Hi from Paris

I know, I know it has been a while since I posted. I am sorry that I actually have a life that gets in the way sometimes unlike my haggy counterpart. She just has a basement and cobwebs to worry about.

Well I had the unpleasant misfortune of reading her last post, I stopped at dipshidiots because I didn’t have enough bleach on hand for my brain. Plus, I will never get back those two seconds of my life again.

All I can see is Kristen is very happy, I mean very very happy with Soko, maybe a little too happy, but hey whatever floats her boat right? I feel bad for Alicia, but maybe it was a mutual break up.

Next, Rob flew to London, his other home, to be with his fiancé for Easter and went out on the town to eat and do things normal couples do. To say any of those sightings were photo-shopped are just stupid and plain moronic. The photo-shop argument isn’t even logical anymore, it’s not a conspiracy people, there are other more important things to worry about than Rob eating dinner with his fiancé.

On another note, to say that Kristen is with Soko to throw off the paps to protect her non existent children and spouse is just asinine, who does that? And where are these so called children? Do they get to go out in the sunlight? Play with other kids? Go to preschool? The poor little darlings, God bless their little hearts.

I think we should all just get along and enjoy these two very different couples hahaha.

Hot Rob!

My oh my we are looking good Mr. Pattinson. This is news people. A hot photo shoot of Rob that we can all look and admire. Ok maybe drool onto the paper, but who wouldn’t?

“Robert Pattinson opens his heart”, well I hope he sets the record straight, on his terms. All this are they or aren’t they getting married is just ridiculous. They are together, I am confident of that, even Kellan Lutz is confident of that LMAO. The fact he was just with her last week in NY pretty much confirms it. Listening to the same psychos spew their ridiculous, outrageous and made up lies is just old and tiring. Rob is living his life and doing it well at that;) others should take a page from his book.

Class act lesson 101

 

“ok so i woke up thinking…
the love that is within me can never ever run out, resources can never get low. my love is in abundance and it is boundless. even when i am tired and i think i just can’t possibly…… actually i most definitely can still….. love for my neighbour, the earth, leaves, you, the woman at the bus stop, my family, the boy that just walked past me, it’s endless. the love i have comes with a certificate saying it will never ever bleed dry so i can act wild and run fast with it 🏾. you love towards me and i love towards you, you hate towards me and i love towards you, i really do. you hate towards me AND I LOVE TOWARDS YOU. i love for the day you wake up and see that your love is infinite too! i wake up real, healthy and happy and i have enough love inside for everything in my day. im not saying I don’t feel dark sometimes or worn out, like anyone i can be misguided. but just to know i have a gift of love inside me that is limitless no matter how much i give away is amazing. what a relief to find out. it’s taken 28 years for this notion to settle, i just want the universe to know. so just to be clear, my love won’t ever run out ok ok 🏽. ALWAYS ”

Twigs wrote this on her instagram account and clearly she is addressing the disgusting haters that hound her day in and day out. No one could have done it more classy. When someone slaps you on the cheek, you offer the other one. I give her a ton of credit because my first response would be to slap the bitches so hard, that my hand leaves a permanent print across their cheek. But I know that is not the answer. These haters have black souls and hate in their hearts, that it wouldn’t make a dent in their deep black hearts. This was the answer, this was the way. Haters are gonna hate, but at least Twigs will never let it touch her. So Twigs wins 64839289348932 to 0…

Rob touched down in NYC, happy and going out to dinners and getting his hair permed;) Haters lose again.

 

Happy Birthday Twigs!

Photos compliments of Robpattinson360

Looks like the birthday girl had an amazing day celebrating with her fiancé and friends. That cake looks so yummy, I want to dig right in:) Although I am sure they love their privacy, I can’t help but enjoy pictures such as these. Both look happy and relaxed and really in love. It is nice to see Rob so happy, at this point in his life, especially with his big “30” coming up this year! What a celebration I am sure that will be.

They look like a normal couple with amazing jobs, in love,  enjoying a celebration and living life to the fullest. I look forward to witnessing more occasions such as this, hopefully a glimpse at the gorgeous wedding I am sure they are going to have.

There are so many things to look forward to as a Rob fan, with his movies and to die for Dior ads. Keep em coming, pretty please!

This is a hater free zone hahahahaha!

 

Wonky legs, small jackets and fake wedding rings OH MY…

How many dipshidiots does it take to make fools of naïve, guileless, ingenuous people? Three…three classless, lonely old idiots (HKN, Smartlurker and Bunny loo loo). If you are going to claim you know something and your fake ass cousin insists that Rob will be in NYC with his little wifey and imaginary 2 children, then get the memo across the ocean to Rob, who was in London with his fiancé and friends. I know, the bar picture was photo-shopped because EVERYONE wants to keep the super secret and protect the non existent relationship of Edward and Bella.

One would think after being proven the fool 758329847234704209 times, you would pack up shop and move on to live in the unicorn forest where everything shits rainbows and pixie dust. Nope, these dipshidiots just keep at it like the energizer bunny, telling lies and making up BS at every turn.

My challenge is to the flock following, when will you wake up and realize you are being feed a high dose of bullshit?! Nothing is ever proven by these idiots and to the contrary Rob and Twigs keep proving how strong they are together and will marry (nice ring T:)), hopefully sometime this year. Also, what man would prance around and spend holidays with another woman, other than his supposed wife? For what? To protect something that doesn’t even exist? All I can do is shake my head and laugh. You all should too.

In the meantime, Rob and Twigs are happy and Rob’s new Dior Ad is F*ck hot. Nothing else matters;)

 

Merry Christmas 2015 and nothing changes…

Merry Christmas to all my dear friends that thankfully are sane and full of happy thoughts. I just caught myself up on what was happening and I want to bleach my brain. How hard is it for a picture to really be a picture of Rob and T with his father out to lunch? Why does a white t shirt have to be fake?  Why do the bat shit crazy ones have to make up happy non existent stories of Rob and Kristen meeting up and  happy together recently? Seriously I just saw her picture with her friends in LA on Christmas eve enjoying themselves, while Rob was an ocean away, as he always is, with his fiancé.

It’s real sad when someone writes an article about how crazy you are with your fake baby pictures of someone else’s child and a non existent marriage, cough HKN cough. For all the years I have been writing this blog, no one has accused me of being one burger short of happy meal. That psycho has been called out by internet outlets galore for her crazy ass conspiracy theories.

Just walk away psychos, let it go, don’t face it anymore, enjoy the sun waiting for you outside your basement window. You will feel better, I promise. Rob will marry T and they will have beautiful babies together. Face it because that is reality!

Get ready for NYE because I think the world will be flooded in sheep tears:)

 

 

Touch down

Yes! Rob and his fiancé landed in London today. How exciting after that magnificent GoGo Campaign. They raised a lot of money for a great cause. The couple that gives together, stays together:) I loved all of the celebs that came out to support a very important cause. It means so much when they take the time to support children in need.

Now, going back to Rob and his amazing fiancé, there were so many rumors put out by the hags, but in the end LOVE wins…AGAIN. They can cry photo-shop, luggage gate, lying liars lying to protect the non existent babies or any other thing their flea sized brains can think of, but nothing can take away the truth. Rob loves Twigs and she loves him. They are arriving home to spend time with friends and family and most important each other.

Peace out hags, you will never be right no matter how you try to spin your lies.

For those…

Morons that think I closed this blog, guess what? I DIDN’T! It was just a domain change and nothing more. No secret conspiracy or birthing of imaginary babies. What do I expect from the soulless witches on that “other” hag site? The ones that went after and harassed a charity organization. For real? Who does that? I had to stop myself from wanting to bitch slap anyone who dared to turn a couple that is clearly charitable into some demonic secret plan to destroy the world. I just can’t with them anymore.

OHHHHHH is that Rob and his lady love at the MOBO awards??? No way I bet it is photo shopped or the contract was extended HAHAHAHA. Soooooo anyone else think it is normal and cute to support the one you love? Yep, I do, what a hot and happy couple!

Photo compliments of FIRSTLOOK.

Someone’s got egg on her face for all the lies she has told Mwahhhhhhh

Dog-gate

Oh my, Rob and Twigs seem to have gotten a dog or they just find joy in walking other people’s pets. Who knows, maybe Rob took up pet sitting since his supposed “manager” position is coming to an end.

I thought a picture or tweet must have come out since I heard the shrieks of a wicked witch dying under the weight of a flying house. HKN’s denial could be heard from round the world. “What about the dog ear!” “It’s photo shopped!” “My cuz said Rob and Kristen are fine, and Sweet Pea and Little Pea are happy as ever!” Yeah, yeah, yeah and pigs wear makeup and can fly.

I find it adorable that in between his and her busy schedule, they find time for a normal walk with their dog. Just a normal working couple spending free time together.

Until next time my friends, for now let’s enjoy the happiness this couple elates.

Isle of Crushed Dreams

The lunatics are out in full force this morning. Rob is on the IOW with his girl and good friends. You would have thought someone was torturing these idiots with the way they are carrying on. This for example:

“Thanks for fucking up the last thing we had”

If that is the last thing you had in life, you need to get a new one, because that is just pathetic.

I thought they didn’t believe in tabloid garbage. But they put all their eggs in one basket when they believed Rob and Twigs broke up their engagement. Now they are left with egg on their faces.

If I learned anything all these years, Rob will do what he wants, when he wants and how he wants. He is finally getting to live a normal life, which he very much deserves.

Oh, just to have a little more fun and watch more of the epic break downs, nice ring Twigs;)