids who need to come down off that high horse and stop trying to be rebels without a cause, I absolutely cannot stand Pattinson and Stewart for their poser, edgy, artist, faux hipster douchebag attitude. It astounds me how they cannot see how lucky they got considering how totally void in charisma and talent they truly are. But what I think I hate about them the most is that they are just so fucking lacking in talent and yet they seem completely convinced about how edgy and wonderful and special they really are.

    • Lisa March 24, 2012 at 3:09 pm #

      Hopefully they really google themselves and see they are the only ones that are high on themselves. They are not the it thing anymore and come off as spoiled, nasty, arrogant brats!

    • swampfrog March 24, 2012 at 4:32 pm #

      hey everyone! I see nothing new as changed with the epic lovebirds! I’m so over them it is unreal.I believe all this talk about this movie being a Oscar for him is just talk.I’ve heard that story before,and he’s still waiting for one.

    • movinon1 March 24, 2012 at 4:47 pm #

      πŸ™‚ Totally agree πŸ™‚

  29. movinon1 March 24, 2012 at 4:44 pm #

    Awwwhhh Rachel, you are so spot on “titty, shagging and laser lights!!!! I about pissed myself LMAO!

    Remember how Bob likes to portray himself as shy, and self conscious about his body. How many movies has he been in were he’s in his b’day suit? A few right? How;s he do that being so shy and all? Doesn’t add up….

    • Diana March 24, 2012 at 6:31 pm #

      Same goes for Shrew, movinon. “Bella” has been her most demure role since Panic room.

  30. Lisa March 24, 2012 at 10:50 pm #

    LMFO at this tweet I saw today:

    Dear Jacob, I win! – Edward. Dear Edward, that’s alright, I kissed your wife twice, now I’m in the bed with your daughter. Love Jacob xoxo

    • liza March 25, 2012 at 2:33 am #

      from the DL

      Kristen Stewart shouldn’t be a role model for anyone, anywhere, simply because she’s as dumb as a box of hair. I mean seriously, any interview she ever gives is either a.) so incoherent you wonder if she actually understands English or b.)so self absorbed and fascinated in her own navel gazing you wonder if she knows there’s actually a world outside her own door step.

      She’s totally insufferable (as is Pattinson).

      Makes you wonder if fame and wealth and adulation turn people into ego driven assholes, or do those kind of people gravitate to the movie business

  31. Diana March 25, 2012 at 2:49 am #

    Just got back from seeing THG and it was awesome! JL had me crying more than once. Her strength was totally believable, as were her times of weakness, fear, grief, confusion, disbelief, disgust, etc.

    I saw the SWATH trailer too, minus Shrew’s whispers. Thankfully she didnt speak in the Breaking Wind trailer either.

  32. Rachel March 25, 2012 at 4:10 am #

    And so the very predictable date night is being tweeted and posted on Robsten sites.You’ll never guess where? Yep MF gig and Soho house….. πŸ™„
    You would have thought that having had some positive press about a movie that you would not want to turn it full circle back to the epic love but perhaps yet again the relay will sell better than the film. 😯 I know shocking is it not?
    I get the wish to support your friends, I really do but the desire to publically be seen at his gig and then go to what is now one of the most public hang outs, Soho house, to me its just famewhoring again. Major fail.

    • Nonnie March 25, 2012 at 4:14 am #

      I just got home a little while ago and saw all the fuckery. Everyone already predicted it was going to happen. A date night with 20 other people. And of course all the sheep Flocked to the concert ASAP to witness the epic love. Marcus needs to get robsten to make an appearance more often so that way he can sell tickets like they are going out of style.

      • sarah March 25, 2012 at 4:43 am #

        not to mention that nobody took the picture of the 2.
        One thing i noticed this time, nobdy mentioned any “supposed pda” btw them…seems to me that both were there to support their friend and nothing more.

    • Steph March 25, 2012 at 4:49 am #

      *yawn* These 2 are getting even more predictable. We called the date night weeks ago when we knew that MF was doing 2 igs in LA on the same weekend as THG was released. And what do we get? Yep, the good old date night. And we knew all the sheep would be out in force last night because they failed to go on Friday night, and MF just happened to mention on Twitter that there were tickets still available. All the Brit Pack are a bunch of famewhores using each other, and “friends”, to further their own shitty careers.

      • Lisa March 25, 2012 at 7:43 am #

        Oh and he mentioned that he was staying in malibu where MIHML’s house is πŸ™„ well glad they are predictable and if this is what he wants for himself well have at it. I think it is hysterical personally and it is the same wash, rinse repeat. Well someone I trust with the truth was there and there was no PDA go figure πŸ™„ But we know sheepies will write their own fanfic hehehehe. So boring zzzzzzzz next….

      • ? March 25, 2012 at 8:08 am #

        Isn’t it just so sweet that this uber private couple don’t sell their ‘couple relay’? Too f*cking funny…. πŸ˜†

      • movinon1 March 25, 2012 at 9:37 am #

        People recycle trash. Bob and Stew recycle “date night’s”.

        Trying to keep their “carbon footprint” low πŸ™‚

      • movinon1 March 25, 2012 at 9:38 am #

        Lisa, doesn’t his agent SR have a house in Malibu too?

      • ? March 25, 2012 at 9:48 am #

        I agree.. As I said above.. He has been reduced to tabloid fodder and fan blog topics.. Nothing for his profession.. Only gossip about his public relay.. I still think that this is all smoke and mirrors b/c the truth is not something most twit freaks can handle.. That is why the pr team made up this game.. Just to spin so that when they say they are together.. No one will look under it for the real truth.. People just won’t care and the freaks will just be happy.. Media fatigue..to try and cover up reality… IMHO of course..

  33. ? March 25, 2012 at 10:05 am #

    And for me re: the trailer for Cosmo… Watch it without the sound on.. Very, very, very little of booby is shown.. The first portion is merely words flashed at you… I agree it was about editing and music…
    And the shot above of the booby is just awful…he looks .. Well, I’ll just stop here..

    • movinon1 March 25, 2012 at 10:15 am #

      ?,

      Agree 100%, it’s most definitely “smoke an mirror’s”.

      I’ve always thought they were never a real couple, just friends. But the pr machine has ramped up the epic love couple so much that to admit their just friends, well the robstens, lets just say, it will not be a pretty sight!!!

      Someone posted above about his facial expression in cosmo trailer. All I’ll say it just gives me the creeps!!

  34. Sony21 March 25, 2012 at 1:20 pm #

    Wow, no pics of the epic couple out on their date night??? Color me shocked πŸ™‚
    Maybe the papps demanded a raise in salary for hanging out at the back entrance and the gruesome twosome didn’t want to spend too much money? I think I read somewhere that both have “long pockets and short arms”…

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