Anyone have an interpreter?

8 Feb

I will be honest and tell you I did not read that hot mess, I have enough trouble wading through sheep sh&t. But I was able to piece together what Home wrecker was trying to say, at least I think I did girl speaks a language all her own. If there was ever a reason for kids to stay in school, THAT IS IT.  Anyone reading that needed an interpreter because that girl can’t keep a coherent thought in her head. This is what I learned:

-She is single (break up mentioned twice) and brought her “girlfriends” and PUP (not PUPS) with her to a shoot. Who does that?

-When she falls in love she wants to own them. Oh we know KBoo, you steal their clothes and try to become them, who are you kidding! Own them? No you want to be them.

-SHE IS NOT PREGNANT. HKN is currently in her OHIO basement crying into her Twinkie box.

-She smokes but is not into drugs…..Umm yea I plead the 5th on this one 😉

-Ruth works hard for the money, so hard for her hunny!

-A freaking poet she is not.

-SWATH2 is so far off, like not going to happen far off, but home wrecker is okay with it because that is not what defines her. So being an actress does not define her, oh I completely agree.

-Photo shop is her BFF 😆

-Best one of all- “I stand by every mistake I’ve ever made, so judge away.” Oh I will be judging away, first and foremost, bitch isn’t even sorry, how arrogant is that!

So there you have it, Miss Shy my ass is so full of herself, she actually thinks she will be the “it” girl. Yep her movies are selling at the BO like hot cakes, NOT.

bitch please (66) Animated Gif on Giphy

161 Responses to “Anyone have an interpreter?”

  1. lisa2222 February 8, 2014 at 4:35 pm #

    Couldn’t resist 😆 New board!

    • arg February 8, 2014 at 4:47 pm #

      I love the 5th comment 😆 and that interview deserves a new board

    • charlie February 8, 2014 at 7:21 pm #

      Thank you for this! I thought I didn’t understand everything because my English is not good enough but now I see even you ladies had problems with understanding lol

  2. Sophie February 8, 2014 at 4:58 pm #

    “actress, poet, seasoned road-tripper, and the valley’s coolest rebel”–

    Does Ruth actually think the general public is going to buy that??

  3. Lizzy February 8, 2014 at 5:31 pm #

    What I’ve never understood is when people (writers, directors, costars) call her intelligent. Every response is peppered with ‘like’, ‘dude’, and everyone’s favorite ‘fvck’. She has difficulty responding to a question and is unable to complete a sentence. Compton’s boyfriend said she was a total stoner. THAT I believe. Everyone else just blows smoke up our asses in hopes of re-creating the magic that was twicrap.

    • arg February 8, 2014 at 5:52 pm #

      You mean the same “Scout Compton” that is her friend, woww I would love to see that comment made by her boyfriend.

      • Lizzy February 8, 2014 at 6:02 pm #

        No, I meant Bill Compton…BD1&2 director.

  4. Steph February 8, 2014 at 5:32 pm #

    OMG!! Lisa, once again you have nailed it and I love you!!!

    So, Miss Momentary Indiscretion has actually said that she stands by her every mistake, does she? Well it just goes to show what an arrogant, nasty, thoughtless little home-wrecking bitch she really is!! She fucked a married man, behind the back of his wife and after she made friends with his 2 kids, and she doesn’t give a flying fuck what distress she might actually have caused those kids, (one of whom was a “daddy’s girl”, no doubt). Seriously, someone needs to teach that woman a fucking lesson in life that if you make a mistake, and you KNOW it’s a mistake, then you need to be humble, apologise and actually mean it. No wonder I just want to smash her in her dirty little mouth every time she spouts her bullshit!!!!! *rant over*

    • lisa2222 February 8, 2014 at 10:20 pm #

      OMG Steph you nailed it to a tee!!!! *kisses*

    • Sunshineonacloudyday February 9, 2014 at 2:12 am #

      @steph you forgot she said we can “judge away” so now noone can criticise whoever wants to slut shame her or call her a whore because she just gave every single person an entitlement to think and say whatever they want about her and her fans can’t do shit to defend her.

  5. dc291 February 8, 2014 at 6:35 pm #

    wait? there was someone actually desperate enough to interview her? I didn’t see this.

  6. just me February 8, 2014 at 7:38 pm #

    oh another board! Nice made again, Lisa!

    To the interview: I didn’t read it and I really don’t want to. I guess I can sum it up anyway.
    She is so honest and real and a true actress and noone is as good as her. She is artsy fartsy and I would bet there was a mentioning of the dogs and or Rob. All filled up with a lot of cursing and no real coherent phrases. Did I got it?

    But I actually saw the “poem” on another blog.
    WTF is that? Wordvomit of the finest.
    “I’ll suck the bones pretty”? LOL for real? I thought she is more into tacco theses days?! 😉
    Than writing about someone hitting faces and about parking? Yeah we know what you are talking about… And her favourit word… Honesty! Seriously… What is her problem? maybe if she wouldn’t use it till it looses all his meaning someone might believer her one day!
    She should keep searching – maybe she will find something she is good at one day.
    The only thing I totaly believe from that bullshit is her saying she is “drunk”.
    Really – I love literature and I have a whole bookshelf with poem-books but this…
    artsy fartsy wordvomit without brain

  7. arg February 8, 2014 at 8:28 pm #

    In GC there are some sheep that finally saw the light thanks to the interview Alleluia!!!, good for them and welcome to the RL.

    • Lizzy February 8, 2014 at 9:15 pm #

      Not only that….they’re really trashing sash for starting the preg rumors! Someone is posting discussions from the SL board, both current as well as old ones.

    • lisa2222 February 8, 2014 at 10:18 pm #

      Only took them years to figure it out when it was so obvious way before!

    • Sophie February 9, 2014 at 8:19 am #

      Hope those sheep open their eyes and realize they have been idolizing a selfish, amoral, slut who has no regrets 😉

  8. Bi-hoe February 8, 2014 at 10:44 pm #

    Fantastic post Lisa !! Love it 🙂 what still astounds me is the nutcases are saying the pics are old you can’t believe interviews bla bla bla ! Honestly someone needs to slap them ( and little miss scumshine ) over the head ! WTF :(( is it all part if the plan what’s it going to take for them to see they seem to be getting worse in the world of crazy !

    • Sunshineonacloudyday February 9, 2014 at 2:05 am #

      @Bi-hoe really they are saying you can’t believe interviews? Not even ones that say “my fucking boyfriend is in that film”, or “my boyfriend is English”?? Now they don’t believe interviews lololololol

      @Lisa thanks for the new board it’s priceless.

      • lisa2222 February 9, 2014 at 2:31 pm #

        Sunshine don’t you know that only the sheep approved interviews are legit, all others step to the side and photo shop, edit, make quotes up etc LOL

  9. katie February 9, 2014 at 1:54 am #

    Rob in Toronto = Single, happy, and working. Doesn’t need to do dramatic interviews or pathetic attempts for attention. I give him a lot of credit for living his life and leaving all the bad and negative behind (fake relationship/dead beat acquaintances/famewhores) as though it never existed. He has better things to do then live his life trough social media and tabloids. Rob is no longer the kid from Twilight, he is the adult actor in The Rover.

  10. sasha February 9, 2014 at 2:31 am #

    kudos to Kristen for not using the words “dude,” “shit,” “like,” “fuck,” or “dope” in her poem

    • lindyuk February 9, 2014 at 4:39 am #

      Problem is…. what she does say ….makes no sense!!! LOL!!!!

      • dorothyxoxo February 9, 2014 at 7:34 am #

        Lol Lindy/Sasha….her interviews should come with a Coles notes version. I have no idea what this damn fool is on about.
        And there she goes again about not having to be apologetic, as long as you’re operating from an honest place. This girl needs to stop talking…do us all a favour and just shut it the f–k down!

  11. Aishwarya February 9, 2014 at 4:43 am #

    She stands by her mistakes !!!!!!! I hope she is sorry which she doesn’t seem like. Horrible attitude

    • dorothyxoxo February 9, 2014 at 7:22 am #

      Aishwarya – so nice to see you 🙂 hope all is well

  12. lindyuk February 9, 2014 at 4:48 am #

    I would just like to say that reading the comments on the previous board and this new one….WELL SAID TO EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU!!!! There have been so many points raised and views expressed that I wholeheartedly agree with that I wanted to reply to every one saying ‘Well done’!! But there were too many and it would have taken me all day!! or (night)
    Thank Goodness I don’t have to read Skank’s interview… I would’ve wanted to shove her head down the toilet..In fact the only info I glean about the nasty brat is what you girls bring over.
    Skank …if you are reading this…or one of your minions …can I make a request? Please take your crappy poetry (what an embarrassment to call it that) your views on the meaning of life, the world, the universe..and just…go…away…please….

  13. arg February 9, 2014 at 6:34 am #

    Roberto and Dane in TO http://t.co/cUoQatBdwp

    • arg February 9, 2014 at 6:47 am #

      Sorry by putting a Russian site but what I love the most are the emoticons and the best is that cute mouse 😆

      • dorothyxoxo February 9, 2014 at 7:19 am #

        Lol….that place will give you such gut raunch after eating there….great imports tho. Such a random place for Booby to end up in…lol

      • Sophie February 9, 2014 at 8:11 am #

        Are those Russians ex KGB? How do they find all the pics and so fast, lol! Mouse is cute 🙂

      • arg February 9, 2014 at 8:22 am #

        Maybe they are the new generations, the kids of former KGB 😆

    • lisa2222 February 9, 2014 at 2:29 pm #

      How do they get this stuff 😯 it is creepy

  14. Here To Stay February 9, 2014 at 6:51 am #

    NO, NO, NO!
    You can’t just leave it at that ladies! We have to discuss this poem. I can’t deal! It’s not enough to laugh at ‘suck the bones pretty’. The drugs thing MUST be a lie because she’d have to have been off her pointy little face to think this tripe was worth publishing!
    I’m so sick of her.

  15. Lorraine February 9, 2014 at 7:46 am #

    Omg, Kristen should stop doing interviews! She is trying way too hard to sound so real, honest and intelligent and she comes off like a low IQ pretentious person spewing words that she probably does not understand at all. She is so incoherent as per usual in her responses. Geez, I’m so looking forward for this pretender to simply disappear.

    Now for her bunch of loony fans, dear god, don’t we have enough of stupid crazies like hkn, windy, Sammie, letterman, shubarbia, whatever etc. and now we have this jaymadmedusa creep! What a fake person this kstew is and she attracts these crazy, vile, rumor mongerer basement dwelling fans?? Kstew and her creepy fans can pollute the media , sites all they want as long as they stay far far away from Rob!!

  16. Sophie February 9, 2014 at 8:07 am #

    “Kristen Stewart hasn’t changed, the mask fell off”

    I read that on someone’s blog, so true!

  17. verenajj February 9, 2014 at 8:43 am #

    LOL Lisa! Thanks for being the transator for us all! lol

    • lisa2222 February 9, 2014 at 2:27 pm #

      *thumbs up* 😉

  18. Gemma February 9, 2014 at 9:14 am #

    I’m missing a good party! … What can I say? Your comments say it all but I have to make a special mention to the poetry that not even her Sheep can praise since it’s a graceless and unfathomable thing which shouldn’t even been called “poetry”. Whatever…

    @Arg. Sorry I didn’t reply to your comment on the previous board. Dear silly Sheep are making thousand excuses for her interview, “it’s old, it’s fake, it’s photoshopped, Cole is so small that the interview+pics had to be done in Summer…” and the last gem regarding Roberto’s last pic in Toronto, “and, just because a pic popped up during the night, doesn’t mean he was there all the time. it is a short flight from toronto to LA. he could have flewn back and forth and no one knows about it. “….

    Poor Sheep have to live fantasizing over Robsten since real life is denying them what they want.

    • arg February 9, 2014 at 9:55 am #

      😯 “Roberto flying from TO to LA to see Bbgurl” I’m impressed, that was unexpected but you have to admit they have an imaginative and twisted mind.

      • Gemma February 9, 2014 at 10:07 am #

        People who live more into fantasies than into real life do have an imaginative mind. How could they fantasize if they hadn’t??? It’s pretty good if you earn your life as a writer but it can be pretty bad if you just fantasize because you can’t accept reality. :mrgreen:

    • arg February 9, 2014 at 10:14 am #

      I’m sorry for sheep but Roberto after his trip to Wvrst was seen in a Starbucks and in TO not LA.

      Priscilla Wong ‏@priswongg · 17 h
      Nerding at Starbucks about an hour ago and Robert Pattinson walks in under cover. #bestdayever

      ♛kate♛ ‏@_KateAlee · 18 h
      @amandaareynolds and I doing media in Starbucks and Robert pattinson walks in #ok

    • lisa2222 February 9, 2014 at 2:26 pm #

      WTAH????? Do any of them live in the United States? What do they consider a short flight? Do they make room for lay overs? It is like they think Rob would just fly all over just because, what stupid idiots and this is why they will never have nice things 😆

      • arg February 9, 2014 at 2:48 pm #

        Considering that you have to cross all US I don’t see how they can even consider a short flight:

        By plane Toronto, Canada, Los Angeles, USA
        No scales 5 h 30 min
        With conexión 6 h 55 min or more

      • Lizzy February 9, 2014 at 3:13 pm #

        but ask yourselves this….isn’t lusciouspitts worth it? 😯

  19. Gemma February 9, 2014 at 10:16 am #

    How should I understand this quote:

    “You don’t know who you will fall in love with. You just don’t. You don’t control it. Some people have certain things, like, ‘That’s what I’m going for,’ and I have a subjective version of that. I don’t pressure myself … If you fall in love with someone, you want to own them — but really, why would you want that? You want them to be what you love. I’m much too young to even have an answer for that question.”

    Is she saying that she couldn’t control her libido when she fell for Rupert? She has a serious problem.

    Is she talking about falling in love in a unconventional way such as falling in love with a woman? We know Kristen…

    That is the first part of her statement. The second part goes about “owing them”… I’m afraid little Stewie still has no idea what love is about since true love is not about owing or transforming, just the opposite. Krusten is still so lost…..

    • arg February 9, 2014 at 11:42 am #

      Yesterday, girls at GC were discussing this comment and I think one of them made a good observation:
      “I still don’t think her comments are to be interpreted as Rob’s views on love. She seems like she would only speak for herself on anything.”

      Maybe as she’s a control freak she’s saying that she wants to own them and for them to be what she wants them to be, but questioning now why she would wants to do that, showing a growth in her views about love?

      • Sophie February 9, 2014 at 12:00 pm #

        I don’t think Shank knows who she is let alone what she truly believes. It seems she changes her views based on her current relationships, be that friendship or romantic interest.

      • Gemma February 9, 2014 at 2:09 pm #

        Agree Sophie. I have the impression Kristen hasn’t been taught values and when a life is built up without a strong base, you go around stumbling or skipping the bumps on the road and hardly ever learn from your mistakes. You try a lot of things but are good at nothing… well, thankfully she’s got a pretty face and can earn money from luxurious brands.

        She just has this attitude “I care a fuck…” so appealing to teens and to grandmas who grew up wanting to be a rebel without a cause like her …. but for the rest of the people she’s only a spoiled brat who intends to be, oh so “honest and true to herself”…. but does she truly know what the hell she wants???

      • dorothyxoxo February 9, 2014 at 2:25 pm #

        What a great post Gemma….you’ve definitely got her pegged. So much for the art of mystery Kristen…you’re as transparent as it comes and we here have seen through your bullshit and all that pompous jargon you spew out of a$$.

      • Gemma February 9, 2014 at 2:57 pm #

        Thanks Dorothy! You can see through her pretty well too. She’s like the saying “Much ado about nothing” 😀

    • lisa2222 February 9, 2014 at 2:23 pm #

      I don’t have a freaking clue what she was saying, and that is not me poking fun, I seriously have no idea what that was about. Her thoughts are all over the place and then she just word vomits 😯

      • dorothyxoxo February 9, 2014 at 2:35 pm #

        You and I both Lisa…you and I both. I don’t speak Kstew…
        Anyone fluent in idiot? If so…please translate.

      • Lizzy February 9, 2014 at 3:08 pm #

        It’s all about being honest and real. 🙄

        Then again, if you want to be real honest about the whole thing you’ll see she’s just full of sh*t! :mrgreen:

      • dorothyxoxo February 9, 2014 at 3:19 pm #

        She really needs to stop tossing that word “honesty” around. Unless you have the moral compass to support this self-appointed “Prophecy of Truth” persona…..it’s best you just STFU!!!

      • Lizzy February 9, 2014 at 3:24 pm #

        True…but you have to agree…stewie’s poetry is as good as James Franco’s art.

      • Gemma February 9, 2014 at 5:33 pm #

        Lizzy, at least James Franco’s Ho White drawing had an understandable point LOL. Tell me what does Stew mean by what she calls poetry? I didn’t get anything…

      • Lizzy February 9, 2014 at 5:46 pm #

        I don’t know Gemma. In her poem she mentions ‘abrasive organ pumps’. I believe the mini-cooper melodrama was the inspiration for both KS as well as JF. 😯

  20. lisa2222 February 9, 2014 at 2:35 pm #

    LMFOPMSL HKN is having a really bad week and Rob was spotted out in Toronto again today and this is her tweet 😆 😆 😆

    @HatersNoNothing: Oh goodie. Another sighting. Another famewhore looking for her 15

    • Lizzy February 9, 2014 at 3:11 pm #

      Whenever someone references HKN, I always picture some hefty old lady with too much blue eye shadow on, sitting in a basement, typing away on an original pc while eating a tub of breyers ice cream right out of the tub.

      • dorothyxoxo February 9, 2014 at 3:15 pm #

        Lmfaooooooooooooo
        I feakin’ love you Lizzy

      • Lizzy February 9, 2014 at 3:20 pm #

        Love you too girl! Are you anywhere near Robby? If so, stop by, get a photo…. 🙂

      • dorothyxoxo February 9, 2014 at 3:33 pm #

        Yeah…i’m in Forest Hill the next neighbourhood North of Yorkville. It’s about a 6 minute drive south for me.

      • Lizzy February 9, 2014 at 4:01 pm #

        Haaa! Do it Dorothy! Get a photo of him and tweet it out saying that he doesn’t look pregnant! :mrgreen:

      • Kell February 9, 2014 at 4:04 pm #

        Lol…yesss…fan pic Dorothy 🙂 lol

      • dorothyxoxo February 9, 2014 at 4:29 pm #

        Hahahahaha! I’ll keep an eye out for Booby on Wednesday. Have an appointment with my Optometrist who is located in Yorkville…then i’ll probably swing by to see a client while i’m there (tax season is knocking me right on my ass) Who knows…i may see him in my travels. Imagine that?

      • lisa2222 February 9, 2014 at 8:28 pm #

        PMSL Lizzy!!!!!!! And I heard she does live in a basement in Ohio so you are not far off the mark hehehehehe

        Dorothy I had no idea you were near Yorkville I was just through there 2 and half weeks ago I would have visited you 😉

    • arg February 9, 2014 at 3:26 pm #

      The waitress is gorgeous I’m sure they did eye contact but HKN is pissed about the girl’s comment, and the HKN avatar it’s sick

      eb ‏@evangelinneeeee · 1 h
      @monicanedved yeah, we made eye contact and everything 😍👀

      HatersKnowNothing ‏@HatersNoNothing · 1 h
      @evangelinneeeee sure you did Lmao!

      • Kell February 9, 2014 at 4:02 pm #

        Cracking up….HKN just won’t give up…..everyone is a liar…

  21. arg February 9, 2014 at 2:39 pm #

    Dorothy, At least today Roberto changed his menu and ate more healthy meal and of course this is in Yorkville:

    eb ‏@evangelinneeeee · 32 min
    Sooo I guess it’s a good day at work considering I just served Robert Pattinson 😏😍🌟🌟

    eb ‏@evangelinneeeee · 17 min
    @AmandaDavanzo Pusateri’s in yorkville haha I have no idea where he is now

    • dorothyxoxo February 9, 2014 at 2:45 pm #

      Lol…not so healthy if he ate their pastries. Mmmmm…they have the most fantastic pastries. :).

  22. arg February 9, 2014 at 5:18 pm #

    This guy need help or be locked in a padded cell with krisbians and I’m sure his madness will go away.

    • Lizzy February 9, 2014 at 5:47 pm #

      oh no.

    • lisa2222 February 9, 2014 at 8:25 pm #

      What in the world happened to him? I used to like him 😦

      • Sunshineonacloudyday February 10, 2014 at 6:05 am #

        Maybe Shia is really HKN and is sending us secret messages

      • Gemma February 10, 2014 at 9:57 am #

        @Sunshine that’s a little far-fetched, no? LOL!

        The poor guy needs some attention and he has no a better way to find it…

      • lisa2222 February 10, 2014 at 12:17 pm #

        @Sunshine HAHAHAHAHAH OMG on the floor DED 😆 😆

    • shailene February 10, 2014 at 7:55 pm #

      Shia is the biggest douchebag in hw right behind beiber I dont know when he became so arrogant and downright rude. I will never forget how he treated Carey Mullingan so glad she got away from his toxic attitude.

  23. Gemma February 10, 2014 at 1:34 am #

    Morning Ladies! Reading HKN comments is fun in the beginning, after a while you realize what a waste of time it is to read so much nonsense but still…

    One thing I’ve realized. These poor loonies have their lives as centered in Robsten as if Twilight frenzy was still on and they truly believe that the world still wants to know everything about them and the media harass them day and night because Robsten is still on (in their minds…) . The Loonies haven’t realized Twi is over, Robsten is over and most of the fans have moved onto other things, so they can’t understand that Roberto can go around Toronto unnoticed, they think if Roberto was there, we should have papz pics every day… so no pics, no Roberto in Toronto… Sheep Logic :mrgreen:

    Have a good day!

  24. twilightdiairesgirl February 10, 2014 at 6:21 am #

    I’m an accredited sign language interpreter but that is not going to help 😉

    • Gemma February 10, 2014 at 9:59 am #

      Thanks TDG but I don’t think so… :mrgreen:

  25. lisa2222 February 10, 2014 at 12:17 pm #

    Here is our interpreter ladies hehehehe http://www.thewrap.com/kristen-stewart-poem-marie-claire-interview

    • Sophie February 10, 2014 at 1:02 pm #

      Wiffle balls are full of holes, right? Hmm, yes I would say that describes Shank’s heart very well! And yes, that poem is beyond embarrassing. Glad they mentioned the scandal though. Hopefully someone will rip to shreds the “no regrets” soundbite……

      • lisa2222 February 10, 2014 at 3:17 pm #

        She just vomits her words out of her mouth, she never makes any sense, I mean I have talked with children who have more coherent thoughts than she does!

  26. lisa2222 February 10, 2014 at 12:25 pm #

    Oh look we are featured in that mad medusa psychos blog HAHAHAHAHA http://themadmedusa.tumblr.com/post/76203505573/fuck-wit-tattle-tits-2

    Dear Psycho,

    I am sorry you are old and out of your prime so that is why you live your entire existence for a fantasy couple that does not exist. Further more following a 23 year old nasty, foul mouthed, untalented, ungrateful, unintelligent home wrecker tells me all I need to know about you 😈

    Love me

    • lisa2222 February 10, 2014 at 12:28 pm #

      Yep this tells me all I need to know about you “OLD Broad” you are a slutty, drunken OLD Broad. You and KBoo have a lot in common 😈

      “You obviously didn’t read my profile. You see…I’m not just a bitch… I’m a senior citizen bitch. I’m what is known as an ”Old Broad.” Do you know what that means, bitches? That means regardless of my age, I can walk into any bar or establishment that I choose… Sit down…Have a man light my cigarette…(because I’m a very sexy Old Broad) Order 3 shots of whiskey, straight up…Take the man for a ride… And be back in the bar, have 3 more shots of whisky and finish my cigarette before my ride’s zipped up his pants and another man is waiting.”

      • Lorraine February 10, 2014 at 12:38 pm #

        What is it about kslut that she attracts these grannies who are obviously losers in life, with no social life, no love life , no life at all! Did they missed so much in their younger years that they are now pretending as this fake bad ass cheater? Don’t they have any moral compass at all?? A young family was broken up with the help of kslut and she continues to be an arrogant ass and yet these grannies still defend her to death? Aren’t these seniors supposed to be sources of wisdom and beautiful memories to share with the younger ones and yet here they are insulting all those who speak the truth about the cheater, they spread false malicious rumors about a young man who has nothing to do with the cheating scandal. Or perhaps they were also cheaters in their younger years and were left behind by their lovers and now they are trying to even the score. Pathetic oldies!

      • Sophie February 10, 2014 at 1:35 pm #

        That’s disturbing on so many levels. I guess that is why they can identify with Shank. Once a whore, always a whore.

      • lisa2222 February 10, 2014 at 2:25 pm #

        I mean who admits they are a senior citizen that whores herself out for free????? KBoo really has amazing followers 🙄

      • Sophie February 10, 2014 at 3:58 pm #

        Lisa- they think the same way as Shank- Sex=Power.

        Whores are seeking attention and self importance. They think when they whore themselves out, they have power over men. When in fact, the men are the ones with all the power and they are left used and with no self esteem. So they keep whoring around looking for that power, sad really.

    • arg February 10, 2014 at 3:36 pm #

      Somebody is really pissed because was banned from comment on this blog 😆 Because of “old broad” like her, is that I’m on Roberto’s side my common sence indicate that I won’t defend a cheater and less if there is no regret or remorse in her actions.

      • dorothyxoxo February 10, 2014 at 5:37 pm #

        Rob was always the lesser evil of the two…even before the scandal

    • dorothyxoxo February 10, 2014 at 5:38 pm #

      This coming from a self-proclaimed geriatrics hooker? What a f–ken joke

  27. Gemma February 10, 2014 at 12:36 pm #

    I can’t help it, I have to post this from the Nuthouse:

    ” I keep waiting to hear that R & K have decided to leave the US to get a more private life for themselves and their family, and we would be losing a national treasure.”

    Now you can fall off your chair laughing your ass off…

    • Lorraine February 10, 2014 at 12:39 pm #

      Omg, these creeps are really losing it big time lol!

    • Sony21 February 10, 2014 at 1:27 pm #

      I do, I do, Gemma, I’m rolling on the floor laughing my a** off 🙂
      I’ve been waiting for years to hear that the trampire has decided to crawl back under the rock she came from – although this would lead to a severe case of environmental pollution, LOL.

    • lisa2222 February 10, 2014 at 2:26 pm #

      Well they will be waiting to the sun turns black hehehehehe, I really am laughing hard, it is truly just getting more pathetic….

  28. Steph February 10, 2014 at 1:33 pm #

    Good evening Ladies. Hope you all had a good weekend.

    WOW!!! Snow Ho really does seem to attract the granny brigade. They probably think they’re going to be able reform her or they get off on imagining the sex between 2 people who are young enough to be their grandkids. 😯 *scary and weird*

    • Sony21 February 10, 2014 at 3:08 pm #

      Hi Steph, *hugs* I hope your shoulder is getting better – and that the region where you live doesn’t suffer from the torrential rain I’ve just heard about in the news!

      • Steph February 10, 2014 at 4:23 pm #

        Hi Sony!! *hugs to you*. My shoulder’s doing ok, thanks for asking. I’m following the physio’s orders and not driving so much and doing my exercises.

        I’m very lucky as I don’t live in anywhere near all the flooding, (I actually live in Robin Hood country), but even where I am, we’ve had some torrential rain, just not been flooded. I feel so sorry for all the people who live in across the south because a lot of them have been flooded out since before Christmas, their homes have been ransacked by people who just go in and take everything despite the flooding and it’s supposed to get even worse. There is 16 severe flood warnings in force which basically means a danger to life. It really is awful here this winter. 😦

      • Sony21 February 10, 2014 at 4:58 pm #

        I’m happy to hear that your shoulder is getting better and please stay safe and sound at home, dear Steph! To live in Robin Hood country sounds so good 🙂 Totally off topic but I really liked the last Robin Hood movie with Russell Crowe…so many fabulous actors.

      • dorothyxoxo February 10, 2014 at 5:35 pm #

        Me too Steph…glad to hear it.

        Hi Sony 🙂

      • Steph February 10, 2014 at 5:54 pm #

        Don’t worry, I plan on staying safe and sound at home.
        LOL! It’s fab living in Robin Hood country. I literally live about 20 minutes from the Major Oak. It’s the tree that’s in the middle of Sherwood Forest and where Robin Hood is said to have hidden from the Sheriff of Nottingham in. Sherwood Forest is a lovely place to go for a walk during the summer months, but not quite as nice when it’s been raining because it gets so muddy!!! lol

        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_Oak

      • Sony21 February 11, 2014 at 5:28 am #

        Hi, Dorothy 🙂 *waves*

    • Sophie February 10, 2014 at 3:50 pm #

      Spot on! Loved the part “she almost seems proud of the affair”. YEP!

      • Gemma February 10, 2014 at 4:00 pm #

        Agree! Pretty good interpretation Lisa! 😀

      • Steph February 10, 2014 at 4:25 pm #

        LOL! Sophie, of course she’s proud of the affair. She’s a selfish bitch who enjoys the attention she got from it.

  29. Gemma February 10, 2014 at 4:03 pm #

    Miss Preggo pics going to the Gym in LA. Omg I hope she’s careful with the bump O-O And where is Alicia? Did babygurl get bored already??? hmmmm I’m worried…

    http://www.lasagarobsten.blogspot.com.es/2014/02/nuevas-fotos-de-kristen-llegando-al-gym.html

    • Kell February 10, 2014 at 4:13 pm #

      haha… or they were told to cool it down some 😉 …. all the speculation was starting up again cuz all the friends kind of disappeared and she was being papped with Alicia a ton… bet she was told to cool it a little

      • Gemma February 10, 2014 at 5:02 pm #

        I hope you’re right Kell!

        I wonder why such a private girl makes these controversial or perhaps the right words are unintelligent and juicy interviews. Her statements are always echoed by tabloids. People, E! and even GC has posted an article with her poem LOL. I hoped they had decipher it, but they hadn’t… they just copied and pasted.

        Well, her famewhorism was going down and somehow had to be fueled…

      • Kell February 10, 2014 at 9:25 pm #

        I def hope so too! ….just seems like once the “gossip sites” ….not the huge ones….we’re picking up n talking about it….and everyone saying she hasn’t hung around Cj and Suzie a lot….it was all Alicia for a while….that she’s cooled it down with the pics of her and Alicia out….wonder if she’s also testing waters to see if she’d get a lot of crap if she was to date…well to admit to dating Alicia

  30. dorothyxoxo February 10, 2014 at 5:25 pm #

    Lmaoooooo! the comments are priceless too

    Kristen Stewart Says The Haters Can Step To The Left, Because She Stands By Her Mistakes

    • Nonnie February 10, 2014 at 5:54 pm #

      OMG did you see this comment?

      bellafiglia • 3 hours ago −
      My revised version of her poem:

      My Morals Are Like A Wiffle Ball/Sanders Pole by K-Stew

      My rear end in the digital moonlight
      Paps saw me, sprawled in the back seat
      MiniCoopery … ubiquitous bra strap fallen
      Goin’ down in the foothills
      …I sucked the boner, Ruperty.
      My true nature, town pump organ
      Spray painted all over Hollywood,
      “Kristen’s a ho bag”
      Whilst Rob morosely stared at the sun, and
      Boarded up the windows to avoid
      My rabbity flint face, like a fart.
      46 • Reply•Share ›

      E.a. Solinas bellafiglia • 3 hours ago

      Genius! Add in a bit about Twilight fans and how fast they turned on her.
      3 • Reply•Share ›

      bellafiglia • 3 hours ago

      Once bitten, twice shy
      Once the biter, now the bitten am I
      Twihard vengeance is so bitter
      My career’s now in the shitter.
      29 • Reply•Share ›

      lol. This persons poems were killing me! I couldn’t stop laughing!

      • dorothyxoxo February 10, 2014 at 5:59 pm #

        Hahahahaha. IKR? I’m pretty sure a little pee came out from hysterically laughing

      • lisa2222 February 10, 2014 at 7:47 pm #

        LMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh twitter and all the media is having a field day and rightfully so, you can’t just say I stand by screwing a married man and making his kids have weekend parents and not expect the world not to mock you!

      • Here To Stay February 11, 2014 at 4:44 am #

        I literally got through the first line, LOL’d and posted this comment. Fucking hilarious. I’m definitely going to keep hanging out here more often. GC got the best of me.

    • Kelsey February 10, 2014 at 7:05 pm #

      I’m annoyed. I understand stupid gossip sites posting this waste of space dumbass girl’s interview but I just saw it on my local news app. WTF?! This is not important local news, this a narcissistic untalented little girl who has shown to be emotionless and lacking any kind of empathy for others. I am SO sick of her!
      *vomits*

      • dorothyxoxo February 10, 2014 at 8:36 pm #

        Is it a slow news week in your city? Lol!
        I don’t let Kstew bother me at all…..as the attention she receives is far more negative than positive. She digs her grave deeper with that pretentious silver spoon of hers everytime she opens that damn mouth of hers. Bottom line, she’s unlikeable, she doesn’t draw an audience, and her movies tank.

    • lisa2222 February 10, 2014 at 7:49 pm #

      Sorry Dorothy I did not scroll high enough to see you posted it 😳

      • dorothyxoxo February 10, 2014 at 8:30 pm #

        No worries Lisa. That article was so hilarious..that it was worthy of a double post

  31. shailene February 10, 2014 at 8:04 pm #

    Kristen knows she is full of shit when she talks about just wanting to be an actress and not handle the spotlight but yet here she is seeking the spotlight yet again, I am sooo disappointed in her. I thought she would stick to just doing indies and for once get her life together before making a comeback but nope once again she opens her mouth and makes a fool of herself. I agree you cant give in to your critics but I have a problem with the overall tone of this interview but now I am more convinced than ever of Rupert probably acting like every other married man telling his mistress or booty call he will eventually leave his wife and kids for her. I believe that article where Kristen and Rupert were planning on being some powerhouse couple before it blew in their faces.

    • shailene February 10, 2014 at 8:06 pm #

      I am also convinced Kristen had an unhealthy obsession with Rupert as well…shameless on both of rupert and kristens part

      • Kell February 10, 2014 at 9:30 pm #

        I feel she’s done that a lot….she seems to get obsessed then backs off ….I think she thought it wasn’t going to backfire on her like it has….that maybe even rob or Rupert were going to get blame somehow….Rup…that he came on to her…she was young….lol…like sheep say….n that something was going to come back on Rob….like he should have been more attentive…or he was some how to blame….I get a “I can do no wrong” vibe from her yet… :S

    • dorothyxoxo February 10, 2014 at 8:28 pm #

      Hey Shailene…nice to see u back. There was an article implying Rupert & Kristen had some power couple plan? I only ask because that is what I always believed and stated it here a few times…yet sometimes thought i may of been overthinking it. I always believed that Kristen thought Rupert was on his wat to being next big director in HW, and Rupert believed that he Rupsten would receive the same public interest as Robsten. I believe their plan was to ride out the last TW movie…he would separate from Liberty…and Rupsten would eventually be born. But then, as you stated…it all blew up in their faces.

      Anyways…hope you’re doing well.

  32. Lizzy February 10, 2014 at 8:49 pm #

    Excellent post on GC:

    guest • 29 minutes ago −
    My heart is a wiffle ball?? She really needs a new PR team. The whole article was obviously PR to rehab her image. She just happens to tell the names of the dogs so people will know Rob has forgiven her and lets her see them. Then her Valley friends ( you know, the ones that are real and not the fake people in HW) just happen to stop by and discuss their book-club? Really? What a coincidence! She says she hates the spotlight the same week she’s jetting off to Paris to do a clothes campaign. And then lets not forget the frangrance ads. Then she just happens to decide to reveal this personal poem when she’s so private? Whether the poem is good or not isn’t the issue. I have to feel bad for her on that front. The issue is her PR people should have known it was going to cause a lot of eye-rolling. She, Franco and Shia should get together for a beer and discuss how they’re all just so real and artsy.

    • Sophie February 10, 2014 at 8:57 pm #

      ‘She just can’t handle’-for lack of a better word-‘the spotlight.’ No, actually, I can’t, and that is totally who I am”

      Then why does she conduct an interview when she has nothing to promote? Famewhore and liar……..

    • Sony21 February 11, 2014 at 5:38 am #

      LMAO, “She, Franco and Shia should get together for a beer and discuss how they’re all just so real and artsy.” But only if Shia lends her the paper bag he wore over his head at the Berlinale, with the words “I’m not famous anymore” on it!!! Wouldn’t that be a sight?

  33. Kell February 10, 2014 at 9:27 pm #

    Sooo off topic….but my legs n arms feel like jelly….haha….starting to work out….be healthier and feel better about myself….lol….so sore but been soo worth it! 🙂

    • dorothyxoxo February 10, 2014 at 9:56 pm #

      Good for you Kell 🙂

      • Kell February 10, 2014 at 10:35 pm #

        Aw thank u 🙂

  34. Bi-Hoe February 10, 2014 at 9:34 pm #

    http://little-miss-scumshine.tumblr.com/image/76274977623
    Thought you ladies might like a laugh :)!

    • dorothyxoxo February 10, 2014 at 9:55 pm #

      Lol!!!

    • Gemma February 11, 2014 at 1:36 am #

      hahahahahaaaaaaaa

      Ladies, new entry at the Asylum, she’s trying to analyze Miss Preggo interview. You can either vomit or laugh out loud or just roll your eyes since she’s not even hilarious, let alone witty, not to mention she needs urgently glasses. Time is coming when she’ll be totally discredited, though it doesn’t matter, as long as she, somehow, can go fueling the fantasy to her grandmas, they’ll be fine! 😀

      BTW she, in all her wisdom could not decipher Stew’s poem either….

      • Bi-Hoe February 11, 2014 at 1:51 am #


        Thought you might like this lol 🙂 always an explanation ! Your right HKN is one crazy person !

      • Gemma February 11, 2014 at 9:26 am #

        Red arrows and circles LOL

  35. click February 11, 2014 at 2:13 am #

    Same shit different day.

    • Gemma February 11, 2014 at 9:38 am #

      I know… I’m just waiting for the day Kristen will deliver TGC!!… :mrgreen: I’m curious … I’ve never seen a virtual pregnancy…

      • click February 11, 2014 at 10:37 am #

        Maybe it will burst out of her chest like the Alien.

      • dorothyxoxo February 11, 2014 at 10:46 am #

        lmaoooooo

  36. Newbie February 11, 2014 at 3:37 am #

    Bio-hoe you’re such a bigot. I loathe the nastiness that is Stew but your comment or rather tumblr gif is vile.

    • dorothyxoxo February 11, 2014 at 10:25 am #

      c’mon…it was a joke….that doesn’t make her a bigot. that’s a harsh accusation to make of someone you don’t even know

    • Steph February 11, 2014 at 11:54 am #

      Newbie, I’d like to hear why you think that Bi-Hoe is a bigot. She was only posting her own thoughts about Snow Ho, saying that she’s got no morals, which most of us have already stated for screwing around with a married man after befriending his wife and kids. Plus a lot of us have said before that Snowy has a serious case of penis envy, so why not make a joke of Snowy hiding her strap-on under her t-shirt?

      • Kell February 11, 2014 at 11:56 am #

        And this def isn’t a fan site for either of them… Some may favor one or the other … But mostly it’s to crack jokes on them and have a laugh… That’s what bi-hoe did

      • dorothyxoxo February 11, 2014 at 12:28 pm #

        agree. If you don’t like something someone has posted…then you ignore it or “respectfully” disagree…you don’t launch offensive names at them. It’s no different than unfairly labeling someone a racist…based on nothing.

        Besides….

        big·ot [big-uht]
        noun
        a person who is utterly intolerant of any differing creed, belief, or opinion.

        * I don’t think that covers chicks with crayola dicks

  37. Newbie February 11, 2014 at 3:40 am #

    Oh lordie, I just read her “poem” it is hilarious, and crappy. She really must have a full team of asskissers telling her how grt she is. Smdh

  38. Bi-Hoe February 11, 2014 at 4:19 am #

    Ok newbie ; it was just a bit of fun ! You won’t see me back here 😦 thank you ladies & Lisa for you time 🙂

    • Steph February 11, 2014 at 11:55 am #

      Bi-Hoe, please don’t feel the need to stop posting on here. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion without being called out for it. 🙂

  39. Lorraine February 11, 2014 at 5:57 am #

    Lol at Krisbians getting so mad at Playlist/indiewire for tweeting about the stupid poem and according to that vilest most hateful Krisbian, Sammie, playlist is encouraging cyberbullying of a 23 yo. LOL, cyberbullying?? KS gave idiotic, incoherent answers to the interview and she agreed to publish her laughable collection of words , she shd be prepared to be mocked and besides she helped broke up a young family and she showed just how arrogant and unrepentant she still is, so she deserved to be laughed at, IMO. Lol at those Krisbians who are probably one of the vilest fandom out there and they are getting butthurt, serves them right!

  40. Gemma February 11, 2014 at 10:06 am #

    Any psychologist around?

    I think some of you already mentioned that most of Sheep are really Krisbians. You’re totally right. In the Asylum when someone dares to question K’s pregnancy or Robsten togetherness, they use to reply “Kristen owns your ass” and never ever “Roberto owns your ass”. Why is it that grandmas feel this obsessive devotion to Krusten and even hate on Roberto when he overshadows her a little..???

  41. lindyuk February 11, 2014 at 10:08 am #

    What makes me laugh (besides that pathetic ‘poem’) from Skank’s latest word vomit is that she and her bunch of nit-wit friends have a ‘Book Club’!!!! Now who would’ve thought that?? I’m surprised they can actually read. LOL!!!

    Does anyone remember an interview that Rob gave some years ago….when he talked about first meeting Skank and being overawed by her (gag!!!) The poor naïve sop….in an attempt to impress her …gave her a book of poetry/writings by Virgil…..What’s the betting Skank’s never read it…heck she probably thinks it was ‘written’ by Virgil the puppet off Thunderbirds LOL!! Wouldn’t put it past her.

    • dorothyxoxo February 11, 2014 at 10:26 am #

      Virgil the puppet….hahahahahaha

  42. Gemma February 11, 2014 at 10:37 am #

    Kristen team get the attention they were looking for!!! Famewhorism at its highest again!

    Kristen Stewart Shuns Married Director She Cheated On Rob Pattinson With; But Rupert Sanders ‘Hasn’t Been Able To Get Over Her’
    Posted on Feb 11, 2014 @ 3:29AM | By Radar Staff

    Fans were shocked in 2012 when news broke that Twilight star Kristen Stewart had cheated on her co-star and boyfriend Robert Pattinson with her married Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders.

    Now, Radar has learned, Sanders life is spiraling downward while he still holds a torch for Stewart!

    Sanders’ wife, actress Liberty Ross, slapped him with divorce papers last year and a source said, “his family is wrecked. Even though he has admitted to everyone in his life that the long-brewing affair was a terrible idea, he still hasn’t been able to get over his feelings for Kristen.

    “He fell in love with her a long time before he laid a finger on her, and he’s finding it difficult to shake.”

    After the affair was exposed, Stewart, now 23, and Sanders, 42, made public apologies to their partners and then went their separate ways.

    But the source revealed, “They are still in contact,and incredibly, Rupert is still hoping for a future together. But Kristen has come to her senses and doesn’t want to damage her image more.

    “Rupert definitely lost more in this whole scandal. He’s devastated they can’t be together.”

    According to the source, the scandal has caused Sanders trouble in locking down his next feature-film directing job and says the filmmaker — in recent years, one of the highest paid commercial directors in the world — has for now returning to the advertising world “to lay low and weigh his options.

    Said the source, “He is a student of other directors’ careers and knows it’s a lot harder to bounce back from a scandal like this if you’re not a household name like Kristen is.

    “Rupert, against all better judgement, still holds out hope that he and Kristen can get things going again, but he’s completely deluded – she would never put her career on the line like that again,” the source said.

    http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2014/02/hollywood-director-rupert-sanders-life-spiraling-downward-after-kristen-stewart-affair/

    Cry me a river….

    • dorothyxoxo February 11, 2014 at 10:57 am #

      lol!!!

      I certainly didn’t think Kristen Stewart could be a bigger moron than she already is. But once again, she proved me wrong. That arrogant interview and awful poem only brought her affair back to the forefront

      an idiot?…or someone who realizes they are only relevant if they’re Rob’s gf or an infamous homewrecker? and since Rob’s not playing anymore…she has to get attention the only way left.

      • Lorraine February 11, 2014 at 11:19 am #

        The two homewreckers can do whatever they like as long as they stay far far away from Rob. Oh, I think radar got it wrong since Ruperv has new film projects announced in industry sites unless these projects will not push through.

    • Missy February 11, 2014 at 1:24 pm #

      OMG are they serious with that? LOLOLOLOLOLOL

    • Gemma February 11, 2014 at 12:25 pm #

      Miss Stewart thinks she’s the eight marvel of the arts world… actually she’s an absolute laughing stock. She should apologize for publishing what she calls a poem.

  43. dorothyxoxo February 11, 2014 at 11:00 am #

    lmaoooo

    “she gives ALL homely, untalented heroin addicts hope for a brighter future”

  44. dorothyxoxo February 11, 2014 at 12:55 pm #

    OT…but did you guys see this…

  45. Sophie February 11, 2014 at 2:10 pm #

    Shanks attempt to reinvent herself seems to be backfiring. Most of the media are rehashing the scandal, once again, instead of focusing on her new image. She should keep her mouth shut and only talk about her projects. She claims she hates being a celebrity yet she encourages it. Actions speak louder than words, especially when those words come from a liar.

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